The bosses cry and put down the butcher knife

After successfully meeting her boyfriend, Oda Miyuki's life became more... salty fish.

In all fairness, something like a tentacle is very useful in a variety of ways.

Based on the fact that someone was still an individual a few days ago, the behavior of separating out eighteen tentacles in one breath, and then each performing its own duties, can only exist in imagination.But other than that, including housework problems that have been solved before, such as cooking, organizing and taking things, even playing games can be done at the same time.

Of course, Oda Miyuki will try not to think about "where did those dust and other things get rubbed", just like cat owners don't think about whether the cat at home sneaked a drink from your cup before coming back with a dead cockroach of water.

If this counts as a cat.

As a tentacle monster, Dazai can play games with his girlfriend, pour boiled water into the pot in the living room, and wash and chop vegetables in the kitchen.At present, four tentacles are his limit. If there are more, the whole lump of meat will twitch together, just like a person with uncoordinated hands and feet and then fell.

If it wasn't for his cooking skills after becoming a tentacle, Oda Miyuki might not even have to cook.

In addition to cooking three meals a day, they also occasionally order takeaway.Then the girl sat at the dining table to eat, surrounded by gurgling black mud, like the scene of a horror movie.

It is actually not easy to cook a meal for one person, and it is easy to cook too much and not finish it.And the person who turned into black mud was still a picky eater. He refused to touch a single piece of the disgusting vegetables, but secretly ate some of the canned crab meat stored in the refrigerator.

When Oda Miyuki found out about this, half of the cans had been eaten.

The reason for her discovery of this was quite accidental.As a person who likes to eat crabs, but is not addicted to crabs, the canned crab meat bought by Oda Miyuki is basically used as a reserve food for someone.Seven or eight cans stacked on the upper shelf of the refrigerator looked intact from the inside out.

When he was still a human being, Osamu Dazai had a soft spot for canned crab meat, and it was the kind that was directly disassembled and the original flavor was left alone. It would be even better if it could be served with some wine.After becoming a tentacle monster, he showed the characteristics of a different-dimensional creature even more.

He would move (touch) his hand to break open the can, reach in and eat most of the contents inside with a gurgling sound.Then the tentacle was silent for two seconds, then suddenly pushed the jar up, and then swelled into a ball by itself—

Just like swallowing Oda Miyuki before (of course I spit it out in the end), or swallowing other visible and invisible things (some of them probably didn't spit it out), I swallowed the whole can directly.Then the tentacles and the nearby black meat shuddered, making a sound like a human being was full.

Oda Miyuki: "..." It's okay if you're full.

Not satisfied even with the black mud swallowed by the crabmeat and canned food, he tentatively erected a tentacle and rubbed the girl's vacant right hand.When she opened the can just now, her hands were somewhat stained with crab oil, exuding a strong crab smell.

Oda Miyuki touched it, feeling his fingers sinking into the pliable mucus, which seemed to be just an illusion.The tentacles licked her fingers dawdly, swallowing up a bit of crab oil on them.

A little itchy, and a subtle tingling sensation.

In order to condemn his boyfriend's picky eating behavior, Oda Miyuki also limited the amount of canned crab meat he ate, up to two a day.In the first two days, Dazai Ni could pry open the can, but on the third day, he probably felt that it was a bit troublesome, so he rolled up a can and swallowed it whole.

The mouth is really good.The girl thought sincerely.

After dinner that night, Oda Miyuki suddenly got a little greedy for crabs, so he went to the kitchen and took a can from the upper floor.The remaining two of her boyfriends are only enough for one meal, so I probably have to go out tomorrow to replenish the stock.

The girl who thought this way closed the door of the refrigerator, and glanced at the black mud pouring in from the kitchen door just now.Then she took out the scissors from the hanging cabinet, and after prying open the can...

Her movements froze.

Inside the canned crabmeat, which has no difference in shape and weight, there is only a mass of black mud that has piled up freely.The moment the can was opened, it seemed to realize the gaze cast from the outside world, and shrank back a little guilty.

Oda Miyuki: "..."

Oda Miyuki: "..."

Oda Miyuki: "... Tai, Zai, Zhi!"

With a roar, she dropped the can and rushed out of the kitchen. She sank into the squealing ooze instantly, so angry that she wanted to drag someone out and beat him into the wall.Oda Miyuki pawed in the mud pile for a long time, and finally saw an unfinished magazine on the table at the door.

She changed direction and rushed over, picked up the magazine and rolled it into a mallet, hitting the black mud in front of her with a slap.The black mud that was hit by the hit shook twice instantly, squeezed himself into a ball, and immediately turned around and tried to escape.

However, something that can spread the size of an entire room is definitely not as nimble and small as a real cat or dog.Half of his body has rushed to the corner of the living room, and the remaining half is still piled beside the girl.

Feeling the subtle murderous aura around him, he trembled instinctively.

Black mud: "..."

This is very embarrassing.

So the cheated girlfriend beat her boyfriend like a whack-a-mole, driving him from the east end of the room to the west end.In addition to facing the mischievous anger of the bear child, it also includes the old hatred and the new hatred that the dog man ran away after flirting, agreed to the proposal and wanted to jump off the building.

Two creatures separated by species chased me from the kitchen to the living room, and the one that was too big couldn't escape no matter what, so it could only grumble in vain.In the end, he curled himself up and piled up the ceiling, and barely stopped this unilateral "domestic violence".

"Are you still breaking up? Are you still jumping off a building? Are you still trying to die? Are you still self-righteous and grasping the overall situation, thinking that this is good for me, hello everyone, so you sacrifice yourself, happiness, and all mankind?" Oda Miyuki dropped the flattened magazine, breathless Panting, he asked a series of words, and after he finished speaking, he inhaled forcefully to take a breath.

Let's be honest, the chase is physical work, especially when your boyfriend is a puddle of black meat the size of a room.Oda Miyuki doubted that the few strokes he had made just now were like tickling the other party, and it was hard to say whether he had any nerve endings.

The black mud shrank on the ceiling, and the pitch black spread across the entire ceiling, but he dared not come down.

It looks pitiful and weak... No, it looks like a strong man with a height of [-] meters is facing a young woman, but tremblingly trying to defend his chastity.

"...Pfft, cough, hahahahaha."

After a brief stalemate, the girl couldn't help laughing.

The laughter seemed to be a sign of the lifting of the ban. Two tentacles bent out of the black mud closest to her in an instant, and tentatively swayed in the air twice.

Then it seemed to confirm something, and moved almost impatiently.

Oda Miyuki was looking up, when he was covered in hula-la's indescribable flesh.She subconsciously struggled twice, and now she was completely wrapped up by the overwhelming boyfriend.

"Wait, don't, Dazai, Dazai, hahahaha, it's so itchy, you, you..."

The tentacles and the black mud together made a pleasant rubbing sound, swallowing the girl into a depth that only he could touch.

The rest of the trivial syllables were replaced by the sounds of Gujiji and Pululu.

A few hours later, Oda Miyuki lay paralyzed between the sofa and the dark ooze, with an expression of nothingness.A tentacle emerged from under the sofa, "watched" her carefully for a while, then slowly moved itself closer.

Oda Miyuki moved her calf, so the tentacles rested on her knees, as heavy as a cat.But there is no soft and thick long hair, and no warm body temperature.

Maybe more like owning a snake, or something cold-blooded like that?She thought aimlessly.

The tentacles lay dormant quietly on her lap, Oda Miyuki yawned, feeling that she had finally recovered a bit.But she still didn't want to move, so she just looked at the thing with her eye socket on her leg, and then stretched out her hand to poke it.

"Gee." The other party replied obediently.

As if reminded of something, another much slender tentacle protruded from the black mud, and then searched twice on the other side of the sofa.Three seconds later, it came over with Oda Miyuki's cell phone wrapped around it, and gently dropped it on the girl's stomach.

"Thank you."

Oda Miyuki said, leaning his head to kiss it.

The tentacle froze in midair for a few seconds, then rolled itself up and tied it in a knot.

There was still some time before the meal, and Oda Miyuki swiped her phone with her fingerprint, and found the movies made by "Hanin Miyuki" in this world, and continued to read down the historical records.Except for the one that was still curled up on Oda Miyuki's leg, the black mud immediately gurgled out one, two, three, four tentacles, and then surrounded the girl up, down, left, and right.

In this way, we started the drama together.

Based on Oda Miyuki's observations over the past few days, the "Hanin Miyuki" in this world seems to be quite similar to himself.Although the other party is almost a year older than her, it is about to celebrate her 19th birthday.

In addition to the inferred character from the minutiae, the bigger difference may still be in acting.Compared with Oda Miyuki who has just stepped into the entertainment industry and is a complete newcomer, Kanin Miyuki is a popular new star with three years of acting experience and has already been nominated for an award.And her latest upcoming movie is said to be one of the strong candidates for the "Best Supporting Actress" at the Golden Goo Awards next year.

If I keep going, can I also become such a person?

Looking at the laughing and cursing young woman in the movie, who seemed to be the character herself, with a face exactly like her own, the girl couldn't help but have such thoughts.

One person and one black mud watched one and a half movies, and then Oda Miyuki decided to order a takeaway.When entering keywords in the search bar, the white-haired girl suddenly said:

"Dazai, after you 'resign', do you want to consider being my manager?"

She said it very calmly, as if asking what the other person would like to eat.