I heard that God is very protective

Fenghua is the master of one and only one, and he promised to help Tu Sui accumulate merits and quickly soar, and he really didn't stop.

She took the little fairy from Chengdu Zaitian to practice, and the soldiers were separated, but in just seven days, she had finished capturing the one hundred thousand ghosts released by Zehuang.

But one day in the sky and one year in the earth, seven years have passed in the blink of an eye.Seven years of life as a "Taoist priest" not only failed to calm Tu Sui, but also made the wild little fox more feral.

One day, Tu Sui took advantage of Fenghua's absence and forcibly dragged Lingxi down the mountain to fish with her.Linyuan City has long been familiar to her, so as soon as she entered the city, she led Lingxi into the alley filled with fireworks.

"Let me tell you, if I'm not full, I'll have to eat at least three kids after dinner!"

When he learned that there was only the last one of the most famous lotus-leaf chicken left in the Yingketang of Yongsheng Lane, Tu Sui unreasonably jumped into the queue and started arguing with the bearded man in front.

The strong and strong man ignored the weak-looking woman in white and the domineering red-clothed woman.He thrust the knife into the table, refusing to show any mercy: "What does it matter to me if you eat children? Boss, give me this roast chicken!"

"No, give it to me!" Tu Sui slapped a silver coin on the table and said domineeringly.

"The rules of the rivers and lakes are first come, first served." The big man folded his arms and said coldly to Tu Sui.

"I came from behind, do you have an opinion?" Tu Sui raised his eyebrows, refusing to show weakness.After all, she is a demon, and she will ascend to the ascension in a short time. Shouldn't the fairy be let go?

There was no shortage of spectators in the alley. Seeing that the two men were at war over a roast chicken, the troublemakers among the onlookers had already started shouting and beating them.After all, behind Tu Sui was Lingxi saber, and the burly man in front of him was carrying a sword.

A beautiful woman versus a macho man, who will win the roast chicken?

"..." When Fenghua followed the scent and found Tu Sui, the alley was already dimly lit, and the person involved was punching and drinking with a strange man.Lingxi watched worriedly from the side, but didn't dare to stop her.

"My lord..." Seeing Fenghua, Lingxi's tense nerves finally relaxed.

"Fifth leader! 666! Our brothers..."

Tu Sui was drunk to the point of staring, but he was still chanting hard.The man had already slumped on the table, feebly raising his hand to respond.The table was in a mess, with bone residues and scattered peanuts everywhere.Simply, unsightly...

"I'll just leave for half an hour, huh?" Looking at Tu Sui, who was disheveled and smelled of alcohol, Feng Hua's face that was as white as jade suddenly turned dark.

"Your Majesty, listen to my explanation..." Lingxi fully described Tu Sui's obsession with the roast chicken and the little fox's strong desire to win before Fenghua's face completely darkened.

After Fenghua listened patiently, his face softened: "I can't find her in all the world..."

"Niu Er? Why are you lying down? Get up and continue drinking!" Tu Sui held the big man's brown linen collar, but found that he couldn't lift the cow.

"I can't find her like this..."

"That's it for you? That's it? I said I'm a wine fairy, but you still don't believe me! Pour it out..."

"..." Fenghua was silent, waved her back to her original shape with a wave of her sleeves, raised her eyes in disgust, "Go, bring her back."

"Yes." Lingxi bowed his head in response, striding over to pick up the white fox.The white fox opened its mouth, chattering, not knowing what to say.

"Noisy..." Fenghua pinched the tactic, his fingertips floated a little, and the fox's mouth closed.Lingxi followed Fenghua in a regular manner, and when she left the alley, Fenghua teleported her back to Zaitian, Chengdu.

"Go down." Fenghua took the white fox naturally, Lingxi bowed and retreated.In Sisui Hall, Fenghua quietly unbuttoned Tu Sui's coat.

With cold fingertips running over her burning skin, Tu Suijiu woke up halfway in an instant, his peach blossom eyes were misty and faint, with a romantic feeling that he was about to say: "Feng... Fenghua..."

"Yeah." Fenghua stopped what he was doing, and said calmly, "You can't drink enough to drink with others? You two are better, I don't know when you will have friends all over the world."

"?" Tu Sui was confused, she never remembered anything after drinking.

"Tomorrow is a good day for you to ascend through the thunder tribulation. After drinking so much, are you planning to be scorched?" Seeing her frowning and thinking hard, Fenghua couldn't help stretching out his hand to smooth the scar.

"Thunder Tribulation!" Hearing this, Tu Sui was completely awake, even if he was born with a divine body, crossing the Thunder Tribulation would cost half his life.

She is just a little demon now, and she doesn't know how her body can bear it, so what should she do!And the failure of crossing the catastrophe will have to wait another 1000 years in the human world. 1000 years is too long, I don't know how to eat so that I don't have the same food every day!

"Are you afraid?" Fenghua sat on the soft couch and gave Tu Sui a suspicious look.

"!" Tu Sui has been with Fenghua day and night in the past few years, and his eyes are very good.She just wanted to lean on Fenghua, but was blocked by Fenghua's false finger.

"The side hall has newly introduced the hot spring in the mountain, go to wash."

"The old and unscrupulous are starting to be serious..." Hearing this, Tu Sui staggered up and staggered away.

In the end, Fenghua really didn't touch her, and took Lei Jie as an excuse to hug her and sleep peacefully all night.

The day is bright, and the dark clouds are billowing, covering the sky and blocking out the sun.Although there is no wind and rain, there is the power of thunder.The flashes of lightning are stern and murderous.

Lei Gong and Dian Mu flipped through the booklet sent by the commander of the Zichen Palace, which recorded the list of people who should be promoted to immortals by the thunder calamity, and began to click.When he saw a demon's thunder calamity in Zaitian in Chengdu, he couldn't help but get into trouble.

"Last time, the new little Thunder Fairy hacked and smashed the palace of His Majesty in the Immortal Mansion on Earth, and almost scared me to death..." Queen Lei said in fear, "What should I do this time?"

"Chop on time..." Dianmu said in a businesslike tone, "You go. Don't worry, if I offend the Lord and never come back, and enter the animal way, I will never eat meat again."

"Thank you..." Hearing this, Lei Gong, who was already black-faced, became even darker.

"Chop a few more times, the prison built by such a fairy body."

"!"

Suddenly hearing the voiceless voice, Lei Gong and Dian Mu all turned around and bowed their hands respectfully: "Your Majesty."

"Don't worry about my Immortal Mansion," Feng Hua said indifferently, "Just chop it up, little fox."

"This..." The two gods looked at each other hesitantly.

"Reward ten pieces of Guiyuan Golden Pill."

"Doing things for the lord is the face of a small god." Lei Gong and Dian Mu said in unison when they heard the words.

It doesn't matter whether you give the Guiyuan Golden Pill or not, the important thing is that you won't be punished for splitting the Zun's house, and you can say it for thousands of years.

But being chased by thunder and lightning one after another, Tu Sui was very puzzled: "According to the rules of heaven, there are at most two thunders and one lightning in the ascension. What's the matter with these five thunders hitting me together? The emperor wants me to die?"

A certain lonely Zehao who was sitting in the Palace of High Heaven to correct the official documents of the Three Realms couldn't help but sneezed twice.He was allergic to pollen, looked at the budding peach branches sent by his aunt, shook his head with a wry smile, and told the fairy servant to leave.

After experiencing the thunder calamity, Tu Sui was exhausted, burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.Yes, it is burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.

Tu Sui's clothes were scratched and scorched while avoiding the thunder, making it hard to see.Although the body was injured, it was reborn after the thunderstorm. The skin has healed at a speed visible to the naked eye, and there are no scars left.

"I finally... succeeded in crossing the tribulation..." Tu Suilei collapsed on the ground, and she decided to be an idle fox from now on.

God knows how uncomfortable Fenghua would be if she ate meat.In the name of being a vegetarian, it can reduce the probability of Feisheng being struck by lightning, which caused her to avoid it for a whole month, seven days and three hours!In the end, he had a few drinks and had meat the night before his ascension, and today he was kicked out by so many thunders!

Forget it, just throw it out, anyway, she succeeded in crossing the catastrophe.As long as she doesn't seek the immortal rank in the future, she won't have to be considered by the heavens and thunderbolts.Thinking of this, she lay down in satisfaction and turned over beautifully.

Fenghua who has a panoramic view of everything: "..."

Xiaoxian, who has successfully ascended through the catastrophe, possesses a divine bone, so she can naturally ride the clouds and travel among the clouds.However, you still need to register at Nantianmen to officially ascend to the throne.

The court of heaven has been established for thousands of years, with complete laws and regulations.These little immortals who have risen from the lower realms are like crucian carp crossing the river. They have no background, so it is difficult to stay in the heaven and become immortals.Those with good luck and good aptitude may be left behind. Those with average luck and aptitude may be dismissed if they are appointed as a land god, mountain god, or river god.Therefore, the Ascension Banquet, which was rewarded by the heavens to the little immortals after ascension, became a springboard for these newcomers to show off their magical powers.

"Xiaoxian wishes all the immortal friends success in crossing the catastrophe. I don't know much about talent, but I like to listen to operas. May I give you a segment?"

"Okay..." Hearing this, all the immortals in the seats applauded and looked forward to it.

The sturdy black bear fairy cupped his hands towards the people sitting there, flew to the center of the stage, and transformed into a pink costume.He babbled and babbled, softly and softly, and he was completely different from his loud voice just now.

The Feisheng Banquet is the only free banquet after becoming a fairy. From then on, the little fairy must take into account the face of the heaven and be restricted by the rules of heaven.Therefore, no priest will take care of how indulgent he is today.

"What's so good about a play?" Tu Sui looked at all kinds of food and wine at the banquet, rubbed his eyes, and expressed that he just wanted to sit and eat "the sky".

The little fairy in red didn't care about building a good relationship with the new little fairies, she sat in the unoccupied position, drinking and eating meat freely, without any image.But everything a beauty does is pleasing to the eye, and there is no need to deliberately affect it.Soon Youxian noticed her, surrounded her and pointed.

"Which mountain's pig essence is this?" a new fairy asked curiously.

"I don't know, it's not from our Wolf Mountain anyway."

"It can't be Wushan's. Wushan doesn't have such edible monsters...uh, Xiaoxian."

"It's not like pigs are eaten indiscriminately..." The wild boar spirit who successfully entered the immortal class after Du Jie was not happy.

He has practiced diligently for 2000 years, avoiding the hunting of natural enemies and Taoist priests every day, and never harming nature and justice in exchange for his human body and immortal bones. How could he be racially discriminated against when he became a fairy and went to heaven?

"Huh?" Tu Sui, who was full of wine and food, looked up from the delicious food, and was very confused when he saw twenty or thirty little fairies around him.

"What pig essence? I'm a fox."

"Fox?" One of the fairies murmured, "The lower realm just pardoned the crimes of the fox clan a few years ago. I didn't expect that there would be a fox demon soaring so soon."

"That's... ahem..." Tu Sui slapped his chest violently. He was so drunk that he almost vomited.

"I am here before the heavens are settled. I am the elder of the Emperor of Heaven..."

"What nonsense are you talking about..." The immortals looked at each other with disdain.

"The fox said 'nonsense', we just listen to it as a joke."

"That's right, but the vixen really has nothing to say..."

"..." Tu Sui stood up "swish", stomped his foot on the table with a "bang", condescending, "I tell you, your Yuan Zun, if I tell her to go west, she will never dare to go east!"

After speaking, he sat down slowly again.

Hiss, too much force, my legs are so numb.

"Is it the lord from the Purple Mansion of the Upper Nine Heavens?" A newly ascended little fairy spoke weakly across from Tu Sui.

"That's right, it's the Profound Ancestor of the Purple Mansion... what Yuan Zun... hiccup..." The little fox said with a drunken eye, "This broken Zun title is really long..."

"My lord, Xuanzu Yuanzun of the Nine Heavens Purple Mansion?"

"It's her... just... that's her... hiccup... I... hiccup... little brother!"

Facing the drunken fox's fox talk, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, not agreeing.

"Your Majesty, I'm afraid we won't see each other for a thousand years..."

"That's right, how much did you drink..."

"Don't just drink, eat some food..."

"Little fairy friend, I still have the peanuts I brought from the mortal world, do you want it?"

Everyone dared not show any disrespect to the God of the Nine Heavens, nor did they dare to speak words.Instead, they all folded their arms and mocked this little fox who didn't know which country in the world he came from.

Everyone was surrounding the little fox, and when you were taunting me, the fairy official in charge of the Ascension Banquet hurried over and led one person into the venue respectfully.

"Your Majesty, please..." The fairy official who led the way looked solemn and respectful.

The people with sharp ears here immediately exploded because of the word "Your Majesty".

"Your Majesty? Your Majesty!" Apart from Dijun, there is only one High God who can be called uniquely——the High God of Zifu.All the soaring little fairies quickly put on their clothes and stood up, bowing respectfully, except for the little fox fairy who was already drunk, leaning on the table with his jade arm supporting his chin.

Seeing His Majesty walking straight towards the little fox, all the immortals present were shocked.While making way for His Majesty, he couldn't help but sweat for this little fairy who uttered wild words.

"Sorry, I'm late..."

"???"

What's with this doting tone?What about the decisive, majestic and inhuman Juechen God of War?

His Majesty did not speak, and the group of little immortals did not dare to raise their heads, maintaining a posture of bending over and bowing, with their eyes facing the ground.I can't hold back my sweating profusely!

"Xiaofeng, are you here?" The noise in her ears disappeared, and the black crowd of fairies around her also dispersed. Get a little drunk.

"..." Hearing the word "Xiaofeng", Fenghua's head was really full of black lines, but it was not easy to get angry in public, so he just said coldly, "You are drunk."

Immediately, she made a formula, the fairy who was leaning on the table just now, with her chin half-exposed on her jade arm, showed her original shape in a blink of an eye, and entered Fenghua's embrace.

His Majesty was aloof after all, holding the little fox in his arms, he walked away quickly, not giving any of them any extra looks from the little fairy.

"Respectfully, Your Majesty." Everyone said in unison.

Since the God came here, the little fairies who hadn't straightened up from the beginning to the end can finally stand upright.

"By the way..." His Majesty, who was walking away with the fox in his arms, suddenly stopped, and everyone hurriedly bent down again after hearing the words.

"This batch of newly ascended little immortals will not be accepted by the Zifu."

When the cold voice came, all the immortals present gasped.Yuan Zun, Xuanzu Yuanzun of the Nine Heavens Purple Mansion, governs the four spirits of the sky and leads 28 constellations.The best job in the heavenly court is the divisions under it.Control food and housing, paid vacations, regularly organize Fa hearings, and most importantly, arrange to settle in Jiuchongtian.

Doing this now is tantamount to killing the hope of these little fairies settling down in the heavens.If you can't get the celestial household registration, you have to be relegated to the lower level as a mountain god and an earth god. I don't know if you can come up once every 100 years.

"Yes." The bewildered immortal official responded respectfully.Anyway, the little immortals who ascended from the lower realms came one after another, and there was no one to use them.

Fenghua strode away with the little fox in his arms.His own fox is a god for two generations, and he is still so confident in his drinking capacity.His drinking capacity is average, but he always likes to boast.

"The spring night is short, so drinking is a waste of time..." Fenghua glanced at the drunk little fox lying in the arms of the beauty, and sighed secretly.

The author has something to say:

It's over, it's the first time to write, please forgive me for the shortcomings.Thank you little cuties for taking a look, I am very happy to meet everyone in Lujiang haha!