Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

At the entrance of the Chu residence, Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze stared sharply at Han Xiao, or at the pair of disposable slippers in his hand.

Bathed in the scorching eyes of the two, Han Xiao, who was holding a disposable slipper in his hand, froze on the spot, not knowing what to do for a while.

What's the matter, why are you staring at him like this.

With such a serious look, did he get the disposable slippers for Qianlong, a relic of the Qing Dynasty...

Han Xiao's eyes widened in disbelief.

Could it be that this unremarkable, cheap disposable trailer that looks like it was accidentally installed from a hotel is still an unattractive historical relic? ?

Can't! !

Han Xiao, who was stared tremblingly, had an idea.

Could it be that……?

The posture of his hands changed from carrying to holding, Han Xiao looked at Chu Ze, and cautiously opened his mouth to test.

"……family heirloom?"

Not so much! ?

Han Xiao is going to be stupid for holding slippers.

No matter how you look at it, it is just a very ordinary hotel slippers!

"...What a family heirloom."

On the porch steps, Chu Ze was speechless by Han Xiao's miraculous brain circuit.

Day by day, he learned from Shi Hanyi and broke down.

Glancing at Han Xiao with disgust, Chu Ze reached forward with a natural movement and a calm expression, and slapped Han Xiao vigorously on the shoulder.

"Let's not talk about that, good brother, it's not good for you to wear this as a guest."

"Wear this!"

Pulling out the spare green dinosaur slippers on the upper door of the shoe cabinet, Chu Ze tried hard to sell them with a calm expression.

"This one is much better to wear than the one in your hand!"

Comfortable, soft and skin-friendly fabric!

"...?"

Han Xiao felt more and more wrong.

He looked at Chu Ze, who had bright eyes and was extremely enthusiastic towards him, and then looked at Shi Hanyi beside Chu Ze who had the same expression as him.

For a moment, Han Xiao only felt like a silly rabbit who accidentally fell into the wolf's den, and everything around him was filled with danger and strangeness.

what happened……

Han Xiao didn't understand very much.

He just went on a business trip, why did the whole world change after he came back!

Under the warning of the sixth sense in his heart, Han Xiao moved his steps a little bit, and his tall body slowly moved towards the door behind him.

At this moment, Han Xiao really wanted to run away.

"Don't try to take the opportunity to sell your slippers!"

At this moment, Shi Hanyi slapped Chu Ze's hand that was about to move.

He blinked and looked at Han Xiao with a friendly and kind expression.

With an enthusiastic posture like a small stall peddler and his peers grabbing business, Shi Hanyi first shot Han Xiao firmly like lightning, and then stepped forward to sell.

"Don't listen to him, those dinosaur slippers are so ugly, they are still green, if you want to wear them, you can wear rabbit slippers!"

Holding up the clean and spare rabbit, Shi Hanyi enthusiastically introduced it to Han Xiao.

"Look, how cute is the white pink one, and it has ears!!!"

Give me, give me your disposable slippers!

Shi Hanyi's fiery gaze was like a scrolling bullet screen.

I've had enough of these damn kawaii girly slippers! ! !

Han Xiao: "..."

Being pinched between Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze, one left and one right, Han Xiao couldn't help being stunned when he saw their serious posture like a mirror.

In the next second, as if thunder pierced through the clouds, and lightning tore through the darkness, Han Xiao shivered, and his whole body was instantly enlightened.

"hiss……"

Slowly widening his eyes, Han Xiao thought in shock and disbelief.

Could it be that……

These two guys are arguing over whose slippers look better! ?

Can't! ? ?

Han Xiao people are all stupid.

If it's really because of this, these two people are so naive! ? ?

While Han Xiao was in shock, Chu Ze, who was standing beside Shi Hanyi, savored Shi Hanyi's slapping just now, and reacted belatedly.

"...Shi Hanyi!"

Frowning his brows and whispering Shi Hanyi's name, Chu Ze gritted his teeth and spoke.

"You said my slippers are ugly!??"

Chu Ze narrowed his eyes and looked at Shi Hanyi aggressively.

You know, Shi Hanyi picked his slippers for him.

At the beginning, this little scumbag patted his chest and strongly recommended this, and vowed to praise the green ugly dragon slippers to the sky.

It turns out that it's better now, and I said I slipped my mouth!

This pair of slippers was indeed a trap that Shi Hanyi deliberately tricked him into! !

"Ah."

Finally catching Shi Hanyi's little tail, Chu Ze couldn't wait to put on a wicked face.

He straightened his back, looked down at Shi Hanyi condescendingly, and smiled coldly.

He couldn't stand being fed green vegetables by this guy these days.

Now, finally, let him catch the handle!

Chu Ze lowered his eyes, and his handsome face was filled with the comfort of revenge.

You are finished, let me tell you! !

Wait for your wages to be deducted! ! !

"...!!!"

The threat of wage deductions was clearly read from Chu Ze's face, and Shi Hanyi, who was turning into a little salesman and trying to sell his silly rabbit slippers, was instantly horrified.

Torn between deducting wages and saving face for a moment, Shi Hanyi decisively threw away his silly rabbit slippers without hesitation for half a second.

"No, you heard wrong."

Shi Hanyi changed his words on the spot.

"I'm clearly talking about your green ugly, cough, the green dinosaur slippers are mighty and domineering!"

In order to keep his salary, Shi Hanyi tearfully gave up the fight for the dignity slippers.

"Not to mention handsome, it's still green. It can be said that it is a perfect match with Xiao Han!"

Since he started working, Han Xiao's purple hair has been dyed back.

But with the previously flamboyant Sha Matt look, Shi Hanyi believes that he will definitely like the dull macaron green of the green ugly dragon slippers!

Shi Hanyi looked at Han Xiao confidently.

In his confident eyes, two question marks slowly appeared on the top of Han Xiao's darkened head.

What is it that he will definitely like green!

He's not a cuckold, okay? ! !

Egg sighed painfully, and Han Xiao, who was still standing at the door and had not been able to enter the door so far, was very melancholy.

When he was young, his elder brother's words were really heart-stopping as always...

So, just like that, under Shi Hanyi's tearful retreat, under Chu Ze's confident eyes.

Han Xiao firmly declined Chu Ze's green dinosaur slippers, and stepped on the disposable slippers that had just been taken apart on the floor.

"..."

The moment Han Xiao stepped on it, Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze's eyes instantly regretted.

Looking at their regretful eyes, Han Xiao, who was still standing at the door, smiled triumphantly.

Look, let him guess right, these two guys are really playing the childish game of "whose slippers are more popular"!

How big a person is, not childish!

While complaining, Han Xiao followed Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze into the house.

He praised his wit in his heart.

The question of choosing between death and death like this is to break the shackles of the routine and jump out of the shackles to answer the question.

It's safest not to choose any of them, the young couple is at odds, and he, a single dog, has nothing to do with standing in line.

If you want him to say that the green dinosaur and the pink rabbit are a natural couple, it is recommended that the two of them lock up with Meimei directly, and don't make things difficult for him, a single dog who came here for dinner!

Han Xiao happily sat down at the dining table.

After a while, seeing Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze walking towards the kitchen together, Han Xiao, who reacted, slapped his thigh and got up enthusiastically.

"Wait for me, I'll help you serve the dishes together."

"...No need," Chu Ze turned his head instantly upon hearing this.

"Just sit down, I'll come!"

This guy hasn't washed his hands after entering the door, how can he serve the noble meat dishes that he will finally eat tonight!

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Watching the two people leave, Han Xiao, who didn't realize that he was disgusted, sat on the chair, feeling extremely embarrassed.

Obviously still quarreling and fighting coldly, serving a dish and still being so xenophobic, insisting on two people together.

Han Chigua Xiao shook his head with emotion.

Little couple!

tsk tsk!

After Han Xiao finished washing his hands, all the dinner on the table had been served.

I don't know if it was Han Xiao's illusion, but when he was eating, he always felt that the atmosphere was even weirder.

The breath of a good harvest reverberated in this small world, and the faces of Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze were full of joy and devotion that "after 800 years of vegetarians, I finally ate meat".

Adhering to the belief that "if you miss this village, there will be no store here", with the thought of "one more bite is one bite", "maybe this will be the last normal dinner this year".

Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze exploded their hand speed and entered the arena with their chopsticks in hand.

With their elegant and calm postures, together with their inexplicable speed, they taught the young single dog Xiao Han a hard lesson.

Han Xiao: "...???"

I witnessed with my own eyes how the plate of beef in front of me disappeared quickly with a 'swish' at an outrageous speed.

The irritated Han Xiao took the chopsticks and quickly joined the food grabbing army, while trying his best to grab the rice, but he couldn't grab it so anxiously that he wanted to scream.

This is not reasonable!

Han Xiao was in a hurry.

For the sake of speed, he didn't care about his demeanor. No matter how he calculated, he still couldn't compete with the two people who were eating gracefully over there!

I don't understand .jpg!

The figure of Han Xiao entering the battlefield stimulated Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze, prompting them to further speed up their already fast swinging chopsticks.

On the other hand, the acceleration of Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze also stimulated Han Xiao who hadn't eaten much to be completely anxious.

Don’t be in a hurry, the two of them were driving as hard as they ate, and Han Xiao even had the illusion that he was in a trance——

If this meal wasn't enough, these two guys wouldn't set him on fire in a second, right? ?

For a while, a group of people buried their heads and grilled the rice together in silence.

With the strength of the three of them, they forced themselves into this well-off society, eating the posture of the great famine in the year of calamity.

After a flustered meal, Han Xiao leaned on the chair like a boneless one.

He stared at the void out of focus, feeling very melancholy.

He doesn't understand, they have a president, a president and his partner, plus him as the vice president, it's just a meal, how can they eat like this? ?

Should not be! !

Han Xiao slumped on the chair sadly.

In front of him, the pair of dogs and men who succeeded in grabbing food were sitting together, happily clearing away the dishes on the table.

On the other side of them, Han, who barely had enough after exhausting all his efforts, was quietly flowing in his heart.

Damn!

Han Xiao gritted his teeth and clenched his fists.

When he goes back, he will practice his eating speed hard!

Isn't it just grabbing food...

When we have dinner together next time, he will definitely not give up in grabbing the meal! !

After dinner, Shi Hanyi got up and went to the kitchen to wash the fruit.

The sound of running water rattled in the kitchen.

While Shi Hanyi was standing in the kitchen and couldn't hear the movement outside clearly, Chu Ze straightened his back and carefully pulled Han Xiao.

"Jianghu emergency!"

He signaled Han Xiao not to make too much noise, so as not to attract Shi Hanyi's attention, while lowering his voice, he asked with a calm expression.

"Didn't you brag to me before that you are a master of emotions?"

Han Xiao: "...?"

Han Xiao exploded instantly.

What is bragging! ?

He is obviously very powerful!

Han Xiao raised his eyebrows angrily.

What's going on with Big Chu, you're so dishonest when you come to him to analyze your relationship issues...

"Give me two tricks, I feel like the two of us can't make it through."

Han Xiao: "??!!!"

Han Xiao rolled half of his mental activities and forcibly stopped.

Is it so serious! ? ?

Putting away his chaotic mentality, Han Xiao became serious.

"It shouldn't be..."

After careful analysis in his heart for a moment, Han Xiao spoke hesitantly.

Judging by Brother Xiao's appearance tonight, it doesn't look like he has any plans to break up and divorce.

"As for."

Chu Ze nodded in pain.

Why not, this is too much.

He's not a real rabbit, and if Shi Hanyi feeds him with green leaves every day, it's no exaggeration to say that he will really be fed to death!

Chu Ze took a deep breath.

He looked at Han Xiao with a serious expression, his eyes were solemn and his manner was desolate.

For the sake of our brothers...

Rivers and lakes emergency ah!

The author has something to say:

Mr. Chu (gritting his teeth): I can't live a day of eating vegetables! !

Xiao Han (shocked face):! ! !