After the be, the paper people will never forget me

……"asshole!"

She cursed again as if puzzled, at this time, she didn't care about Qiqi, who was too fussy with others, and rushed forward across Wutiao in an attempt to regain the priority of bathing

But when he passed by the opponent's side, he was caught off guard and tripped over.

"Wow!"

……

Gojo Satoru, who had easily broken free from the restraint of Qiqi's technique, regained his ability to move. Before Qiqi was about to fall down with his face rubbed against him, Gojo Satoru scooped up a handful with a conscience, and pulled the little girl by the back collar like a kitten. Get up and throw it far away in the opposite direction of the bathroom.

Not to be outdone, Qiqi twisted her body and used the sliding shovel in an emergency. While kicking the five Wuwu, she stuck to the ground like a snake, and pulled the door frame of the bathroom with a swipe.

"Hey! This is my dormitory! Of course I have to wash first!"

"Go to the next door and borrow a place to wash, can you die?"

"I will die in front of Jie!"

"I take care of you!"

"Uh..." Qiqi and Wujo Wu were at the door, you squeezed me and I bumped you, the two of them just pushed and shoved and got stuck in the door frame, their fingers interlocked, their big breasts squeezed their big breasts, their foreheads touched their foreheads, and they stepped on their feet to compete with each other for a while. .

In the end, Gojo Satoru, who had an extra tooth mark on the cat's ears... finally reached a settlement with Kiki, whose mouth was full of white hair——

The two simply decided that no one would sneak away first, but clean up together in harmony and friendship.

……

Gojo Satoru naturally didn't think there was any problem with taking a bath together with such a silly boy like himself when he was a child. He might still think that he was a baby who didn't grow up, let alone that the two had established a relationship for a year. Excess relationships.

As for Qiqi, there is no psychological burden. No matter how real the holographic effect, touch and temperature conduction are simulated, the game is still just a game to Qiqi. It's just a bunch of data.

Besides, Gojo Satoru is already very inhuman, and now that he has such a tail and ears, he can no longer be regarded as a human being.

May I ask what psychological burden does it take to take a bath with a cat?

"Hey! Wash it outside before going in!"

A few minutes later, as soon as Qiqi's feet touched the scalding hot water in the bathtub, Gojo Wu grabbed the back of her neck and squeezed it under the nozzle, pouring the topping over her face and drenching her head with cold water.

"Ah...wrong tune..."

"It's so cold! You're crazy!"

"Sorry, sorry, again..."

"It's hot!"

"It's fine now, trust me!"

"Don't take me as a test of the water temperature?"

"How do you know...cough..."

"Huh?" Struggling desperately like a cat cub, Qiqi let out a "wow" in anger and wanted to scratch the face again, but she couldn't match the strongest one with ridiculous strength, and was finally held down by someone The head sat on the ponytail and reluctantly lathered the hair and body.

After finally going through the water outside, the two childish ghosts had an argument over which bath agent to add.

"Use this ball! Don't you think it looks and smells like a chocolate-flavored avalanche cake!"

"It's so dark, it's so ugly, I think it looks like Xia You's hands rubbing the ball a little more!"

"Talk about me, what kind of weird shape are you! Duck?"

"It's a sailboat!"

"It's so black that it's so colorful and sparkly, hey, it's just outrageous!"

"What do you know? This is the most comfortable to soak, and you don't need to turn on the light to use it with its own fluorescent light at night!"

"It tastes weird..."

"It's blueberry lizard foot butter...it's herbaceous!"

"I definitely said something terrible just now, huh?"

As a result of the dispute, they threw the last two bath agents into the tank.

Even Gojo Satoru felt that Qiqi's lump of color overshadowed his avalanche cake, and threw several cakes into the water like he didn't want money.

Not to be outdone, Qiqi followed suit, and added all of the mysterious bathing agent that had been exchanged for a short time ago in the item store...

As a result, the water in which the two bastards finally took a bath turned into a pool of black and green, with colorful glittering flakes...nuclear wastewater...

No, the nuclear waste water is probably a bit more beautiful than this pool. This beach thing belongs to soaking a corpse in it? The degree to which the naked eye can’t see the clues from the outside at the first time may be unexpectedly suitable for Conan. studio.

But as the saying goes, people should not be judged by their appearance, and the same is true for bath water. Kiki, who was pushed by Gojo Satoru to test the water first, unexpectedly discovered that this unknown liquid that was almost expected to evolve into a slime was still... weird Appropriate.

Some particles that were not completely dissolved in water touched the skin, and immediately popped and popped like popping candy, so refreshing that Qiqi felt as if a hundred small fish came to kiss her skin with their fish mouths .

The temperature of the water was also just right, and she slid slowly along the wall of the vat as if she had no bones, and the continuous water mist with comfortable heat steamed Qiqi's whole little face flushed.

Sighing comfortably in the mist that smelled of sweet medicine, Qiqi slowly buried half of her face below the water level like a little old man enjoying hot spring wine——

But before Kiki started to enjoy the ecstasy moment of one of the three great things in life, the destructive chicken and cats arrived even though they were late.

"Ahaha, is it that comfortable?"

Looking down, I saw Kiki's mouth buried in the bottom of the water, gurgling and playing with bubbles, Gojo Satoru's expression was a little excited, children usually have faint expectations and eagerness to try, and the blue eyes are full of "Give me a try too. "Emotions.

……

"Squeeze, come in~"

Just reminded, the next second the slender and straight legs stretched out, stepped across the edge of the bathtub and stepped into the water, with the sound of "哗啦", the waves of water slapped relentlessly on Kiki's forehead. The 1.9-meter-large giant cat The cat fell into the water smoothly.

"—"

In an instant, the rising water level directly submerged Kiki's nose and even her entire eyes under the bath water.

"Cough cough...cough!"

Caught off guard that the nasal cavity and eyes were flooded at the same time, Kiki rubbed her wet eyelashes and propped herself up very unhappy, and with some complaints pushed away the stretched body that occupied most of her position.

This guy is really... really getting bigger and bigger!

"Never wash with you again next time!"

Qiqi made a gesture to push him, her fingers inadvertently touched the young man's chest, which was dripping with water, and slipped along the lumpy outline.

Ah er... Qiqi was surprised that it wasn't a chicken cut for nothing.

Obviously wearing clothes can not be seen at all!

"It's because the school bathtub is too small."

Naturally grabbing the hand that was making him itchy and pulling it aside, Gojo Satoru turned Kiki's face, and made someone sit in the gap between his curved two-month back with her back facing her. With his arms resting on the edge of the bathtub on both sides, his head turned to one side, he leaned closer, and for a moment his face comfortably rubbed against the little girl's wet hair.

After a while, DK, who had adjusted his movements, let out a sigh in his throat: "Well, anyway, you have short hands and legs, and you don't need much space at all, so don't worry about it being small..."

Before the word "thing" in that "little matter" could be blurted out in the future, there was only a "噗嗤", and DK, who was full of laughter and slapped his face, was caught off guard by a slanting jet of water, and his head was full of water.

"Uh..." Qiqi's cheeks puffed slightly in anger from being poked at the painful spot, and she turned around without saying a word and stared fiercely, her dark eyes seemed to be able to breathe fire.

[Poof] [Poof]...

The closed hands were still half submerged in the water, and the water jets that continuously squeezed out the effect of water guns hit Wujo Wuzheng's face without exception.

"Ahhhhhhhhh!"

Now dk's beautiful doll's face is immediately covered with that kind of neither black nor green liquid, the bangs on the forehead are all wet into strands, and the snow-white hair is dripping with water, and it is all dyed on the green...

But he didn't care, he seemed to think it was quite fun, he shook his head like a dog throwing water, shaking one head out of the afterimage, and all the water droplets splashed on the two ball heads that Kiki washed and tied

The tail hair, which has shrunk a lot, slaps and slaps on the water surface like a fish's tail. After playing around for a while, it feeds Kiki's mouth full of water...

"Five Enlightenments!"

Qiqi, who was persecuted to the end, finally couldn't help herself and sat up, hitting DK's chin where DK rested comfortably on top of her head with a mallet.

"You fucking did it on purpose!"

"it hurts!"

……

It took nearly an hour to wash up and down after a messy shower.

In the end, Kiki, who was sleepy early in the morning and was completely exhausted, held up the hair dryer, and Wujo Wu, who was pillowed on her lap to sleep comfortably, whistled and blew the fur all over her body.

Even though the ears and tails of big cats become fluffy as they dry out a little bit, no matter how soft and cute their white fur is, they raise their paws and scratch the air duct to play with you, and open their mouths "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "No matter how stupid and cute the way she is yelling at the air outlet for no reason...it can't arouse Qiqi's interest at all.

Feel sorry……

There is no such worldly desire.

Heart is so tired, she has no strength to like this dick anymore...

"Uh..." He clenched his fist and swore silently in his heart:

Next game!She must find a love partner who can take care of others!

Even if you don't know how to take care of people, at least don't blackmail people like that!

On the other side, Wu Tiao, who was completely unaware that he had been disliked by the shit-shoveling officer, at this moment, with a dry and fluffy head that had been blown into obedience, seemed to think of something, and suddenly raised his innocent face She stretched out her arms to wrap around Kiki's waist.

Her chin rested on the little girl's pajamas, which was rolled up to reveal a little white skin, and she rubbed it coquettishly, and said in a somewhat sweet voice: "Na na na, Qiqi sauce... I'm so hungry..."

"I want to eat the chestnut Montblanc from the newly opened store at the station, can you help me buy it for me~"

The tone of asking for help through and through.

"Uh..." However, Qiqi, who was holding her mobile phone with a serious face, had no intention of talking to others. At the moment, her other hand was still holding the front of the hair dryer and blowing her hair expressionlessly. Bird him.

Gojo Satoru made himself feel bored. He pursed his mouth like a down-and-out kitten that no one loves. He retracted to Kiki's lap and sniffed the dried-up tail. He played with himself for a while, feeling a little bored. Already, An Jing quietly pretended to be aggrieved.

After waiting for a long time, he still couldn't see the other party coming over to coax him as usual, crawling up like a cat who couldn't rest.

Gojo Satoru stretched out his head and put his face next to Kiki's, staring at the contents of the girl's mobile phone screen that he was staring at with curious blue eyes——

Then, on the Yahoo interface that Qiqi was opening, a series of search history was displayed under the search box:

【Why is the cat suddenly so clingy and rubs against people with its legs...】

【Introduction to cat neutering】

[Which cat is better for neutering]

【Which cat is the cheapest for neutering...】

【What should be paid attention to after neutering cats...】

【Will the cat break with you after waking up after being knocked out in a sack and sent to be neutered...】

Wutiaowu: "..."

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The author has something to say: Primary school students take a bath back (X)

Wash the cat (sure)

And I discovered a tragic fact... The manuscript I wrote seems to be lost... I'm going to look for it to see if I can find it...

So tomorrow will not be updated, and orz will be updated at three o'clock the day after tomorrow.

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