Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

Han Xiao stared at Chu Ze with burning eyes, and the more he watched, the more he felt that his guess was correct.

As Chu Ze's friend for many years, Han Xiao knows this guy well!

And I have a friend...

False, it must be false!

This so-called "that friend" must be Chu Ze himself!

After clarifying his thoughts, Han Xiao also became serious.

Since Brother Da Chu came to consult in the name of a friend, he must still lose face, so I am ashamed to ask by myself.

If that's the case, he just cooperates.

Thinking about Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze's unusual behavior since last night, Han Xiao sat up straight with a serious expression.

"Okay, Brother Da Chu, you ask."

Han Xiao picked up the teacup while talking.

He sipped his tea like an old Chinese doctor, and spoke in a deep voice.

"You...cough, your friend, what kind of emotional problems did he encounter?"

Chu Ze, who was concentrating on his words, did not notice Han Xiao's slip of the tongue.

Bathed in Han Xiao's extremely concerned eyes, Chu Ze frowned and thought for a long time before slowly opening his mouth with a hesitant expression.

"That's right, my friend..."

As if unable to speak, Chu Ze got stuck on the word "he" for a long time, and never continued.

Knowing that one should not be in a hurry at such a time and wait for the consultant to reveal his heart, so Han Xiao held his teacup and waited patiently while drinking tea.

Under his encouraging eyes, Chu Ze let out a sigh of relief, and finally opened his mouth slowly.

"He felt like he was cheating."

"Pfft...cough cough cough cough!!!"

A mouthful of tea water was sprayed out, and Han Xiao was almost choked to death by the tea water.

"……What the hell!??"

His voice was raised by more than an octave in an instant, Han Xiao jumped up from the chair, and looked at Chu Ze with shock and disbelief in his eyes.

"Who did you say cheated???!"

Cheating...?

Cheating! ! ?

Han Xiao stood on the spot with an uncontrollable expression, and he was so shocked that he could fly up in the next second.

Oh my god, Brother Da Chu just said that he cheated? ?

In his mind, the image of his discussion with Shi Hanyi last night resurfaced again.

Thinking about the way he was patting his chest and vowing to keep Chu Ze's feelings pure, Han Xiao was in a trance for a while.

Fortunately, he had promised Brother Xiao last night that Brother Da Chu had no second thoughts about him.

As a result, the next day, the other party came and slapped him in the face by himself!

Recalling what the two discussed last night, Han Xiao paused for a moment, his expression becoming more frightened.

No, wait, boy!

Han Xiao's pupils slowly trembled.

Were they talking about Bai Yueguang last night?

So he, Brother Chu, has always had someone in his heart for so many years, not only cheating on the marriage, but now he is directly cheating on the marriage! ? ?

...Is it such a punishment!

Han Xiao was numb.

Judging from his previous behavior, Brother Chu, he is not the kind of person who would do such a thing! ! !

Han Xiao fell back onto the chair weakly, his expression twisted after his Sanguan had been baptized.

And when he was still in shock, Chu Ze, who was sitting opposite him, spoke with difficulty.

"Didn't I tell you, it's me, cough, a friend of mine."

"..."

Han Xiao was speechless for a moment.

Brother, your acting skills are terrible.

Seeing Chu Ze's unapologetic appearance, Han Xiao closed his eyes in pain, unwilling to accept the fact that Brother Chu, whom he had admired since childhood, was actually a scumbag.

"How did you cheat..."

Han Xiao struggled to sit up straight from the chair, determined to find out if there was any misunderstanding.

What if!

What if he, Brother Da Chu, is a pure and innocent man in terms of feelings, and he would scare himself into making a mistake!

Han Xiao tried to comfort himself.

Under his expectant eyes, Chu Ze pondered for a moment, and then spoke, which was a fatal blow.

"That friend of mine, he has Bai Yueguang, whom he has loved since childhood..."

... it's over.

Barbie Q.

Han Xiao's mentality exploded instantly.

Brother Chu, cheating is real!

By the way, he also hammered Bai Yueguang's matter together!

Thinking of Shi Hanyi's "vicissitudes" look of "you are still young, you are too simple, you don't understand" last night, Han Xiao, who had filled his mind with a 180 million-word dog-blood novel, burst into tears.

Woohoo, Brother Big Chu, which little goblin seduced you!

Not worth it!

You look back at Brother Xiao who has been silently guarding you from behind! !

The prodigal son will not change his money back! ! !

He ate dog food for so long and had such a beautiful love, be!

woo woo woo...

Han Xiao cried out loudly, and Chu Ze, who had finally built up his emotions through crying, was very confused.

He was in such a dilemma and didn't cry aloud. What sad thing did this guy think of to cry like this?

Chu Ze took out a tissue and handed it to Han Xiao.

Seeing Han Xiao crying miserably, Chu Ze, who came to emotional counseling and came up to tell the master that he was crying, was extremely at a loss.

"Don't cry," Chu Ze said hesitantly as he patted Han Xiao on the shoulder.

"Be more open?"

"Woo... hiccup... woo woo..."

Responding to him was Han Xiao's pathetic cry, which made Hiccup cry.

Chu Ze put his hands together and sat on the chair with a blank expression on his face. He didn't want to say anything now, and his brain hurt from Han Xiao's crying.

After a while, the emotions on the top gradually subsided, and Han Xiao, who remembered the business, shed tears and looked at Chu Ze with red eyes.

"Come on, let's continue. You have Bai Yueguang, who you have loved since childhood, and then what?"

"...It's my friend, not me."

Chu Ze carefully maintains the character setting of "I have a friend".

"All right, all right, your friend."

Han Xiao, whose mentality was broken, gritted his teeth and couldn't wait to hear what was going on.

"My friend has a Bai Yueguang who he has liked since he was a child, and later Bai Yueguang went abroad."

Chu Ze opened his mouth expressionlessly, but he paused for a moment, but he still didn't reveal the double relationship between him and Shi Hanyi who agreed to marry.

"Under the circumstances, he temporarily married another person."

……Ok? ? ?

Hearing this, Han Xiao, who was analyzing word by word, was shocked.

What does it mean to be married temporarily, and there are some mistakes...?

After substituting the miserable scene of Chu Ze being urged to marry by his family every day, Han Xiao had an instant epiphany.

so……

Brother Da Chu first married Brother Xiao, just to avoid the forced marriage at home? ? ?

Han Xiao's pupils trembled when he was thinking crookedly.

It’s really you, Big Brother Chu, in order to avoid the marriage urge, you can come up with such a ghostly idea!

Han Xiao sighed in shock and melancholy.

There is no need for Chu Ze to continue talking, he can guess what happened next.

It's nothing more than his brother Big Chu fell in love with his little brother for a long time, and later fell in love with him.

But cheating... what's going on?

Facing Han Xiao's doubts, Chu Ze frowned and spoke in a low voice.

"Cheating...it's just cheating, what else can it be?"

Chu Ze lowered his eyelids, depressed and blamed himself.

"Spiritual derailment, don't you know? This is a double betrayal of me."

Han Xiao: "...???"

The moment the words "spiritual derailment" came out of Chu Ze's mouth, Han Xiao, who was sitting on the chair, was stunned.

He thought carefully about Chu Ze's speech just now, and after confirming that what Chu Ze said was indeed mental derailment.

Han Xiao wiped his face. For a moment, he felt that his spirit was slightly numb under the influence of the extremely fluctuating and jumping up and down emotions.

Good guy, good guy!

In just a few minutes, Han Xiao, who had been shocked for the first time without knowing how many times, called out in his heart what a guy.

He thought that Brother Big Chu had made a mistake for a while, and had done some illegal money-sex transaction!

In the end, after arguing with him here for a long time, he just cheated mentally? ?

That's it, that's it? ? !

Han Xiao collapsed and covered his face.

He is not saying that mental infidelity is not serious, nor is he saying that spiritual infidelity can be forgiven.

It's really his big Chu brother's situation, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a mental cheating, okay?

Han Xiao took a deep breath.

He finally understood that he, the wise and invincible big Chu brother in the mall, is just a pure newcomer and a blank slate in terms of feelings.

With this guy's naive appearance, I feel that this matter of mental derailment is probably an oolong!

Patting his face, which was heated up due to over-excited emotions, Han Xiao straightened his back, feeling for a moment that he was shouldering an incomparably heavy responsibility.

Whether Brother Da Chu and Brother Xiao can reconcile, and whether the oolong between the two can be eliminated depends on his subsequent mediation and performance!

Watch him save the world!

Han Xiao took a deep breath and watched Chu Ze speak in a deep voice.

"Brother Chu, you...I mean your friend, what do you think of Bai Yueguang?"

Liked since childhood?

Doesn't he remember this person? ?

Let alone when he was a child, even when he grows up, Brother Da Chu will be more lively and special in front of Brother Xiao.

After searching for a long time in the memory, Han Xiao, who did not pick up the corresponding person, looked confused.

Could it be that he, Brother Chu, is an online dater?

No way, I have been dating online since I was a child, and now I can still be this naive...?

Brother Da Chu, an "elderly man" with 2G Internet access, was he so trendy when he was a child? ?

The more Han Xiao thought about it, the more something went wrong.

Under his dazed and puzzled eyes, Chu Ze thought for a moment.

What do you think of Bai Yueguang...

Chu Ze spoke calmly.

"I, cough, I mean my friend, I often get the strength to work hard from him Bai Yueguang."

Han Xiao: "...?"

Han Xiao faintly felt something was wrong.

"He Bai Yueguang is a very good person, loves to learn, is positive, and is very sunny.

My... my friend was often unhappy when he was a child. When he was unhappy, he would think about Bai Yueguang, and he would be inspired and then gain the motivation to move forward. "

Han Xiao: "...??"

The feeling that something was wrong in Han Xiao's heart became stronger and stronger.

"Including after growing up, whenever you encounter any difficulties at work or feel depressed,

Thinking of Bai Yueguang's bright smile, he would feel better, and then let go of the negative emotions in his heart and continue to work hard. "

Han Xiao: "...???"

Han Xiao, who had confirmed the facts, had a distorted expression.

Just when the question marks were popping up above Han Xiao's head, Chu Ze, who sat opposite him and finished his self-reported mood, was already very depressed and sad.

"So look, is my friend still alive?"

Chu Ze looked at Han Xiao with hope in his eyes. He looked devout like a little fat sheep who had been dizzy by fooling him. He was looking at the Jianghu leader who claimed to cure all diseases.

"My friend told me that if possible..." Chu Ze stopped silently.

He sat on the chair for a long time, but he couldn't say the word "like" out of his mouth.

So he put it another way, his ears were red hot, and his expression was tense.

"He wants to stay with his partner."

Chu Ze specifically added, "Under the condition of not cheating."

Han Xiao: "..."

This is so...

Han Xiao, who had never seen such an outrageous situation, felt that at this moment, he felt as if he stepped on a switch while being soaked all over his body—he was numb, okay!

"Brother Chu, it's like this..."

Crushed and rubbed his face a few times, Han Xiao, who had successfully guessed who "White Moonlight" was, took a deep breath, his expression numb and distorted.

"Generally we don't call this kind of behavior liking," he said blankly, "we generally call it chasing stars."

Derailed! Derailed! Derailed!

Whose mental derailment is like this! !

It's funny! ! !

Han Xiao's mentality collapsed again and again.

If he didn't know that Chu Ze couldn't be that kind of person, Han Xiao even wondered if Chu Ze came to punish him on purpose.

Is this a new way you came up with to persecute single dogs?

Hateful couple dogs! ! !

On the other side of him, after listening to Han Xiao's words, Chu Ze's pupils trembled violently, and the fright he received was obviously no less frightening than Han Xiao's.

"Chasing stars...?"

A look of confusion appeared on Chu Ze's handsome face.

"Then I am also a star chaser for Shi Hanyi??"

Chu Ze was so startled that his voice trembled slightly.

No, he felt that he still despised Shi Hanyi, a little bastard...

Unexpectedly, in his subconscious mind, he actually regarded Shi Hanyi as his idol! ? ? ?

Chu Ze's pupils trembled slowly, and his head was stunned.

It doesn't feel like it!

"……What?????"

Opposite Chu Ze, after listening to Chu Ze's new understanding of feelings, Han Xiao's expression twisted instantly.

No, why can't I explain it! !

With a crooked mouth and squinting eyes, he twitched the facial features on his face. Under Chu Ze's shocked gaze, which was hesitant to speak, Han Xiao, who was about to be driven crazy, got up and went down to the ground, and slapped a set of martial arts into the air. fist.

What the hell... what the hell! ! !

Han Xiao swears in his heart.

He was wrong, just now he was wrong.

He shouldn't have those "deliberately harming him" thoughts and misunderstandings about his Big Chu brother.

Is he, brother Chu, that kind of evil-hearted person?

Brother Da Chu is really naive! ! ! ! !

"Ahhh" roared and finished a set of military boxing, in Chu Ze's worried eyes of "Are you okay, are you sick?", Han Xiao raised his head while holding the warmed tea. 'He drank it dry in one gulp.

"I'll just tell you that!"

Duang smashed the teacup on the table, Han Xiao wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, the expression on his face was full of extreme hysteria and madness.

"Come on, follow my train of thought, don't understand it yourself, don't think about other things by yourself, just follow my train of thought!"

Han Xiao gritted his teeth and said word by word.

"Now, let's assume!"

"Suppose Bai Yue... Bai Yueguang has a partner, and he is getting married! What are you going to do??"

"How to do?"

Chu Ze was stunned.

"I'll just... send him my most sincere wishes?"

Thinking of the intangible help these years, Chu Ze, who had already been infected by Shi Hanyi, paused, and said in a down-to-earth manner.

"And then give him a big red envelope?"

"Hey!"

Han Xiao clapped his hands when he got the result.

"Look at the result, won't it come out!"

"Brother, trust me, you don't like Bai Yue!!"

...How did the result come out?

Not wait? ?

Chu Ze's pupils trembled when he realized Han Xiao's subject question.

"It's not me, it's my friend!"

Chu Ze bit the bullet and wanted to cover up.

"My friend's matter, Guan Baiyue's matter, we are just normal friends, don't talk nonsense."

...I know you are just normal friends.

Add another idol at most.

Han Xiao rolled his eyes madly.

"It does not matter!"

With a big wave of his hand, he signaled Chu Ze to follow his own way of thinking.

"Then it's Brother Xiao, suppose Brother Xiao has someone he likes and wants to get married..."

"no!"

Before Han Xiao could finish speaking, Chu Ze frowned instantly.

"Isn't he the one with me?"

Humming and humming for a long time, in Han Xiao's expectant gaze of "can you cheat me?", Chu Ze said righteously.

"Bigamy is illegal!"

"..."

Han Xiao was numb.

"...Look!"

Han Xiao clapped his hands and spit out the dog food expressionlessly.

"Now do you realize the difference in your feelings towards Brother Xiao and Brother Bai Yue?"

"What Bai Yue..." Chu Ze wanted to save face, "It's my friend..."

"Yes, it's your friend."

Han Xiao's expression was numb.

"Then your friend understands now?"

Chu Ze paused.

"I should have understood...cough..."

Realizing that he was gradually being led astray by Han Xiao, Chu Ze hurriedly put on the vest that had been dropped.

"That is to say, my friend doesn't like Bai Yueguang, but only likes his partner?"

"Yes, yes, yes," Han Xiao got up, and walked out of Chu Ze's office with his notebook and documents.

"Your friend doesn't like Bai Yueguang, he only loves him."

"I wish your friend and your friend's partner a happy life together, and don't consult me ​​with similar (mentally handicapped) problems in the future, crab crab!!!"

This is so...

Bang Dang slammed the door of Chu Ze's office. He didn't expect to be able to eat dog food like this. Han Xiao, who had already eaten dog food and was about to eat Yue, had a distorted expression.

Promise me, stop persecuting single dogs, okay!

Why are single dogs always the ones who get hurt? When will this world be kinder to single dogs! ! !

The distorted gaze of a single dog.jpg!

The author has something to say:

Only the world where Xiao Han was injured was successfully achieved!

Let's give warm applause to Mr. Han who sacrificed himself to save others!

Thank you Xiaohan, the little couple is amazing because of you! [dog head]