Pray for God APP

Lin Jingmo couldn't even utter a single swear word, and the first thought in his mind was that the ones at home are better than the ones outside.

Luo Chuan flicked his sleeves, and put his right hand behind his back, and the silver bell pinned to his girdle would make a crisp sound as he moved.He looked around Lin Jingmo's room, and many decorations were slightly different from what he knew.

Lin Jingmo touched the dumbbell in the shoe cabinet with his backhand, and after touching it with his palm, he rushed up with a roar.Luo Chuan turned sideways to touch the floor lamp beside him, and the dumbbell brushed against his hair and hit the coffee table, causing several cracks on the glass surface of the coffee table.

If you fail in one blow, you will come again. After studying the floor lamp, Luo Chuan turned to look at the sweeping robot in the corner of the living room.The dumbbell hit the lampshade of the floor lamp impartially, half of the lampshade was recessed, and it dangled and fell directly to the ground.

He was so angry that he simply dropped the dumbbell in his hand, turned his wrist and raised his fist to hit Luo Chuan's bent back.However, the fist hadn't even touched any cloth, and the thing suddenly stood up and walked into his room, and the punch hit his robot vacuum cleaner without any force, smashing the robot into scrap immediately up.

He gasped, staring fixedly at the back of this thing visiting his room.

Luo Chuan let out a "huh", then grabbed an inflatable doll beside the bed, turned to him and said, "What is this? Human skin?"

Without even thinking about it, Lin Jingmo said, "You."

"I?"

Luo Chuan lifted the doll up with curiosity on his face, his lower body was a little suffocated.Before his eyes touched the blind spot of his knowledge, Lin Jingmo kicked the doll to pieces.It's a pity that Luo Chuan took a step back, and this kick still missed the person who should be kicked.

After three or two efforts, he didn't touch this person at all, and several things in the house have been destroyed.Lin Jingmo said angrily: "What the hell are you, a human or a ghost? If it's a ghost, can I burn paper money for you? Get out of my house quickly!"

Luo Chuan was tall, and when standing in front of Lin Jingmo, he had a condescending aura.He said solemnly: "I am your master, how do you talk?"

"Teacher..." Lin Jingmo almost wanted to swear again.

Not only did the person in front of him not have the slightest restraint to stay in someone else's house, but now he even started to undress in front of him!

He took a step back and said anxiously: "What are you doing? Why are you talking and taking off your clothes?"

Looking at Lin Jingmo's appearance, Luo Chuan was really interesting. He threw the belt he took off on the bed in a good mood, and then leaned forward and said to him, "What do you think I want to do?"

Lin Jingmo suddenly remembered a piece of news that he saw half a month ago, saying that a tycoon in women's clothing had dinner with friends, but was molested because he was too beautiful.These days, men are no safer than women.

With his back against the wall, he warned: "If you take a step forward, I will call the police immediately!"

Luo Chuan really took a step forward, bringing the distance between the two closer.He took off his blue robe with a face full of indifference, and the lace of the inner shirt was untied, revealing a large piece of strong chest muscles, he said: "Repay."

Lin Jingmo was so angry that he raised his fist and wanted to smash it, but Luo Chuan easily caught it in mid-air.Then flipped his elbow and pushed him out of the bedroom neatly.

The door was closed and locked, Luo Chuan said to Lin Jingmo outside the door with a nice voice: "I'm sleepy as a teacher, I'll deal with you tomorrow."

Lin Jingmo kicked the door angrily, but the door was made of solid wood, so his kick almost didn't make him die of pain.

A stranger, who doesn't even know whether he is a human or a ghost, just lives in his house, how can he sleep!

Lin Jingmo tossed and tossed on the sofa with the towel in his arms for half the night, until it was dawn, and fell asleep in the self-hypnosis of whether to call the police or not.

The phone on the coffee table rang more than a dozen times but no one answered it. Luo Chuan came out of the bedroom after changing into Lin Jingmo's clothes.Then he took the phone and clicked on the call button on the screen, a man's voice came from the phone.

"Brother, you said you were going to make a lot of money, did you get it back? Mom and Dad want you to come back for dinner tomorrow, so don't push it. I pushed tomorrow's announcement for you."

The man on the other end of the phone didn't hear anything, and said again: "I know why you don't want to go back, isn't it just a blind date, the big deal is that you don't like it after watching it. You can treat it as a family dinner, and have a meal with the head office, right? "

Luo Chuan hesitated whether to respond, squatted down beside the sofa where Lin Jingmo was sleeping, and put the phone to the boy's ear.It may be that he was too sleepy, and the people on the phone chattered for a long time but failed to wake him up.

"Hello? Brother? Did you hear me? Lin Jingmo?"

"He's still sleeping." Luo Chuan leaned on the phone and said.

Lin Jingnian on the other end of the phone was signing the poster when the golden paint pen in his hand stopped.After a while, he heard Lin Jingmo's hoarse voice say: "Oh, don't touch me, I'm exhausted, my waist is about to break."

"..."

The paint pen in Lin Jingnian's hand rolled to the ground, and before he could speak, the phone was hung up.

Lin Jingmo waved Luo Chuan's hand away, and turned over wearily on the sofa.He who is used to sleeping on high beds with warm pillows can't bear this broken sofa, let alone his waist after tossing all night, it's not bad if he didn't turn it down.

Suddenly, he sat up straight with his messy hair on his head, and his mind suddenly became clear.He turned around and looked at Luo Chuan who was sitting on the coffee table, and said with trembling fingers: "You, you, why haven't you left yet!"

Luo Chuan was wearing his T-shirt and sweatpants, his long hair was tied into a ponytail, and he still used the string of silver bells on his girdle.

He tapped Lin Jingmo's mobile phone to the background of the Kuyan Temple APP interface, pointed to the column of the petition system in the background and said to him: "Ten petitions, I will leave after I complete them."

Lin Jingmo was going to get his phone with his bare hands, but Luo Chuan's long arm moved back half an inch, and the red rope on his wrist slid halfway down.Lin Jingmo didn't touch the phone, and fell on Luo Chuan with his whole body.

Luo Chuan took advantage of the opportunity to lean on Lin Jingmo's waist, and said with a smile, "So enthusiastic?"

"Hot ass!" Lin Jingmo pushed the person away, stood up straight, and snatched the phone from Luo Chuan's hand.

He frowned and closed the app, and then poked his fingers fiercely to delete the software, but after trying seven or eight times, the software remained intact in the phone interface and could not be deleted at all.

Annoyed, he threw the phone on the sofa, trying to turn out the notebook and delete the background code.It's a pity that I didn't remember until my fingers touched the computer bag. I smashed the notebook on the train yesterday.

He cursed secretly, forcing the fire down.This person came because of the APP, and so far it hasn't done any real harm to him, so he decided to have a good talk with this person.Maybe the two of them explained it clearly, and things were not as complicated as he thought.

Lin Jingmo opened the curtains of the living room, deliberately letting the strong sunlight outside shine on this person.But the sun doesn't seem to be useful to him, so it can't be a ghost?

Most of his understanding of ghosts comes from horror movies or supernatural stories, so he subconsciously thinks that ghosts are afraid of sunlight.

He sat back on the sofa, changed his previous attitude, and crossed his arms and said, "Luo Chuan? Is that your name?"

Luo Chuan responded: "It's impolite, how can you call me by the teacher's name directly."

Lin Jingmo waved his hand, too lazy to argue about it: "What do you mean by ten petitions? Aren't you in charge of the toilet... the toilet god? What does the god come to my house when he isn't in the temple?"

Luo Chuan rested his elbows on his knees, approached Lin Jingmo who was pretending to be calm, and said with a serious face, "Do you want to brush your teeth first?"

"..."

Lin Jingmo was embarrassed for a while, he got up and walked towards the bathroom, when he couldn't see Luo Chuan, he raised his hand and blew into his palm, his face full of disgust.

The hair in the mirror is also messy, it is hard to imagine that he was talking to people in this way just now.No, that thing is not human, why does he care so much?Just let him brush his teeth, when did he become so obedient?

Just as he was thinking about whether to go out and smoke this person to death with his breath, he saw Luo Chuan leaning against the door of the toilet, crossing his arms and saying to him, "If you can't complete ten petitions within a year, you will disappear as a teacher." .”

Lin Jingmo was overjoyed, how could such a good thing happen?Isn't it just what he wanted to disappear?

But then Luo Chuan smiled and threatened again: "If that's the case, even if you are a ghost, you must bring my good apprentice with you."

Lin Jingmo lowered his head and brushed his teeth silently. Is this thing a god?Aren't gods used to protect people?

Luo Chuan continued: "The incense in Kuyan Temple is too poor, and the gods from all walks of life will lose their divine power greatly if they can't eat offerings. Many mortals' long-cherished wishes can't be fulfilled at all. So Vulcan asked Qingfa to find you in a dream, trying to get you through modern people. The most passionate thing to maintain our divine power."

"Qingfa?" Lin Jingmo spat the foam out of his mouth, Luo Chuan said that Qingfa should be the elderly abbot in Kuyan Temple.

He said: "In this case, why don't you stay in Kuyan Temple and eat incense? What do you want me for?"

Luo Chuan said: "Who told me that I have no one to worship?"

Lin Jingmo lowered his head and washed his face, this was really kind of said.

But it is also true, since the APP was launched, almost every god has incense.No matter how unpopular ones are, there will always be a few, just like a god in charge of roads, at least he can receive some petitions to bless you when you go out safely.

Toilet god, the meaning of this god's existence was beyond his imagination, let alone a petition, he couldn't think of anything to ask for.

Lin Jingmo roughly understood, isn't it just ten petitions?He can come up with seventeen or eight out of random things.So he said: "Okay, petition."

He took his mobile phone, clicked on Luo Chuan's video interface, tapped his fingers, and typed a long list.What blesses him from constipation, blesses his toilet from ever clogging, or blesses him from taking a shower without running out of water, etc.

One after another was swiped on the screen, and a dozen of them were swiped in a few minutes.He showed Luo Chuan his phone and said, "It's more than ten, okay?"

Luo Chuan looked down at him, raised his eyebrows and said, "No, unless the petition in the backstage turns green, it's just useless nonsense, no different from those chatting with barrage."

"Tsk." Lin Jingmo irritatedly clicked on the background system to check.Sure enough, the dozen or so messages he sent just now were automatically classified into the chat column by the system, and Luo Chuan's petition system was still empty, with nothing.

"Aren't you kidding me? Don't you just need to post bullet screens for petitions?" He typed the system code himself.

Luo Chuan chuckled, but didn't answer his words, but pointed to the kitchen of his house and said, "Apprentice, I'm hungry as a teacher."