Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

Facing Shi Hanyi's shocking confession of "you are my sweetheart", Chu Ze, who has never seen internet jokes, was still a little shy.

sweetheart or something...

This is too frivolous!

He broke away expressionlessly from Shi Hanyi's hand that was holding him tightly, and the base of his ear was slightly hot.

"What nonsense are you talking about again?"

Is this guy motivated by the reward system? What's wrong with him?

... How can you say it is nonsense!

Facing Chu Ze's accusation of "stop talking nonsense", Shi Hanyi obviously disagreed.

Why is he talking nonsense.

Monthly salary 50w, annual salary 600w!

This is no longer the level of the employer, okay, this is his bullying! !

Thinking of his 600 million free annual salary, Shi Hanyi couldn't help but close his eyes excitedly.

He took a deep breath, and tears were about to flow from the corners of his eyes.

As an orphan in the previous life, and this poor little boy who is not an orphan is better than an orphan,

Shi Hanyi had no father + scumbag in two lifetimes, this was the first time he experienced the legendary warm fatherly love on a living person.

Woohoo, is this the feeling of being enveloped by the brilliance of father's love? Father's love is like a mountain, calm and heavy!

Wiping the corners of his eyes excitedly, Shi Hanyi looked at Chu Ze with emotion.

How could he be able to meet such a handsome and golden Bodhisattva.

Mr. Chu, what an atmosphere! ! !

Encouraged by the annual salary of 600 million, Shi Hanyi became energetic.

He got up, and first took a cup of warm pure water for Chu Ze.

Then he walked around behind Chu Ze, clenched his fists and gave Chu Ze a shoulder hammer.

"Is there anything you want to eat tonight?"

Shi Hanyi asked softly.

"You can tell me anything you want to eat, and I will make it for you."

While talking, Shi Hanyi paused.

Thinking about the "Michelin x-star" that appeared on the tables of overlords in the dog blood suspension drama, Shi Hanyi hesitated for a moment, with a resolute expression on his face.

"You can report it, if you don't know it, I can learn it!"

"..."

Chu Ze was taken aback by Shi Hanyi's sudden friendly attitude.

And when Chu Ze was thinking about what Shi Hanyi was up to, Shi Hanyi stood behind Chu Ze and gave him a slap on the shoulder.

Feeling the mellow force on his shoulders, listening to the muffled bang bang coming from his ears,

Chu Ze, whose shoulders were in pain from the hammer, sat on the sofa melancholy and wobbly.

Everything happened so fast that Chu Ze couldn't figure out why Shi Hanyi was motivated so hard and made progress suddenly.

He was still avenging his personal revenge publicly, using the excuse of hammering his shoulders to retaliate fiercely.

"Stop, stop, you first, stop!"

Shouting urgently to stop Shi Hanyi's little thoughtfulness, Chu Ze rubbed his sore shoulders from the hammer, with a vicissitudes on his face.

He doesn't understand.

Shi Hanyi obviously has such a small white face, how come his hands are so strong? !

Just now, when he didn't react, Shi Hanyi pressed him with a bang, bang, bang, hammer, didn't he hit his shoulder green? ?

Chu Ze sat on the sofa and moved his shoulders in a subtle way. Feeling the intense pain from his shoulders, his face turned black.

What's the situation.

The push article did not say that this will happen after the establishment of the incentive system!

Resisting the urge to tear off his collar to see if his shoulders were blackened or purple, Chu Ze sat on the sofa with a dark face, barely keeping his overlord's dignified face.

"Shi Hanyi!"

Chu Ze gritted his teeth and squeezed out Shi Hanyi's name from between his teeth.

"Hey! This and this!"

Shi Hanyi blinked his peachy eyes, and looked at Chu Ze beggingly.

Are you strong enough just now?

When it comes to hammer shoulders, he is a professional!

Seeing him so lively and cheerful, Chu Ze, who almost made him cry just now, twitched his eyelids when he was caught off guard, and frowned sharply.

"Be normal for me!"

Picking up the small notebook in his heart with no expression on his face, Chu Ze, who had never done this before, hesitated for a moment, and then made a strong note of Shi Hanyi in his heart.

unacceptable!

He had every reason to suspect that Shi Hanyi was just avenging his personal revenge!

After remembering the grudge, the pain in the shoulder gradually subsided, and Chu Ze's mood barely recovered.

Faced with Shi Hanyi's proud request to comment on the hammer shoulder service.

I don't know what the hell he's proud of, but Chu Ze thought for a moment knowing that he couldn't just admit shame.

He picked up the warm water that Shi Hanyi poured for him, took a sip, and then said with an inscrutable expression.

"It's a bit weak."

……what?

Hearing his dissatisfied comments, Shi Hanyi, who was very confident in his skills, was startled.

Should not be ah.

"Masters" like them who can knead dough and make pasta don't have too much strength in their hands.

And he had just received a raise, and he was in a state of excitement.

The prehistoric power in his body continued to erupt, and Shi Hanyi felt that he could go out and run around the neighborhood three times now!

Why is it less powerful?

Shi Hanyi couldn't figure it out.

He bowed his head, thinking seriously.

Recalling the hard (stiff) touch he felt on his hand when he hammered Chu Ze's shoulder just now, Shi Hanyi pondered for a moment, and his whole body was completely enlightened.

He got it.

It's not that his strength is too weak, it's that Chu Ze's requirements are too high.

What is this, this is the legendary clank and pride!

The kind necessary for the male lead in male video novels!

After thinking it over, Shi Hanyi was shocked.

Unexpectedly, Mr. Chu, as a heroine who is a female protagonist in ancient times, actually possesses magical skills that male protagonists only have.

Light up skill points across frequency, what a fearless spirit of learning and progress!

As expected of you, Mr. Chu!

It's amazing! !

In his heart, Shi Hanyi boasted about Chu Ze's mindlessness.

No matter what, the employer's request still needs to be resolved.

Seeing Chu Ze holding the cup and taking a sip from time to time, he looked cold and disdainful towards his service.

Shi Hanyi lowered his head, and thought hard about it.

"I made a mistake, Mr. Chu, because I didn't hammer my shoulders hard enough."

"If I remember correctly, there seems to be a gym on the second floor?"

"...???"

A very bad premonition suddenly appeared in Chu Ze's heart.

No, wait.

"What are you going to do..."

"President Chu, don't worry!"

Before Chu Ze could finish speaking, Shi Hanyi, who was sitting opposite Chu Ze with a reflective face, slammed his palm.

He looked at Chu Ze and said with a firm expression.

"I'm going to lift weights tonight!"

The strength is not enough, right? He will go to strengthen the training in a targeted manner!

Chu Ze: "???"

People from Chuze, who did not expect such outrageous development, were dumbfounded.

What the hell?

Shi Hanyi, are you going to lift weights? ?

After exercising, do you want to come over and give him a shoulder hammer? ? ?

After clarifying the logic, Chu Ze was instantly horrified.

"It's not necessary!"

As a handsome boss who keeps fit all year round and has eight-pack abs and a vest line, Chu Ze himself is also very powerful.

But no matter how powerful the fighting power is, people are still made of flesh.

As long as it's a piece of meat, it won't be able to stand up to Shi Hanyi, a scumbag who uses the strength of kneading dough to slam his body on him!

Seeing Shi Hanyi's serious face, Chu Ze was very melancholy.

He talked all kinds of things, but he finally calmed down Shi Hanyi and gave up the outrageous idea of ​​"stretching the iron to train his arm strength, and then come back and hammer him".

After the hammer shoulder topic ended, the pink bubbles that had lingered between the two also disappeared.

Shi Hanyi put on his apron, turned around and went to the kitchen to make afternoon tea.

Thanks to Chuze's hard work in chopping vegetables, even though the two of them had worked hard to eliminate vegetables during lunch, at this moment, there were still a lot of dishes piled up on the kitchen counter.

Because he bought three days' worth of vegetables in advance, except for a small amount of green leafy vegetables, Shi Hanyi bought more vegetables that are durable.

Like potatoes, potatoes... and potatoes.

Looking at the large plate of strangely shaped "potato chips" in front of him, Shi Hanyi felt sad for the thousand and one time that he chose to listen to the nonsense of the pushed article in order to be lazy.

The more Shi Hanyi thought about it, the more angry he became.

He turned on the phone, found the push from the browsing history, and was about to send a big bad review in the past.

However, the moment he clicked in, a system notification popped up.

[This official account involves the spread of obscenity, obscenity, pornography, and Trojan virus. It has been blocked, please know]

……Huh? ?

Shi Hanyi, who was about to vent his anger in the comment area, froze on the spot.

blocked?

No wonder, when he was watching the push before, there were indeed many yellow pop-up windows floating on the page...

Tsk tsk, it deserves it!

Happily applauding the titled staff members, Shi Hanyi contentedly turned off his phone and looked at the potato chips on the cooking table.

So the question is, how to consume so many potato chips?

After thinking for a while, Shi Hanyi decided to fry them to make French fries.

Having said that, for a normal person who cooks hot pot, the potatoes are cut into potato sticks!

While doing the preparatory work for French fries, Shi Hanyi secretly cursed in his heart.

Could it be that Mr. Chu wanted to eat French fries a long time ago, and happened to catch up with him and asked him to chop vegetables, so he used this behavior to hint him to eat French fries?

The more Shi Hanyi thought about it, the more he felt it made sense.

Since you want to eat French fries so much, you should follow suit with other meals.

He had just finished raising his salary for food, and as a worker with good professionalism, he would not let Chu Ze's salary go to waste!

So, for the afternoon tea that afternoon, all the meals were changed from Chinese to Western.

"President Chu, afternoon tea is ready!"

Hearing Shi Hanyi's greeting, Chu Ze, who was dealing with official business, frowned and looked up to the direction where the voice came from.

On the dining table not far away, there were several small cakes, a plate of biscuits, and two large pots full of French fries.

Chu Ze focused his gaze on the basin that was big enough to knead noodles for a few seconds.

Then he hesitated for a moment, then nodded hesitantly.

"it is good."

After putting away the documents on the table, Chu Ze got up and walked towards the restaurant.

After walking in, the two big pots of French fries, which looked quite big from a distance, became bigger and bigger.

Sitting down opposite Shi Hanyi, Chu Ze looked at the two outrageously large porcelain basins on the table. He was silent for two seconds, and finally couldn't hold back his question.

"Why did you fry so many French fries?"

It depends on what you want to eat!

When Chu Ze felt that he was being upright, Shi Hanyi smiled helplessly.

He looked at Chu Ze, and said kindly and tactfully.

"You cut too many chips."

If you don't eat it, you have to throw it away, Mr. Chu.

"..."

Hearing Shi Hanyi's subtext, Chu Ze felt that he was secretly accusing himself, and fell silent.

He silently picked up a piece of cake and ate it silently.

As he ate, Chu Ze felt that the cake tasted really good. His eyes lit up. He didn't speak, and continued to eat silently.

Regarding the problem of chopping too many vegetables, Chu Ze thought he was a little bit unreasonable.

So subconsciously, he avoided French fries while eating.

Under Shi Hanyi's hesitant gaze, Chu Ze killed all the small cakes and biscuits by himself.

Taking a sip of the clear tea that Shi Hanyi brewed to relieve his tiredness, Chu Ze looked at Shi Hanyi who was sitting opposite him, motionless, and asked curiously.

"Why don't you eat?"

Shi Hanyi glanced at him quietly.

"President Chu, this is afternoon tea for the two of us."

"Um……"

Chu Ze, who missed the point, blinked.

"so……?"

"We, two people."

Shi Hanyi emphasized emphatically.

You and me, two people.

It's not just you, I'm also Mr. Chu personally.

I didn’t make much in total, and you even ate up the biscuits and small cakes.

I also asked him why he didn't eat it and what he could eat, only French fries!

Glancing at Chu Ze reproachfully, Han Yi endured the humiliation and pulled the French fries, and ate them resentfully.

You are the one who says you want it, and you are the one who refuses to eat it after you want it.

Geez, man.

Duplicity, chaos and abandonment!

"...???"

Bathed in Shi Hanyi's condemning gaze as if looking at a scumbag, Chu Ze frowned for some reason.

Be vigilant, be vigilant, and Chu Ze still feels guilty after seeing the remaining situation on the table.

"Sorry, I didn't pay attention when I was eating."

The two huge porcelain basins blocked Chu Ze's entire view. He really didn't expect that the cakes and biscuits were all on his side, while Shi Hanyi didn't have any.

"it's okay no problem."

Shi Hanyi waved his hand generously.

After all, Chu Ze had just raised his salary for food, just a few small cakes and biscuits, compared to the bright red Mao.Grandpa, Shi Hanyi didn't think it was a big deal at all.

"Are the cupcakes and biscuits delicious?"

Shi Hanyi looked at Chu Ze with extremely soft eyes.

"If you like to eat, I will make more next time."

Chu Ze's eyelids twitched at his strange gaze.

"……Okay."

Chu Ze said cautiously.

"It was delicious."

"Uh-huh!"

Shi Hanyi nodded happily.

"As long as you like to eat!"

It was rare to see Shi Hanyi acting so well-behaved. Sitting opposite Shi Hanyi, Chu Ze was filled with emotion.

I didn't expect the reward mechanism to be so useful, that article is really good!

Chu Ze unlocked his phone, clicked on WeChat, and prepared to like that post.

The moment he clicked in, seeing the notification that [the official account...] was blocked, Chu Ze was stunned for a moment, feeling extremely regretful.

It's a pity that such a insightful official account can't even think about getting involved in Huang.

Chu Ze shook his head, regretfully pressing off the phone.

Witnessing the whole process of his expression change, Shi Hanyi, who was struggling with the pile of French fries on the opposite side, asked curiously while squeezing ketchup.

"what happened?"

What happened to the company?

Seeing his gossiping face, Chu Ze regretfully shared the sad news with Shi Hanyi.

"I looked at an official account before, which contained a lot of dry goods. I just checked and found that it was blocked."

"Oh, so that's the case, that's a pity."

Shi Hanyi bit the french fries and said with emotion.

"An official account I read before, called xxx, was also blocked today. But that official account has no personnel involved, and the content posted in it is all nonsense and made up. It deserves to be blocked."

... xxx?

Hearing this extremely familiar name, Chu Ze subconsciously froze for a moment.

This seems to be... the one he just watched? ?

While Chu Ze was hesitating, Shi Hanyi scolded xxx severely.

Then he breathed a sigh of relief, raised his head and wanted to continue eating melons.

"By the way, what's the name of the official account you just mentioned?"

"..."

It is xxx.

After confirming that the two were talking about the same thing, Chu Ze locked the phone with a calm expression, and said calmly.

"It's just a very small public account, it's been blocked, and I can't find it now."

"All right……"

Shi Hanyi sighed regretfully.

"I wanted to see what you were talking about."

As a qualified subordinate, it is very necessary to know the preferences of the boss in time!

Seeing Shi Hanyi's regretful expression, Chu Ze heaved a sigh of relief, and praised his wit in his heart.

Fortunately, I kept a hand and didn't say which official account he read the article on.

Otherwise, if Shi Hanyi finds out that the official account he thinks is fake is regarded as a dry article by him, he doesn't know how to laugh.

Chu Ze's black face deleted the browsing history.

He decided to regard this matter as black history and seal it in his heart forever.

... At least not let Shi Hanyi know!

After finishing afternoon tea, Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze hugged their respective digital screens and notebooks, and worked for a while in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows.

Then, the order they placed on the supermarket applet at noon was delivered.

After counting, Shi Hanyi walked into the kitchen, ready to cook the soup base for the hot pot at night.

At this moment, Chu Ze, who came in behind him, silently stopped Shi Hanyi's movements.

"No need," Chu Ze said calmly, "I'll just eat spicy pot."

... This guy turned sexual?

Shi Hanyi looked at Chu Ze in shock.

But thinking about Chu Ze's resistance to "vegetable flavor", Shi Hanyi didn't think it was very strange.

It's good to start eating spicy food, so that the dishes at home will be better in the future!

Holding Chu Ze's hand and shaking it vigorously, Shi Hanyi said to Chu Ze with a serious expression.

"Congratulations, Mr. Chu! Converting to the spicy religion must be one of the most correct decisions you have made in your life!"

Shi Hanyi beamed with joy and pulled and stomped vigorously in his heart.

You have defected from the light-tasting cult so quickly, young man, you have a future!

"..."

Seeing Shi Hanyi's beaming, happy expression as if he had successfully preached, Chu Ze gave him a disgusted look, and generously didn't care too much about him.

"By the way," Chu Ze leaned against the door.

He watched Shi Hanyi marinate the veal steak that he was going to eat later, and said suddenly.

"Clean up after dinner, we're going on a business trip tomorrow."

……On business trip? ?

Shi Hanyi took off the plastic gloves full of seasonings, with a puzzled expression on his face.

"Tomorrow?"

Aren't you still on holiday tomorrow?

Chu Ze nodded.

"There is a cooperation to be discussed in City H."

Uh, is that so...

Shi Hanyi blinked, and instantly grasped the point.

"Then overtime pay?"

If you work overtime on statutory holidays, the overtime pay will be doubled, right?

hey-hey……

Shi Hanyi's eyes suddenly lit up.

That's right, another salary came in!

Knowing what Shi Hanyi was thinking, the corners of Chu Ze's lips twitched, his words were full of boldness and generosity of a domineering boss.

"Overtime pay or something..."

and many more!

Chu Ze paused slightly.

In the blink of an eye, the old scores in Chu Ze's heart were quietly turned.

Thinking about the few punches Shi Hanyi gave him this afternoon, Chu Ze raised his eyebrows and said with a strong sense of revenge.

"There must be no overtime pay or anything."

Great! !

Shi Hanyi was overjoyed.

Oh oh oh overtime...fee...? ? ?

Not wait?

What is "overtime pay is definitely not"? ?

After realizing what Chu Ze said, Shi Hanyi was stunned.

How can you do this! !

Shi Hanyi, who was deducted from his salary, frowned.

It's not that he's interested in black people, it's really Chu Ze, who is narrow-minded, black-faced and glass-hearted, and now even the only advantage of generosity is thrown away by him? ? ?

Shi Hanyi looked at Chu Ze with a heartbroken expression on his face.

You don't have to be handsome, but you can't be stingy, Mr. Chu!

What about your domineering spirit, show off the momentum you used to spend 500 million to buy peripherals!

How can a real man say no! ! !

Seeing the overly obvious expression on Shi Hanyi's face, Chu Ze cleared his throat with inexplicable guilt.

Bathed in Shi Hanyi's distressed and reprimanding eyes, Chu Ze looked away and said in a deep voice with no expression on his face.

"After the work is done, I will take you there to play for a few days and cultivate your sentiments. It will be regarded as a public tour."

"Anyway, your overtime subsidy is only one or two thousand, so it's not as good as this."

Shi Hanyi: "..."

Hearing this inhumane statement, Shi Hanyi covered his chest, and his breath was slightly suffocated.

What is "only one or two thousand".

Can "just" be used for one or two thousand? ?

Can't! !

That's one or two thousand! ! !

One or two thousand! ! !

Although Shi Hanyi is also clear that exchanging travel for subsidies is an option for him to make money without losing money.

But thinking about the overtime allowance that had grown little wings and flew away, Shi Hanyi still couldn't help but feel heartbroken.

No need for Mr. Chu, I'm an ordinary person, I think money is good!

After tactfully or directly raising objections, seeing Chu Ze's unmoved expression, Shi Hanyi, who knew that the overtime allowance was completely useless, sighed.

He turned his grief into strength, and finished his dinner in a storm.

Then, under Chu Ze's bewildered gaze, Shi Hanyi went straight to the fitness room on the second floor.

"...What are you going to do??"

Thinking about Shi Hanyi's previous proposal of "hitting his shoulders with iron", Chu Ze's face darkened when he felt that he was threatening him.

"I'm warning you, Shi Hanyi, don't lift the iron!"

"...If you don't lift, you won't lift!"

Shi Hanyi frowned and asked incomprehensibly.

"I can use other fitness equipment, right?"

"……Can."

Chu Ze was a little curious.

"Why do you suddenly want to exercise?"

"Because I feel that I still need to exercise more."

Shi Hanyi looked at Chu Ze and sighed, his expression and tone were vicissitudes.

"After all, only a healthy body can contain a dirty soul."

Don't talk about what you have and what you don't have, what kind of sentiment you cultivate, overtime pay is indispensable!

The more he thought about it, the more angry Shi Hanyi stood on the second floor. He leaned over and stared at Chu Ze with a serious expression and hints in his eyes.

Only vulgar money can match my filthy soul!

You know the salary card number, Mr. Chu.

No overtime wages, no door! !

The author has something to say:

It was the first time I saw Mr. Chu describe himself like this: ... I don't understand, but I was greatly shocked.jpg

Hour (crazy hint): I, Shi Hanyi, make money!