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"Actually, I have already noticed Zai Hongxi's goal."

"Oh, when will it start..."

"In the 12th minute after you got in the car, when you tried to go to my house but failed. I reasoned about why you wanted to go to someone else's house, and suddenly came to a strange conclusion."

The man interlocked his fingers and said seriously like a detective.Zai Hong just blinked his eyes and didn't know how to answer, which made the man more convinced of his reasoning.

"You want to test whether I have the qualifications to marry brother Zaiying?"

"what?"

"Check my living habits, ask questions to check my character, interrogate me with topics such as "Li Hun" and "Jieyue" that can make people lose their calm, and use inexplicable questions like wanting to learn photography to examine me My coping ability, I also carefully observe my appearance in order to find out whether my body is healthy, and when I talk about my private life, I want to judge my crisis coping ability through stress interviews. "

"..."

"How many points did I score?"

The man's face was calm, and he was so wrong.Zaihong was already at a loss as to where to begin to explain this misunderstanding.

"But if you don't do anything, Jang Jae Young will marry this freak!"

He decided to improvise.

"I object to the two getting married."

"I know, I have winks too."

Before he could say the next line, "I don't want to hand you over to Jang Jae Young!", the man answered indifferently.

Zaihong gradually lost his desire to fight.Although at this age, he has survived all major and minor crises, but this time he really wants to give up.An economics expert who has received an elite education and is invincible in the workplace, failure is quite unfamiliar to him.He raised his hand and rubbed his face wearily, the man suddenly said.

"If you object because I am a man like Shin Jong Suk Xi and Shin Mi Hee Xi, please think again."

"Ok?"

"Brother Jae Young and I couldn't choose our gender when we were born."

"Shin... no, have you met my grandfather?"

My grandfather was very old-fashioned, and the older he got, the worse he got.It is impossible for him to agree to the same-sex marriage of his grandson whom he loves so much.However, the man replied calmly.

"I visited the old man's house three months ago and sent an invitation."

I thought Zaiying would definitely keep this marriage a secret.That weird old man, who is so old and healthy that he often goes overseas to play golf, can swing a golf club at his grandson anytime he gets angry.

"Did something happen? Throw something at you..."

"There was high-intensity verbal violence output, but I didn't suffer physical damage. I have good dynamic vision, so I have the confidence to take him away. Besides, no matter how strong my body is, I am still an old man after all."

"..."

"It's a pity that I didn't get the blessing, but it's confirmed that he can come to the wedding venue."

"What did he say?"

"He said he would definitely come to make trouble, but he is already very grateful for coming."

The men calmly recounted the big event that they conquered the final boss.

"It's crazy."

Zai Hong slandered, and the two of them fell into silence again.

The man looked at Zai Hong, as if he still had something to say.Zai Hong became nervous because of the other party's mouth that could never guess the next sentence, and saw the other party clasping his hands obediently.

"I am confident that I will be a good husband for brother Zaiying."

"That's it."

"Only a lover with a deep affection has a high probability of becoming a spouse with a deep affection. I have been by Jaeyoung's side and tried to impress him. Every year, I do a love satisfaction questionnaire. In order to be able to find problems in time and improve them, I came down 6 times. The average score was 99.83 points."

"..."

"Getting 99 for the third time led to a huge drop in the average because there was a big argument one day."

The man spoke lines like a campaign speech in a flat tone, and Zai Hong felt a tingling in his head.If he let it go, he would probably continue to lobby, so he interrupted the other party.

"You misunderstood, it's not that you are dissatisfied with Qiu Shangyuxi."

But then I don't know what to say, yeah, why.Even an eccentric person wouldn't stop their marriage just because he didn't like him.Even if it was someone else, Zai Hong would come to stop him.

"It's really chilling."

Can't draw conclusions.Although he intervened because he was afraid that Jang Jae Young would be unhappy, Jae Hong just didn't want to admit the fact that his twin brother fell in love like a fool.

The man was still quietly waiting for him to continue talking.But Zaihong couldn't tell him truthfully, "I hope Zaiying can wander like himself again."Meeting the other party's straightforward gaze, Zai Hong continued.

"You two are fundamentally wrong. If Zhang Zaiying is a bird flying in the sky, then Qiu Shangyuxi is a mushroom growing on the ground."

The man frowned for a while, then answered sullenly.

"You might as well scold us like Shin Jong-suk Xi. I'm not so low-minded as to take that kind of ridicule seriously."

"What do you mean by that?"

"Please don't pretend to be garlic. On the one hand, there are birds, and on the other hand, there are fungi, which are not even food. Is your analogy reasonable?"

"That Jaeyoung is a seagull, and Sang Wooxi is a penguin. Is that okay?"

"can."

Zai Hong sighed and continued.

"Look, you are a logical person who pursues order in life, while Jang Jae Young is used to chaotic and emotional people. Why do you two get married? Let's live our own lives."

"..."

"To put it simply, Zhang Zaiying, the country is easy to change, and the nature is hard to change. The temper is also very bad."

After listening, the man replied blankly.

"You can say he's free to make decisions, loves new challenges, and has an open personality, but the words you choose are full of malice. And the expression 'has a bad temper' is too subjective.In this way, does the expression "temper is very fragrant" still exist? "

"Does he never tidy up his own room, and always let Qiu Shangyuxi do it? What is the ratio of housework between the two of you?"

"His living habits are relatively sloppy, but I can cover it. Because I am good at housework, but Brother Zaiying will have a headache for these. The combination of difficulty can achieve a balance. Besides, according to the second law of thermodynamics, everything in the world It is bound to lead from order to chaos. Therefore, messing up the room is an innate habit of human beings, and it is not a shortcoming that can be criticized."

"People are not here, but they keep talking for him."

Zai Hong looked at the man in front of him and thought of the dragon guarding the princess's holy tower.

"You two, it's too bad..."

"The words 'different personality' and 'inappropriate' are not synonymous.Even between protons and electrons of opposite polarity, there is a strong gravitational force.The chess board uses black and white textures to attract more attention.In nature, chaos and order are also inseparable and complementary. "

"..."

"So it's not hard to assume we'd be a good fit too, just wait and see."

The man unexpectedly argued with reason.Zai Hong was fascinated to hear that he almost thought he was going to be persuaded by the other party, but fortunately he reacted in time.The last line of defense, once Zaihong gives up his efforts, Zaiying will fearlessly enter the grave of marriage with the man.

"There are many more men who are more suitable for you, Zhang Zaiying must be it?"

"Zai Hongxi really doesn't like oil and salt. Then I will go to another level to explain, please listen carefully."

There was a desire to win and lose on the man's dull face, his expression became sincere, and he spoke forcefully in a speech tone.

"I am used to winning in the competition, and consider the rationality of everything. I will never listen to the words of strangers I don't understand, and give up the existence that can bring me supreme happiness and joy."

"..."

"No matter what happens, I will marry Jang Jae Young in 175 days. Blocking it won't do what you want, giving blessings will benefit your physical and mental health."

Zaihong struggled to maintain his apparent unshakability, but his heart was uncertain.In this admonition, he unknowingly stood on the opposite side of Zaiying, and Zaihong felt absurd.

"...Even if Solomon came to lobby him to give up Jang Jae-young, he would be criticized to pieces. It's really infuriating."

This kind of development that didn't match the expectation made Zai Hong even more irritable, but he was also a man who was unwilling to admit defeat, no matter what the battle situation was.Zai Hong grasped the last straw and gritted his teeth.

"Why must it be Zhang Zaiying? You haven't answered my question yet."

"I like Jang Jae Young."

The answer without thinking was completely different from everything the man had said so far, without any theory or basis, unexpectedly simple.

"If Qiu Shangyu wants to look for it, there are many people who can give you more happiness."

"impossible."

"Why do you say that? After all, you haven't met any other man yet."

"I do not need."

"What if it were me! I have Qiu Shangyuxi's favorite appearance and your favorite dressing style, and I am also in line with you in pursuing a stable life. Isn't it?"

The man was obviously upset, he folded his arms and said solemnly.

"I'm bisexual and what you just said sounds like you're trying to target me. Please avoid such misunderstandings"

"Isn't this still a wink?"

Zai Hong resisted the urge to punch the opponent and said.

"The misunderstanding is real."

"Ok?"

"Didn't Jaeyoung say I'm gay?"