After the be, the paper people will never forget me

"So please refer to..."

Qiqi looked at the price tag floating on the skirt that Wujo Wu gave to her...

How many zeros is this?

Roughly counting it is impossible to count!

Outrageous!

"I can't accept such an expensive thing!" Kiki, who folded it into a lollipop and found that she couldn't finish it in her life, was spinning little stars dizzily on her head, "And it's too much to pretend to be your girlfriend or something." ..."

It's too old and toothless!

Friends, can you change to a slightly novel script!

It's 2022 now, hello!

"Hey... classmate Qiqi will help the teacher a little this time..." Leaning over with a steamed bun in his mouth like a boneless one, Wujo Wu put one hand on the little girl's shoulder and turned on the soft and hard bubble mode, "I'm always caught by the family The old man is urging a blind date, even I will be quite troubled~"

"Will the strongest Wujo teacher also have this kind of trouble?"

Qiqi imitated the tone of Panda Maki and the others, pretending to be surprised and looking up at the man in front of him who finally wore a pair of normal sunglasses, and moved his arm aside in disgust.

By the way, puff up your face and complain in a low voice: "Also, don't casually mention a seniority to yourself to take advantage of me! I am also a teacher now, teacher! Shouldn't you also call me "Mr. Qiqi" as a mutual respect? "

"Ah, I don't want to..." The man waved his hand, as if to shake off some non-existent dust in the air, "Sounds funny, that is to say..."

Before irritating the girl, she raised her hand and pinched the other's soft cheek, leaned over and smiled and said, "And Qiqi is still in the apprenticeship period, isn't she? She was assigned to my door by the night moth again. Isn't it just rounding up?" Is teacher my precious student?"

Kiki: "..."

She couldn't refute it.

Qiqi: "Then you are really a good teacher..."

Flipping over the beautifully cut skirt in her hand, she lifted the fabric with her fingertips and rubbed it lightly. It was soft to the touch and very skin-friendly, and the pattern was also in the style she liked... What's more important was the price above!

If one day you get tired of wearing it, you can directly sell it to the mall to get a corresponding amount of game coins. Qiqi imagined a scenario where the system wallet is full of numbers...

Decisively chose to compromise!

"How, how?"

Stumbling out of the staff dormitory, Qiqi pressed her short skirt and raised her eyes quietly to look at Gojo Satoru who was looking towards her with a smile on her face.

"Perfect!" He stretched out his hand and gave two thumbs up without hesitation, "Yeah... I feel like I can eat several big blessings in one go~"

As he spoke, he walked over and rubbed the little hair that the girl had specially coiled up to match the style of her clothes, and directly pulled a strand of curled hair out of the hairpin.

He opened the man's big hand without mercy.

Qiqi covered her disheveled hair, and stared at her warningly: "I told you not to touch my head casually, bad teacher!"

as well as……

Why on earth is the size of the skirt and the size of the shoes just right?

The fit is so scary, it's like a custom made one.

Is it automatically set by the game system?

It's just that this trivial doubt didn't stay in Qiqi's little head for too long, because Gojo Satoru said that he could give her all the remaining water buns.

The little girl whose attention was quickly drawn away immediately gave up investigating, chewed the snack stuffed in her arms, and left with an unreliable teacher in a daze.

"It's stuffed with walnut puree! It's delicious!"

"Right, right?"

As a result, the classrooms of Panda Maki and others were empty during the normal class time of the first grade, and Ichichi, who had a little teaching experience, was pulled over and forced to take the top.

But that's all for later.

Wu Tiaowu was always the one who released the pigeons, but he never expected to be released today in a rare way.

"Okay, where is the blind date arranged by the family?" She dug a large spoonful of banana splits and stuffed them into her mouth, Qiqi looked suspiciously at Wutiao who was holding a mobile phone, "Could it be that you are here?" Confused me, there is no such person at all!"

"Hmm... It seems that the other party firmly rejects the family marriage..." The man turned his head, and shook the chat software interface in his hand at Qiqi, "It seems to be a pre-emptive strike and ran away!"

"Are you being hated?" Qiqi raised her eyebrows with a smirk, raised her hand and poked away the biggest strawberry in Gojo Satoru's super-large parfait "ah woo" and stuffed it into her mouth.

"That's right... Teacher, I'm so sad, it's the first time I've been disliked by a girl at such a young age..." Making a hurt expression, Gojo Satoru covered his chest and came over sadly, "Need cute classmate Qiqi Only comfort can get better~~"

"Hey! Then you better not get better!"

Reflexively, Qiqi hurriedly protected the dessert in front of her and shrank back into the booth. Unexpectedly, the other party's idea didn't hit her food at all, but raised her hand and gently wiped off the cream on her mouth with her fingers.

"Well, the child's family said that she went to an abandoned factory where a large number of spell spirits gathered abnormally recently, and said that she was worried, so please ask me to go and have a look..."

Putting his hands away, he licked the cream rubbed off the sides of his fingers without paying much attention, his cat-like pink tongue flashed past, Wujo Gojo stared back at the screen and frowned slightly: "Yeah, ah, one or two. You know you're going to make trouble for me."

"...?" Qiqi on the side looked at the undamaged dessert in front of her table, and then at Gojo Satoru, who was turning a spoon with a displeased expression on her face. For a moment, she suddenly felt that her youth was over...

Why not only didn't he grab dessert with her, but he didn't even react at all when his own was robbed?

Seeing that Qiqi was still staring at this side eagerly, Gojo Satoru pushed all the stacks of untouched snacks in front of the girl.

"...?" Seeing this, Qiqi's eyes lit up instantly, she swallowed, but she still looked up at him as if seeking confirmation.

"Aren't you going to eat?"

Gojo Satoru reached out and rubbed the girl's chubby head, and said: "You eat here first, I'll be back later."

"what?"

Qiqi hesitated for a second, maintained a sluggish expression, and continued to move her hands. She forked a large piece of cake that Gojo Wu pushed him and stuffed it into her mouth. He tilted his head in a daze and asked, "Are you going to leave me and go see other women alone?"

Gojo Satoru was a little dumbfounded, even though he was forced by the family to be a blind date whom he didn't know at all, he still couldn't just sit back and do nothing...

Just about to say something to coax Qiqi, who seemed to be jealous, she never thought that the other party had already killed all the sweets on the table with inhuman speed.

"I'm joking."

While talking, Qiqi clutched her aching head from eating ice cream too quickly, and stood up from the seat all of a sudden while holding on to the handle.

"Let's go, Teacher Wujo, I'll go with you."

结果

There really is such a blind date lady!

It means that Qiqi was caught under the arm of Gojo Satoru and a social animal with a briefcase, and she teleported to the scene of the incident non-stop all the way, and saved the blind date girl who was almost besieged by the curse!

The other party's name is Sifengin Zhenbai, she has black hair and gorgeous kimono, the standard image of a young lady, and her appearance is also pleasing to the eye, and the appearance of pear blossoms rushing towards her in the rain after being frightened is even more endearing... Qiqi will be loved by her The scent of the incense on the body is breathless!

The unbelievable amount of curses gathered in the abandoned factory was of course cleaned up by the Wutiao leeks, and what Kiki had to do was to comfort the slightly frightened one who was hugging her from the curse Miss Zhenbai of the Sifengyuan family, one of the magician families.

"Hey, give me a little bit?"

Walking out of the pool of blood and a pile of cursed flesh and blood scattered all over the ground, Wujo Wuxian was unstained, and glared at Sifengin Mabai who was crying and hugging Qiqi madly and sniffing.

"I can't go back to such a place alone, I don't care next time."

Seeing Gojo Satoru approaching, the girl who was crying until Lihua rained on her just a second ago, wished she could grab Qiqi's paw and put it on top of her head for comfort, the expression on her face immediately turned into an undisguised disgust.

"Hey, who cares about you coming to rescue?"

She said a word, and under the unfriendly eyes of Gojo Satoru, she dragged Qiqi back ten steps as if avoiding the plague.

"Just stand there! Don't lean in!"

"I'm allergic to you dead boys (だんし)! If you get closer to one meter below, you will get rashes all over your body!"

"...?" Gojo Satoru widened the blue eyes behind the sunglasses with a little surprise.

Soon he seemed to understand something, lowered his brows a little bit, and looked warily at Mabai Sifengin who was hugging Kiki intimately and sticking his tongue out while pulling his eyelids at him.

Tsk... the eldest lady of this family is not a lily, is she?

Gojo Satoru felt the veins near his temple throbbing faintly, and felt that it was necessary to rescue his little girl from the claws of that slut.

Damn, did she rub her chest just now?

Obviously he has never enjoyed this kind of treatment!

Not noticing the turbulent tide between the two people present at all, Qiqi, who was out of the situation, tore open the packaging of the last Pearl Pearl in her pocket, checked to confirm that it was strawberry flavored, and happily stuffed it into her mouth.

"Hey, when are we going back?"

She sucked the sticky candy and raised her head to ask Wutiao.

"What? Are you going back?" Sifengin Zhenbai was shocked when he heard the words, and for a moment he couldn't care less about making faces for Gojo Gojo. He grabbed the girl's arm and hurriedly took out his mobile phone from the sleeve of his kimono. , "What's your contact information? Can you add me to Line? What about my address and school? Are you free later? I can ask you out tomorrow... ah!"

Before she finished speaking, Qiqi, who was stunned with a lollipop in front of her eyes and watched the girl suddenly develop a rash, was picked up by a very jealous white hair.

"you!"

Shinbai General of Sifengin glared at her almond-shaped eyes, and was about to get angry when he saw the indifferent Gojo Gojo pointing behind her.

"Miss Zhenbai! Finally found you! You are not injured!"

It was people from the other party's family who rushed to the scene.

……

It wasn't until Miss Sifengyuan who was covered in rashes was taken away reluctantly that Qiqi dared to poke her head out from behind Gojo Wu.

"Conjurers are indeed a bunch of weirdos."

She bit the remaining half of the candy ball that was still stuck on the stick, licked her lips and complained in a low voice.

"Who says it's not..." Gojo Satoru shrugged, then patted Qiqi on the back with his palm encouragingly, "Okay, this opportunity is rare, now—"

"Let's give a little extra training to Kiki, who is "unable to accurately control the spell power", shall we? "

Kiki: "What?"

"Kaba..." He bit down the hard candy in his mouth one by one.

I don't know why...

She had a sense of foreboding.

After a few minutes……

"It's disgusting, it's disgusting, it's disgusting! Seriously, you, a wicked teacher, don't have any special hobbies!"

"Hey... why do you say that, teacher, I am a reliable adult man with a sound body and mind, I will be very sad when Kiki misunderstands teacher like this~"

"Yes, Wujo-sensei is a mature adult with a sound body and mind... What a ghost! Which mature adult with a sound mind and body would deliberately leave a slimy slime for the beautiful girl to level up!"

"Ah, I just think that the level and characteristics of this one are just right for Kiki to practice with, and it's not an ordinary slime? It's the king of slimes that can be disguised as an octopus at will!"

"It's not bad...and this name is just your random imagination!"

"Be careful, be careful not to get entangled, it's sticky and it's probably hard to clean up after you go back, right?"

"Shut up! Whose fault is it!"

While arguing, she sparred with the quasi-first-level curse, who looked like a slime and could be compared to a slime monster, with weird eyeballs sticking from head to toe, Kiki didn't even nearly fly off her shoes.

But Gojo Satoru, who is an audience plus a guide, is sitting in mid-air with a relaxed expression on his face at this time, and even stuffs colorful gummy bears into his mouth leisurely.

I really want to beat him down... Qiqi gritted her teeth, wanting to cry without tears.

Therefore, it is necessary to use ice cubes to penetrate all the eyeballs separately without exorcising the curse spirit immediately. What kind of surgical training is this!

Wouldn't it be better if the ice puck hit it and wiped it out immediately!

There are so many tricks to tease her deliberately!

"Oh, is it crooked? 1 point..."

"hateful!"

"No way, aim again, 1 point..."

"Tsk!"

"It's completely missed, 1 point..."

"I can't hit it at all!"

"Come on, come on... Don't sneak attack on the teacher, okay? 100 points, don't do it again next time~"

"Hey!"

In the internship evaluation, there are only 100 points in total!

……

【Paji】

"Okay! Mr. Wutiao, I hit... ah!"

Finally managed to hit one eye, Kiki turned her head up excitedly. The cat who caught a mouse for the first time was eager to claim credit. Out of the corner of her eye, she noticed that the ankle of a foot was about to be sticky. His hands were entangled, and he screamed immediately before he had time to react.

"Don't be distracted, 10 points~"

【Snapped】

Accompanied by the frivolous voice, Wujo Satoshi cast a small spell, which directly cut off the tentacles that almost touched Qiqi in the middle.

He actually took action to protect her!

Hmph, even if he still has a trace of humanity!

There was a little turbulence in her heart, Qiqi unconsciously hooked a small corner of her lower lip, concentrated her attention and obediently followed the instructions and continued to rub ice cubes to shoot her eyes, less complaining and impetuous.

Gradually, the accuracy has improved, and the speed has a slight upward trend. Gojo Satoru finally nodded in satisfaction.

And when there was only the last eyeball left, and seeing that the training was about to end safely and smoothly, Qiqi, who was bored, began to lose her mind. She raised her hand and yawned while performing the surgery, and her thoughts wandered to "what's for dinner tonight?" on important topics.

And this kind of consequence also caused her nerves to relax and took advantage of the curse.

The power of the remaining blood curse spirit that was driven to a desperate situation soared suddenly, and stacked tentacles spread out from the holes of hundreds of exploded eyeballs, twisting wildly, pouring in like pouring oil...

Such a sanguinary scene made Qiqi, who had always been somewhat unacceptable to horror scenes, froze in place.

Gojo Satoru didn't expect the girl to freeze for a moment, and the person seemed to be frightened and would not move, as if he didn't react at all...so that the timing of his help was a bit slow.

In addition, for some reason, the curse that the spell power soared when he was about to die caught him a little by surprise.

……

When Gojo Satoru shot "Cang" and blasted the curse into a mass of mud that could not be condensed again, Kiki, who was successfully attacked and almost failed to be pulled into the air to play, had flushed cheeks and was lying on her back limply.

In a short while, the bottom of the body was already surrounded by a bunch of disgusting tentacles that spread like sea creatures full of suckers...

"Qiqi, you're okay..."

"do not look at me!"

"Uh..." So, Gojo Satoru, who fell to the ground after contacting the technique, saw the girl's waist and limbs with disheveled hair in a battle-damaged state, all entangled by the slightly contracted octopus claws that had not lost their vitality, her cheeks and clothes, including shoes. The socks were also stained everywhere with the special colored blood in the body of the curse spirit.

His eyes were as wet as an innocent fawn's, as if he was about to cry at any time not long after he was bullied, and his whole person looked so bad that people would blush just looking at it more often.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"!"

Seeing that Gojo Satoru was still staring at him so embarrassingly, Qiqi was quite ashamed and complained about her aggrieved and crying, and the physical tears that swirled in her eyes finally overflowed shamelessly.

Awful!

She felt like a fly that was stuck on the ground with slime by elementary school students, her whole body was so sticky that she couldn't get up even if she crawled heavily.

At this moment, most of the grievances are on Gojo Satoru, the instigator...

Next time, I will never listen to his words and do any ghost training!

It's clearly playing tricks on purpose, wait and see her jokes, hey!

……

In the end, to Qiqi's surprise, she looked down at Qiqi's Gojo Satoru blankly for a few seconds, but in the end, she did not make a mockery or a childish photo-taking behavior as she imagined, but seemed to be caught by someone. He was silent as if he was in a bad mood, and his expression was gloomy.

A cold light flashed in his blue eyes, and Gojo Satoru raised his hand and squeezed a spell seemingly casually, smashing the remnants of the curse that hadn't dissipated in time, along with the ground.

Kiki: "..."

!

Qiqi was really a little dazed by the sudden action of the white-haired young man. Before she had time to be afraid, the other party had returned to smiling.

"Oh... What a confused child..." The man stretched out his hand towards him, "Come on, can you still stand up? Is there any injury, show the teacher a good look?"

It was as if the flash of anger in those eyes that looked like an abyss under the sea and a black hole in the universe at first were all just illusions.

"Teacher Wutiao, are you... angry?"

"Ok?"

Qiqi was so frightened by the overwhelming spell power released by Wujo Wu just now that she didn't dare to move. She was very timid at the moment, but she couldn't figure out where the other party's anger was with her unintelligent head. I thought it was because I didn't complete the tasks assigned by her, and I was very disappointed with her.

"Yes, sorry! I know I was wrong!"

In order to avoid being beaten, Qiqi immediately got up from the ground and took a standard soil seat, ignoring the sticky and tingling skin all over her body.

"I must be careful next time! I really didn't react just now, not distracted!"

This time I was really frightened, my eyes were red and I acted honestly, tears were rolling in my eyes, I was afraid that I would be treated the same as the ground.

Gojo Satoru who is angry is really scary!

It made her not dare to be too big or small at all, and she instantly returned to the appearance of an honest junior.

Seeing this, Gojo Satoru couldn't help but pinch the little girl's dirty face, but he didn't dislike it. He directly pulled off the coat on his body that couldn't buy half a sleeve even if he sold ten Kikis, and covered his head and face. Qiqi was covered inside.

"Oh, it's really nerve-wracking, it's rare to skip work once, and I wanted to take you to have fun..."

Reverting to his usual inconspicuous tone, the man stroked his soft white hair distressedly, and sighed, "Isn't it the only way to go back?"

Seeing that Gojo Satoru changed the subject thoughtfully, Qiqi was relieved.

While complaining about God damn "It's rare to miss work once", while shrinking into the other party's coat that almost covers her whole body, she glanced around.

"...!" Suddenly, she discovered something.

"Teacher, over there."

Qiqi pointed to the deep hole that Gojo Satoru smashed out with the curse before, and there was an unusual thing buried deep in the exposed concrete floor.

As long as you pay a little attention, you can find that it is a red and black tree that looks like it has been air-dried for thousands of years...

Finger bacon...