The bosses cry and put down the butcher knife

Facing her boyfriend's sudden sweet talk, although Oda Miyuki was a little moved, she was still very calm.

After all, she was used to it.

Before the jumping incident, Osamu Dazai was relatively reserved.There are almost no kisses and hugs at ordinary times, and there are few whispers between lovers.

In addition, there is always a cautious sense of distance when looking at her, accompanied by self-denial from time to time.

At that time, Oda Miyuki still thought that he was a pure and unpretentious boy. Although he didn't know what the other party was doing, some things were difficult to disguise.

What's more, they were not very familiar with each other at that time, and the process of being together was more like an accident.Just like Dazai Osamu actually had many ideas, Oda Miyuki thought about breaking up more than once at first.

But unconsciously, she became more and more serious about this relationship, and began to think about the future of the two of them.Then... Then I found out that my boyfriend is a Dogecoin.

These are old bad debts. Oda Miyuki had already checked them out, and he didn't plan to bring them up again.However, from the day they left the "book" and Osamu Dazai frightened Akutagawa into a faint, the 23-year-old young man seemed to be reborn overnight.

Not only did he become as sticky as a tentacle when he was alone, he no longer cared about being intimate with her, and he even wanted to carry a few large bags of dog food with him when he was outside.Just like the incident of bumping into the parents in the middle of the night last month, before the showdown, when Oda Miyuki leaned over to kiss her, Osamu Dazai would probably pretend to "just get up to get something" or something, and stagger as if nothing had happened.

Including when Yokohama just restored order, the members of the detective agency who had the memory of the parallel world originally wanted to get in touch with their "colleagues" in another world.In addition to personal wishes, it is also to lay the foundation for realizing the "three-point concept" in this world.

As a result, Dazai Osamu came and announced that he was unemployed and was planning to get married.A group of single dogs in the poor detective agency didn't say a word, and they were instantly overwhelmed by the overwhelming dog food.

Fortunately, Oda Sakunosuke was on a business trip at the time, otherwise there would probably be bloodshed.

Since that day, the name "Osamu Dazai" has become a forbidden word that the Armed Detective Agency has never publicly stated - and it means "pets are not allowed to enter" on some occasions.

But now, when Oda Miyuki looked at her boyfriend in front of her and her little partner not far away, she felt the same fear as when she visited the detective agency.

She remembered that after Osamu Dazai jumped off the building, the Dazai who was transformed by the ten-year rocket launcher could say that he came with sweet words.She was not used to it at first, but when her boyfriend became similar, she could only feel sincerely:

As expected of you.

Although Oda Miyuki was used to it, her relatives and friends outside of school were basically harmed by it.But now facing the soon-to-expand circle of victims, Oda Miyuki still feels tired.

"Aiko, this is my boyfriend Osamu Dazai; Dazai, this is my friend Sanae Aiko."

In the end, she could only say this, because of Sanae Aiko's talent in a certain aspect, Oda Miyuki and Dazai Osamu have been dating for more than three months, but they have not told her little friend.

At first, it was because of the strange origin of this boyfriend and the high probability of breaking up. Oda Miyuki thought it was better not to talk about it; later, he gradually realized the secret of Dazai Osamu, and soon completely stripped his vest, so his identity It cannot be made public.

If it wasn't for the accident in Lupin's bar, it is estimated that the last time Oda Miyuki sneaked home in the middle of the night was the first time a certain man surnamed Dazai "met his parents".Now Oda Miyuki is a little lucky, no matter how embarrassing the meeting at the bar was, it was definitely better than the old father finding out at [-] o'clock in the morning that "the daughter came back from hanging out with an unknown man".

After such a delay once, twice or three times, if it weren't for this unexpected meeting, Oda Miyuki didn't know how long he could delay.

So, is this really an "accident"?

Recalling the black history of her boyfriend, Oda Miyuki cast suspicious eyes.Osamu Dazai still had that standard innocent expression, he led her to his side, and nodded to Sanae Aiko who was a few meters away:

"Hi, I'm Miyuki's boyfriend, please take care of me when we meet for the first time."

With a delicate face and this refreshing attire, he looks like Oda Miyuki's peers.

Sanae Aiko looked at them, nodded politely to Osamu Dazai, and said, "It's our first meeting, I'm Miyuki's friend at school."But her expression was not relaxed, she looked... or rather looked at the black-haired young man in front of her, and then turned to the girl who was half a head lower than him.

Oda Miyuki is not surprised by the friend's keenness. Without this keenness, Sanae Aiko's so-called talent and goals are nonsense.

But after watching them for a while, she didn't say much.Just like when Osamu Dazai saw someone ordering food, he behaved calmly and politely at the moment.Even if Sanae Aiko had some doubts in her heart, she couldn't say it at this time.

What's more, she does have some ideas about Oda Miyuki's long-hidden love affair—perhaps few of her peers are more sensitive than her when it comes to emotional issues.Therefore, she could almost imagine that there must be something wrong with a love partner who can keep her little partner silent.

No matter how normal the other party looked, she would not believe that.

"Since someone is here to pick you up, I'm relieved. See you on vacation?"

In the end, Sanae Aiko said that looking at Oda Miyuki's expression, at least they can be sure that they are indeed a couple in the conventional sense.

Then the most likely inference is probably the identity of this man.

The two said goodbye as usual, and made an appointment to contact at any time during the holidays.Although I have to go back to school next week to get the report card, but the school does not enforce the time to arrive at school on the same day, so we may not be able to meet each other.

"Dazai, why are you here?"

The girl and the young man came out of the underground passage holding hands, and before walking onto the sidewalk, Oda Miyuki asked again.

Same question as before, this time she looked up at him.

Osamu Dazai was not surprised: "Shenyuki-chan want to tell the truth?"

Before his girlfriend nodded, the black-haired young man sighed and seemed very melancholy: "I have already resigned. However, because I performed too well during my job, my successor felt that he was incompetent, so he came to my residence every day. Please reinstate me."

Oda Miyuki: "..."

Osamu Dazai: "It's really annoying. He even found a bunch of helpers to harass me, so I just hid."

Oda Miyuki: "..."

The girl looked at her boyfriend silently, and finally said firmly: "There is no 'resignation' at all, right?"

Osamu Dazai: "Yes."

Oda Miyuki: "...Mr. Nakaya is so pitiful."

Osamu Dazai instantly turned pale with shock: "What? At this moment, the name of that guy Chuya actually popped out of Miyuki-chan's mouth?!"

The black-haired young man hugged her and began to make a voice of being abandoned: "Hey, isn't your boyfriend pitiful? If you can only choose between me and Zhongya, who do you choose!"

Oda Miyuki watched his performance quietly: "Don't talk like it's a threesome-related issue...Okay, okay, of course I choose you! I like you the most! My Zhijun is a gentle and lovely little sweet. "

After she finished speaking, she shivered, but still hugged him with her backhand.Seeing that the man beside him didn't think he was disobedient, but smiled disgustingly, he decided to treat it as if he had lost his memory now.

Although he still got off at that stop, Oda Miyuki no longer lived in the previous community - in another community half a street away from his original residence, Osamu Dazai had a house here.

Oda Miyuki could only answer with "..." to his boyfriend's property that was blooming everywhere.Because she took over the role of the Sala Twin Trees in "Tragic Marker" before, even if it was just the reward for participating in the role, it was enough for her to pay off the down payment for a house in an ordinary area in Yokohama.

So it is really not difficult to understand why countless people have sharpened their heads and tried to squeeze into this circle - fame and fortune, these things that make people shine in the sun, make people in the circle struggle and indulge, and people outside the circle Desperately reaching out to try to reach.

But there are always some people who stand out from others. For example, after announcing his "retirement", he confessed the private house he had accumulated over the years.

And real estate... can only be said to be part of it.

Oda Miyuki's mood is complicated. After all, she has changed from a salted fish who planned to eat and wait to die, and now she plans to work hard to make money and become a winner in life (cross out) and take care of the little boy (cross out). One of the motivations is to support her boyfriend.

However, in a blink of an eye, he discovered that his boyfriend is actually a potential rich man. Although he has no job now, the hard currency plus (it is said) the pension given to him by Hong Kong gangsters is enough for any normal person to spend ten lifetimes.

"It's okay," Osamu Dazai replied, "I'll take care of you first, and you can take care of me later."

When he said this, his expression was very serious, without any consolation or coaxing meaning.Even after that, he came over and leaned his head on Oda Miyuki's head: "After all, from now on, I am an unemployed person who can only live on my laurels. If there is no Miyuki sauce, I will be penniless one day sooner or later." Die on the street for nothing~"

Oda Miyuki: "...Oh." As long as you are happy.

That being said, Oda Miyuki is a bit worried about Dazai Osamu's spending level.It is said that it is difficult to change from extravagance to frugality. As a guy who once served as the CEO of the port mafia, what kind of rich woman can support such a little face?

Until later, when she picked up her dirty boyfriend from the trash can in front of her house, she lost all thoughts in an instant.

Only the words that Kunikida Doppo and Nakahara Chuya had snarled back then lingered in her ears endlessly——

'Bastard Dazai! '

"I also like Miyuki-chan the most, so much that we can live together."

While recalling the grievances and grievances during this period, the two walked a certain distance, and they could already see the gate of the community not far away.The man beside him spoke suddenly, his tone carried the usual frivolity, but then sank slightly.

Oda Miyuki blinked, feeling that the other party clenched his cool fingers, and clasped them a little tighter.

Let's live together then, she thought.

But "ruling the king" or something... Sure enough, "Dazai" is more fluent.