Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

On the dinner table in the Chu residence, Chu Ze was gnawing on a white radish with hatred.

It has to be said that Shi Hanyi is really ruthless.

In order to retaliate against him, the guy served white radish as a side dish for dinner tonight.

Stir-fried meat with white radish, soup with white radish, even fried vegetarian meatballs, the shredded vegetables wrapped in noodles are also white radish!

Looking around, the table is full of white radishes, and no one is spared.

Chu Ze bit into the radish meatball bitterly, unable to figure it out.

Logically speaking, this meatball should have been fried yesterday.

How could it be such a coincidence that they ran into Shi Hanyi's Carrot Banquet!

Chu Ze ate dinner expressionlessly. Under the strong hint of psychological effects, he now felt that everything he ate tasted like carrots.

For a moment, Chu Ze, who was surrounded by radishes, was in a trance.

He picked up a chopstick of shredded pickled radish and pickled cabbage, and swallowed it with a frown.

The strong smell of radish came over, and Chu Ze felt that he was like a big rabbit that had grown up.

... The problem is that the rabbit is not fed like this after it has become a sperm! ?

Shi Hanyi, this little scumbag, is really amazing in his work!

After struggling to finish the dinner, the disheveled Chu Ze sat on the sofa, staring blankly at Shi Hanyi in a daze.

He looked at Shi Hanyi sitting opposite him, eating potato chips, looking delicious, and wanted to rub his mouth for a moment.

But after seeing clearly that Shi Hanyi was eating cucumber-flavored potato chips, Chu Ze withered instantly, unable to get excited.

Cucumber Chips...

Chu Ze was in a trance.

Why are there such anti-human potato chips.

After potato chips are made into cucumber flavor, they should taste similar to radishes, right?

Chu Ze, who felt that the whole world was white radish, closed his eyes in pain.

It is no exaggeration to say that Chu Ze felt that he had been pickled by the radish.

Not to mention the smell on his body, even his burps now smell like white radish.

After eating the radish feast all night, this guy can still eat this, his appetite is really good.

Looking at Shi Hanyi with emotion, in order to wash off the smell of radish on his body, Chu Ze simply went upstairs and prepared to start taking a bath in advance.

And the moment his figure disappeared from the corridor on the second floor, Shi Hanyi, who was pretending "the years are peaceful and the Buddha is beautiful" on the sofa, couldn't bear it anymore.

He breathed a sigh of relief, and put down the cucumber-flavored potato chips in disgust.

Picking out dried pork and shredded Dengying beef from the snack box, Shi Hanyi put them in his mouth contentedly.

For a moment, Shi Hanyi felt that he was redeemed from the smell of radish.

Alas, I don't know when this day will be the head.

Shi Hanyi picked up the heavy-flavored snacks in the snack box, and packed them all away like a squirrel in winter.

Before Chu Ze could react, Shi Hanyi, who was experienced in fighting, was already prepared for a long-term struggle.

Early the next morning, the slippers that Chu Ze ordered yesterday were delivered to his door.

Looking at the three pairs of white pink bunny slippers full of cuteness and kawaii;

Look at the fierce and cute green dinosaur full of cute cartoon atmosphere next to the rabbit slippers,

Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze frowned, the expressions on their faces masked with pain.

Chu Ze signed for the order with a dark face, and then watched the courier brother leave in silence.

He turned around and found that while he was signing for the receipt, Shi Hanyi had packed up the slippers on the ground and was secretly trying to stuff them into the shoe cabinet.

"...Shi Hanyi!"

Seeing this, Chu Ze's face darkened suddenly.

It was rare for him to catch Shi Hanyi's small movements, Chu Ze hurriedly strode to Shi Hanyi's side.

He looked down at Shi Hanyi condescendingly, his thick black eyebrows raised slightly triumphantly.

"what are you doing!"

"...Report to Mr. Chu, I'm packing up."

Shi Hanyi resisted the desire to roll his eyes, and sighed.

He didn't understand why Chu Ze got into a fight with him.

Let him hide the things secretly, and then we all pretend that nothing happened, and put on the slippers that normal people should wear together, can't we? ?

Can't get everything back on track! ? ?

Shi Hanyi frowned, and looked at Chu Ze very puzzled.

Just want to wear green slippers?

Or is it that besides his love for sweets, this guy also has some little-known little hobbies in cuteness? ?

The more Shi Hanyi thought about it, the more he felt it made sense, he felt that he was wronged to the extreme.

If you want to wear it, just say you want to wear it, I will not laugh at you!

Why drag him to wear silly rabbit slippers together, this is really not in his aesthetic zone! !

Chu Ze: "..."

Facing Shi Hanyi's strange and accusing gaze, Chu Ze, who didn't know what he was thinking, but knew that it was definitely not a good thing, frowned fiercely.

He didn't accept, or rather comprehend, Shi Hanyi's subtle trick of summing up.

Directly ignoring the small white flag of peace handed over by Shi Hanyi, Chu Ze looked sharply at the cute slippers in Shi Hanyi's hand that had not yet been sold.

"What are you hiding?"

Chu Ze said dissatisfied.

"How can you wear it if you hide it?"

Everyone else has already thrown them away, and Shi Hanyi has to wear these shoes after buying them back!

Shi Hanyi: "..."

Seeing that Chu Ze was going to fight him to the end, Shi Hanyi, who was still hesitating whether to bow his head and reconcile with Chu Ze, and the two of them sold the cute slippers they had just bought, completely gave up on the unrealistic in his heart fantasy.

"I wasn't hiding that, I was clearly helping Mr. Chu to take out your 'beloved little slippers'."

Shi Hanyi stood up straight and sneered, emphasizing certain points while speaking.

Then he threw the shoes to Chu Ze's feet with a 'swoosh', looked at Chu Ze and said seriously.

"The green one is especially suitable for you."

Chu Ze: "..."

Why does the green one match him? ?

Seeing this, he felt that Shi Hanyi had something in his words. Although he didn't know what the connotation was, but Chu Ze must be scolding him in connotation, he frowned fiercely.

He immediately opened the packaging bag of the pink slippers, and threw them at Shi Hanyi's feet with a sneer and said very seriously.

"It's quite suitable, this rabbit is very similar to you."

Shi Hanyi: "...???"

rabbit?

That silly rabbit that looks silly and smiles so stupid?

like him? ? ?

When Chu Ze felt that he was scolding him metaphorically, Shi Hanyi became even angrier.

Yes, Mr. Chu, you used to be such an upright person, but now you can even use metaphors to swear!

As expected of the overlord, you learn things really fast! ! !

In this way, amidst the hypocritical compliments and "enthusiastic" compliments between the two, the three pairs of slippers successfully settled in the Chu residence.

Not only successfully lived in the shoe cabinet, but also became the only six survivors of slippers in the shoe cabinet.

That's right, Chu Ze knew that Shi Hanyi had a lot of fancy ideas, and knew that he couldn't beat him. In order to prevent Shi Hanyi from playing tricks, Chu Ze decided to go all out and find the rest of the slippers at home and throw them away.

Not only did he practice the cruel words he released yesterday, but he also completely cut off the possibility of Shi Hanyi exploiting the loopholes in his writing.

"hiss……"

Witnessed the whole process of Chu Ze throwing away all the slippers at home with arrogance.

At this moment, even the well-informed Shi Hanyi couldn't help being shocked by Chu Ze's cruelty.

Yesterday when he bought slippers, he logged into Chu Ze's account, so Shi Hanyi had a certain price for the slippers at home.

Seeing Chu Ze throwing away the four digits with a wave of his hand, Shi Hanyi disliked this prodigal toy in his heart, while his expression became completely solemn.

Terrible, one 2000 yuan of money is thrown away...

Nestled on the leather sofa in Chu Ze's office with heartache, Shi Hanyi, who was used to using money to measure his determination, frowned and his eyes were heavy.

It seems that Chu Ze is really with him this time!

Frowning his eyebrows and sighing, Shi Hanyi thought baldly.

It seems to be ready for a long battle!

At noon, in the president's office of the Chu Building.

Chu Ze, who spent the whole morning staring at Shi Hanyi and reminding him to be more serious one hundred and eight times, had a calm and proud expression.

It seems that this time, he is slightly better.

Thinking of the little angry look that Shi Hanyi gave him before going out with the lunch box, Chu Ze couldn't help but straighten his back, a charming smile appeared on his handsome and stern face.

Hey, cool!

This is his hard-won second victory...

"Snapped--"

Before Chu Ze could finish blowing the trumpet of inner victory, the door of his office was pushed open from the outside.

Watching Shi Hanyi walk in murderously carrying a box of lunch.

Chu Ze, who already regarded himself as a winner, gave him a tolerant look, and then opened the lunch box calmly.

The fine moisture diffused, revealing the lunch hidden in the box.

Looking at the large expanse of green in the box lunch, the arc of Chu Ze's lips froze suddenly.

"...???"

He knew that Shi Hanyi had been exchanging lunch boxes between the two of them these two days, but it was too much to change to this extent, right? ?

Chu Ze raised his eyes in disbelief, and looked at Shi Hanyi's boxed lunch reproachfully.

To his surprise, the wildly different phenomenon he imagined did not appear.

Shi Hanyi's box lunch is also full of vegetables at this time.

[Come on, we will die together! ]

Anyway, he doesn't really hate eating vegetables!

Chu Ze: "..."

From Shi Hanyi's gaze, he successfully read the meaning of "both die together". Facing Shi Hanyi's vegetable attack, Chu Ze, who couldn't bear it any longer, paused for a moment, his voice trying to be tough.

"Didn't you agree not to eat cabbage?"

The stubborn Mr. Chu prepared the posture of deducting money in advance.

"Yeah, this is not cabbage."

Shi Hanyi looked at Chu Ze with a look of "I'm afraid you are not a fool", and then said with a tolerant expression.

"This is obviously green vegetable lettuce and Chinese cabbage."

"..."

Chu Ze's face turned green.

Chu Ze frowned after finishing the vegetable stew and fried diced meat with hatred, and worked overtime that night until 10:30 in the evening.

The moment the overtime work ended, Shi Hanyi walked out of the office door in a trance.

He was about to throw up from playing with his mobile phone, his face was pale, his footsteps were sloppy, and his desolate expression was mixed with a bit of vengeance.

After a short recuperation in the car, Shi Hanyi returned home without saying a word, rushed to the kitchen and cooked a pot of carrot soup for Chu Ze.

Chu Ze: "..."

Damn it, tomorrow he has to work overtime until three o'clock in the morning!

Ever since, under the confrontation between the two who refused to admit defeat, this inexplicable and extremely naive war continued miraculously.

Before the Chu family was killed by his own internal friction, Han Xiao, who had finished his business trip, finally returned.

Just in time for lunch, the dusty and exhausted Han Xiao pushed open the door of the president's office.

"I'm back!"

He looked at Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze's boxed lunches with piercing eyes, and Han Xiao, who was determined to take a few bites, froze on the spot.

"Ah this..."

Seeing the green lunch box with nothing but vegetables, Han Xiao's pupils trembled, and he froze on the spot.

"Is our Chu family going bankrupt?"

He asked cautiously, with an unbelievable and dazed expression.

What's the situation, these two people have switched to vegetarianism? ? ?

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Mr. Han who was shocked (pupil quake): Is the Chu family so difficult now? ? ?I don't understand, but I was shocked.jpg