Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

Chu Ze turned his head and looked at Bai Yue in a daze.

At this time, Bai Yue was wearing a handsome and slim white suit - he suggested;

Holding a bouquet of sunflowers in full bloom—he suggested;

He combed a handsome but greasy hair style, and sprayed some subtle and very seductive perfume on his body-it was also suggested by him! !

The conversation between the two last night flashed through Chu Ze's mind one by one.

Chu Ze and Bai Yue stared blankly at each other, as if they had thought of something, their pupils trembled.

good guy! !

Bai Yue uttered a foul word in her heart.

This guy is the ex-boyfriend of that idiot scumbag from when I was young? ?

Fog grass!

Chu Ze cursed loudly in his heart.

That crush who co-authored Bai Yue is his wife? ? ?

It's no wonder that when two people chat, they always have a lot of topics when they talk about their favorite objects.

Now that I think about it, can there not be many topics?

The two people they like are so special that they are the same person, so it's strange that they don't have much in common, okay? ! !

Chu Ze, who had just suffered a tragic breakup, turned his head and was stabbed in the back by a good friend, lost his mind.

Good guy, good guy, take advantage of my lovelorn to pry into my corner, young man, you don't talk about martial arts! ! !

In the bitter cold wind, Chu Ze and Bai Yue faced the heavy snowflakes flying all over the sky, and looked at each other wordlessly and silently in the snow.

A chilling and treacherous atmosphere spreads in this small world.

Shocked by the weird atmosphere, Shi Hanyi and Xiao Yang looked at each other, their expressions were very confused.

What's going on here?

I do not know!

As the saying goes, when rivals meet, they are extremely jealous.

Although Bai Yue and Chu Ze had a deep friendship growing up together, at this moment, they were on the opposite side by accident, and they obviously didn't care about the brotherly loyalty in the past.

Gee.

Bai Yue looked at Chu Ze and smacked her lips silently.

Give him the idea to wear a white suit, and then wear a black suit to attract hourly attention?

He arrived here one step ahead of him...

Bai Yue narrowed her eyes in displeasure.

His primary school boy has a dark heart!

Gee.

Opposite Bai Yue, Chu Ze looked at Bai Yue's well-dressed appearance, and curled his lips in disgust.

Perfume?

frivolous!

What kind of perfume does a big man wear, how can it smell so dry and refreshing!

White suit?

Furious!

It is not auspicious at all to wear a white suit for the Chinese New Year!

And sunflowers...

……Ok? ? ?

Chu Ze's critical eyes all the way to the bouquet in Bai Yue's arms.

After seeing clearly what flower was in Bai Yue's arms, Chu Ze frowned, his eyes became sharper.

To the sun... to the sun...

"hiss……"

Chu Ze gritted his teeth and took a breath.

The wolf's ambition is clearly revealed! This is it!

Pooh!

Chu Ze cursed loudly in his heart.

Smelly, shameless, frivolous!

For a moment, the gazes of Chu Ze and Bai Yue collided fiercely in mid-air, and there seemed to be the sound of crackling electric sparks in a trance.

The cold wind engulfed the snowflakes, whizzing and sweeping between the two of them.

Looking at the black and white, one left and one right in front of me, it seems like a scene in a blockbuster movie.

Shi Hanyi looked sideways at Xiao Yang who had come to him at some point, with a confused expression on his face.

"The two of them...are they going to evolve beyond extraordinary?"

"History of Evolution in Snow: Haha I'm Not a Human"?

Xiao Yang: "...???"

"No way..." Xiao Yang said hesitantly, "They should still be within the range of normal people...should..."

As the insider with the most information at the scene, Xiao Yang pulled Shi Hanyi, and the two of them went into the corridor to hide from the wind.

Looking at the two black and white Shuangsha still staring at each other crackling in the cold wind,

He didn't expect Chu Ze to find him, and he didn't expect that the two of them would directly face Xiao Yang, who collapsed and covered his face, and was so stimulated by the Shura field that he cried out.

Is this the peak showdown between ex-boyfriend and current suitor?

This bloody and magical scene, ancient novels dare not write like this!

Xiao Yang sighed in a complicated mood.

I can't let these two Tie Hanhan continue to waste in the snow.

Seeing that there are always people eating melons around, these two are also well-known diamond bosses in the circle after all, it would be really embarrassing to waste it like this...

……wrong!

Xiao Yang, who suddenly remembered something, raised his eyes sharply, and looked at Chu Ze with burning eyes.

"How did you find this place???"

Bai Yue, the little spare tire, was brought here by herself. How did Chu Ze, a big scumbag who just finished scumming her family when he was a child, get here? ?

Thinking about the vigilant actions along the way, Xiao Yang, who confirmed that there was no one behind him at that time, frowned sharply, and looked at Chu Ze more and more unkindly.

"Are you looking for a private detective to track me down??!"

Xiao Yang's voice was raised with anger.

"...Huh?? I didn't!"

Facing the sudden big scapegoat, Chu Ze, who was flirting with Bai Yue, was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly complained to himself.

"I just happened to see you when I was passing by, and then I went in to have a look."

"I do not believe!"

Xiao Yang glared at Chu Ze.

"Is it such a coincidence? You just happened to pass by, you just happened to see me entering the gate of the courtyard, and you just happened to know where I lived?"

Heh, this kind of clumsy lie can also deceive a little fool like Shi Hanyi who has no brains after a broken love!

Xiao Yang took the time to turn his head, and glanced at Shi Hanyi.

Seeing that Shi Hanyi really believed it, Xiao Yang slapped Shi Hanyi on the head twice with a look of "so it was so", his eyebrows tightened angrily.

"Use your brain more, don't just believe the nonsense of the dog man!"

"...how is this nonsense!"

Being slandered face to face by Xiao Yang, a group of relatives and friends, Chu Ze became a little anxious for a while.

He looked at Xiao Yang, trying to prove his innocence at the cost of offending relatives and friends.

"I just glanced at it casually. You moved too much on the road at that time. As long as you are not blind, you can definitely see it!"

Xiao Yang: "..."

It seems to make sense.

After carefully recalling her nervous actions on the road, Xiao Yang, who realized the problem belatedly, took a breath.

So, she was the one who introduced the devils into the village?

Touching his chin and thinking for a moment, Xiao Yang reluctantly accepted Chu Ze's sophistry.

Yes, sophistry, Xiao Yang firmly believes that everything Chu Ze said since yesterday was sophistry.

Xiao Yang, who is helping relatives but not helping, thought confidently.

Don't ask the reason, if you ask, the words of the scumbag and big pig's hooves are not believable!

"that……"

Seeing that Xiao Yang fell silent, Bai Yue and Chu Ze were about to face off again.

Seeing the people who eat melons gradually gathering around, Shi Hanyi, who loves to eat melons but doesn't want to be eaten by melons, has a headache and speaks.

"Why don't we go up and talk?"

If he stays here any longer, if a tabloid reporter accidentally takes a picture of him, his reputation will be ruined!

Shi Hanyi looked at the two idiots who were inexplicably fighting in the snow in front of the building, and felt like crying.

Why is it so unlucky for those who celebrate the new year!

So, that's it.

Under Shi Hanyi's forced proposal, Chu Ze and Bai Yue had a chance to enter the room.

The two sat happily in the heated room, sitting upright on the sofa.

"You two...don't take off your coat?"

Seeing the two of them, one on the left and the other on the right, sitting on the sofa and looking serious like door gods, Xiao Yang, who had just taken off his down jacket, was stunned for a moment, feeling a little unbelievable.

"It was so cold outside just now, you two wore thin suits, how did you survive?"

"It's not cold," Bai Yue said with a smile, "There is a warm force in my heart supporting me."

He straightened his body and added poetically.

"Fearless of cold and heat!"

Chu Ze: "...???"

Why are you still so young when you speak? ?

Seeing this, Chu Ze, who felt that he was being compared, was a little anxious.

Bathed in Shi Hanyi and Xiao Yang's slowly moving gaze, Chu Ze, who knew it was time to return by himself, paused for a moment, and forcefully held back a reply.

"I'm better than him," Chu Ze said without saying a word.

"I have a will of steel!"

Shi Hanyi & Xiao Yang: "..."

It's Chinese New Year, how about these two people talking about cross talk? ?

"Okay, okay, as long as you don't feel hot."

Xiao Yang rolled his eyes.

At this time, because he didn't want to deal with the two bastards in the living room, Shi Hanyi slipped to the kitchen ahead of time under the pretext of preparing lunch.

Xiao Yang sat alone on the small sofa, looking at the two people opposite him, it became more and more distasteful.

It is not an exaggeration to say that when Xiao Yang learned that Bai Yue, a former member of the family and friends group, also wanted to make fun of her juicy and silly cabbage.

In Xiao Yang's eyes, the image of Bai Yue, a fairy wife, instantly became hateful!

Bai Yue, who has a deep friendship, is treated like this, not to mention Chu Ze, who has the experience of "abandoning his wife and son" scumbag!

Just like mother-in-law and son-in-law, the more you look at the son-in-law, the more you don't like it. At this time, Xiao Yang raised his eyebrows and looked at the two opposites, the more he looked at them, the more dissatisfied he became.

"Is it my illusion?"

Xiao Yang frowned, frightened Bai Yue and Chu Ze, who were fighting secretly, were shocked.

"You two...why are you sitting so stiffly?"

"Ah this..."

Chu Ze and Bai Yue were silent for a moment.

In the wordless silence, Chu Ze tried his best to adjust his sitting posture naturally.

By moving his body while adjusting his sitting posture, he moved the warm baby that was sticking to the long johns and was almost scalding the inside of his thigh to the side a little bit.

Then Chu Ze breathed a sigh of relief, and said calmly.

"Have it?"

Chu Ze showed a very handsome overbearing smile to Xiao Yang.

"It's just that sitting upright makes you look more energetic."

Xiao Yang: "..."

Xiao Yang looked away without seeing.

"how about you?"

Hearing this, Bai Yue, who had already adjusted her posture secretly and asked Nuan Bao to change her position to continue to feel hot, smiled slightly.

Under Xiao Yang's blank eyes of "what are you laughing at?", Bai Yue bent her peachy eyes and said in an extremely pretentious manner.

"I'm different from him," Bai Yue said lightly, with a hint of complacency on her handsome face.

"I was born to sit up straight."

...Help! ! !

Xiao Yang's painful mask, who was almost fooled by these two guys.

If she is guilty, please let the law punish her instead of punishing her to sit here and watch these two elementary school chicks pretending to be childish! !

I have seen a lot of people bragging when chasing others, but it was the first time I saw Xiao Yang who was so bragging and showing off like this, he was dumbfounded.

What the hell is "born to sit upright", do you want to take this opportunity to show your unyielding pride and spine! !

Xiao Yang tapped his toes crazily in embarrassment.

Wordless silence spread wantonly in the living room.

Just when Xiao Yang was wondering whether she should also run away and slipped to help Shi Hanyi in the kitchen, Chu Ze moved his body and looked at her calmly.

"Excuse me, where is the bathroom?"

Nuan Baobao posted it earlier than Bai Yue, and Chu Ze, who was about to be burned, couldn't hold back anymore.

He decided to go to the toilet and pull off all the warm babies on his body!

"Ah."

Before Xiao Yang opened his mouth to show the way, Bai Yue who was sitting on the other side of Chu Ze's sofa from a long distance away smiled and spoke.

"So fast?"

He said meaningfully.

"It seems that President Chu's kidneys are not very good."

Chu Ze: "...?????"

Chu Ze, who had been blamed so much, couldn't tell.

Why is this guy so vicious!

Chu Ze gritted his teeth.

He was really blind before, how could he treat this guy as an idol!

"..."

Facing the speeches of these two guys, Xiao Yang was so speechless that he didn't even bother to roll his eyes.

After pointing out to Chu Ze which room is the bathroom, Xiao Yang looked at Bai Yue who was still sitting on the sofa, but her face was gradually flushing, with a hesitant expression.

"that……"

Xiao Yang hesitated to speak.

"Is it a little hot? If it's hot, why don't you take off your suit?"

"Need not."

Bai Yue replied without thinking.

Can the suit jacket be taken off?

Certainly not!

The shirt inside the suit is so thin, after taking it off, the thermal clothes he wears inside will definitely not be able to cover it up!

Feeling that she was cheated by Chu Ze, Bai Yue gritted her teeth.

Against the fine sweat gradually emerging on his forehead, Bai Yue spoke calmly with a smile.

"It's okay, I'm not very hot."

……Really?I do not believe.

Xiao Yang fell back tactically.

Is it really not hot? Brother, you are about to break out in sweat!

While the two were talking, after tearing up Nuan Baobao in the bathroom, Chu Ze came back refreshed.

He leisurely sat down on the other side of the sofa away from Bai Yue, his handsome face was full of leisure and contentment.

It feels good not to have to be a barbecue!

Seeing Chu Ze came back, Xiao Yang glanced at him subconsciously.

Seeing the blush on Chu Ze's face that hadn't dissipated, Xiao Yang frowned suspiciously, and couldn't help asking.

"Are you a little hot too?"

Looking at the two of them, Xiao Yang felt a little sweaty.

"If you really don't want to take off your clothes, you can unbutton a few buttons..."

I want to eat hot pot in a while, and the two of them are so hot now, how can I eat in a while.

"No."

Chu Ze, who was still wearing a scarlet thermal jacket inside and was exposed when his coat was taken off, was instantly alert.

"I'm not hot," he said trying to cover up, "Who said I'm hot, I even feel a little cold."

……Ha ha.

Xiao Yang was completely numb.

"Okay," she said wearily, "just as long as you two are happy."

After all this tossing, the warm baby on Bai Yue's body also reached the peak of fever.

Bai Yue, who was so hot that she couldn't stand it, moved her buttocks, and couldn't sit still anymore.

"Well... I'm going to the bathroom too."

Seeing this, Chu Ze, who had just finished being ridiculed by Bai Yue, who didn't expect that this revenge could be avenged on the spot, suddenly became energetic.

"Tsk."

Yin Yang smacked his lips angrily, and Chu Ze said meaningfully.

"It seems that Mr. Bai's kidneys are not very good."

Bai Yue: "..."

[It's not over, is it? ]

[It was you who mocked me first! ! ]

After another round of eye contact, both of them saw Chu Ze and Bai Yue who were full of gunpowder in each other's eyes, and their expressions were instantly sharp.

"It's better than Boss Chu." Bai Yue said with a smile.

"Ha ha."

Chu Zepi rolled his eyes at him inwardly with a half-smile.

Bai Yue walked into the bathroom with a red face, half of it was hot, and half of it was angered by Chu Ze.

With a dark face, he rubbed the warm baby on his body.

Just as Bai Yue bent down and was about to throw Nuan Baobao into the trash can, looking at the small trash can full of Nuan Baobao, Bai Yue froze for a moment, then slowly stopped.

Good guy, good guy!

Bai Yue called in her heart what a guy!

No wonder he saw Chu Ze's distorted posture when he came in, no wonder he saw Chu Ze's expression was not quite right!

It turned out that this guy, like him, also put warm babies on his clothes! !

Bai Yue tore the warm baby on her body in disgust, calling out bad luck in her heart.

Why did the brain circuits of the two think of going together, bad luck, bad luck, really bad luck!

By the time Bai Yue finished tearing off the warm baby on her body, and walked out of the bathroom in all her clothes, the small trash can that Shi Hanyi put in the toilet was almost full of the warm baby.

Bai Yue returned to the living room, just in time to meet Shi Hanyi who was slowly coming out of the kitchen with the bottom of the pot.

Shi Hanyi didn't want to come out either, he felt that the atmosphere outside was not quite right, and the animal-like instinct of seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages made him subconsciously want to escape.

However, Xiao Yang in the living room was almost driven crazy by Chu Ze and Bai Yue.

After receiving Xiao Yang's threatening text message "Come out quickly, or we will lose our friendship", Shi Hanyi went out with the bottom of the pot, and put the pot on the induction cooker that Xiao Yang moved out in advance.

"There is no hot pot with a partition, do you all eat spicy or not spicy?"

"hot!"

"Spicy!"

Bai Yue and Xiao replied decisively.

Seeing this, Shi Hanyi raised his eyebrows and looked at Chu Ze.

In line with the competitive mentality of "losing people can't lose the battle", Chu Ze raised his eyebrows and said with pride.

"I'm hot!"

Shi Hanyi, who knows how good this guy is at spicy food, said: "..."

"you sure?"

Chu Ze nodded calmly.

Seeing the affirmation on his face, Shi Hanyi, who had just been hurt by this guy, didn't bother to ask.

Poured a bag full of red oil hot pot base into the pot, and with the corners of Bai Yue and Xiao Yang's lips raised happily, Chu Ze's Adam's apple slipped slightly.

No matter, isn't it just a little spicy?

In order to get back the object, I worked hard!

You get what you pay for, and the ingredients that Xiao Yang bought at a high price have all been peeled and shredded, and they can be eaten directly after washing.

Unable to bear the weird atmosphere in the living room, Xiao Yang simply hid in the kitchen under the pretext of washing the ingredients.

Seeing this, Shi Hanyi, who also wanted to use this excuse to hide, froze for a moment.

He sat awkwardly on the small sofa in the living room.

Feeling the small eyes that Chu Ze and Bai Yue gave him shyly from time to time, Shi Hanyi scratched the ground with his toes, feeling extremely irritable.

Why did the situation... suddenly become such a strange situation? ?

Shi Hanyi stared at Gulu's bubbling hot pot, feeling very confused for a while.

At this moment, Shi Hanyi's cell phone in his pocket vibrated.

Rescuing himself, he took out his phone, and Shi Hanyi unlocked it, only to find that it was a WeChat message from Han Xiao.

[Xiao Han]: Little Brother, come out and play!

In order to delay time, Shi Hanyi typed slowly.

[Brother Hour]: No, I'm eating hot pot.

[Xiao Han]: Alright QAQ

[Xiao Han]: I heard that Brother Bai Yue is coming today, so I'll ask him to eat with him [Little yellow man wronged]

Shi Hanyi: "..."

Glancing at Bai Yue who was sitting across from him and was peeking at him, Shi Hanyi felt a pain in his head and sighed secretly in his heart.

How could this unlucky boy be so picky?

[Brother Xiaoxiao]: That should not work, he is eating hot pot at my house now.

[Xiao Han]: ...? ? ?

Han Xiao, who vaguely noticed something, frowned.

No, don't you say...

Han Xiao thought about it, and typed tentatively.

[Xiao Han]: What about Xiao Yang?

Shi Hanyi: "..."

Don't you see it's a coincidence!

Shi Hanyi typed in embarrassment, and he felt a little embarrassed.

[Brother Xiao]: She is also...

[Xiao Han]: ...? ? ? ? ? ?

Cooperate with the few of you to get together to eat hot pot, and I will be alone! ? ?

He claimed to be everyone's good friend, but Han Xiao, who was eating hot pot and no one called him, suddenly became unhappy.

[Xiao Han]: I don't care, I want to go! !

[Xiao Han]: Is it okay, brother Xiao, I promise you, I will eat less QAQ this time

Shi Hanyi: "..."

It's not a matter of eating less or less! !

Shi Hanyi felt that the number of times he "..." today was much more "..." than in the past week.

[Brother Xiao]: It’s not that I won’t let you come, it’s because today’s situation is a bit special...

Han Xiao replied instantly.

[Xiao Han]: Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Seeing Han Xiao's crying, Shi Hanyi sighed with a headache, and couldn't help but soften his heart.

[Brother Xiao]: All right, all right, come if you want

【Brother Xiao】: But let's say it first, the situation is embarrassing today, if you really want to come, don't regret it after you come.

Seeing his news, Han Xiao on the opposite side of the network cable was revived with full blood.

[Xiao Han]: Don't worry, Brother Xiao, it won't happen!

[Xiao Han]: No matter how embarrassing the atmosphere is, I can adjust it for you. I, the atmosphere expert, please let me go there!

Seeing Han Xiao's positive and confident appearance, Shi Hanyi couldn't open his mouth to attack him.

Ever since, Shi Hanyi shared his current position with Han Xiao and shared the past.

After sending the address, Shi Hanyi raised his head.

Seeing the three dogs that were shuttled back and forth between the living room and the kitchen, carrying dishes, Shi Hanyi cleared his throat and announced the news grandly.

"Don't be in a hurry, someone will come over later."

"...??!"

Chu Ze and Bai Yue's expressions instantly changed.

……besides! ? ?

Chu Ze and Bai Yue were overwhelmed with shock, grievances and sadness welled up in their hearts.

Was there more than one competitor? ? !

"And...who is it?"

But Chu Ze, Bai Yue, and even Xiao Yang were a little shocked.

Putting the potato chips on the table, Xiao Yang wiped his hands and asked cautiously.

"Is it also... a man in his prime?"

"...?????"

Shi Hanyi was dizzy from the outrageous reactions of these people.

Why this reaction, he is a social fear, not Neptune! !

Was he the one who took the initiative to catch the fish?

no!

Obviously it was the fish that jumped into his pond desperately by itself, so he was also very troubled, okay? ! !

Incompetent and furious, he hammered on the sofa, and Shi Hanyi said frantically.

"It's Xiao Han, Xiao Han!!"

These guys, what are they thinking about every day! ! !

"Oh oh oh!"

The three in the living room were relieved to hear it wasn't a new contender/spare.

They sat down in rows in the living room.

While waiting for Han Xiao to rush over, Chu Ze felt a slight movement in his heart.

It just so happened that Shi Hanyi was free, and now seemed to be a very good time to explain.

If he missed this opportunity, after he finished eating and left, he would have no chance to explain to Shi Hanyi face to face!

The more Chu Ze thought about it, the more feasible it became.

So he raised his head and silently looked at Shi Hanyi.

After struggling for a while, Chu Ze spoke in a low voice, his heart pounding nervously.

"Xiao Yi," Chu Ze looked at Shi Hanyi deeply, looking pitiful and aggrieved.

"Can I be alone with you for a while, I have something to tell you."

"...??!"

Hearing this, before Shi Hanyi had time to react, Xiao Yang was the first to explode.

"Is there anything you can't say in front of us?"

Xiao Yang, who still remembered how this guy bullied Shi Hanyi, was furious.

"I told you no, don't try to play tricks on me again!"

"……it is good."

Shi Hanyi spoke suddenly.

Bathed in Xiao Yang's disapproving gaze, Shi Hanyi lowered his eyes, his expression and voice were very calm.

"It just so happens that I also have something I want to tell you."

The author has something to say:

Hour (smiling): Elbow, come in, let's talk about something exciting

Mr. Chu (scared): The stimulus you mentioned, what kind of stimulus is it? QAQ