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It is an illusion created by irrational people who are disturbed by their sexual desires, and it is also a lie instigated by the government to maintain the marriage system.Sang Woo had never experienced this emotion, even though he knew everyone would.

"It's time, let's get started."

Shang Yu confirmed the time on the watch, adjusted his posture and sat down.

"The skin is also greasy - the skin is also greasy - step on it - the skin is also greasy..."

Cheap, cheap, fruit is cheap, just take a bunch and go.As soon as he uttered his first line, Jaeyoung burst out laughing.The hipbones rise, revealing the perfect set of teeth between the lips.

"I'm in a good mood." (This sentence is also fluent in Chinese wwwwww)

"It's not like that, answer well."

"What did I say?"

"so happy."

"Me too."

"..."

Shang Yu suddenly had an itchy nose and sneezed, why did he feel that there were flies flying around.No, is it a butterfly?

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At the end of March, the weather has always been good, but these few days have brought a little chill due to the late spring cold.Although the body is protected by a down jacket, when riding a bicycle, the face is as cold as if it was cut by a knife.So early in the morning, Shang Yu became blushing and arrived at the Humanities College.After entering the classroom, I put down my schoolbag and began to review the lines of the one-person triangle that I had already memorized (Jang Jae-young cannot guarantee that I will be able to attend).After checking everything, I took out the costume and wig and went to the bathroom.

The room on the right always had a sign saying malfunction, so Shang Yu went into the room on the left, changed his clothes and came out. It took 4 minutes, and there was still plenty of time for the final practice.Pushing open the back door of the classroom and coming in, I found that Zaiying was hunched over looking at his mobile phone with yellow glossy clothes hanging on his body. The wig was not put on properly so that his own hair was exposed from underneath.

Unpredictable man, no one knows where he came from.Today's appearance is completely different from yesterday, and he said boldly that this time he must smash the whole audience.He was fatally mistaken but Sang Woo seemed to get used to it unconsciously.Punk, sadist, trash, human scum, it's hard to believe how much mess he's causing right now.

Jaeyoung, who looked up, suddenly burst into laughter.Even though he looked exactly like the other party, Jaeyoung pointed at Shangyu and laughed as if he saw the funniest scene in the world.

"Why are you here so early?"

"I'm a course teaching assistant."

"Ah, yes."

I haven't seen him do any job as a teaching assistant, but he just talks nicely.Sang Woo kicked Jae Young's outstretched leg away and sat down on the seat next to him.He put his hands to his temples and began to recall his lines, when Jaeyoung was filming him with his phone.Sang Woo covered his face irritably.

"Do not be like that."

"Please dress like this when you go out for activities. It really suits you."

Jaeyoung confirmed the few photos he had just taken with a hippie smile, and then turned on the camera again.

"Shang Yu."

"Ah."

"Shall I take a selfie?"

"No."

But Zaiying still dragged the chair and sat shoulder to shoulder with Shangyu regardless of 21.On the screen of his mobile phone, two fools wearing bald wigs appeared, and Shang Yu occupied one side of the screen and sat without moving.

"Smile, boy."

Even if he said that, Sang Woo didn't feel happy and couldn't force a smile.Jaeyoung took three consecutive shots and changed his expression every time he took one.The first one laughs, the second one sticks out its tongue, and the third one doesn't know what to do at first, then twists its facial muscles and makes a grimace.

"Your picture is the best."

Zaiying quickly flipped through the photos for Shangyu and said so.But these photos are all the same to Sang Woo, they all look weird.They spend the rest of the time pairing lines together.Jaeyoung listens carefully to Sangwoo's pronunciation and repeatedly asks him to practice the parts (almost all) that he doesn't speak fluently.

Then the students all came in, those who didn’t know each other pointed at them and laughed non-stop when they saw Sang Woo Jae Young, and the Chinese professor who arrived earlier was laughing so hard.In the middle of the class, I would look at them and the corners of my mouth could not stop rising.

At the end of the 40-minute class, the last 10 minutes are reserved for three groups to make short play presentations.The first group played a Chinese couple traveling to Paris, "What is that?" "It's the Eiffel Tower." This kind of dialogue is mainly in the play.The second group (which seems to have plagiarized Shang Yu's idea no matter how you look at it) plays Korean college students introducing their campus to Chinese friends.Then it was their turn.

"The next group, students Zhang Zaiying and Chu Shangyu will perform."

Zaiying stood up and stretched, and looked down at Shangyu with a smile on her face.He looked like someone who was going for a walk, and Sang Woo also felt a little bit of trust when he saw his confident appearance.Jaeyoung took out grapes, telephones, and wooden sticks from his bag and came out, while Sangwoo followed behind him empty-handed.As soon as they walked to the podium, the students applauded. There were still people taking pictures below. It wasn't the students' problem, so the professor took out the camera first.

After all the props were ready, Shang Yu spoke the first line.It was a line to promote cheap fruits, and then Jaeyoung, who was hiding in the back door of the pillar, came out arrogantly with a fan, touched the grapes on the table and asked the price.

Shang Yu's eyes met Jae Young's, and he found that his eyes seemed to tell him that he must do a good job, they are doing a very interesting thing.At that moment, everything seemed to melt away, and the impetuous mood just now calmed down.

It's clear that Jaeyoung has put more effort into preparing for this performance than Sangwoo imagined.While a prop is a prop, he also used a mobile phone to represent the ringing and hanging up of a phone call.In just a few minutes of Shang Yu's monologue, he had already changed his clothes and changed his role behind the podium. Although the script was different, he performed with the same temperament as when he was performing in the drama club.In the middle, although it was not very appropriate to impromptuly ask whether Shangyu is a robot, but this sentence was well performed in the eyes of others.

They ended up getting an explosive response.A video camera and five mobile phones clicked and clicked their skit, and the sounds Shang Yu will never forget.The professor smiled and dropped all the scoring pens in his hand to the ground.Shang Yu just said the lines he had memorized and received applause and cheers.It has to be verified that this group show is really as Jae Young said - Carry the audience (corresponding to "Brother will take you to fly") at that time.

At the end of the performance, Shang Yu slapped Jae Young's lowered hand. At that moment, he seemed to forget all the negative emotions in the past, and only felt the comradeship.

"So interesting you two. Best panel presentation I've seen in ten years."

After class, the professor gave them both thumbs up and walked over to them.She looked at Shang Yu and said.

"Shang Yu also...Although the pronunciation still needs more practice, it's amazing to be able to memorize so many lines accurately."

"Thank you."

"Maybe you have an idea of ​​being a teaching assistant in our class?"

"Ok?"

"I don't have anything to do at ordinary times. Just come to help me copy the handouts on the day of my class. I will collect the test papers during the midterm and final exams, and then I will summarize the homework of the students. This can be used as a bonus item for the final grade. I'll treat you to a meal at the end, too."

Only then did Shang Yu understand what she was talking about.He looked at Zaiying, who was staring at the professor expressionlessly.

"It was Zaiying who recommended you as the successor assistant."

The deadline for unconditional withdrawal of course selection is two weeks.Shang Yu knew that Zaiying would cancel all the course selections in the third week, and he was waiting for that day.The two-week deadline is now less than two days away.

"……is allowed."

Shang Yu nodded, and the professor gestured with his eyes to please, then turned to Jae Young.

"Thanks for your hard work, Zaiying. Thank you for always helping your juniors and being responsible to the end."

"No, professor. I was supposed to be a teaching assistant, but I quit halfway. I'm really sorry."

"What are you talking about? I should congratulate you for a good opportunity. Congratulations in advance, can you pass?"

"Submitting the application again does not guarantee that it will be passed this time."

"There's no reason why you can't, it will definitely pass smoothly."

Shang Yu packed everything into his schoolbag and did not leave, listening to their conversation blankly.Later, the professor asked what he was going to do next, and Jaeyoung replied that he was taking a short rest while preparing to study abroad.Then they talked about the location of the graduate school where Jaeyoung is going to study.

"I also wanted to study abroad. I really envy you."

"Please come and play later."

"I know I'm joking, I haven't been admitted yet."

"Professor, if you say you can be admitted, then you can."

The atmosphere suddenly became lively, but Shang Yu couldn't laugh.I don't know why there is a certain feeling of reluctance in my heart.

"Should we go?"

Jaeyoung, who was talking to the professor, suddenly asked such a question, and Shangyu came back to his senses.They said goodbye to the professor and left the classroom.Sang Woo quickly changed into his own clothes in the bathroom, and handed the costume and wig to Jae Young.

Something unexpected happened in the next classroom where the class was held.The blue backpack of Jaeyoung, who always appeared on Sangwoo's throne at this time before, disappeared.Shang Yu looked at Zaiying in surprise, and the latter took out his mobile phone in displeasure.Jaeyoung glanced at Shangyu who suddenly sat on the throne and dialed the phone.The call volume is set loud so Sang-woo can clearly