After the system became a teddy bear, the roommate took a fancy to it
Chapter 23: Human-Dog Talk
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Looking at the transmitted script, 422 deeply understood a truth.
When you are unlucky, drinking cold water will clog your teeth.
In the middle of October in this world, 422 was ordered to come to Yuqi Province to complete the task.
It is because of the fear of affecting the development of channels or systems, 422 avoids contact with humans as much as possible.
To say that there is a slight intersection, there is only a group of stray animals.
He occasionally feeds dogs or cats, and sometimes even birds, that come along on missions.
And the dog who was lucky enough to be chosen to become a human is just one of them that is very inconspicuous.
Even looking at the description in the script, he couldn't determine which of the seven or eight suspicious objects it was. In his eyes, the dogs looked exactly the same except for the difference in coat color.
"This dog has been hiding under the car, and it is the only dog you have actively fed," the programmer analyzed: "In order to coax it out, you call it rhubarb, and the dog thinks you named him You became the master, and after you left, it waited under the chair you sat in until it was selected as the male protagonist in the script."
"A dog's obsession becomes a male protagonist's obsession, and the impact becomes greater."
Listening to these reasonable analysis, 422 deeply felt the ruthlessness of this world.
These days, feeding a dog can cause accidents.
Under the guidance of the programmer, 422 came to the place where the male protagonist, formerly named Dahuang and now named Huang Jian, was located that morning.
After he became a human, he took the counterattack route. The soul entrusted to the dog was derailed in marriage and deceived by his brothers in his previous life. Now that he is reborn, he will get everything back twice.
But his road to revenge and rise is not smooth, because his body is a human being during the day and a dog at night, and when he is a dog, he is still out of control.
For the first three days of his new life, he would find himself curled up next to a park bench every day.
The company Huang Jian works for is very high-level, and 422 is very conspicuous after entering as an idler, so he focuses on Huang Jian, and looks for opportunities to approach him when the other party comes out.
During the waiting period, the programmer kept talking to his ears like flies.
In the past, the system was so cold that it felt dirty to say a word to itself, but now the problems are stacked one by one and popped out.
"Why aren't you a programmer anymore?"
"Because of a quarrel."
"What's the fight?"
"When I first joined the company, I quarreled with a so-called senior screenwriter about the plot. He said that you are not a producer, so why do you care about me? I went to the production department two days later."
"...Because of this?"
"Also because most programmers don't have hair, like you."
"Nonsense! I obviously have a lot of hair!"
"It will be gone in two years, let's take more photos with them while they are still there."
The programmer was very angry.
Two minutes later, I came to him again: "Why are you called a mad dog?"
"You don't like your temper."
"The producer has a very temper, why are you called a mad dog?"
"Programmers are very busy, why are you so busy asking nonsense, the bug is fixed?"
"Do you know Xuanlong?"
This sudden question made 422 pause for a moment, and he replied: "I don't know."
"Then why do you say that the diary I bought is a pirated copy?"
"I'm sorry I'm busy, I'm leaving." 422 abruptly ended the topic.
He participated in an hourly qualifying match with the programmer's authority, and the programmer didn't have the energy to harass him in a short time.
422 waited in the attached cafe until after seven o'clock in the evening. After Huang Jian became a human being, he became a workaholic. He didn't even go downstairs for lunch.
But within the next two hours, 422 was sure that he would come out.
Because after nine o'clock, he will turn into a dog on time.
The phone didn't turn on the sound, and when I accidentally turned it on, there were 16 missed calls, each of which was from "Zhao idiot".
There are also a bunch of WeChat messages and SMS messages.
Judging from Zhao Huayuan's tone of voice and the interval between the phone calls, he probably thought he was lost again.
The 17th call was displayed on the screen, 422 stared at the target building outside the small balcony, and connected: "What are you doing?"
Zhao Huayuan's voice mixed with the wind: "Where are you?"
"I don't know." He followed the programmer's prompt and didn't pay attention to where he was.
"What landmarks are there around? I'll come right over."
When Zhao Huayuan said this, a woman's exclamation broke in, followed by a man's angrily: "Damn can't watch the road? Can you afford to pay for it?"
Zhao Huayuan just quickly said "I'm sorry" to them and then turned his attention back to the phone: "Qisheng, talk."
"I didn't get lost. I went back after finishing my work and hung up."
Regardless of Zhao Huayuan's eager inquiry, 422 cut off the call.
Huang Jian from the perspective finally finished sorting out the data and started to move.
Because he was too brilliant, the immediate leaders kept targeting him, and he lost a lot of jobs.
Even if he paid for it and found someone online to help him, Huang Jian still had to spend a lot of time to finish it.
Even so, he is still the first one to leave in this company. In this kind of company, no one moves out of their nest an hour after get off work.
Even if it's okay, you have to pretend that you are working.
A young intern dared to leave so early, and the veterans in the workplace looked at him with "really ignorant" and "still too young".
In the toilet of the company, Huang Jian wiped the lipstick on his neck with water in front of the mirror.
This lipstick mark was "unintentionally" left on him by a middle-level female leader. The key is that when she did this, she still used the hand that wore the diamond ring.
The wedding ring on the ring finger is shining, and the female leader's desire for delicious little fresh meat is also shining.
In this case, as long as you are a young man with good eyesight, you will basically give in half-heartedly.
But Huang Jian is different.
What he hates most now are cheating men and women, and the female leader hit him with a gun.
so he……
Accepted.
422 watched him send a message to the female leader, insinuatingly complaining that he couldn't keep the appointment, because today's work suddenly increased and he was too tired.
admire.
A man who was greened before he died, now starts greening other men.
But does he really think there is a problem?
Not at all.
In the empty bathroom, Huang Jian stared at the blurred mirror surface after being splashed with water droplets, staring at the dozens of images of himself in the mirror and in the water droplets, gnashing his teeth and smashing his fists on those "self", He growled, "Damn it!"
After spending a few minutes to sort out his mood, Huang Jian came out of the bathroom and finally took the elevator to go downstairs.
422 also stood up and went to the service desk to pay.
The waiter said very respectfully and politely: "The total is 2873.4 yuan. Is it WeChat or Zhi*bao?"
"Wei... wait, how much did you say?"
The waiter repeated the horrific number clearly.
422 was stunned on the spot, and then tried to reason: "But I don't see that much written on the price list."
Obviously, the coffee cakes are dozens of dozens.
"Yes, but you booked the Supreme VIP European View Balcony for a whole day. The price is 3000 yuan. After the package is reduced, it will be 2700 yuan. The price is displayed in this small program."
Looking at the details on the waiter's tablet, 422 found that it was indeed 2873.4 yuan.
422 wants to cry but has no tears.
Huang Jian had already reached the first floor, but he couldn't afford to pay so much money. He only had about 2400 left.
After staying in the plane world for so long, it was the first time I experienced the dilemma of having no money.
As a last resort, he secretly changed the price of the private room.
It’s not easy to change too much to cause doubts, so I had to say, “I remember there is a discount today, you can take a look.”
The waiter brother checked it carefully, and sure enough, he found the folding discount information under an inconspicuous gray arrow.
"Maybe the store manager did an activity today, okay, please wait a moment," the waiter finally said, "Then you only need to pay 2422.4 yuan."
The moment the money was swept out, 422 felt his heart was hollowed out.
After finally getting out of the cafe, Huang Jian has already arrived at the downstairs of the company.
Under the company's automatic glass door, there is a very wide and grand staircase with two folds.
As soon as Huang Jian stepped onto the first step, he looked towards this side with some feeling.
The two looked at each other from a distance for a while, and Huang Jian took the initiative to walk towards him.
When the distance was less than 50 meters, Huang Jian stopped, and his amber eyes looked at him vigilantly and suspiciously.
This look is not quite like a dog, but like a sensitive cat.
His hair is also pure black, not the slightest resemblance to the yellow dog at night.
"Hey," Huang Jian shortened the distance to about 15 meters, and asked the young man in front of him, "Have we met?"
The young man looked at him and said something that made his face change: "I have an intersection with that dog at night."
-
"It's about to come out at [-]:[-]." The handsome man looked at the mechanical watch on his wrist and said sternly.
"So you mean, it's because you fed it before, and it has nostalgia for you, so it runs to the park bench to wait for you every night?" He turned his gaze to the young man sitting in front of him, and asked, "What about that?" How did you know about this? What is your purpose?"
"No purpose, just help you solve this problem." 422 glanced at the scar under Huang Jian's watch that was not completely covered. It was the dog that was beaten after sneaking out at night, and it hasn't healed yet.
Huang Jian put away the wrist under scrutiny, and said distrustfully, "You are so kind?"
"Whether I'm kind or not," 422 said sharply, "I'm the only one who can help you now, right?"
But he underestimated Huang Jian's distrust of people: "I don't need help."
"Sleeping in the park and being treated as crazy and called for help? When I was a dog, my ribs were almost broken and called for help? I was almost taken as a dog and brought back to a married woman's house and called for help?"
Huang Jian's face was livid when he heard it, and he grabbed the uninvited guest by the collar: "How much do you know? You've been spying on me?"
"Let him go." Just as 422 was lifted up, a voice that could ooze ice shards sounded nearby.
Zhao Huayuan didn't know when he appeared nearby, and walked towards them quickly.
Looking at the transmitted script, 422 deeply understood a truth.
When you are unlucky, drinking cold water will clog your teeth.
In the middle of October in this world, 422 was ordered to come to Yuqi Province to complete the task.
It is because of the fear of affecting the development of channels or systems, 422 avoids contact with humans as much as possible.
To say that there is a slight intersection, there is only a group of stray animals.
He occasionally feeds dogs or cats, and sometimes even birds, that come along on missions.
And the dog who was lucky enough to be chosen to become a human is just one of them that is very inconspicuous.
Even looking at the description in the script, he couldn't determine which of the seven or eight suspicious objects it was. In his eyes, the dogs looked exactly the same except for the difference in coat color.
"This dog has been hiding under the car, and it is the only dog you have actively fed," the programmer analyzed: "In order to coax it out, you call it rhubarb, and the dog thinks you named him You became the master, and after you left, it waited under the chair you sat in until it was selected as the male protagonist in the script."
"A dog's obsession becomes a male protagonist's obsession, and the impact becomes greater."
Listening to these reasonable analysis, 422 deeply felt the ruthlessness of this world.
These days, feeding a dog can cause accidents.
Under the guidance of the programmer, 422 came to the place where the male protagonist, formerly named Dahuang and now named Huang Jian, was located that morning.
After he became a human, he took the counterattack route. The soul entrusted to the dog was derailed in marriage and deceived by his brothers in his previous life. Now that he is reborn, he will get everything back twice.
But his road to revenge and rise is not smooth, because his body is a human being during the day and a dog at night, and when he is a dog, he is still out of control.
For the first three days of his new life, he would find himself curled up next to a park bench every day.
The company Huang Jian works for is very high-level, and 422 is very conspicuous after entering as an idler, so he focuses on Huang Jian, and looks for opportunities to approach him when the other party comes out.
During the waiting period, the programmer kept talking to his ears like flies.
In the past, the system was so cold that it felt dirty to say a word to itself, but now the problems are stacked one by one and popped out.
"Why aren't you a programmer anymore?"
"Because of a quarrel."
"What's the fight?"
"When I first joined the company, I quarreled with a so-called senior screenwriter about the plot. He said that you are not a producer, so why do you care about me? I went to the production department two days later."
"...Because of this?"
"Also because most programmers don't have hair, like you."
"Nonsense! I obviously have a lot of hair!"
"It will be gone in two years, let's take more photos with them while they are still there."
The programmer was very angry.
Two minutes later, I came to him again: "Why are you called a mad dog?"
"You don't like your temper."
"The producer has a very temper, why are you called a mad dog?"
"Programmers are very busy, why are you so busy asking nonsense, the bug is fixed?"
"Do you know Xuanlong?"
This sudden question made 422 pause for a moment, and he replied: "I don't know."
"Then why do you say that the diary I bought is a pirated copy?"
"I'm sorry I'm busy, I'm leaving." 422 abruptly ended the topic.
He participated in an hourly qualifying match with the programmer's authority, and the programmer didn't have the energy to harass him in a short time.
422 waited in the attached cafe until after seven o'clock in the evening. After Huang Jian became a human being, he became a workaholic. He didn't even go downstairs for lunch.
But within the next two hours, 422 was sure that he would come out.
Because after nine o'clock, he will turn into a dog on time.
The phone didn't turn on the sound, and when I accidentally turned it on, there were 16 missed calls, each of which was from "Zhao idiot".
There are also a bunch of WeChat messages and SMS messages.
Judging from Zhao Huayuan's tone of voice and the interval between the phone calls, he probably thought he was lost again.
The 17th call was displayed on the screen, 422 stared at the target building outside the small balcony, and connected: "What are you doing?"
Zhao Huayuan's voice mixed with the wind: "Where are you?"
"I don't know." He followed the programmer's prompt and didn't pay attention to where he was.
"What landmarks are there around? I'll come right over."
When Zhao Huayuan said this, a woman's exclamation broke in, followed by a man's angrily: "Damn can't watch the road? Can you afford to pay for it?"
Zhao Huayuan just quickly said "I'm sorry" to them and then turned his attention back to the phone: "Qisheng, talk."
"I didn't get lost. I went back after finishing my work and hung up."
Regardless of Zhao Huayuan's eager inquiry, 422 cut off the call.
Huang Jian from the perspective finally finished sorting out the data and started to move.
Because he was too brilliant, the immediate leaders kept targeting him, and he lost a lot of jobs.
Even if he paid for it and found someone online to help him, Huang Jian still had to spend a lot of time to finish it.
Even so, he is still the first one to leave in this company. In this kind of company, no one moves out of their nest an hour after get off work.
Even if it's okay, you have to pretend that you are working.
A young intern dared to leave so early, and the veterans in the workplace looked at him with "really ignorant" and "still too young".
In the toilet of the company, Huang Jian wiped the lipstick on his neck with water in front of the mirror.
This lipstick mark was "unintentionally" left on him by a middle-level female leader. The key is that when she did this, she still used the hand that wore the diamond ring.
The wedding ring on the ring finger is shining, and the female leader's desire for delicious little fresh meat is also shining.
In this case, as long as you are a young man with good eyesight, you will basically give in half-heartedly.
But Huang Jian is different.
What he hates most now are cheating men and women, and the female leader hit him with a gun.
so he……
Accepted.
422 watched him send a message to the female leader, insinuatingly complaining that he couldn't keep the appointment, because today's work suddenly increased and he was too tired.
admire.
A man who was greened before he died, now starts greening other men.
But does he really think there is a problem?
Not at all.
In the empty bathroom, Huang Jian stared at the blurred mirror surface after being splashed with water droplets, staring at the dozens of images of himself in the mirror and in the water droplets, gnashing his teeth and smashing his fists on those "self", He growled, "Damn it!"
After spending a few minutes to sort out his mood, Huang Jian came out of the bathroom and finally took the elevator to go downstairs.
422 also stood up and went to the service desk to pay.
The waiter said very respectfully and politely: "The total is 2873.4 yuan. Is it WeChat or Zhi*bao?"
"Wei... wait, how much did you say?"
The waiter repeated the horrific number clearly.
422 was stunned on the spot, and then tried to reason: "But I don't see that much written on the price list."
Obviously, the coffee cakes are dozens of dozens.
"Yes, but you booked the Supreme VIP European View Balcony for a whole day. The price is 3000 yuan. After the package is reduced, it will be 2700 yuan. The price is displayed in this small program."
Looking at the details on the waiter's tablet, 422 found that it was indeed 2873.4 yuan.
422 wants to cry but has no tears.
Huang Jian had already reached the first floor, but he couldn't afford to pay so much money. He only had about 2400 left.
After staying in the plane world for so long, it was the first time I experienced the dilemma of having no money.
As a last resort, he secretly changed the price of the private room.
It’s not easy to change too much to cause doubts, so I had to say, “I remember there is a discount today, you can take a look.”
The waiter brother checked it carefully, and sure enough, he found the folding discount information under an inconspicuous gray arrow.
"Maybe the store manager did an activity today, okay, please wait a moment," the waiter finally said, "Then you only need to pay 2422.4 yuan."
The moment the money was swept out, 422 felt his heart was hollowed out.
After finally getting out of the cafe, Huang Jian has already arrived at the downstairs of the company.
Under the company's automatic glass door, there is a very wide and grand staircase with two folds.
As soon as Huang Jian stepped onto the first step, he looked towards this side with some feeling.
The two looked at each other from a distance for a while, and Huang Jian took the initiative to walk towards him.
When the distance was less than 50 meters, Huang Jian stopped, and his amber eyes looked at him vigilantly and suspiciously.
This look is not quite like a dog, but like a sensitive cat.
His hair is also pure black, not the slightest resemblance to the yellow dog at night.
"Hey," Huang Jian shortened the distance to about 15 meters, and asked the young man in front of him, "Have we met?"
The young man looked at him and said something that made his face change: "I have an intersection with that dog at night."
-
"It's about to come out at [-]:[-]." The handsome man looked at the mechanical watch on his wrist and said sternly.
"So you mean, it's because you fed it before, and it has nostalgia for you, so it runs to the park bench to wait for you every night?" He turned his gaze to the young man sitting in front of him, and asked, "What about that?" How did you know about this? What is your purpose?"
"No purpose, just help you solve this problem." 422 glanced at the scar under Huang Jian's watch that was not completely covered. It was the dog that was beaten after sneaking out at night, and it hasn't healed yet.
Huang Jian put away the wrist under scrutiny, and said distrustfully, "You are so kind?"
"Whether I'm kind or not," 422 said sharply, "I'm the only one who can help you now, right?"
But he underestimated Huang Jian's distrust of people: "I don't need help."
"Sleeping in the park and being treated as crazy and called for help? When I was a dog, my ribs were almost broken and called for help? I was almost taken as a dog and brought back to a married woman's house and called for help?"
Huang Jian's face was livid when he heard it, and he grabbed the uninvited guest by the collar: "How much do you know? You've been spying on me?"
"Let him go." Just as 422 was lifted up, a voice that could ooze ice shards sounded nearby.
Zhao Huayuan didn't know when he appeared nearby, and walked towards them quickly.
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