After the system became a teddy bear, the roommate took a fancy to it

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"Mad Dog".

It's been a long time, this nickname.

Unexpectedly, the programmer's boss is also an archaeological expert.

Now everyone calls 422 "fourth brother" and "team leader". If the programmer hadn't mentioned it, 422 would have almost forgotten that he had a second-year middle school called Mad Dog.

He replied with some emotion: "It's all in the past. I am now a good system that abides by laws and regulations."

"Best employee of the year, ten outstanding systems, these honors have been won many times," 422 followed Zhao Huayuan and Lanlan into the elevator, and looked at his pale but decent face in the mirror: " Just leave this matter to me, junior."

After cutting off the communication, I still feel a little uncomfortable.

This broken programmer is really a pot that can't be opened.

Zhao Huayuan in the elevator happened to watch the elevator advertisement with Lanlan, pointing to the scrolling screen and said, "This dog is quite beautiful."

Someone who was a little sensitive to dogs punched him in the back with his backhand.

Zhao Huayuan, who had endured the indiscriminate disaster, looked bewildered.

Before the three of them reached the door of the house, a strange scream came from inside the familiar wooden door.

It was a man's voice, slightly familiar.

Zhao Huayuan hesitated and pushed open the door.

Ah Man's rampant and terrifying laughter flew out immediately.

"Are you back?" Brother Bi stood with a broom in Ah Man's sound waves, and raised his head first: "Ah, is there a guest?"

The originator of the screaming, Qin Yu, leaned back against the TV in shock and gasped for breath. His handsome face, which was originally evil and wild, paled at this moment. When he saw the three people at the door, his anger that had just calmed down rose again: "God!" ,What's happening here?"

He pointed at Lan Lan with trembling fingers: "You and him both have children?"

Next to Lanlan was himself and Zhao Huayuan, 422 looked at Zhao Huayuan, then at the child, and after understanding what Qin Yu meant, he almost threw the wig on top of his head to Qin Yu's face.

Men and men, do you think it is possible to have a baby?

Zhao Huayuan tugged 422's sleeves, telling him not to do anything, then pushed the child and 422 in, and introduced to Brother Bi and Ah Man: "This is his life, he came to live here for a few days."

Brother Bi and Ah Man both expressed their welcome.

Brother Bi kindly vacated a seat on the sofa for 422 and Lanlan: "I'm sorry, the house is a bit messy, you sit here."

422 slept on this sofa last night, do you know what this place is like?

He pushed the pink hyaluronic acid duck doll beside him, and pulled Lan Lan to sit down naturally.

Ah Man paused the ghost movie on the tablet, looked up and down at the guests, and said with a smile: "Zhao Huayuan, your boyfriend is pretty good-looking, how old is it?"

Brother Bi brought out the cut fruit from the kitchen: "I've wanted to meet you for a long time, but Hua Yuan said you are very busy."

Their familiarity with themselves is bewildering.

And what are these people talking about?What boyfriend?

Brother Bi started sweeping the floor again, pointed in the direction of Zhao Huayuan with the broom, and said in a low voice: "This guy, he kept calling your name all night when he was hospitalized with a high fever. In order to find the bear you gave him, his coat was worn out in heavy snow." I spent almost a night looking for it outside without wearing it.”

Zhao Huayuan patted Brother Bi on the shoulder, frowned and said, "Don't say unnecessary things."

He didn't look really angry.

Brother Bi smiled: "Let's not talk about it, you young people talk, it's a good thing to meet each other."

Everyone was happy, only Young Master Qin, sitting on the carpet, almost bursting into tears: "Why are you two a couple? Why didn't Master Xiong think of giving me a boyfriend too..."

Ah Man held up the frozen picture of the female ghost on the tablet to scare him: "If you dare to step in among them, Sadako will not let you go."

422 finally came to his senses.

He grabbed Zhao Huayuan's collar and asked in a low voice, "What did you tell them?"

Wouldn't you tell Brother Bi that you were his boyfriend and gave him a bear, and tell Qin Yu that you were the boyfriend that a bear gave him?

Zhao Huayuan raised his hands innocently: "I didn't say anything, they guessed it themselves."

Brother Bi smiled kindly and said: "It's okay, we are not so feudal here, there are quite a few same-sex couples in our circle, I heard that even actor Qin Qi is planning to act in a same-sex movie, and now everyone's acceptance has increased."

Ah Man also said: "That's right, isn't it just that you like the same sex? What's the big deal? Didn't Brother Bi's "Wantedness" written last time was also based on the stories of high school classmates? Although he is gay, he has been with his partner from high school to university. It’s not worse than heterosexuality, right? There’s nothing shameful about it.”

The two of them looked like they had seen strong winds and waves, and they partnered to help Zhao Huayuan keep him.

Only Qin Yu was still depressed: "How can they be a couple?"

How could we be a couple?He was not the only one who was puzzled.

"Brother Bi, what are you cooking today? I'll follow along." Zhao Huayuan said to Brother Bi.

Brother Bi was very surprised: "Okay, why did you remember to learn how to cook today?"

Zhao Huayuan took off his coat and rolled up his sleeves: "Qisheng said let me learn from you, I'll go wash the vegetables first."

Brother Bi was very pleased when he heard the words, and entered the kitchen with Zhao Huayuan, and his voice floated over from afar: "Well, men should learn to cook some delicious food, which is good for themselves and for their partners."

In the end, even Lan Lan held onto 422's sleeve and said, "Uncle Ultraman, what is an object?"

Just as 422 was about to speak, Ah Man said first, "It's someone who can kiss him. You, a little girl, don't need to know this."

Ah Man's eyes fell on 422, and he rubbed his chin in thought: "I feel like I've heard the name Qisheng before... Well, your hair color is also familiar. I seem to have a wig similar to your hair."

Be confident, what I have on my head is your wig.

Zhao Huayuan once told you that Xiong's name was "Zhao Qisheng", but you insisted on calling Xiong "Xiaomei".

422 took a deep breath, ready to clarify the misunderstanding with them.

Before he could speak, Qin Yu interjected: "Well, then Qisheng brother, can you help me ask Master Xiong to calculate my fortune for the next year?"

Still thinking about this, 422 was annoyed and said, "Next year is your birth year."

Sparks of hope shot out from Qin Yu's pupils: "Yes! How do you know?"

"I will also count," the master said coldly: "You will not have a boyfriend next year, I suggest you focus on your career."

Qin Yu was overly sad and continued to slump.

Ah Man poked him with the doll: "If you're lucky, get out, we're going to eat."

Qin Yu was dissatisfied and said: "Why can't I eat, Yuan Yuan didn't drive me away, why do you?"

Ah Man raised the toy pig in his hand and beat him: "Return Yuanyuan, Yuanyuan, you are tall, and the real target is here, you are a fart."

The suave prodigal son Qin Yu responded fluently: "He is also my life."

Don't forget to give 422 a wink.

This person didn't get beaten, it's really intolerable, just when Zhao Huayuan came to the living room to pick up the dinner plate that was left on the table, he almost threw him out when he heard this.

The last meal was harmonious on the surface, but it was actually extremely embarrassing.

Brother Bi and Ah Man believed that Zhao Huayuan had an affair with Sheng, and they took good care of them at the dinner table. Because of Qin Yu's mistake, most of the dishes he wanted were divided into Qisheng and Lanlan's bowls.

Zhao Huayuan was a little worried at first: "Can you eat this dish?"

In front of him, he had never eaten in his life, and he was afraid that the other party would not be able to eat human food.

When Brother Bi heard it, he thought it was because the guests had a taboo on the dishes, so he got up and said, "Is it possible that you can't eat such oil? Or can you not eat spicy food? I'll go fry something else."

"No need," 422 said with a frown, "I can eat."

Putting a mouthful of pork belly into his mouth, it was fat but not greasy, and the meat was full of fragrance. It really caught up with the skills of many chefs. He boasted: "It's pretty good."

No wonder First Young Master Qin, who once made such a bizarre statement as "I don't eat dishes made by ugly people", is now condescending to eat here.

He looked at another dish on the dining table that looked particularly shabby: "The eggs are scrambled to pieces, you made the scrambled eggs with tomatoes, Zhao Huayuan?"

Zhao Huayuan was a little embarrassed: "I'll eat this plate, you eat the rest."

How could this opportunity to humiliate Zhao Huayuan be missed, 422 immediately took a bite.

This bite almost sent me away.

He had a bitter face, unable to swallow it, Zhao Huayuan stretched out his hand and guided him to spit it out: "I said I'll eat it myself, but I don't believe it."

The system, which was attacked by a plane character in an unexpected way, pinched the perpetrator's arm and said sincerely: "From now on, you can steam some sweet potatoes and cook some dumplings, and don't cook."

Forced elder brother to hold respect for apprentice: "Hey, you can't say that when you are a younger brother. You are a novice cook. You need to give more encouragement. I will try."

So he also took a chopstick.

"It's still very good, but the taste is really weird." After a long while, Brother Bi stretched out a thumb, reluctantly encouraging.

But your expression is very bad, comrade.

Seeing that Brother Bi's face turned blue, Ah Man quickly poured him a glass of water: "Zhao Huayuan, have you been poisoned? Brother, drink some water."

Zhao Huayuan, who was under siege, did not expect the effect of this plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes to be so outstanding. He even described it as "poisoned" and said, "It tastes alright to me."

He tried it himself, without changing his face: "I often cooked when I was a child, and it tasted like this, and it's okay to eat."

Qin Yu watched from the sidelines for a long time, seeing that no one was buying into the object of his pursuit, he volunteered and said, "I'll try."

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At 8:52 in the evening, after eating the meal cooked by his former lover, the young master of the Qin family was taken away by the ambulance because of severe abdominal pain.

The rescuers who came had an old acquaintance. The little girl still had a sticker of Peppa Pig on her work ID card, but she seemed much more sophisticated than the last time they met.

She asked strangely, "Why did something happen to your house again?"

Probably because Ah Man posted Conan's surroundings on the wall.

Everyone watched Qin Yu leave sideways, guessing that this time, Young Master Qin should completely get rid of the chef's obsessive-compulsive disorder.

In the middle of the night, it was time to arrange a bed for Lan Lan.

The little girl asked to sleep on the sofa, but how could the adults agree.

The final decision was that Zhao Huayuan slept with Zhao Qisheng, Aman slept with Lanlan, and forced brother to sleep on the sofa.

The reason given by Brother Bi is: "I just came here, and the young couple have to get together."

Brother A Man forced Lan Lan to vote in favor, the majority wins the minority.

One person, one system, who were forced into a pair, sat on the bed.

The system took off the wig: "This thing is really troublesome."

While buttoning his shirt with one hand, Zhao Huayuan twisted his bald head: "Shall I make a haircut? Next time Ah Man will recognize his own wig."

"Get out," 422 pushed him, "You think your hair is easy to do."

Zhao Huayuan pinched his face curiously, and opened his eyes again: "It's incredible, these are all made."

"What's so great about making it?" 422 brushed his hand away: "The truly miraculous one is born like you. In order to allow you to reproduce yourself, we have spent a lot of effort."

Zhao Huayuan didn't understand: "What do you mean?"

422 knew that he had slipped his tongue, and urged: "Go take a bath, don't grind."

Zhao Huayuan tilted his head and looked at him for a while, then suddenly grinned, slid his hand along the neck of the man in front of him over the collarbone, and then poked down: "Are you yearning for the act of having a child?"

What the hell is this guy talking about?

"Not at all."

"Why do you think Brother Bi sleeps on the sofa? We can't waste their kindness, right? Don't you want to know? How do we humans reproduce?"

Zhao Huayuan stuck out his tongue, and the soft red brushed past his light-colored lips, making the system's eyes dim.

"Zhao Huayuan, do you know what you are talking about? Are you crazy?"

The person being questioned stared at him intently, complex and incomprehensible emotions surged in the black pupils, those emotions tangled into two flaming flames, almost eating away his own figure reflected in them.

He wanted to tear himself apart.

For some reason, this sentence suddenly popped up in 422's mind.

crazy.

Now it's not just the two of them, the programmers and the group of systems in the main space are watching the scene.

If something really happened, it would not only be a small shameful consequence of the whole movie being broadcast live, it is very likely that both his and Zhao Huayuan's lives were in danger.

I have plenty of ways to escape, Zhao Huayuan is restricted by the plane world, anyone can kill him, I don't have the confidence to protect this person well.

[The author has something to say: This article has a small linkage ~ "Willingness" and Qin Qi are both borrowed new teas, old cups and cups of my wife's works]