Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

On the first working day after the Lantern Festival holiday, the traffic in the aquarium was already scarce.

As a distinguished VIP customer who ordered the "Comfortable Travel Package", Shi Hanyi and his team were warmly received by the staff.

Under the leadership of the exclusive driver & butler, they first went to the sightseeing bus and chose a sightseeing bus as a substitute for the next itinerary.

On the way to the parking spot of the sightseeing car, Han Xiao was at the end hesitantly.

He looked ahead at the figures walking side by side.

One has an excited expression and the other has a calm face.

The atmosphere around them was lively and excited like elementary school students going out for an outing.

Excluded by the aura of the lover dog, Han Xiao, who still feels ashamed to come to the aquarium at such an age, let out a long sigh.

After capturing his movement, the photographer behind them raised their camera, clicked at him, and prepared to start shooting.

Seeing this, Han Xiao suddenly jumped to the side, and urgently made a stop gesture.

"You don't need to shoot me, just shoot them both!"

Seeing Han Xiao's resistance, the only little photographer who followed him smiled.

Then he rushed forward with the camera on his shoulders, and followed Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze with other teammates, chasing after them for a quick snap.

Han Xiao: "..."

Good guy, is the discrimination against single dogs already so strong these days? ?

Desolately wiped away the sad tears, Han Xiao looked up at the sky.

Looking at the blue sky and flowing clouds, for some reason, Han Xiao's heart suddenly moved slightly.

I always feel that Yao Mozi today is far more than that...

"..."

Can't! ?

Han Xiao, who came back to his senses, shivered.

He has never seen such a big scene...

Han Xiaodun stayed where he was, he was skeptical.

He couldn't believe it, could there be anything that could overwhelm his firm mind! ?

"Comrade Xiao Han—"

At this moment, in front of him, Shi Hanyi's voice calling him came faintly.

"You're falling behind—"

"Hey, here we come!"

Feeling the call, Han Xiao stepped forward courageously and followed the pace in front of him with big strides.

At the moment when he was trotting to catch up to the front, the voice from his big brother floated faintly in the wind.

"Don't call him, there is a position, he can't lose it."

Han Xiao: "..."

Han Xiao, who was ruthlessly disgusted as soon as he rushed over, was silent.

...Are you so emphatic about sex than friends?

Brother Da Chu, you are really my brother!

"Come on, come on."

Seeing Han Xiao finally following up, Shi Hanyi, who is kind-hearted and never abandons his teammates, waved joyfully to Han Xiao.

"Come pick a sightseeing bus!"

"okay!"

Han Xiao happily walked towards Shi Hanyi.

When passing by his expressionless Brother Chu, Han Xiao glanced at him faintly, deeply moved in his heart.

It's still a little brother.

O man!

But soon, Han Xiao couldn't feel emotional anymore.

The moment he arrived at the sightseeing car parking spot, Han Xiao stared at the childlike sightseeing cars in front of him, with resistance written all over his body.

"Wait a minute, brother, you are not going to pick from here, are you?"

This is a sightseeing car that only children can make! ?

Although it is very parent-child to go to the aquarium, it is not necessary to be so parent-child! !

Looking at the "little yellow croaker with big eyes and cute" in front of him, Han Xiao, who felt that he was already a mature man and had nothing to do with such childish things, was very desperate.

Look at the row next to it, Brother Xiao!

Smooth lines and simple colors, that is the sightseeing car that we iron-blooded real men should take!

"Yup!"

Under Han Xiao's expectant gaze, Shi Hanyi nodded without the slightest hesitation, taking it for granted that he didn't even look back at him.

"Mr. Chu, do you think the yellow car looks better or the blue one?"

Han Xiao: "..."

The cryptic protest was ignored, and Han Xiao was completely desperate.

In despair, Han Xiao cast his last hopeful eyes on Chu Ze.

He held his breath and looked at Chu Ze, as if watching the last firework in the dark night.

As a cold, indifferent, mature and stable overlord, you will reject him, Brother Chu!

Quickly show the majesty of your overlord of the Chu family, and tell this man who is in charge of this family!

In Han Xiao's eyes full of hope, Chu Ze nodded calmly while holding Shi Hanyi's unfinished glass water bottle.

"It's fine, depending on what you like, I think the yellow one is fine."

"..."

Han Xiao was completely desperate.

Damn it, he's been a tough guy for so long in front of his old lovers!

Today, it just collapsed! ! !

Under the eaves, Han Xiao, who had to bow his head, let out a long sigh.

You are willing to take such a Q-version kawaii sightseeing car...

Old Chu, you love him so much!

Under Han Xiao's sighing eyes, a group of people got on the 6-seat sightseeing bus and started to rush to the first scenic spot.

On the sightseeing car, Shi Hanyi, who was sitting side by side with Chu Ze, looked at the scenery outside the car, his peach blossom eyes were full of excitement.

"I look at the map of the park, and the next attraction sells special ice cream!"

Hearing this, Chu Ze looked down.

Seeing how he looked down, Shi Hanyi zoomed in on the picture on the phone screen.

He lifted the phone up cooperatively, his shining eyes full of excitement.

"Special ice cream in the shape of sea creatures! Two are on sale, shall we buy it?"

At this moment, in Chu Ze's vision.

Shi Hanyi's delicate face full of expectations, sparkling peach eyes, and the childlike ice cream placed beside his face, together they caused a fatal critical blow of up to [-] points to Chu Ze.

"……purchase!"

Rubbing against the base of the ears instantly became hot, subconsciously dodging Shi Hanyi's gaze.

Chu Ze, who was dizzy, sat up straight, and said in an overbearing manner.

"It's all covered, we'll buy one as well!"

"Great!!"

He just wanted to make a deal with him, but Shi Hanyi, who didn't expect Chu Ze to be so rich, was immediately shocked.

As expected of Mr. Chu!

Shi Hanyi looked at Chu Ze and thought very starry-eyed.

His words and deeds were indeed full of Tianliang Wang Po's arrogance!

Bathed in Shi Hanyi's starry eyes, Chu Ze, who was already dizzy, became even more dizzy.

He lowered his head and glanced at Shi Hanyi's cell phone, seeing that there was even a set menu for special ice cream, he immediately waved his hand and said arrogantly.

“One drink is the same!”

"Great!!!"

Han Xiao: "..."

Good guy!

Seeing this, Han Xiao, who witnessed the whole process of his good brother's dementia, was shocked.

The rumor that being in love lowers people's IQ is indeed true.

Unexpectedly, his wise and martial brother would have such a dizzy day!

Of course, the emotion is the emotion, and complaining in my heart does not hinder Han Xiao's true fragrance.

"Do you want to eat? Boss Chu bought it just now!"

Facing the special ice cream delivered by Shi Han Yihuan, Han Xiao hesitated for less than half a second before deciding that it was delicious.

"eat!"

Received the pink octopus ice cream with teeth and claws from Shi Hanyi's hand,

Han Xiao struggled for a while with questions such as "Why is the octopus made into powder", "Is he a bit of a bitch for a tough guy to eat pink ice cream?"

After a while, seeing Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze eating the small fish ice cream that looks like a couple, one left and one right, one yellow and one blue, Han Xiao completely let go of the burden of the character design.

Hey, come out to play, what are you thinking about so much!

Looking at the two figures who got together again in front of them, they seemed to be discussing something.

Han Xiao simply threw away the burden of his brain and image, holding up the pink octopus ice cream and barking happily.

Well, no wonder it has to be made pink, it turned out to be a dog food-flavored strawberry octopus!

What's wrong with pink?

He remembered that his brother Da Chu's box lunch was also pink.

In the eating area of ​​the ice cream shop, Han Xiao sat obliquely behind the pair of dogs and men, thinking wildly while eating dog food.

This shows what?

This shows that real men should eat pink!

While Han Xiao was in a daze, he saw Shi Hanyi holding up the paper map in his hand, smiling and saying something to Chu Ze.

Then in the next second, Han Xiao saw helplessly,

He is usually unsmiling, aloof and indifferent, Big Chu who laughs once is harder than killing a chicken,

She turned her head and smiled at Shi Hanyi!

Fuck! Groove!

Mom, the ten thousand-year-old iron tree is blooming! !

Han Xiao took out his mobile phone and subconsciously took a picture of the scene just now.

Looking at Chu Ze's indifferent edges and corners melting in the photo, and his plain but extremely real gentleness.

Han Xiao, who was eating ice cream just now, froze for a moment, and the ice cream in his mouth suddenly tasted bad.

Fuck! Groove!

There was another strong emotional sound. Han Xiao, who couldn't even taste the taste of ice cream for a while, felt numb all over.

This is the legendary young couple's amazing ability to hurt single dogs and output tons of magic - show affection!

Looking at the softness in Chu Ze's eyes, Han Xiao, who was almost blinded by the titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, vomited his soul and thought with tears streaming down his face in his heart.

Help, Mom, someone abused a dog here...

A single dog is also a person, but a single dog is not a real dog!

He's not a camera, don't pretend he doesn't exist! ! !

Han Xiao numbly took two mouthfuls of ice cream, raised his eyes and swept over there again.

This time, Chu Ze looked at Shi Hanyi with gentle eyes, but obviously restrained a lot.

Tsk, Mensao, Mensao...

Shaking his head with emotion, Han Xiao looked at the photo in his mobile photo album that was extremely unfriendly to single dogs.

He hesitated for a moment, but in the end, he still didn't delete it.

Forget it, he, Big Chu, is a person who is bored with everything, and it is rare to capture his emotional expression. The difficulty and luck are at least double S+.

Created a new album for this photo, and then dragged this album to the end of all the albums. After the operation, Han Xiao, who was out of sight and out of mind, heaved a sigh of relief.

He was going to send this photo to Chu Ze when he got back, and then make a good laugh about it.

Haha, I never imagined that you, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, will fall in love one day!

For the next half a day, Han Xiao spent a wonderful and beautiful day in the aquarium with his couple dog friends.

Longitudinal travel comfort service gift package, worthy of the high price tagged on it.

Shi Hanyi and the others not only have exclusive chartered cars in the park, but also provide full service. They also have exclusive VIP seats when watching theater performances, and they can even take photos with small animals.

The most important thing is that after purchasing the Changyou service package, all the items in the park have fast access!

Looking at the dark and gloomy entrance of the haunted house in front of him, Han Xiao, who was gearing up and determined to assist his good brother, gave a smirk, turned around and said in a lively manner.

"The haunted house is finally here!"

Although Han Xiao didn't know why there was such a ghostly thing as a haunted house in the aquarium.

But since it already exists, wouldn't it be a pity not to come here to play?

Where is the haunted house?

This is a must-play place for thousands of young couples to enhance their relationship!

Dark vision, eerie music... plus the haunted house staff who put on a show!

Hey hey hey, after sharing weal and woe, isn't it easy to increase the relationship?

"Little Han...Mr. Han?...Han Xiao!!"

"……ah!??"

Awakened by Shi Hanyi from the fantasy of God's assist, Han Xiao came back to his senses, turned his head and looked at the dog man behind him with concern.

"Are you ready, we'll go in when we're ready?"

"...Do you really want to go in?"

Shi Hanyi had a hesitant expression.

"It looks a little scary..."

What you want is scary!

Seeing Shi Hanyi's frightened look, Han Xiao raised his eyebrows excitedly, feeling that something was going on.

He tried his best to sell Amway to Shi Hanyi, but he didn't realize that there was also something wrong with Chu Ze's expression when he looked at the haunted house.

"...President Chu?"

Persuaded, Shi Hanyi looked at Chu Ze.

I don't know if it's because of the bad light in the haunted house, but Shi Hanyi always feels that Chu Ze's complexion is not very good.

"Do you want to play?"

Shi Hanyi frowned, his not so firm determination began to waver.

"Either forget it..."

"fine."

Looking at the dark entrance ahead, he glanced at Han Xiao behind Shi Hanyi, who was pulling the staff and talking furtively.

Knowing that Han Xiao was giving him a so-called "assist", Chu Ze withdrew his gaze from staring at the entrance of the haunted house, and said expressionlessly.

"fine."

He comforted Shi Hanyi softly, as if he was talking to himself.

"It's just a little dark."

"hold head high……"

Shi Hanyi gave him a suspicious look.

"Since you're not afraid, let's go play?"

In his last life, he stayed at home to save money until he was autistic. He never played haunted houses or anything.

Now Shi Hanyi is more concerned with anticipation and excitement than fear.

"Want to play?"

Seeing Shi Hanyi's expectant eyes, Chu Ze raised his brows lightly.

"of course."

He breathed a sigh of relief, and even extended an invitation to Shi Hanyi in a domineering manner.

"If you are afraid, you can hold my hand."

"I'm not afraid, okay!"

Hearing this, Shi Hanyi, who is both good and playful, raised his voice in an instant, his mouth was stiff.

"If you are afraid, you can hold my hand."

"...I'm most afraid, okay, don't bully the two brothers at the door."

Looking at the "ok" gesture given to him by the staff, Han Xiao, who knew that the communication inside had been completed, was overjoyed and began to push people inside.

"Since both of you are so brave, shall we go in directly?"

"……Can."

"...Okay, I'm fine!"

Watching the two Hanhans with the same hands and feet go in, Han Xiao, who was not planning to enter the haunted house with them at all, turned around and looked at the staff on the side.

"Are you sure it's okay?"

"Don't worry, you! Everything is ready inside!"

Leading Han Xiao to the lounge, the staff reported to him in a low voice.

"The difficulty of customs clearance has been reduced to the minimum, and the horror element has changed from stimulation to atmosphere."

"Isn't it just to match up young couples!"

The staff of the haunted house, who welcomed the reservation, were beaming with joy and promised a guarantee ticket.

"Don't worry, we are familiar with this job!"

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Han Old Father Xiao: Oh, my heart is broken for this family

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The first update and the second update will be at twelve noon tomorrow~