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Then I will tie your hands too, an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. "

"When I touched it, I moaned and chirped, and I knew I was playing tricks..."

Jaeyoung smiled and pinched Shangyu's butt with both hands.Shang Yu responded by pushing the other party down on the pillow.

***

"...Before that, it was kind of like a planner. I think the personality is also a reticent one. But after drinking a glass of beer on the last day, I couldn't keep my mouth shut. I listened to him praising my daughter for two hours."

"Have a daughter? He was not married when I called him."

"Oh, I just found out that there are three children. I also learned Danish."

Jaeyoung gestured in the air with his fingers, and uttered words that Sangwoo couldn't understand.

"Is it a dirty word?"

"How do you know it."

Zaiying's resume says he is proficient in 5 languages, and he can speak 14 if you count by swear words.

"Ah, he also said he would come to our wedding, so I said yes."

"Are you inviting someone to the wedding just because you see someone?"

"I accidentally..."

Shang Yu frowned impatiently.The number of guests they were going to receive was already much higher than the initial set value, and he was already very sensitive about it. Zaiying would call one or two people over at every turn, making the number keep increasing.Cui Yuna had always refused on the grounds that it was too far away, but she changed her mind not long ago and said that she would stop by while traveling, so it seems that she wants to add 1 more.This is really a headache.

"Then...183?"

"It seems that I am not satisfied."

In the beginning, Shang Yu set a prime number.Because a prime number can only be divisible by itself and 1, in Shangyu's view, it means that he only loves his partner in his life.Therefore, I don't like the composite number 183 very much.

"Too many approximations."

"Then add 4 more people, and it becomes 187. It just happens to be my height."

"Height changes over time, so what's the point?"

"What? You mean I'll hunch my back when I'm old?"

"...I didn't mean that. The last measurement was 188, so the height is a variable value."

I trimmed my hair with pomade and wore thick socks. During that measurement, Jaeyoung insisted that he grew 1 centimeter taller.

"I tiptoed a bit that time."

"..."

"Then change it to 189, it's a prime number, right?"

"No, there are 1, 3, 7, 9, 21, 27, 63, 189. Such a large composite number is absolutely not acceptable."

Sang Woo said with a serious face, but Jae Young laughed as if listening to a joke.

“那干脆就在4月4日4点44分叫44个人来得了。”

"Are you still joking now? That's superstition. Is it just me who wants everything to be perfect?"

"No, of course it's different. You're not superstitious, dear."

Jaeyoung couldn't hide his smile, so he leaned against Shangyu's back, kissed his neck and said.

"Is 191 a prime number?"

"Oh."

"That's the number, it's about the same as the 19 ban, which is pretty good."

"Ok."

Shang Yu sighed.The number of guests set at the beginning was less than 53% of the current number, and now the scale of so many people can hardly be called a "small wedding".

"It's all because of you, the 101st place was perfect."

"No, I think of Dalmatians when I hear it, and it's not good."

"..."

"Shang Yu."

"What's wrong?"

"What does it matter how many people you invite? The most important thing is that the two of us get married."

"It's funny, who said that if you release <Love Greetings>, you will resolutely boycott marriage?"

"Ah... Actually, that's not what it means."

There was a yawning sound from behind, and Sang Woo took Jae Young's arm and rubbed his head.At this time, I found that the strength of the other hand that was just holding her had increased, and the touch from the back of my head should be Zaiying's lips. After touching it, I left.

Although it is very happy to lie down and chat like this, Shang Yu still thinks when he will come out of this state.Jaeyoung was sleepy already, but ejaculated four times and still wouldn't come out of Sangwoo's body.

"Brother, I want to take a bath."

"Lie down a little longer."

"How many minutes is 'a little while'? "

"10 minutes."

The wide palms rubbed the hair on top of Shang Yu's head. Similar conversations happened three times before, and Jae Young refused to leave Shang Yu's waist.Once, Shang Yu struggled to get rid of the big cock, but the other party let it in again with the excuse that "poor boy" was cold.

Zaiying promised that he would do nothing but put it in, so Shangyu agreed, and determined to get up immediately if he did anything lewd.In the end, Jaeyoung really just quietly hugged Shangyu from behind, occasionally licked his shoulders lightly, or touched his waistline, or said some inconspicuous jokes, or blew in his ear, talking to Shangyu Playing around with my back.

Jaeyoung pinched Sangwoo's butt for a while, then moved his hand up his back to where the tattoo was.He stroked it lightly and said.

"Hey wife, I haven't seen you for a while, why are you so skinny?"

"not at all."

Sang Woo has passed the growth period and has always maintained the same weight, while Jae Young will often say that he is pale, haggard, and thin.At this time, rather than stubbornly correcting him that his hands and eyes are more accurate in grasping the weight, it is better to speak according to his meaning.

"I haven't seen my honey for 6 days, the pressure has increased and the calorie consumption has increased."

"Really? Really?"

"Uh-huh."

"It just so happened that I bought vegetables to cook for you."

"... You're going to be on vacation and you still go shopping?"

"Don't nag."

Jaeyoung hugged Sangwoo even harder.

"It's weird to go grocery shopping the day before the 3-week vacation."

Zaiying’s style of grocery shopping has never been to only buy what he wants to eat that day. He always buys a variety of impulses, and most of them are frozen foods.At times like this, it would be wiser to have a simple takeaway or go to a nearby restaurant for a meal.

"And you haven't packed any of your luggage."

On the first day of the business trip, Sang Woo started to feel uneasy, so Jae Young’s ears became callused by the nagging about tidying up in advance, but Jae Young still set off for Denmark with an empty suitcase after all.

"I'm leaving tomorrow, and the sanitation needs to be cleaned."

During the 6 days when Zaiying was away, the house was rarely clean and tidy, but it is still necessary to turn on the vacuum cleaner if the cat is left at home for a long time.Although the neighbors come to visit twice a day, it's just to take care of the cat.

There are so many things, but Zhang Jaeyoung doesn't have sex, but only uses the excuse that his little brother will be cold to control Shangyu on the bed.Shang Yu opened his mouth after thinking about the matter.

"Wake up, there are still a lot of things to do. Improve efficiency first, go take a shower together and discuss the dinner menu. I'm going to be annoyed if you have to interrupt again while taking a shower. Now this time is more important than cooking or ordering takeout." It's convenient, order takeaway, I'll clean up while you wait for the meal to come, and you pack your luggage."

"..."

"elder brother?"

The hand that was holding him tight naturally fell to the bed, and Shang Yu became uneasy.He pricked up his ears and heard breathing behind him.Looking back with an ominous premonition, Zaiying was soundly asleep.

"Ah, Jang Jae Young!"

Sang Woo tried to shake Jae Young by the shoulders before he fell asleep, but to no avail.Calling him close to his ear, Zaiying didn't respond.This state is not so much sleeping as falling into a coma.

Considering the time difference of the country where he is traveling, the flight time, and Jaeyoung’s habit of not sleeping and watching movies on the plane, it can be speculated that he did not close his eyes for about 22 hours.In this way, he probably won't wake up until tomorrow morning.

"It's too much, really."

Shang Yu sighed and got off the bed.Her legs were still trembling, and she moved slowly to clean up the laundry and condoms scattered on the floor, and straightened the sheets.He took a towel dipped in water and wiped Jaeyoung's body, then put on new underwear.

Before going out, there is one more thing.Shang Yu climbed onto the bed, hugged the sleeping Jae Young tightly, and then whispered into his ear.

"I want to marry Qiu Shangyu."

Even though Jaeyoung readily accepted Sang Woo's marriage proposal five years ago, he still has the mentality that it doesn't matter whether they get married or not.He can live without that piece of paper, and his life now is no different from that after marriage, he always thought so.Shang Yu tried to persuade him with reason but failed, and then he started to brainwash Jae Young's subconscious whenever he had the chance.

"I want to marry Qiu Shangyu."

After repeating the same sentence five times, Jaeyoung's lips started to move.Is the signal received by this concept?Shang Yu moved closer to observe the other party's movements, and Zaiying said with a slightly wrinkled face.

"Qiu Shangyu."

"marry."

"mine."

"I want to marry Qiu Shangyu."

"But... dear Shangyu..."

"I want to get married."

"Make... love."

Sang-woo throws a pillow in the man's face, then picks up the laundry and heads out.

***

Jang Jae Young had a nightmare.

He is fighting with Shang Yu in an evil city like a maze, with only a laser gun as his weapon.The two fought the enemy back to back like in the movie, and after finishing the enemy, they kissed deeply in the background of the missile explosion.Up to the middle part, it was still the kind of exciting blockbuster that made even the hair tip excited, but Shang Yu suddenly disappeared in the middle, and the theme of the film immediately changed to a horror movie.

In the dream, Zaiying was looking for the missing Shangyu, but her eyes were red and swollen and her voice was hoarse.On the other side, there are a bunch of monsters holding harpoons shouting the slogan "I really want to get married" inexplicably, full of joy.