The bosses cry and put down the butcher knife

"Meow--"

"Meow--"

"Meow ow ow -"

"What's it called! Why is there a cat named Ku Chun in this summer?!"

"Boom."

Osamu Dazai closed the lid of the trash can, touched the cat's paw print on his chin, and showed a look of escape.

When he heard a sharper "meow ow ow" sound coming from outside, the expression of the black-haired young man turned into a merciless gloat.

very happy.

The two wild cats have been entrenched here for a long time, and they have had children and depended on each other.They never expected that one day disaster would strike and their warm home would be occupied by a two-legged beast.

The two-legged beast even took advantage of its size and stayed still after getting into the trash can, letting them roar outside, hit the box and even scratch the iron sheet, and hummed a little song leisurely.

"Meow--"

"Meow!!!"

One person and two cats fought wits and courage for more than half an hour. The worst thing was that whenever they had the idea of ​​retreating, the two-legged beasts inside would poke their heads out and continue to provoke them.

He even fished out the dried salted fish they stored inside!That's the luxury VIP version of dried fish that they snatched from the super pet store outside the community after they searched the entire community and even had a fight with the seven wild cat sisters in the neighboring community!

"Come on, come on, do you want it——I won't give it to you even if I throw it away~"

"Meow meow!!!"

"Meow meow meow meow!!!!!!"

Twolegs picked up the dried fish and shook it back and forth with one hand, the expression on his face made the cat want to scratch him to death.The two cats meowed as if spring had come again, and if this continued, they might choose to grab the bucket with their heads and die with this two-legged beast.

After a full hour of fuss, the Twolegs inside finally calmed down, either because they were tired or they didn't want to play anymore.The two cats who had been robbed of their hometown persisted for a while, but in the end they couldn't resist their desire for sleep, so they could only sweep their tails at each other in grief and indignation, and walked away reluctantly.

According to their understanding of humans, it is impossible for any two-legged beast to occupy their territory all the time.In other words, any person they have met before will obviously only approach for a few seconds before leaving.

Who knew there was such a wonder? ? ?

This time, let him seize the opportunity, as long as they find the opportunity... Hehe, don't scratch his face!

When the two cats walked away with unhappy faces, the lid of the trash can was pushed open by Quiet Mimi.

The black-haired man looked out at the empty grass with a victorious expression.

Although, even if he successfully beat (bullyed) and ran (lost) the cat now, he still had no way to enter the house.

Thinking of the most critical question, Osamu Dazai sighed and emptied it back into the box.

The lid is on.

"Meow~"

I don't know how long it took, when the black-haired young man was sleeping in the trash can and dreaming, he heard the familiar cat meowing again.

Osamu Dazai: "?"

He opened his eyes, stared blankly at the lid of the bucket above for a few seconds, and then confirmed that it was not an illusion.

Are you back to grab territory again?Really persistent.

The young man thought for a while, listened to the voices outside, and felt that it should not be the case of "bringing a group of brothers and sisters back to seek revenge".So he squatted up and lifted the lid a little.

The pair of iris eyes blinked and blinked, scanning around in the dark left and right.

Then he froze.

"mum."

A creature squatting in front of him stared almost parallel to him for a few seconds, and then made a sound that sounded like it was real.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

The young man shook his head vigorously, with a dreamy expression on his face.

The girl with gray eyes squatted outside the trash can, looking at him quietly.The surrounding light was too dim, and it was impossible to tell whether she was happy or not.

"It's twelve o'clock, do you really plan to spend the night here?"

After an unknown amount of time, the black-haired young man heard the other party's familiar voice.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

The young man nodded subconsciously.

The girl stood up straight, looked down at him for a while, and finally seemed to understand something.She sighed forcefully, and before the people in the bucket could react, she reached out and shook——

The bucket lid hit the grass, but due to the cushion of the grass, it didn't make too loud a noise.After all, at this point in time, most people are immersed in their dreams, and it is really not moral to disturb the people.

Then she folded her arms in front of her chest and looked down at him: "Aren't you coming out yet? Otherwise, I know where those two cats are, so you can fight again when they come here?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai: "No, cough, no need."

As the black-haired youth said, he almost crawled out of the trash can in a hurry, even with a salted fish on his head.He silently threw the salted fish back into the trash can, and vaguely heard a muffled laugh.

He pretended not to hear, shook his body twice, then stood up straight and looked at the other party: "Shen Xue-chan, you are not asleep yet."

"Aren't you asleep too?" Oda Miyuki said calmly.

"..."

The guilty person silently closed his mouth, after all, they both knew very well: Osamu Dazai would choose this place to spend the night, of course not because of the good feng shui here, the wind and the sun, and the local conditions.

The silence lasted for a moment in the darkness, apart from the faint sound of the wind, Oda Miyuki also drove away a buzzing mosquito.Finally, the girl exhaled, picked up the lid of the trash can and put it back:

"Go home, take a shower and sleep."

During the two months of their relationship, Osamu Dazai took Oda Miyuki to several of his residences, one of which was in the community of Oda's family.Although the houses on both sides are almost located at the north and south corners, the community is only so big, and it takes at most 10 minutes to walk there.

Osamu Dazai didn't answer right away, after a moment of silence, he said slowly: "Actually, I can't sleep."

Oda Miyuki: "..."

Osamu Dazai: "Miyuki-chan can't sleep either."

Oda Miyuki: "..."

Dazai Osamu plausibly said: "After all, we stayed in the 'book' for five days, and the body at that time was not the real body. Although a part of energy was consumed, fundamentally speaking, the body was almost equivalent to the state of sleeping for five days. .”

Oda Miyuki: "..."

Osamu Dazai continued his efforts: "So it's very normal to be so energetic that you can't sleep. Otherwise..." Why did you come out to find me in the middle of the night.

The desire to survive made the former leader of the Hong Kong gangsters stop talking, and did not finish the next few words.

The girl who seemed to be about to leave originally, after the other party's simple and clear discussion, her expression froze in place.And the black-haired young man looked at her very calmly from words to gestures.

If you ignore the strange smell coming from the latter, it's like a lonely man and a widow.

"So," finally, Oda Miyuki said strangely, "are you inviting me?"

Osamu Dazai blinked: "Yes."

The girl stared at him for a while: "What if I have other requests?"

Osamu Dazai: "Yes."

Oda Miyuki: "I can do anything to you?"

Osamu Dazai: "...um."

Oda Miyuki suddenly laughed, and the surrounding temperature inexplicably dropped a bit: "Okay."

Ten minutes later, Oda Miyuki dragged a former leader of Hong Kong gangsters who was limp on the ground, and directly opened the door of his house with supernatural powers.Then he brought in the boyfriend who looked fine on the outside, but had an inexplicable green patch on his cheekbone, turned on the light and began to look for the target.

Then she confirmed the direction of the bathroom, dragged him all the way into the inner room, and threw him into the bathtub.Turning on the auto-sensing water outlet and starting to release water, Osamu Dazai's face was instantly covered.

"Goo, gurgle..."

The man struggled a few times in the pool, managed to throw away his coat, and then crawled onto the edge of the pool.

"Shenxue sauce..." he said, with a pitiful tone, the whole person looked pitiful, weak and helpless, "It hurts..."

The girl looked down at him for a few seconds, then knelt down and faced him face to face: "Is it cool?"

Osamu Dazai hesitated to speak for a while, and finally said dryly: "It's cool."

The two looked at each other for a while, and finally the girl burst out laughing.

She laughed hard, as if some backlog of emotions suddenly couldn't be stopped, clutching the bathtub outside, her whole body trembling with laughter.Smiling and laughing, her eyes reflected a little water under the illumination of the overhead light, gradually turning into a layer of mist.

"You bastard," she choked out.

"Yes." Osamu Dazai still replied.

Bastard, bastard, bastard.

Even at this time, the guy who refuses to say "I'm sorry".

Because it doesn't make sense?

Through the blurred light, Oda Miyuki recalled when they first met, the pale face of the black-haired young man opened a pair of empty eyes.He is indeed very good-looking, and that is not even the exquisite appearance, but... but a huge and unknown despair that is about to break and shatter.

Like an abyss.

She had to admit that in the depths of her heart, there were some not-so-safe things lurking.Maybe it's just her personal preference, maybe it has existed in everyone's body more or less, maybe it's those dismembered and hidden memories that resonated subtly at that moment.

Even if there were no mistakes later, Oda Miyuki thought, she would remember him.

"Osamu Dazai," the girl finally took a long breath and stood up again, "Only this time."

She didn't say what it was, but they knew each other well.The black-haired young man nodded, and saw his girlfriend pick up the clothes floating in the water, without hiding her disgusted expression:

"You wash it, I'll go over there and wash it. Do you still want this coat? I remember it can't be washed."

As a custom-made clothing for the leader of Hong Kong gangsters, her boyfriend once mentioned the price, which was a number that made Oda Miyuki say "wow".

Osamu Dazai looked at her, then nodded: "Just leave it alone."

It looks cute and cute.