After the be, the paper people will never forget me

……

Qiqi woke up on the sheets with Xia Youjie's familiar scent, curled up into a small ball like an orange cat, her limbs trembled suddenly in her sleep, she regained consciousness and opened her eyes.

"Huh?" At first she looked around in a daze, looked down at her neatly trimmed dress skirt, reached out to pull the drawer to check the number of small umbrellas in the bedside table, and knew that this week she and Jay didn't make it to the last step.

Raising her hand to take a sip from the mug placed not far away, Kiki wondered why she fell asleep in the middle of the journey.

After much deliberation, only the black-haired DK is too gentle and gentle, neither frizzy and hurting her, but also always considerate her feelings in every way, the result is too comfortable and the quilt is too warm, accidentally... ...sleeping like a dead pig.

Hmm... as expected of her.

But speaking of it—

Huluhulu drank all the remaining water, looked around again to confirm that DK would not come in after a short time, Qiqi took out a black ball from her sleeve.

This was just when she and Xia Youjie were rolling around, she just picked it up from the other party's pocket, because dk hugged her too close to her body, and the chubby touch made her a little uncomfortable, so she didn't think much about it at that time Just took it away.

And because Xia Youjie wasn't paying attention to this at the time, he didn't realize that the curse spirit jade in his pocket that he hadn't swallowed and absorbed had run into Qiqi's hand at this moment.

Looking at the black ball that can be held in one hand and is no different from the bathing agent bought in the supermarket by Zhou Mu Gojo Satoru, Kiki carefully moved her nose to the ball like a kitten whose nose was close to a butterfly for the first time. Smell it.

Her memory has not been very good, but because she was too impressed when she happened to bump into Xia Youjie's curse-swallowing spirit ball at the intersection of Zhouzhou, she still recalled the original scene when she observed it closely...

Xia Youjie, who swallowed the curse spirit jade in front of her in the previous line, had an expression of unbearable pain on his face.

"Is this stuff really that bad?" Qiqi tossed and fiddled with the ball, murmured, and sniffed it carefully again, "It obviously smells like nothing..."

Would you like to taste it yourself?

She stuck out her tongue and was about to lick the magic ball, when she heard the footsteps at the door, Qiqi was startled, she was guilty of looking for a place to hide the ball, but unfortunately there was no time, there was no place to look around There was no other way, she had no choice but to shake her heart, opened her mouth wide, and took the curse spirit jade ball, compressed it, and put it in her mouth.

"Kiki? I came in?"

There was a light knock on the door, and Xia Youjie, who had changed into home clothes, opened the door and entered.

Looking up, I saw my own baby tame ran with bulging cheeks who didn't know what was in his mouth, staring at him with a slightly dull look.

The cheeks are as full as a squirrel stocked with nuts for the winter.

"Uh……"

Xia Youjie was slightly stunned.

But because he knew that this snack guy always had the habit of stuffing all the food in his mouth at once, he didn't pay much attention to it.

He only reminded her "be careful not to choke" as usual and planned to call her to the living room for dinner.

"Mom made your favorite salmon bowl, Kiki, do you want to..."

It's just that before Xia Youjie could say anything, Qiqi, whose expression changed from dull to painful, plunged into the bathroom at the other end of the bedroom without saying a word.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

In less than half a second, the girl's suppressed retching sound came from the reverberating space.

Xia Youjie:

what?

"Qiqi! Qiqi!" After being startled for a while, DK paused on the spot and quickly recovered his senses, hurriedly followed him outside and knocked on the door, "Are you okay? Are you all right?"

Food poisoning?

Or accidentally ate expired snacks?

I don't know what the girl was secretly eating just now... Xia Youjie was worried and worried, and Xia Youjie didn't notice that his mother, who heard the movement behind him and came to check, entered his room curiously.

"Xiaojie? What happened? Kiki, why..."

The questioning words were only half blurted before they stopped abruptly, and Jiemu's pupils, who glanced at a certain o'clock direction, instantly reached a violent earthquake.

"You and her...you..."

"You... she she..."

Xia Youjie: "?"

Looking back at the person with a question mark, Xia Youjie followed his mother's line of sight down, and saw the bedside drawer that was opened at some point.

Inside, the complete products that herald what the two of them did in private lie quietly in the drawer, and the big lala catches the eyes of the parents.

Bad, bad.

With a dry throat, he swallowed a big mouthful of saliva, looked at his mother whose pupils continued to cast gazes at him mechanically, and heard the girl's uncomfortable whimpers from the bathroom from time to time, Xia Youjie understood what the other party had misunderstood. The pupils also began to vibrate with the rhythm.

Xia Youjie: "No, we..."

He is not!He didn't!

You listen to his explanation!

"We just did it for the first time..."

"And I haven't, she just..."

For a moment, it seemed that he lost his normal language function. He opened his mouth several times and shut it several times. He was really ashamed to face his mother and tell the detailed process so bluntly. Xia Youjie, who failed to explain, fell into despair and helplessness. A weak state to love and wait for the storm to come.

numb...

On the other hand, the shocked housewives seem to have fallen into the stage of forced silence.

She tilted her head slightly to one side, gently supported her leaning cheek with one hand, and began to murmur to herself in a melancholy and mixed-feeling tone, as if she wanted to persuade herself:

"Yeah, yeah, that's right, it's almost at this age..."

"Yeah, yeah, that's right, you two have had such a good relationship since you were young, and I watched that child grow up, yeah, it will always come to this point, yeah..."

He said six "yes" in a row...

After sighing, there was a reproachful and serious gaze, like two sharp steel blades, shot at Xia Youjie, and his voice suddenly rose: "Listen, Jie! If you take safety measures, mom will Don't say anything about you!"

"But now! How can you let Kiki be...just..."

"She's just a child!"

Xia Youjie: "..."

It's not like that anymore!

……

Curiosity didn't just kill the cat.

Curiosity killed Kiki so much that even her body was squeezed out of the juicer and slapped on the wall of the machine!

That day, Qiqi, who had tasted what is called "wiping the vomit rag", vomited dizzily while holding the toilet, and almost ran to a friend's house overnight carrying a large-caliber mortar, and directly gave her a cranial cavity piercing .

It's okay if the curse spirit jade is unpalatable!It's okay if it's unpalatable!

Why why why even this level of taste perception has to be simulated so well!

Even if I recall the smell a little...

Ugh!

She's dirty woo woo woo!

Uh...

In short, after she was so disgusting that she vomited and cried and gave Xia Youjie a long time to comfort and calm down, Qiqi, whose IQ had recovered, couldn't help but think about her little girl again.

Jay...

As a curse spirit practitioner, he can only improve his strength by relying on the nuclear body left after the swallowing curse is expelled...

Have you endured the unimaginable all this time?

Kiki was unhappy for a long time after that.

She wanted to do something for Xia Youjie, but even she knew that she couldn't think of a good solution with her meager brain.

Help system?

No.

The system can only change her own data.

Mall props?

Think more.

It is also impossible for the game mall to solve the problem of the magic jade by picking out any props like Doraemon's different-dimensional pocket.

If the matter wants to be solved from the root, the only way is for Xia Youjie to stop absorbing and devouring the magic spirit, or even become a magician.

However, it is impossible to think about it.

This dead-brained guy who thinks that "conjurers exist to protect the weak" even wants to protect all non-conjurers he meets who are threatened by conjurers.

After all, in his eyes, non-conjurers are defined as the existence of the weak, and he who has the ability to save them must save and sacrifice as much as possible.

Here's the truth...

"My head is going to explode! I don't understand!"

Classroom, recess.

Qiqi collapsed and collapsed between the books, reached out and clenched her fist and slammed the table.

It’s fine if you don’t eat it!

If you are already so strong, why keep collecting spell spirits and continue to suffer to improve yourself!

To protect the weak?For justice?

Small head, big doubt.

Qiqi, who has a low IQ and doesn't have so much kindness, really can't understand why Xia Youjie would rather force herself to eat rags and be miserable than become a magician to save sentient beings!

Speaking of this week, she did not enter a college like last week, but chose an ordinary college, because she has long been fed up with the social animal atmosphere of the college where everyone is as busy as a dog!

"Nah! Kiki-chan~"

"I heard that there is a new maid cafe near the station~"

At this time, a head from the other side approached Kiki, who had rubbed her hair into a mess, and a huge Oupai pressure with an exaggerated size was placed on the desk, which immediately caused the desk to seriously tilt to one side.

It is the classmate jk Lily Chuanhua sitting next to her.

I just heard her continue to say enthusiastically: "During the new opening period, as long as you are willing to wear a maid dress and take a photo to display on the store wall, you can receive a limited dessert gift pack and a lucky draw chance for free! If you are lucky, you will also have a chance to draw Maid dress! Girls only!"

"Jianzi and I plan to go after school, and you will come with us, okay, okay?"

Facing the invitation of the girl with bright eyes shining like the light of Alpha Centauri star, Qiqi could only accept the invitation.

In fact, she originally wanted to go home with Jie, who happened to be doing a mission near their school, and eat a barbecue by the way.

The winter vacation is over, and the number of curse spirits has increased rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye. After the new year, there is no time to stay alone with the social animal dk who is busy exorcising.

With...

Then go to Jay for barbecue after eating dessert with jk.

Qiqi decisively adjusts the plan.

……

Speaking of which, the Lily Chuanhua who just spoke to him, and the Yotsuya Miko mentioned by the other party just now, these two girls are both Kiki's new friends in high school, and they are also in the ordinary college class where Kiki is currently staying. Classmates here.

At first, Qiqi became friends with Lily Chuanhua because of her foodie hobby, and because Xiaohua and Miko Yotsuya were good friends, Qiqi also became closer to Miko after going back and forth.

It means that after school, the three jk girls who went out together with the maid cafe as their destination suddenly turned into something that cannot be ignored on the streets of Tokyo.

And these three beautiful landscapes not only attract the shy gazes of the pure and innocent teenagers in Laishi, but also attract dirty and filthy things that are rarely noticed by the world.

curse spirit.

When Qiqi lowered her head and only paid attention to Patapada and Xia Youjie sending messages back and forth, an unknown creature with salty mucus hanging like a random combination of shredded octopus tentacles quietly approached and chewed without knowing anything. Lily Chuanhua with Yakisoba Bread.

"Wow..."

Among the three, Miko Yoshitani, who had recently awakened some special ability and was able to see such ugly monsters, immediately turned pale as paper.

"What's wrong with you? Jianzi, you look so ugly, are you hungry?"

Lily Chuanhua, who noticed her friend's unusual reaction but couldn't see the magic spirit at all, tilted her head worriedly and asked.

Seeing that the sticky and disgusting tentacle was about to touch her friend's chest, Miko Yoshitani squatted down and dragged her friend to the ground when she was so frightened that tears were streaming down her eyes.

"See you, see you?"

"Wow, wow! Look! The ants are moving! Ahaha..."

Forcibly resolving the crisis, under the suspicious gaze of the other party, he quickly changed the topic. Yotsuya Miko was about to breathe a sigh of relief, and looked up, but saw that the curse spirit, who was in vain, had already switched targets, and was about to reach the other party with its tentacles that were about to move. friend's chest.

Yotsuya Miko: "..."

This perverted monster!

Qiqi, who seemed to be feeling something, suddenly raised her head from the chat interface of the mobile phone. After realizing what she was about to do, she bit the chocolate pocky in her mouth in disgust, and raised her hand to release the exorcism...

However, to everyone's surprise -

At this time, a wild maid passed by with a high profile!

A complete maid skirt, a tall figure close to 1.9 meters, flowing snow-colored long hair, blue eyes with seductive shimmering water...

the most important is!This "maid"!

Just the moment he passed by, he gently and deftly crushed the curse spirit who was about to plot evil with his bare hands, and left without stopping without looking back!

"Wonderful..." ← see

"Good, so beautiful!" ← Hua

However, unlike the relieved Yotsuya Miko and the nympho Yuri Chuanhua, Qiqi, who glanced at the beautiful face of "Miss Maid", completely fell into a long and strange silence at this time.

wait wait wait!

The guy who just passed by with a large bag of dessert bags as if nothing happened was Gojo Satoru, right? ?

Kiki: ...

O mouth O

is she

Haven't woken up yet hallucinated?

Inside the cafe-

……

There are layers of lace headbands like cream decorations, a white apron with a tutu skirt with a large skirt, and white stockings with slightly translucent white legs.

Kiki, who was wearing similar clothes for the second time, had completely lost her sense of shame, and easily completed the full set of shameful actions specified by the store, and hung the washed photo on the wall.

By the way, the first prize was drawn.

Get Maid Outfit x1 and a whole bunch of useless Cube Creamer.

And just as Qiqi was finishing up, she lay paralyzed on the sofa, waiting for her friend to drink fruit juice and stared in a daze, when a teenager who was sipping coffee and sticking out his tongue in pain caught her attention.

"Bah, bah, bah! It's so bitter!"

It was a boy wearing a beret and a small cape, dressed like a detective.

The way he squinted his eyes even looked younger than Xia Youjie, and because of this Qiqi couldn't help but glance at him a few more times.

"Uh……"

"It will taste better if you add all of these together."

After thinking about it, she still pushed the cube sugar creamer piled up into a small mountain bun to the little detective boy. Qiqi was surprised that the useless props could be used so quickly.

"Oh..." Edogawa Ranbu raised his head and glanced at her, "It seems that the service of this store is quite good~"

"You misunderstood..." Qiqi tugged at the maid outfit she was too lazy to change, "I'm not from here..."

"Sooner or later it will be~" The other party interrupted him casually, and began to frantically add sugar cubes to the coffee.

Kiki: "?"

Sooner or later?

What do you mean?

At this time, a message popped up on the phone, and after a glance, Xia Youjie told her that he had arrived at the barbecue restaurant and sent a location.

In order not to keep the other party waiting for a long time, Qiqi stood up from her seat, ready to say hello to Jianzi Xiaohua, and hurried away.

"Hey you……"

Suddenly, Qiqi, who had gone a few steps, was stopped by a voice behind her.

Turning around, the young man who had fully opened his grass-green eyes was looking at her solemnly, hesitant to speak.

"what's up?"

Qiqi tilted her head and looked over in puzzlement.

Edogawa paused for a while, glanced at the white sugar cubes that were gradually melting in the coffee cup, moved his lips, and spit out a certain date for next year to her.

"This day, be careful."

Qiqi became more and more confused.

What a weird guy.

And just when she turned around again and really planned to leave, the boy stopped her again.

"What else?" Kiki blinked in confusion.

"Well, let's talk about it first..." Scratching his face and looking away, the other party was a little awkward, "It's not that Ranbu-sama doesn't know, it's just to test you for the time being!"

Kiki: "?"

Edogawa Ranpo: "Tokyo Station, how do I get there?"

Kiki: "..."

Qiqi, who personally sent the detective who got lost in a different place to the station, finally had no time to find a place to change clothes.

And this result will lead to -

In the end, next to the black-haired DK in the barbecue restaurant, two pretty maids in black and white tutu skirts sat on one left and one on the right.

Could it be... is it World Maid Cosplay Day today?

Xia Youjie, who was sandwiched between Qiqi and Wujo Wu, thought so, and fell into confusion with question marks all over his head.

"Uh..." On the side, Qiqi saw Gojo Wu, who spread her legs carelessly, was sitting in a booth playing with a wig, and had already put on his standard round underworld sunglasses, Qiqi felt a little bit in her heart at the moment. Thousands of divine beasts galloped past.

She relies on?

The wild maid who squeezed the curse with her bare hands before is really this guy?

If he hadn't pulled out the wig at this moment, Qiqi would have thought that Wujo Wu's directness in the second week had changed!

So what is going on with this magical white hair!

On the side, for the white-haired DK who shouldn't be here—purely because he was curious about what his friend's rumored girlfriend looks like——

At this moment, hanging down his eyes, he looked silently at the little one with a strange expression for some reason.

Small man, big eyes, childlike face... Is that boy Jie actually liking this lousy guy who is legal loli type jk?

Looking at the small frame, small arms and short legs, it is estimated that even if it grows up, it will not grow taller. How perverted is XP to be like this cute mascot, who can kick well The little guy far away is falling in love?

Can he get in?

"Hey……"

Although I don't know what the white hair is thinking, but I can tell from the expression that it is thinking of something very strange. Xia Youjie couldn't help interrupting Wujo Wu's gradually deteriorating mental activities.

"Speaking of which, Wu, why did you appear here?"

"I remember that I didn't seem to invite you?"

And, forget about Qiqi, what is going on with you wearing such a strange outfit?

Didn't you find that the eyes of the whole store are starting to gather on you?

It's embarrassing!

"Don't be so narrow-minded, Jay!"

Averting his eyes from the jk who only deliberately looked away from him, the white-haired male high school student folded his long legs.

"I just happened to patronize a newly opened coffee shop here, and I just followed you when I saw you coming in halfway."

He leaned back in the chair, and as he spoke, he waved the paper bag full of sweets to Xia Youjie.

After hearing Wujo Wu's words, Qiqi immediately understood the reason why this person dressed up like this.

Good guy, it's actually a girl who dressed up as a girl in order to get the limited-edition sweets that are newly opened at the store... I don't know where I got a wig for it?

Should it be you? Wutiao Pinru!

It's a broken leg!

Kiki was so scared that she hurriedly stuffed sweets into her mouth to calm down.

By the way, while eating, Qiqi carefully took a peek at the white-haired DK who was having a laughing conversation with Xia Youjie.

Sure enough, the other party, as the friend said, has no memory of Zhou Zhou getting along with him in this week, and shows a lack of interest in her. The world of Zhou Zhou is indeed two parallel lines that do not intersect.

……

In the end, Gojo Satoru stayed back to eat barbecue with Qiqi and the others.

After all, the store is famous for its ice cream and jam balls, and this sweet party fanatic doesn't miss an opportunity to indulge in something sweet.

Qiqi didn't have any objections, after all, her focus was on eating. Although Xia Youjie looked a little unhappy, seeing Qiqi didn't say anything, she didn't drive away the high-wattage light bulb after all.

For Kiki, the meal was very enjoyable.

She just needs to be in charge of eating, whether it's grilling meat or wrapping meat with vegetables to spread sauces, Xia Youjie is in charge.

After all, Qiqi's brain is not very smart, and her hands-on ability is also poor. If she is allowed to do it by herself, she might smear the sauce all over the place, or even eat the half-burnt and half-baked failed meat in a daze, and immediately have a stomachache after returning home.

……

"You are really busy."

At the end of the dinner, Gojo Satoru crossed his arms and glanced at Qiqi who had finished eating and was curled up in the arms of her best friend, and said calmly.

Like a little pig, she goes to sleep when she is full, but Xia Youjie still doesn't have the heart to wake her up, so it looks like she intends to take her back right now.

"Aren't you tired?"

Gojo Satoru frowned with the little milk cake still chewing in his mouth, unable to understand.

It's like serving a little ancestor.

Before that, if Gojo Satoru still had a little interest in dating, after witnessing Xia Youjie's way of getting along with Qiqi like a little ghost, he felt that he would rather spend his life with dessert.

What kind of girlfriend do you have? It’s so troublesome. Buy a few more milk cakes to eat, and buy a few more cups of neinei to drink it. Wouldn’t it be delicious to drink it?

Only fools fall in love.

Still with such a brat.

Throwing the leftover sticks of milk cakes into the wastebasket far away, Wujo Wu, who was about to peel off a few chocolate packages that came with the store, was suddenly stopped by Xia Youjie.

"Wait a minute, Wu."

"Ok?"

"That's drunk."

"Huh? Really. Tsk, here you go."

He casually threw the liqueur chocolates over, and Xia Youjie took them all in his hand, and casually put them into Qiqi's pocket who was leaning against him and sleeping soundly.

The two DKs chatted for a few more words and parted hastily.

Gojo Satoru wanted to continue searching for sweets, and just got a presidential suite for the night, while Xia Youjie planned to stay at home for the night. The two agreed to meet at the station the next morning and return to the high school.

But what Xia Youjie never imagined was that the liqueur chocolate that he undoubtedly put in Qiqi's pocket...in the end, something went wrong.

Gojo Satoru is a disheveled chicken who pours wine as soon as he touches it, and then goes crazy after pouring it. This is something that many people in the college have experienced.

But for the little girl who had never had a drink in front of her... Xia Youjie had no idea that Qiqi had a similar physique.

"Jay~"

That night, before she took off her maid outfit, she was dizzy, her steps were unsteady, and she suddenly came over with a blushing face.

"hug me!"

Looking up from the bottom, Qiqi's eyes were dotted with pink hearts, and she breathed out hot air full of alcohol, and she opened her arms and asked him with a voice as sweet as a cat.

"Uh..." Because the appearance is too bad, the two bad blushes on the cheeks are just right, not to mention wearing a cute maid outfit... Even Xia Youjie couldn't help covering his mouth and biting his lips to think in a crooked way:

Well, I mean...

Which "hug"?