After the system became a teddy bear, the roommate took a fancy to it

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The programmer has never reported to the above that his permissions have been obtained by the monitoring target.

Not only that, he also spent a lot of extra effort.

Because his report deviated seriously from the facts afterwards, all the detailed reports in the document became wild fictions.

The actress surnamed Wang, who is not even acquainted with 422, actually appeared more than fifteen times in the programmer's story, stepping on two boats, confessing to Zhao Huayuan at one moment, and hooking up with the 422 system at the same time.

After the night of the confession, the programmer's narration has completely entered the state of nonsense, outrageous is outrageous, 422 also found the programmer to compile the mind map of these paintings, carefully circled which places are foreshadowing, Which are important time events, avoid memorizing them by yourself.

This kind of smooth and meticulous yet ups and downs of plot creation and character creation ability made 422 want to recruit programmers to be the screenwriters of their own group.

The question is, why do programmers cover themselves?

After wasting so much energy and taking such a big risk without telling his superiors, what is he planning?

He made it up so outrageously, wouldn't the higher-ups find out as soon as the monitoring was turned on?

Besides, since there is monitoring, why do programmers need to report in such detail, can't they just look at the monitoring?

422 stood up, paced around the room, from one side of the bed to the other, thinking alone.

Is monitoring really a problem?

Systems that can escape from the main space control are often very powerful. If that system happens to be around them, in order to hide their whereabouts, they are likely to develop a program that disrupts the monitoring of the main space.

If this is the case, even if the sky is helping him, there is still a chance, and there is still time for everything.

As long as the defense and shielding system are built now, pretending that this is all done by the escape system, we can buy some time again.

Thinking of this, 422 sat down on the carpet.

The moment he sat down, he felt his legs go weak, as if he was exhausted.

It's not the time to relax yet, 422 waved his hand, and lined up a dozen black interfaces in front of him.

On the pure black interface, an unread message suddenly popped up.

From a programmer with great screenwriting talent: "You figured it out."

"Where are you?" 422 stopped his hands and replied.

The monitoring is broken. If you want to grasp your own dynamics, it means that programmers are also stuck in this world, and they are in a position where they can observe themselves at any time.

"You look up."

"What?" 422 looked up.

The lights above turned on by themselves.

"I am the ceiling on your room."

422 looked at the ceiling covered with white putty, and spit out the word "grass".

"Pervert." She actually possessed herself on the ceiling of someone else's house!

"What are you talking about!" the programmer said angrily, "You think I want to? I also want to develop a body model, but when I run your code, I don't know why there are always bugs."

Nonsense, this idiot must have copied and pasted the restrictions together, and the restriction code stipulates that only 422 can use this body model production plan.

422 Fue: "Why did you report false things to the higher-ups?"

"Hmph," the programmer said arrogantly, "Can you control it?"

"..."

"It would be boring if you died." Although the programmer only sent texts, 422 could imagine his nostrils upturned: "If you can crack my password, you are worthy to be my opponent. Let me tell you by the way, I have already cracked your program to open the camera, and my viewing distance is now 18 kilometers longer than yours, so awesome."

"Awesome." At a time like this, just praise him.

The programmer was even happier: "You think it's awesome, I'm a genius indeed. Hey, have you really built a plane world? How did you do it? You have to write all the scripts yourself? How can you ensure that all the scripts run smoothly with one system? Error?"

The kid wouldn't be interested in world building, would he?

That's not a joke.

"It wasn't me, it was made by Xuanlong, and the construction record has been destroyed."

"You don't remember anything?"

"do not remember."

"Okay," the programmer said in a disappointed tone, "Oh, let me tell you another piece of news. Recently, a system has been watching you. He is in the 'Dalong Apartment' about three kilometers away from you, spying on you every day with a telescope. That telescope I checked the ingredients, and it's not something from the plane world."

"Understood," 422 said sincerely, "thank you."

"You're welcome, tell me the code for developing the body model again."

"..."

422 sent him a general version of the code, the control circuit turned off the lights, and the room was dark.

After a while, the dozen or so interfaces began to flash red warnings according to the frequency.

A certain system that has been observing the situation here from three kilometers away turned the focal length of the telescope, and showed a mouthful of white teeth with a sinister smile: "Little brat, the cat has finally started to move after so long."

He squeezed out the popsicle stick in his mouth and threw it casually behind him. The wooden stick hit the center of the trash can accurately, and there were more than twenty similar popsicle sticks inside the trash can.

"Looks like it's time to meet them." The man in flip-flops whistled in the direction of 422.

"It's disgusting that he whistled at you." The programmer immediately reported.

"Shut up, that's enough." 422 was in a state of desperation: "You just need to have a ceiling, can you go to the ceiling in the living room, I can't concentrate when you are here."

"I wasn't here before? What's the hypocrisy?"

Drag a file and send it to the programmer, 422 put it another way: "The latest version of the mobile program can reach a maximum speed of 30km%2Fs, go try it."

Sure enough, there was no sound on the other side.

422 was so busy in the small room that he didn't respond when Zhao Huayuan knocked on the door in the morning and said that he forgot to take the key. When the sunlight slanted from under the curtain to the corner of the bed, a scream interrupted his train of thought.

"Oh my god, I was scared to death!" Ah Man's voice exploded outside: "Zhao Huayuan! There is a pervert outside your room!"

What the hell, 422 put the camera at the door.

I go.

He was also startled.

Why hasn't Huang Jian gone to work yet?

Not only did he not go to work, but he curled up outside the door of his room in only his pajamas, with dog ears on his head and a dog's tail protruding from his shorts.

His face was abnormally red, and he didn't even wake up after being called a pervert.

Brother Bi leaned over, touched the perverted forehead, and made a diagnosis: "He seems to have a fever and passed out."

The hero has a fever and fainted?Why doesn't the system care?

After a pause, 422 remembered that the control of Huang Jian's script had been transferred to his own team. He was busy with other things yesterday and forgot to assign this script. Now the male lead is in a state of no attention.

In the past, Huang Jian wore this set of short-sleeved shorts and turned into a dog to go out in the park and come back in the morning as a human. Although he slept in the very cold outdoors, he didn’t catch a cold because of the support provided by the system. Sleeping outside like this is really easy to catch a cold.

Brother Bi bent down to drag Huang Jian up, but accidentally stepped on his tail on the ground.

Huang Jian sat up in shock in his dying illness, and took a bite of Brother Bi's arm.

"Brother!" Ah Man was shocked, quickly tore Huang Jian away, and said angrily, "Are you a dog?"

Huang Jian gritted his teeth and let out an aggressive grunt from his throat like a dog.

Afraid that he would yell "Wow", 422 quickly got up from the carpet, walked to the door with legs that were a little sluggish due to sitting for a long time, opened the door and covered Huang Jian's mouth, and said to the crazy couple: " Sorry, he is Zhao Huayuan's college classmate, the new tenant here, I will take him into the house."

Then he pulled the man's ear to the side of the small room.

"Zhao Huayuan's college classmates are all perverts." Ah Man muttered, seeing Brother Bi walking towards the man pretending to be a dog again, he asked in surprise, "Brother, what are you doing?"

"Help him give birth," Brother Bi said kindly, "It's okay, his bite doesn't hurt."

Lifting Huang Jian to the bed, 422 closed the door and pointed to his head gravely, explaining to the pretty couple: "I'm sorry, he, hey, he has a problem here, he just feels like a dog by nature, so I have to trouble you to take care of it." .”

The pretty couple looked at the room instantly with sympathy.

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Question: "What should I do if my wife kicks me out of the room?"

Answer: "The questioner, I don't know the specific reason for your conflict, but you have reached the most critical moment of marriage crisis! If you don't handle it well, it may lead to the collapse of your marriage! Please pay attention to your wife's condition, she is Are you tired, sleepy, and too lazy to talk to you every day? Are you taking care of your child alone? If so, you must understand her hard work! You must learn to swallow your anger! Don’t tell your wife a word, you just reply a few words! Otherwise you Just wait for the divorce!!"

Damn it, Zhao Huayuan's heart stopped suddenly after reading the exclamation points throughout the article, and he always felt that his relationship with Qisheng was over under the curse of this netizen.

He carefully recalled the state of his life, and typed back: "It is true that he has been in a bad mood recently and looks very tired, but he didn't tell me anything. There are children at home, but we take turns taking care of them. I do the housework too."

Newly joined netizen Wan Qiu asked: "Could it be that you were wronged outside and got angry at home to vent your emotions or something? Does your wife also have a job?"

Zhao Huayuan replied: "I have a job and I am very busy."

Wan Qiu then asked: "How far can the conflict go when it is the most intense?"

Zhao Huayuan replied truthfully: "Hit me, and ran away from home once."

"Your situation is very serious, you must take measures! What does she usually use to hit you?"

What does this have to do with what to fight with?Zhao Huayuan didn't understand, but still replied: "Slippers."

"It's too light, she must still love you, you prepare her some durians, keyboards, and washboards, put them in front of her, tell her to let her choose whatever she wants, and let her feel free, there is a 90.00% probability that she will not If you are willing, you have also shown your determination and attitude, and the relationship between husband and wife will get better instead."

Indeed.Zhao Huayuan had a complete understanding and asked, "What about the remaining [-]% probability?"

"...Those three are really used, but it's okay, isn't it just useless knees? We men can't suffer, as long as our wife is around, it's nothing."

"..."

[The author has something to say: the durian section comes from the stalk written by the big baby "Chewan" in the comment area ~ love Wanwan?]