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"To predict the future, you need data from the past. That's the kind of intelligence that is necessary for me."

"...emmm."

Yuna recalled it for a while, saying that she had passed the college entrance examination three times before getting in, so she didn't know anything about Jaeyoung's freshman and sophomore year.

"It doesn't matter if it's not all, just say what you know."

"Ok."

She held up a finger in distress.

"Oh... When I first entered school, I was a CC in the design department. I was two years older than him, and we dated for about three months."

Then raised a second finger.

"In the summer, it was said that she was a girlfriend from the dance department of Mingsheng Women's University who met on a blind date. One...two months? This is also in the middle of the year. The two quarreled a lot. Later, she slapped her in the square and was dumped. , He also said that it was much more refreshing. From the beginning of autumn to the end of winter, he made a girlfriend again, a flight attendant...and even came to our school, really beautiful, really...so beautiful."

Yuna held up three fingers with a fascinated look.

"But he was going to the army and then we broke up. So maybe they dated for three months? I don't know. I haven't had much contact since I went to the army."

"Go on."

"I took a break from school for a long time, and after returning to school, I found out that Jang Jae-young was there. That was last year... I was dating an advertising writer, about 30 years old. It probably didn't take long for me to date a law student of the same age. Four months? She is also very beautiful, although she has graduated now... As far as I know, this is the last one."

Shang Yu analyzed the incomplete five sets of data, and roughly came to the conclusion that the average dating time of women of the same age or above in the art, service industry, and humanities fields is less than three months.However, in these consistent directional data, as a mere science and engineering student, a young man, a male, and an object of sexual desire, Shang Yu can only be beautiful alone.

"What's the reason for the breakup?"

"It seems to be tired. He didn't think about dating in the first place, and he didn't express his feelings. Doesn't it hurt? But he is the kind of person who makes his partner collapse."

Shang Yu finally extracted effective information from her words, Zaiying must have been bored with herself, so she simply broke off contact.Yuna looked at Sang Woo and continued.

"In my opinion, you have a chance of winning."

"What do you mean?"

"The people he dated before were all mature and sexy types. How do you... have to describe it? Ordinary...style? Young man, man, he suddenly did something that he had never done before. Isn't that enough to prove that you are special?"

"I'm not my brother's lover."

Shang Yu was thinking in his heart.But also because of her words, Shang Yu had a little confidence that he could come back. They were physically related, and Shang Yu also knew that Jae Young could get an erection when he kissed him.There are still a few skills learned online that he has not used on him, but even with all the efforts to make him change his mind,

"It doesn't make sense. It's going to end anyway."

The ending was decided from the beginning.Without lust, you will be as helpless as a fool.

Yuna also droops her eyebrows, with an expression reminiscent of an unhappy dog, she said.

"I understand how you feel..."

"..."

"But there is still time. During this period of time, you still have to talk vigorously, so that you won't regret it. I only have endless quarrels in similar things to you, and the end is very embarrassing."

Yuna sighed sadly, and Shangyu felt a little ridiculous, after all, it wasn't her business.

"How is Jang Jae-young treating you recently? How is it?"

"Very bad."

"I knew it, I can't get in touch, right? I drink and don't answer the phone, let the pigeons go, say I'm tired on the weekend and then disappear from the game, the text message is only a few words, I only come to you when I need you, right?"

Not all, but worse than playing missing.Yuna folded her arms indignantly after seeing Sang Woo's expression.

"I'm so angry, do you want to throw away the meat that reaches your mouth? Really. No, I have a good idea. Don't move..."

She approached without warning, and then took off Shang Yu's hat and threw it on Jae Young's desk.

"What are you doing?"

"Don't move, let sister help you."

She excitedly opened Zaiying's drawer and rummaged through it, and then found a cylinder, which she could smell after opening, and took it over.

"You don't want to rub it on my head, do you?"

"Ah."

"Oh, no. Take it."

"Hiss! Don't want him to take a good look at you? You have to work hard."

"Ah... wait a minute."

Shangyu tried his best to defend but couldn't hold back Yuna's strong will.She rushed over and smeared pomade on the top of his head with lightning speed, and Shang Yu decided to give up struggling.Sitting still and letting her hum a song while arranging her hair.

"Yeah, your eyebrows are a little handsome?"

"The eyebrows are just the eyebrows, how handsome they are."

"Why do you say you wear a hat all day to block it..."

Talking to herself, she took a square tube from her seat, heard a few bangs, and then she took out a thing that looked like a small toothbrush from inside and pointed it at Shang Yu's eyes. stabbed over.Shang Yu subconsciously avoided his face, but she supported the back of his head with her other hand to force his face to turn back.

"Are you a brat? Give me a minute to be honest."

"Isn't this a knife?"

"Shh, be quiet."

The metal touched the end of one eyebrow, rustled as it moved, and then touched the end of the other eyebrow.Yuna's expression was sincere, as if she was doing something great, Shang Yu was afraid of accidents and didn't dare to show his air.

"Oh~ I really chose the wrong major back then."

Yuna took out a hand mirror from the quadrangular bag and put it in Shang Yu's hand, then went to rummage through the box in the corner of the practice room.Shang Yu looked at her for a while, rummaging through the sundries, and held up the mirror.

"It's not different at all."

Staring at the mirror carefully, there is no difference except that the forehead is exposed.After a while, Yuna threw a pair of shoes from there, brown boots without laces.

"Try on new shoes? See how they fit."

"This is not mine."

"Just put it on."

Sang-woo had no choice but to take off his black sneakers and put his feet into the clean pair of booties under the table.Looks a bit out of place but fits just right.Yuna took out lipstick from Jaeyoung's drawer and put it on him again. Although the latter protested that it was almost summer and his lips would not be dry, he was the only one talking about it the whole time.Then Yoona orders him to stand up.

Sang Woo felt like an idiot, stood up and crossed her arms and looked up and down in front of him, then she squatted down and rolled up Sang Woo's trouser legs to expose her ankles.

"Okay, another accessory will be perfect..."

Then she ran back to her seat, opened the drawer and found some necklaces and rings among a pile of sundries and walked over.

"I don't wear such things."

"Look, is he handsome?"

Shangyu looked at the skull-shaped pendant in front of him and frowned, Yuna saw his expression and threw the rest on the table, leaving only a silver bracelet without any decoration.She took off the electronic watch on Shang Yu's wrist and threw it away, put a bracelet on him, then nodded and said.

"Jang Jae-young's blood is about to flare up."

Yuna didn't seem to think about repairing her cobweb-like phone screen at all, she took out her phone from her pocket and took a few photos of Shang Yu.Kacha Kacha, Shang Yu stood with his arms folded and looked at her unnaturally.

"I did everything you said, can you explain what you want to do?"

"Strategic...what did you just say? Anyway, it's an excellent strategic plan, autumn lettuce."

"what?"

"You see, we've all been hurt by the same kind of people and there's nothing we can do, right? We can fight back! Where are you going to kill the time now and have a meal, then go to Yanshi Cave at 8 o'clock, and then go to any bar for a drink, I'll take care of the rest."

"Why should I go to Yanshi Cave to drink?"

"Aren't there a lot of good bars there? Do as I say. Then Jang Jae Young will call you, you hang up twice and then answer, and then tell him "You can't give me a certain future" and say that you are for He comes to drink only after changing his mood, and then he will ask you where you are in a panic and come to find you again. 99% reliable tactics. "

"What's the margin of error?"

"Don't ask weird questions."

Sang-woo blinked in bewilderment, Jae-young could be seen only when drinking in a certain area.Yuna only told him the method and result of the tactics but did not explain the principle of operation.

"Will you come if you do that?"

"95% probability."

"You just said 99%, why did the success rate drop?"

Yuna's expression became impatient, but this is an important question for Sang Woo.

"What if, what if brother hates me because of the 15% probability?"

Yuna's expression changed a lot, and Shang Yu was very surprised by this dramatic face change.She cried for a while and laughed for a while.

"Then you can find a beautiful sister or handsome brother over there to buy you wine and drink. Forget about Zhang Zaiying, forget about it."

Shang Yu nodded and sat down, and saw the boy wearing a V-neck T-shirt through the black screen in power saving mode.Yuna patted him on the back and yelled that he had to go over there and try.

"Come on, autumn lettuce, love is always going to be crazy."

"It's not love."

"Also, you must remember to only let him call twice before picking up, otherwise the consequences will be serious if he gets angry. Then I'll leave first."

"Thank you for helping me, come on for the interview."

Yuna smiled and picked up her luggage and left the practice room.After the door closed, Shang Yu took a deep breath and called