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This thing is quite self-aware of itself.Lin Jingmo ran to the refrigerator to get milk to relieve the spicy food, and Luo Chuan sat on the sofa and laughed to him.

He drank the whole can of milk, calmed down and said to Luo Chuan: "Jing Nian found an extra money for the two of us, and it was arranged by a director he knew. The salary is similar to that of a bodyguard, and we will start work next week."

Regarding work, Luo Chuan had no objections.After all, I haven't made any wishes in the near future, and being idle is also idle.It's just that he never expected that the role assigned to this job would be so challenging.

Because of Jing Nian's relationship, the director was quite polite when he saw them, and the girl who managed the costumes of the crew said nonsense like a waste of appearance just by playing tricks.

Lin Jingmo could only cope with it with a smile. He also knew that there were many actors who were good-looking, and it was purely because of their connections that they were praised so much.

The film is a comedy, the content is nonsensical, and the hero and heroine are not particularly famous actors, so it is a low-budget movie.

According to the original plan, they need to play the role of the roadside vendor who was accidentally knocked down when the hero and heroine ran away.But because Xiao Wu repeatedly asked for a special role, it would be best if he could show his face or something.So the director thought about giving it to a clown who hid in the toilet and had an affair.

It fully meets the requirement of grasping the ground three feet and making the scalp numb.

When Luo Chuan saw the set of stockings, short skirt and high heels, he wondered whether he had picked it up wrong.Not to mention that the clothes were exposed and not suitable for men, and he couldn't fit them in his body, even though the clothes were not too small.

Lin Jingmo wanted to laugh when he saw Luo Chuan studying clothes, but Xiao Wu really didn't disappoint him at all.If Luo Chuan wears it, he will definitely take pictures of his death, and then paint it into a poster and put it at home as an offering every day.

He patted Luo Chuan on the shoulder, and comforted him: "For the sake of making money, I have wronged Master."

Luo Chuan raised his eyebrows, he didn't understand how to wear the black mesh stockings in his hand at all.And Lin Jingmo is playing the role of a worker who cleans the toilet. When the hero and heroine rush into the toilet, he just needs to show a panicked face.

The director came in with the script, frowning, followed by a screenwriter. The two seemed to have some opinions on the plot, discussing whether to change it.

After seeing that Luo Chuan hadn't changed his clothes and make-up yet, he couldn't help saying to the staff, "Why haven't it been done yet, the shooting will start soon."

The girl who took care of the costumes was a little embarrassed, and said, "Director, I didn't know that the actor who came here is so tall and boned, I really can't find a suitable dress for this." He pointed to the clothes in Luo Chuan's hand: "It's already the largest size. "

Generally, the skeleton and height of actors who are filming are not too big, only in this way is it easier to be photographed.People like Luo Chuan who are 1.9 meters tall are rare to come across, unless the people who play the role are not short, so there are not many large-size costumes in the crew.

The director has a headache, the supporting roles have already been arranged, and they cannot be replaced temporarily.What's more, the two people who came here were Jingnian's request to take care of them, so it wouldn't make sense to change them.

The screenwriter on the side looked at the two, and suddenly clapped his hands and said: "How about this, let the two people switch identities, after the protagonist enters the scene, the nightclub cowboy is having an affair with the cleaner, and he is arranging some lines, sure It's more interesting than the original."

The director's eyes lit up when he heard it, and he shot the script rolled up in his hand, and asked the staff, "The cleaning work clothes should be in a large size, right?"

"There are some."

The veins on Lin Jingmo's forehead twitched. He glanced at the women's clothing in Luo Chuan's hand, and couldn't help asking: "Isn't it good to swap? This dress... I might not be able to wear it either."

He actually wanted to say, no, he won’t do this!Don't do it even if you die!Thinking about this job was introduced by Jing Nian, he has no reason to challenge the director if he is a walk-on, so he asked a little tactfully.

Not wanting to compare Luo Chuan with that sexy women's outfit in front of him, he said with a smile on his face, "I think it fits well, and the size is just right."

Originally there were only two supporting roles, and the director didn't want to spend too much time messing around, so he said bluntly: "That's it, I'll let the screenwriter bring you the lines later."

After saying that, he went to discuss other matters with the screenwriter.

Luo Chuan patted Lin Jingmo's shoulder, and comforted him: "For the sake of making money, I have wronged my apprentice."

Lin Jingmo squinted at him, and scolded the screenwriter and director a thousand times in his heart.You can change anything you want, and you can add lines to this damn scene, how can it be so casual!

He angrily took the sexy stockings and short skirt from Luo Chuan's hand, and said angrily, "Just wait for me."

The makeup artist put on a wig for him, then took two palm-sized cotton pads and said, "Put these two props in your clothes in a while, and if they are not big enough, I will replace them for you."

Lin Jingmo's face was dark, he kept tugging at the short skirt that could disappear with a single movement, stepped on a pair of hard-to-walk high heels, and said to Luo Chuan: "If you dare to take pictures, I will kill you!"

Not to mention, Lin Jingmo's appearance as a man disguised as a woman is really pretty, but his behavior is a bit rough and his voice is rough.There is also that strong muscle, which is slightly inconsistent under the wrapping of grid stockings.

Luo Chuan ignored his words, and judged: "If the Cowherd grows like you, the Weaver Girl will not leave her hometown."

"..."

After several tosses, until Lin Jingmo sat on the toilet seat with his legs wide open, he didn't understand why he took on this kind of work in a jerk.

The hero and heroine are still performing the scene before rushing into the toilet, so the two of them can only wait here for the time being.After cursorily reading the lines, Luo Chuan said to Lin Jingmo, "You have quite a lot of scenes, why don't you consider reciting them for a while first?"

Lin Jingmo said with a sulky face: "Where can the two supporting roles go, I have a good memory, so just look at it later."

Luo Chuan looked at the lines in the script, wanted to persuade him but felt that this person was losing his temper, so he chose to remain silent.

Lin Jingmo adjusted the cotton stuffed on his chest a few times, and suddenly teased Luo Chuan: "You are also a god of the toilet, you must have seen a lot of cheating in the toilet, right? Usually at this time, you are gods What will you do?"

Luo Chuan put down the script in his hand, leaned against the door frame of the toilet and said, "I don't know, when I was in charge, no one would do that in the toilet."

"Too."

The toilets in that era were collectively called huts, and the facilities inside were not as clean as they are now.Who would do that kind of thing in this kind of place if they have nothing to do, if this is accidentally turned over when the love is strong...

Lin Jingmo found it funny when he thought about it. Leaning on the wall, he asked a question that he had always wanted to ask: "Then what do you care about in the toilet? The number of people? Or just the toilet?"

Luo Chuan was silent, and didn't know how to answer for a while.He leaned against the wall, his thoughts drifted back to many years ago, and the expression on his face gradually became serious.

In the end, he just said leisurely: "I don't care about anything, I will respond with sincerity, and it has nothing to do with the position."

Having said this, it means not saying it, Lin Jingmo said with a little disgust: "Could you be a bastard, right?" Just find a position and arrange a job, just like some current relationship households, just let it go, it sounds like That's all.

Luo Chuan was about to respond when a screenwriter outside suddenly came in and said, "Cleaner, I'm adding a scene to you, come with me."

Lin Jingmo took off his high-heeled shoes, and waited for Luo Chuan to leave before saying: "I don't think it's useless, otherwise, there are no believers, and nine out of ten are related households."

As soon as the words fell, a hoarse voice that made people's throat tight came from the toilet where Lin Jingmo was sitting.

Lin Jingmo's back was stiff, and he backed away from the toilet he was sitting on.Looking sideways, I saw a water-stained hand protruding from the toilet, with a pale palm clinging to the rim of the lid.It immediately reminded him of the scene in a horror movie where a ghost crawls out of a well.

Without even thinking about it, he lifted his leg and kicked it, and pressed back the cover that hadn't been fully opened.

The ghost whose hands were pinched suddenly let out a piercing scream, which made people's scalp tingle for a while.

Lin Jingmo kicked the half of the outstretched hand fiercely, kicking the ghost hand back into the toilet, and then nimbly pressed the flush button.With the sound of intense water, he rushed the thing into the sewer in a daze.

He adjusted the cotton bag stuffed in front of his chest again, and said, "Return it endlessly, to hell with it."

After making sure that there was no movement in the toilet, he clapped his hands and planned to sit down again.Don't want to just turn around, and met a man in an ancient costume who was drenched all over.

The man's face was pale and bloodless, and there was a horrible-looking bloody mouth in his neck, as if he had been cut by some sharp weapon.He grinned and said to Lin Jingmo: "The toilet god is not in charge of the toilet, do you want to know why?"

Lin Jingmo's scalp tingled for a while, and he slammed the compartment door shut, shutting this damn thing out.The throat-tightening voice came again. The man lifted his toes off the ground, clasped his hands on the ceiling of the compartment, exposed his head, and continued, "A hundred years ago, the toilet god had another name, and everyone called him the evil god."

The decapitated ghost climbed in from the top of the compartment, and countless water stains dripped down from his body along the wall.He stretched his neck and approached Lin Jingmo who was standing in the corner: "The evil god has killed countless people and gathered all the evil spirits in the world. He is the symbol of evil, the leader of nightmares, and the world's fierce ghosts are hidden in that knife, extremely ferocious."

A series of piercing laughter came from his throat, "Boy, the evil god followed you, but just wanted to find a suitable opportunity to eat your soul, and then occupy your body, so that you can continue to live in this way. Instead, Why don't you let me try something new, I almost forgot what it's like to be alive..."

Lin Jingmo clenched his fists tightly, suppressing the goosebumps, and punched the decapitated ghost in front of him.However, the arm pierced through the decapitated ghost's head, just like hitting the air, and went straight through.

The broken part of the male ghost's neck was pulled apart because of the elongated head, and it was only connected by a spinal bone.He smiled and said, "If I'm not wrong, the evil god has already taken your life away. It will be a matter of time before I kill you."

Lin Jingmo's Adam's apple slipped, he admitted that for a moment, he began to believe what this ghost said.

The male ghost's eyes widened, his pupils dilated, and he seduced Lin Jingmo: "Look into my eyes, let me take you out of this world..."

Lin Jingmo lowered his eyes, and suddenly took the plug from the toilet in the corner and pointed it at the face of the decapitated ghost, and cursed, "I see you as a hammer!"

Sure enough, when ghosts are not prepared, these external things can be touched!

The male ghost was a little shocked: "Impossible, why is it useless? Why are you still awake?"

Lin Jingmo kicked open the closed door of the cubicle, and then used the toilet plug to push the damn thing to the ground.At the same time, Luo Chuan, who was dragged away to add a play, opened the door and came in. Seeing the decapitated ghost being held down on the ground, he waved his palm and threw a burst of fire, burning the ghost to ashes in the blink of an eye.

Luo Chuan pulled Lin Jingmo to protect him by his side, and asked, "Are you all right?"

Lin Jingmo threw away the toilet plug in his hand, and asked, "What did you do before? Did you kill someone? Luochuan evil god."