Who wants to have a sweet double row with you [E-sports]

"This...what is it..." Chen Que looked at the screen of the phone in a daze. Could it be him who sent this shit?

Gu Mingyi: "You guess?"

Chen Que was a little devastated. These messy things were posted on the homepage of his Weibo all night and almost half the morning, and almost all the people who followed him saw it.

"Should I... delete it?" He said uncertainly.

"Hey." Gu Mingyi shook his head hastily, "Don't delete it after hanging it up all night, just find a reason to prevaricate and explain later."

Chen Que looked at the Weibo post that Gu Mingyi insisted on liking Aite, fell silent for a long time, and sighed up to the sky.

Gu Mingyi pinched the back of his neck, couldn't help teasing and said, "What's the matter? Do you want to know how cute you are when you're drunk?"

Chen Que covered his face with his hands and fell on Gu Mingyi's body, buried his head in his neck, and shook his head silently.

Drunkenness is not terrible, what is afraid of is that someone will help you remember when the fragments are broken.

"Are you asking if I really don't want to c with you?"

Chen Que was silent.

"I also said that I will remember it when I wake up, and I am very sure."

Chen Que was silent.

"Oh yes, also, I said I'll give you a thumbs up when I get up in the morning, but you said, I don't want to give you a thumbs up, and I don't give you a thumbs up, it's very aggrieved."

Chen Que buried his head in despair: "Ah..."

What is going on in his mind...

"You look exactly like your son now, Chen Que." Gu Mingyi hugged his back with a funny face, and gently patted his back, "Do you have a headache?"

When Chen Que just woke up, he felt a little pain in his head. After such a shock, Chen Que only felt a pain in his heart.

He shook his head: "It doesn't hurt."

"If it doesn't hurt, then let's honor what we said last night." Gu Mingyi said, his bony hand slid down his back, pressing on the protruding place of his tailbone.

Chen Que hadn't recovered from his drunken state, he suddenly raised his head and sat up, ran down, took two pieces of clothes from the closet, and locked himself in the bathroom.

"I'll take a shower!" Chen Que's voice came through the bathroom door.

Can hear the tone is very flustered.

Gu Mingyi's only drowsiness was wiped out by the cute and sober kitten, and he got up and got out of bed amusedly, according to his memory, he opened the cabinet where Chen Que dug out the quilt cover last time, and took out a new bed sheet and quilt cover .

When Chen Que came out with a wet/red body after taking a shower, the laundry basket was already full, including the clothes he took off yesterday, and the set of sheets and quilts he had before taking a shower.

Chen Que always felt that something was wrong, and he couldn't explain it.

"Did you finish washing?" Gu Mingyi walked up to him, hugged his waist and hugged him closely, "After washing, can we have white, day, and public sex?"

Chen Que coughed uncomfortably: "Brother, don't mention it..."

"Don't mention anything?" Gu Mingyi smiled, squeezed the hand around his waist, and asked knowingly, "Huh?"

Chen Que rolled his Adam's apple, and changed the subject abruptly: "...I'm hungry."

"Okay, I'll go downstairs after brushing my teeth and make you breakfast."

Gu Mingyi had made a fuss enough, grabbed his wrist and led him down.

There are many instant food products in the refrigerator in the kitchen, Gu Mingyi asked Chen Que to choose what he wanted to eat, and he just made it.

Chen Que picked a wonton casually.

"Okay." Gu Mingyi took a pot and boiled a pot of hot water, and took out the quick-frozen wontons, skillfully.

Chen Que suddenly thought of something, and called out to him, "Gu Mingyi."

"Huh? What's wrong?"

"I remember you, don't you know how to put on a quilt?" Chen Que finally thought of where his ailment came from. On the first day Gu Mingyi entered the base, he asked him for help because he couldn't put on a quilt. Chen Que tricked into his room, "You lied to me?"

"Yes." Gu Mingyi admitted it of course.

Chen Que: ...

"I'm going to hug the cat."

He remembered how he refused Gu Mingyi's request for help with righteous words at that time, and how he was persuaded by his acting like a baby.

Gu Mingyi is cunning and plotting.

Chen Que walked out of the kitchen and saw the mess in the living room, his eyebrows twitched.

He walked to Chen Short's site, squatted on the ground and looked at Chen Short who stood upright and was playing with the cat toy with his paws, and called out to him.

"Chen Short."

"Mi~" Chen Duan heard the voice and turned his head to look at him, then turned back to look at his little toy, as if he was making a decision.

Chen Que was not in a hurry, and squatted on the ground patiently watching Chen Short.

"Meow~" The little guy made his choice, he wagged his tail and walked up to Chen Que's hand, allowing him to hug him.

The sun was shining outside the window. After installing a layer of tulle curtains, the light coming in was just right. Chen Que stood up holding the kitten, squinting his eyes to bask in the sun.

The kitten nestled comfortably in his arms and closed its eyes.

"Chen Que, have breakfast." The kitchen poked its head out and shouted at him.

Chen Que put the sleeping kitten back into the cat litter, patted the cat fur on his hands, walked to the dining table and sat down.

"Where's your son?" Gu Mingyi asked.

"Fell asleep."

"...In broad daylight, it plays with toys and you coax it to sleep??"

Chen Que nodded.

"It's pretty good." Gu Mingyi patted his head and poured himself a bowl of wontons.

After eating, the two walked into the training room together.

"Your Weibo..."

Chen Que said suddenly: "Don't mention it!"

"No, don't be nervous." Gu Mingyi was amused by Chen Que's appearance, and said with a low smile, "I want to say that you simply said it was your birthday, and you drank some wine during the celebration and played card games in the early morning , just posted these few microblogs."

"When they wake up, just make a confession with them."

Chen Que felt that what he said made sense.

He turned on his phone, took a deep breath, and was about to click on Weibo when he heard a burst of unbridled laughter outside the training room.

"Chen Que, are you in the training room!!" Chijia's voice turned from far to near, "What do you do on Weibo?!"

Chen Que's intention to assassinate his teammates became more and more serious.

"He posted it yesterday when he was drunk, so he couldn't stop it." Gu Mingyi said with a smile, "Chen Que will explain later, remember to help make a series of confessions."

"I didn't wake up in the morning, but I woke up by reading Weibo and laughing at me." Chijia said, "Chen Que is drunk and still posts Weibo?"

Gu Mingyi held back his laughter, Chen Que was more than just posting random Weibo when he was drunk.

"Who suggested drinking?" Chen Que put down his phone, trying to find the culprit.

Chijia sold teammates without hesitation: "Let's be the top laner, Brother Story."

Chen Que secretly stamped it down.

"Have you finished posting Weibo?" Gu Mingyi asked, holding his mobile phone and clicking on Weibo. His Weibo didn't get much attention, and the Weibo that Chen Que just posted was the first on his homepage.

The language is extremely official, very different from last night.

It's as if the operation lady asked for his Weibo password and sent him a clarification blog.

In less than 2 minutes, many comments popped up below.

[Do not delete Weibo, do not delete Weibo, do not delete Weibo, do not delete Weibo]

[Single was posted after drinking too much, and there is pinyin, who died laughing, I died laughing]

[I'll make a screenshot backup quickly, and when I go back to the single game, I will make a light sign and hold it up]

Gu Mingyi imagined that during the competition, the lights on the auditorium were all painted in this style...

"I'm a little curious now. Chen Que must have not only posted on Weibo when he was drunk last night, right? What else did he do?" chijia asked with blinking eyes.

Chen Que: "... none of your business."

"It's so fierce~" chijia covered his heart with his hands, "I'm so scared~"

Chen Que annoyed him to death.

"Play your game, talk so much."

After Story went downstairs and walked into the training room, he inexplicably accepted Chen Que's eye attack.

"What's wrong with you?" Story rubbed his head and asked, "Is your eyes uncomfortable?"

Chijia is like a troublemaker, he can be found everywhere: "Hahahahahaha no!! Take a look at Chen Que's Weibo!!"

Chijia is the only one in their team who likes to surf the Internet. Every day when he wakes up, he has to check the content on Weibo. The others do not read Weibo as frequently as he does.

Story opened Weibo with a confused face and clicked into Chen Que's homepage.

Then he couldn't help laughing and exited.

"What is this??" Story laughed dumbfounded.

If eyes can kill, their team should have changed to a top laner by now.

"You didn't drink much yesterday, aren't you drunk?" Story asked.

Chen Que was speechless, and he didn't look good when he mentioned this: "What kind of wine do you drink for no reason?"

"Happy birthday to you, were you happy yesterday?"

Gu Ming thought about the cute drunk kitten, and said very sincerely: "Happy."

Chen Que: ...

Just after lunch, Brother Gao walked in with a lot of express boxes in his arms. First, he laughed at Chen Que's drunken and confused Weibo like the other teammates, and then put the express on the ground, letting them go by themselves. take.

"By the way, a batch of gifts from fans will arrive in a few days. Just like before, remember to start a live broadcast to thank the fans." Gao Ge said.

Their team has an unwritten tradition. Usually, they don’t accept gifts from fans. The club will give an official address. The gifts they receive every year will be piled up after being sent to the security check, and delivered to their respective teams at a fixed time. player's hands.

First, it prevents people with malicious intentions from tampering with the express delivery, and second, it saves the need to take the express delivery every day.

"All the couriers on the ground have just been delivered. I took a look and found that they were basically bought by Chen Que." Brother Gao said, "Don't miss it later. I still have something to do, so go out first."

Chen Que fell into deep thought, when did he buy something? ?

At the end of a game, Chen Que withdrew his hands from the queue, and squatted on the ground to pick and choose express boxes.

Really, almost, it's all his name...

And nothing can be seen from the courier slip.

"What did you buy?" Gu Mingyi took off the headphones and looked back at him, "So much?"

Chen Que was also confused: "I probably didn't buy anything."

"Take it up first, I'll help you."

Gu Mingyi got up and squatted beside Chen Que. The two of them built a stack of courier boxes and carried them into Chen Que's room.

Chen Que opened a courier box in a daze.

Inside is...

A row of neatly arranged lubricants of various flavors.

Before Gu Mingyi looked over, he closed the express box with a "snap", blocking Gu Mingyi's probing sight.

"First, let's go downstairs for training."

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Prohibition Ambassador Chen Que: Alcohol is harmful, stay away from alcohol