After the be, the paper people will never forget me

With nothing in his hand, Gojo Satoru snatched half of the mango vanilla chocolate trio, crushed cookies, crushed pistachio cream, and strawberry pocky super luxurious ice cream in front of Kiki.

"What are you doing!"

Staring at the white hairs occupying two super-exaggerated dessert cups, Kiki couldn't help but stop the joy of continuing to swim in the ocean of dopamine.

"Isn't there still a staple food later?"

Blinking innocently, Gojo Satoru unceremoniously picked up a spoon from Kiki's share and opened his mouth to eat it, then grabbed a few popcorns from his own share and stuffed them into his mouth, the cheeks on both sides were covered Hold up and bulge up at the same time.

Qiqi: "?" Does this have something to do with you grabbing my ice cream? "

Stretching out her hand, Qiqi, who was full of displeasure, tried to snatch the precious rations back from the evil dk's claws, but was stopped halfway by the opponent holding her head.

Gojo Satoru's hands are too long and Qiqi's hands are too short, there is no suspense about who will win or lose, no matter how she opens her teeth and claws, those thin white fingers belonging to Kiki just can't reach the very tempting ice that is emitting white gas in front of her Taste.

Gojo Satoru: "Save some stomach for you."

The drooping snow-white eyelashes seem to be holding back a smile, and the blue eyes are full of playfulness.

As he spoke, he deliberately dug a spoonful of Kiki's favorite flavor in front of Kiki's face. This time, he even stretched it out under people's eyelids as if showing off, and quickly took a sip and put it in his mouth along with the spoon.

"...#"

"Don't bother! I can eat it all!"

Seeing that deliberately exaggerated expression of enjoyment, Qiqi became furious, and as soon as she lifted her right foot, she immediately kicked DK's knee fiercely.

But Wujo Gojo seemed to have expected such a situation to happen, and Qiqi's feet didn't feel any contact with the real thing at all.

"Ah!" Damn it... This guy has opened the unlimited limit in advance.

Not only that, but the stretched ankle was quickly grabbed by someone, and after a few tries, it couldn't be pulled back. Soon there was a sound of "hissing" and the magic sticker was torn off.

"You!" Raising her hand to push the white-haired head hanging in front of her, Qiqi, who realized what the other party was going to do, was furious for a moment, "Aren't you childish!"

"Huh? He's so old and can't tie his shoelaces, so the guy who can only wear this kind of shoes is not qualified to call me Lao Tzu, right?"

"How do you know..."

"Hey, it still has heightening? There is no difference at all."

"Shut up! I want you to control!"

I'm sick of this guy!

In desperation, Qiqi lifted the other one and kicked it empty-footed, but was also quickly grabbed by the five enlightened hands, pressed against her knees, squeezed tightly, and continued to tear.

"Hey!"

After some fiddling, in the end, the magic stickers on Qiqi's small leather shoes were tightly stuck together by Wutiao Wushou's low-handed hands... and Qiqi gave him a chestnut for his behavior.

Obviously, this kind of prank to the extent of tearing off people's shoelaces is now disdainful even for first-year elementary school students, but this white-haired high school student just loves it.

What a hot guy.

"Your salmon bowl, salmon thin roll, salmon nigiri sushi, salmon gunkan, salmon nigiri, salmon first-class sashimi, tonkotsu ramen, and... miso udon."

Fortunately, before Qiqi was blown up by Wutiao Wuqi, the staple food had already been served, so she immediately gave up breaking up with the annoying dk, made a grimace, rolled up her sleeves and sat down in her seat to eat hard.

After a few minutes.

……

aside...

Xia Youjie's disapproving eyes, which he had maintained since he appeared on the stage, have never disappeared from the beginning to the end. He was invited to eat the only udon he ordered at this time. My best friend with ice cream as big as my face

And the little girl whose face was almost covered with food on the table.

From time to time, Gojo Satoru showed a happy expression like a female high school student due to eating sugar, holding his face and spraying pink flower pills from behind.

The kite-haired girl next to him was eating hand-rolled sushi one bite at a time. Her cheeks, which seemed to be stuffed with two balls of marshmallows, were bulging with food, and she chewed without stopping.

Xia Youjie: "..."

I always feel that the scripts of these two people, DK and JK, seem to be reversed.

……

About another five or six minutes passed, he had no appetite and randomly picked up the udon in the bowl a few times, the black-haired dk put down his chopsticks, and unconsciously went to sweep the two people beside him when he had nothing to do.

Then he found that the two goldfish bowl-like dessert cups in front of Gojo Satoru were empty, and now he was hunched over the back of the cat and licking his lips like a cat digging out a trash can. The white cat was looking for something in the backpack.

And the girl named "Kiki" is struggling to eat the only remaining ramen.

Xia Youjie looked at it with some doubts. The little girl didn't know whether it was because she was not used to using chopsticks or something else. It is extremely slow compared to other foods.

The red scarf that was originally wrapped around her neck was casually resting on her knees, and the loose mid-length kite hair also became an obstacle to eating.

But the five candies and snacks that were constantly being pulled out of the bag were being unwrapped and thrown into the mouth. They didn't notice this at all, nor did they have the consciousness to borrow a rubber band or brush their hair for the little girlfriend who was struggling to eat noodles.

The black-haired DK sighed slightly.

After thinking for a long time, I still couldn't overcome the old mother's worrying mentality of "I realized that your girlfriend like you will run away sooner or later" that popped up in my heart. I patted the shoulder of my best friend and motioned him to look at the girl who was ignored by her. .

When the other party blinked innocent blue eyes and looked over ignorantly, he raised his hand and pointed to his neck corresponding to the part of the little girl's loose hair.

Help her, brush her hair

Enlightenment.

"...?" Gojo Wu stared blankly at Xia Youjie who was gesticulating like a fool, and then at Qiqi who was sitting on the chair anxiously dangling her two short legs that couldn't reach her... …

Head turned left and right, nodded suddenly after a long time, finally turned his head to one side Xia You, and said a clear "OK" to the best friend whose expression became relieved.

So Gojo Satoru, the great cleverness, immediately leaned over and said something to Qiqi, who glanced this way when she heard the words, and nodded in agreement.

……

Finally, when Xia Youjie was "meow meow" in his heart with three huge question marks on his forehead, Wu Tiaowu grabbed the scarf on Qiqi's lap and threw it into his arms: "Say you can borrow it." for you."

Xia Youjie: "..."

Wait……

He didn't mean it that way.

"Wu..." There is no way, he hates his best friend for being a log, so he can only describe it directly in words, "Her hair has been eaten in her mouth, help her..."

"Hahaha really!"

"Clam?"

"It's so funny! I want to take a picture!"

Hearing this, Wujo Wujo, who turned his head to look at it, made Xia Youjie excited completely unexpectedly, and took out his mobile phone to call up the shooting function.

"Qiqi, come... look at the camera!"

Click, click, the flash flashes.

Xia Youjie: "..."

Hopeless.

This guy will never have a wife in the future.

Xia Youjie squeezed the crowd and retreated to the corner, lying on the sofa cushion in the hotel as Ge You, not wanting to care anymore.

……

"Eh? What's the matter?"

"Why are you unhappy?"

On the other side, seeing Qiqi who was being photographed in succession turned into a little resentful little eyes, she turned her head and said nothing to ignore him, realizing that the other party seemed really unhappy, Wutiao finally couldn't restrain herself.

After thinking for a while, Gojo Gojo pinched the girl's slightly bulging cheeks with a pretty face, and tilted his head like a big cat who has done something wrong and knocked over a teacup to observe the situation for a while.

Then he helped someone remove a strand of kite hair that had been eaten into his mouth as if reaching out to make amends, and raised his finger to wipe off a little bit of salad dressing that fell next to the other's pale pink lips... I began to wonder where I messed up tonight she is angry...

Is it because of taking pictures?Steal and eat the snacks hoarded in her bag?

Or because of pulling her shoelaces?Grab her ice cream?

Or use her as a support?Give her the licorice lollipop that I despise?

Could it be that he forgot to take care of her short legs and slowed down to wait for her?Or was it 1 minute late for the pick-up?

Which one made her angry?

……

But which one of the above did he not do less to Qiqi?I've never seen her make a big fuss before, and at most give her a kick to turn the page over?

Gojo Satoru was confused.

"Uh..." Qiqi didn't have the time to pay attention to this chicken that made her develop antibodies. She just sighed and said in a dejected tone, "I forgot to wear a rubber band. It's inconvenient to eat noodles. Help me." Grab your hair.

Before the last half of the sentence was out of his mouth, a certain white-haired cat had an understanding expression of "he has realized it".

The blue eyes under the sunglasses suddenly lit up like cat pupils: "That's all? Tell me sooner~"

In the end, he squeezed his hand and played with it so softly that his face was so soft that Gojo Wu turned around and put the black ball on the head next to him. With Xia Youjie's painful mask on his face, he quickly tore off a rubber band with a "cracking" sound, and gave it with his backhand. Qiqi pierced a sky cannon.

Kiki: "..."

Xia Youjie: "..."

On that day, Gojo Satoru lost both his girlfriend and best friend (no).

The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 Lihualiang;

Bobo 3

Tomorrow Wednesday, no more.

The next chapter is on Thursday, at three o'clock, I will try to write more qwq...