The bosses cry and put down the butcher knife

Waking up in the morning and opening your eyes, what is more terrifying than lying next to a strange man?

It's your first love (unrequited love) object, your current husband's former colleagues and subordinates.

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When Oda Miyuki woke up, he felt something was wrong.Her first reaction was: What the hell is Osamu Dazai doing again?

The girl stared at the ceiling in a daze, remembering that before going to bed last night, she seemed to drink some kind of soup carefully prepared by her man, whose name I don't remember, anyway, it was used to sleep.

She had been shooting night scenes for more than half a month before, and the upside-down routine of morning and evening couldn't be corrected for a while.Counting from the day I came home, I have suffered from insomnia for three nights.

When it was time to go to bed last night, Osamu Dazai finally stopped letting her "adjust her schedule" and brought the soup directly in front of her.

"No double standards, Miyuki-chan."

He said.

The two have been married for five years, and they basically do housework when they are happy, and ask someone to clean it when they are too lazy.Occasionally, when I don't want to be disturbed by others, it's not uncommon to not go out and wash my socks for three to five days.

Anyway, neither of them lacked money.Needless to say Osamu Dazai, Oda Miyuki's once-reliable self-control was misled by frugality and extravagance in the year of her wedding.

Now, five years later, she only insists on "cooking with her own hands".Unless there is no time to be distracted during filming, or the two of them stay at home and mess around day and night during holidays, Oda Miyuki will definitely do it himself.

Of course there is a reason.

Although you can't usually see it, the overwork that almost overwhelmed your life for more than four years, and the extreme mentality of long-term depression and death have brought an irreversible negative impact on Osamu Dazai's body.As a vigorous young man, the temperature of his hands and feet has never been normal throughout the year.Although I usually go up and down mountains and rivers alive and well, as long as I get sick, it will be like a mountain.

In the winter of the year they just got married, Oda Miyuki graduated from high school. They went to Hokkaido to see the snow, and soaked in the hot springs for two hours.When he went back, Osamu Dazai was still very excited, and his face was redder than usual.In the middle of the night, Oda Miyuki got thirsty and got up to drink water. When he ran into the man sleeping next to him, he found that the man had burned into a live shrimp.

The high fever directly soared to 42 degrees, and it felt like it could break through the thermometer at any time.The black-haired man was shaken by her for half a minute before waking up, with his unconscious eyes open, he smiled at her:

"Miyuki-chan, I really love you."

I love you sister!Hey, your brother-in-law!

Oda Miyuki was almost scared to death by him.

When she finally calmed down, she directly used her personality to "drag" the nearest black car, and sent her to the emergency department ten minutes later.After a series of examinations, the conclusion given by the doctor is almost an enhanced version of the pre-marital physical examination:

Sub-health, weak body, excessive wear and tear at a young age, no matter how strong the resilience is, it will not take such a toss... After talking about it, the final conclusion is "it is recommended to start health preservation from now on".

Oda Miyuki could only nod, looking at her husband with liquid hanging on the hospital bed, not knowing whether to hit him or hug him.

She has no other choice but to practice long-term nourishment. She has consulted more than a dozen teachers and dozens of nursing methods from all over the world.At the same time, he insisted on the other party's routine and healthy diet, and stuffed wolfberry in his thermos.

Osamu Dazai didn't know if he believed it, but at least he acted more cooperatively.After several years of persistence, Oda Miyuki didn't feel any change in physical strength, but during the physical examination at the beginning of this year, the line of "sub-health" on his list finally disappeared.

At that time, she was very happy and offered to go to Hokkaido again, and this time she insisted on soaking in hot springs for only one hour.

In terms of housework, if Oda Miyuki's initiative is barely 5, Dazai Osamu is negative [-].He hates housework as much as he hates documents and reports. He would rather go to Hong Kong and Heilongjiang to find Mori Ogai for tea than touch the mop at home.

But it's not a big deal, technology and money make people lazy, just like what men say when they are pursuing love is often untrustworthy.As a qualified big trotter, Osamu Dazai made a simple and cost-effective housework list in the second month of marriage——

Use the machine to clean every few days, and how often you invite someone to clean the house. The housework in the bedroom (which is almost equal to none) is shared by two people.In addition, such tasks as arranging dishes, putting away items, and shopping can be used to pass the time when you are free. When you are busy, you can hire someone to do it for you.

Oda Miyuki was speechless.

As such a (self-proclaimed) mental worker, the only housework that Osamu Dazai will actively do is cooking.

However, unlike his wife, this man's culinary skills are extremely erratic, and the quality of the food he makes is always in the Schrödinger state.In addition to the normal porridge and fried eggs for breakfast, any dishes that use more than three ingredients will often have various weird effects.

The most impressive time for Oda Miyuki was the first wedding anniversary of the two.That day she ate the "Pink Love Heart Cake" carefully cooked by the other party, and then lost consciousness.

It was the morning of the third day when I recovered my memory. I was sore all over, but unexpectedly refreshed, as if I just picked something to make up for that.And Osamu Dazai was lying beside him, from top to bottom, from the inside to the outside, he looked like he had been brutally ravaged.

In short, it is a picture of a beautiful woman sleeping with pear blossoms and rain and tears on her eyelashes.

Oda Miyuki was still speechless.

All in all, because of more than one dark history in the past, when Oda Miyuki felt something was wrong and couldn't tell the specific reason, her first reaction was that her husband was messing around again.

Especially the night before, after she drank the soup made by the other party, she was full of criminal records.

This subtle premonition made her not get up immediately, but continued to stare at the ceiling above for a while.Ten seconds later, she realized the problem: the wallpaper in the bedroom should be printed, but on the wall in front of her, there was a trace of blue that was so light that it was almost invisible.

Oda Miyuki: "..."

what's the situation?

She sat up suddenly, feeling that she was only wearing suspenders.The feeling of insecurity made her hug the quilt, and when she saw the color of the quilt and the decoration of the room beyond the end of the bed, she vaguely realized one thing——

"... Miyuki? Did you have a nightmare, why this expression?"

"..."

Oda Miyuki stiffened her neck and turned her head millimeter by millimeter.After ten seconds of chaotic struggle, he finally met the person between the wardrobe and the door.

A certain young man who was not unfamiliar stood there, he seemed to have just changed his clothes, his long hair was disheveled, and a few tufts of hair on the top of his head were still sticking up.Holding the pajamas he had just taken off in his hand, he looked at her worriedly.

"...I," said the 23-year-old young woman after an awkward silence, "I don't know what's going on, but I think... I'm not from this world."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

At that moment, Oda Miyuki's first thought was:

Fortunately, his clothes have been changed.

***

Ten minutes later, the actual 10-year-old Oda Miyuki was wearing a 23-year-old shell, facing the 17-year-old Nakahara Chuya this year, and looked at each other in the living room speechlessly.

"That is to say, you are from five years later... Shen, Oda Miyuki from another world five years later," Gang Hei's gravity made his expression very complicated, as if he saw his wife and others running away early in the morning, "Yes ?"

Oda Miyuki nodded, with a heavier expression than his.

Silence spread between the two for a moment.

"...Is that so." Zhong Yuanzhong also struggled for a while, before regaining his composure.In fact, in the past few years, he has long developed the instinct to stay calm in times of crisis.Just like the gang leaders in Hong Kong have faced endless assassinations in the past few years, without Chuya Chuya's force ceiling, it would be difficult for even Osamu Dazai to survive to the present.

It's just that facing the most important person to oneself, the so-called caring leads to chaos, which is probably a commonality that everyone can't get rid of.Zhong Yuan, who came back to his senses, looked at the girl on the sofa, and his expression became serious again: "You in that world are not with me, are you?"

Oda Miyuki nodded.

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't doubt the other party, part of it was probably something similar to instinct or sixth sense.In addition, of course, he has also observed that everyone's words and deeds are inertial, and the ability to identify disguises and disguises is one of the basic skills of the middle and high-level Hong Kong gangsters.

Although due to the so-called talent, Zhongyuan Zhongye's ability to judge in this area is not as good as the current leader of Hong Kong gangsters.But in the past few years, the assassination of the leader of the Hong Kong gangsters, or the assassination of Zhongya himself, can blind his eyes, at most one or two out of dozens of people.

And the most important point - Zhong Yuanzhong can also be sure that the person sleeping next to him could never have been dropped in the middle of the night last night.

This is the self-confidence of being the top cadre of the port mafia.

These are all thoughts that have appeared in the mind of the Hong Kong and black gravity envoy, and of course it is impossible to say them out.But what surprised him was that after answering a question he casually asked, the woman who was using his wife's body in front of him didn't know what to think, and her expression suddenly became a little subtle.

Why is it subtle?

Nakahara Nakaya looked at her blankly, and then saw that Oda Miyuki seemed to have made up his mind: "It is true that we are not together, but I want to confirm... is it April of a certain year?"

The orange-haired youth nodded, waiting for the second half of her sentence.And Oda Miyuki calculated the time in his heart, and became as serious as him:

"As an almost stranger like me, this question may be presumptuous. But I still hope you can answer, I can swear any way, it is really important."

Zhongyuan Zhong also did not make a promise: "You say."

Oda Miyuki took a slight breath, and said bluntly: "The leader of the port mafia in this world, is it Dazai Osamu or Mori Ogai?"