[Prank of the Gods] East

Spring to summer.

The fifth leaf of the tree of time has fallen, and it is already midsummer.

The cicadas sang loudly, and Toth announced in the classroom the much-loved...summer vacation has begun.

Dongfang was very sure that Zeus was playing tricks on him.

The gods just said to him yesterday, "Teacher Dongfang, please come and give us a class." If he is moved in this way, he will trigger the season change and announce a holiday the next day. Isn't this specifically blackmailing him for 1 years?

Toth left after announcing the news. Before he left, he glanced at Dongfang, who was sitting next to him in the teaching assistant's seat. There was obvious sympathy in Toth's eyes. You said that your class would be better than mine. Look, Zeus is even in class. The chances are not given to you.

This is the so-called cruelty of reality.

Dongfang lay down on the table discouraged, and turned into a scarecrow in a flash, wrote Zeus's name on it and poked it.

Obviously he worked so hard to be a good teacher.

When I was a mountain chief in the human world, but because I just wanted to exterminate the demons, I didn't take it seriously. After exterminating the demons, the school was also destroyed, and then I left for Egypt... I never touched the school again.

The students left the classroom one by one, laughing and talking about the summer vacation arrangements. After all, the first summer vacation as a human still needs to be well arranged.

Dionysius smiled at Dongfang's childish actions——Daddy, you've been tricked.

"Dongfang, didn't you mean class? The teacher doesn't come, and we don't know where to go...Dongfang's class is outdoors, right?" Badr called Dongfang.

Dongfang raised his head, standing or sitting in the classroom—the teenagers from the God Realm were waiting for him quietly, and none of them left the classroom early.

Dongfang suddenly had mixed feelings in his heart. He stood up, and the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, "Everyone... is a sensible and good boy."

"Who is a child!" The gods retorted vehemently, being described as a child by a person who looks younger than themselves is not something to be happy about at all, okay? !

But at this moment, the appearance of the young man standing in front of the window and smiling against the light was deeply imprinted in the hearts of the gods.

"Huhu——" Thor flashed a leaf again, and hid behind the tree trunk for a moment, before he dared to take a breath, and a drop of sweat the size of a bean dripped from his forehead. His clothes had been scratched in several places, What's more, he doesn't have much energy left.

To be honest, he has seriously regretted it now, and he has nothing to do with them, thinking about it with his toes, is Dongfang's class so easy to take?

Loki next to him is not much different.

Fortunately, he thought Dongfang was good, so he took them to the cafeteria for dinner before class, and even arranged a lunch break for a class.

It turned out that it was all in preparation for his cruel classroom.

【——Your strength is too bad, my first lesson is to teach you how to escape.The scope is the entire training ground, your task is to avoid the attack of the leaves, that's all] that's what the boy said.Dongfang is very considerate, and specifically explained that the leaves will not hurt the bodies of the gods, but they will cut off their clothes. If you don’t want to run naked on the campus, please run away with all your strength.

That's what Dongfang said, laughing like an angel, he is simply a devil.

You have to stick to one class, a class is 45 minutes, 45 minutes is [-] seconds, every second is suffering...

Teacher Bitot suffered too much in class.

The amazing synchrony of the minds of the gods.

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"Okay, time is up."

The gods were almost wiped out, and their corpses lay on the playground.What is corpse lying in the wilderness finally understands today, and it makes me cry when I say it.

"A fruit man doesn't talk." Dionysius lowered his head in shame. He didn't fruit fruit voluntarily. It was just troublesome to hide leaves. At first, he could concentrate, but then he was too tired... Fortunately, Dongfang was kind, and kept a little fat, otherwise he would really be ashamed to see others.

"The four beggars don't talk." Loki, Thor, Apollo, and Susano's clothes were all in tatters. As the East said, it is not too much to call them beggars.

"The two who barely passed the test safely, Hades Edonius, the Moon Reader." There were three or five scratches on the clothes. Although they were exhausted, they were not so embarrassed.

"With ease..." Dongfang had to say that he was surprised, "Badr Helinhorny."

The person who fell on the ground for no reason actually escaped all his attacks.Of course, considering the current human body of the gods, the training level is only level one, but in terms of their current physical fitness, doing this is already a good enough performance.

Baldr showed a smile.

Every piece of the body, what Mr. Todt called "muscle" is clamoring for soreness, and there must be a lot of uncomfortable organic substances called "lactic acid" in it, but he still smiled, He is the best at what he does.

in the Eastern classroom.

"Then next, reward the students who performed well and punish the worst performers."

Upon hearing this punishment, Dionysius, who was obviously tired and hot, had a fine layer of cold sweat on his back, and a gust of evening wind made him shiver with cold.

Seeing Dongfang waving to him, Badr was about to walk over, but this time he really didn't fall innocently, but his legs were weak, his feet slipped, his center of gravity was unstable and he was about to hit the street again!

And this time because the center of gravity was going backwards, Badr closed his eyes, hoping not to fall too hard. I heard that if the human body falls too hard, it seems that it will become a fool.

Although it is visually estimated that regaining the divine power and intelligence will restore it, but thinking about being stupid once...

"Really... It's too embarrassing for you to fall down just now, right?" The expected situation didn't happen, and a familiar force pulled his waist, and the boy's clear voice rang in his ears.

Ah, yes.It's Dongfang, and Dongfang is there... Generally, a fall that looks painful will not really fall.Badr stood up with the help of the vines around his waist, but felt that his feet seemed to be stepping on something hard. When he looked down, it looked like a button.

Badr bent down and found that it was indeed a button. Looking around, only Hades had the button.Because Dongfang said that they had to wear sportswear in class, he couldn't figure it out at the time, but Dongfang probably thought about it at the time, and it would be convenient to run in sportswear.Only Hades' tracksuit is button-down, the others are zip-line.

Badr picked up the button, and just took a step towards Hades, when he saw Hades stretch out his hand with a face of refusal, and said a word he was not unfamiliar with, "Don't approach me--you will encounter misfortune! "

The corners of Badr's eyes twitched, as for?It's just a button, if it weren't for the painful expression on your face, I wouldn't pick it.

After thinking about it, Badr felt that being a human being should not be so unkind. He picked it up, right? Throwing it away again is not only impolite, but also not a gentleman.He was about to throw the button over, but found Hades staring in the direction of the east, showing a panicked expression.

Badr looked over, Dongfang was standing in front of the flower bed, behind was an umbrella-shaped plant, and a huge wasp was flapping its wings, ready to release poisonous arrows to sting people at any time!

With a slight twist of his wrist, the button in his hand flew out, brushed past Dongfang's ear, precisely hit the wasp, and smashed into the flower bed behind Dongfang.

Badr and Hades on the opposite side of the east breathed a sigh of relief.

Although I know that person will not be hurt, I am worried that this emotion will disappear without knowing it.

Apollo, whose corpse was lying next to the flower bed, only heard a light slap, and the flower bed behind Dongfang sprayed water more than one foot high, and the perfect arc of its parabola just caught Dongfang who was caught off guard. Right!

Loki couldn't help holding back his laughter. It seemed that Bader's button seemed to have broken the sprinkler...

"Badr Helinhorni, are you interested in getting others wet?" Dongfang raised his sleeves, never thinking of this, "Snow Scape, do you dare not absorb water like this?"

It's only been a few days, and I've been drenched again by this seemingly natural God of Light, Badr. In fact, this is the most difficult character among the students... Absolutely.

Bader Jun blushed and immediately apologized, "I'm sorry Dongfang, I made you wet again..."

"Forget it." Dongfang used the light magic again, dried himself up, took out his mobile phone and looked at it, he remembered that the human girl seemed to say that although the human girl can pour water, but not too much, don't break it, he still Didn't have a good time.

"Mr. Dongfang, this kind of training seems a bit heavy. You see, everyone is tired. Can you reduce the class time as appropriate?" Yue Du put forward an opinion. It's not that he doesn't have perseverance, but that he hasn't adapted to the human body. It is too much.

"Yeah, this kind of training is a little too harsh, right? If every class is full of such training, I won't do it."

"I think you don't intend to give us the power to use [Yin Yang] at all, do you?"

Dongfang glanced at Loki who was talking, his black eyes were deep, and he didn't answer directly.

"There is a kind of sport in the human world called marathon. The whole journey exceeds 42 kilometers. You should understand what the number 42 kilometers means to human beings. When human beings are performing this sport, they cannot rest and need to run non-stop. You can’t replenish energy while running.”

Dongfang paused, "No matter what you do, if you want to be excellent, the most important thing is to have the endurance to endure all kinds of mental and physical pain and the self-control to control yourself. This is human You can understand all kinds of reasons. If you think the training is harsh, I don’t make any demands. It’s fine if you don’t use my class. Anyway, tomorrow is summer vacation. I have a summer vacation time to think about it. If you want to come to class next time, just come Come, those who don't want to..."

"Today's class is over here, get out of class." Dongfang announced the end of get out of class indifferently, and left without looking at the young gods.

Having said all that, it's good to be able to figure it out. If you don't understand... Dongfang lowered his eyelids, and his thick eyelashes covered those black eyes.

Are humans... so resolute creatures?Can it be done to such an extent?Then he, they, what right do they have to complain?The creatures that I despise are actually better than them...

Dongfang, are you disappointed with them?Have they let the East down?Obviously one second ago he was in a good mood talking about rewards and punishments, but the next second he walked away quietly...

None of the gods spoke, and the atmosphere was inexplicably stiff.

"Hello—are you from Group D?" A loud voice broke the frozen air.

Group D is the class they are in. Because they only have one year of study time, there is no difference in grade, and they graduate from school in one year.

The uncle in charge of the bathhouse rushed to the back mountain training ground, panting, and saw a group of beggar-like children, and almost didn’t recognize it. It’s really too much to play any survival game. Fortunately, Teacher Dongfang also talked about many students’ clothes It's rotten, it's a good solution to bring a cloak.

"Teacher Dongfang prepared a medicated bath in the bathhouse, and asked the students to take a bath... I don't know what the formula is, but I feel comfortable after smelling it. When the students put on their cloaks, they came with me and took a good bath. I greeted the dormitory teacher and said that the time can be delayed..."

"Where did... Teacher Dongfang go?" Yuedu distributed the cloak to his [beggar] companion before asking the noisy bathhouse uncle.

"Eh? Ah? Where are you going?" The monk Zhang Er, the uncle of the bathhouse, was puzzled, "It's already this time, shouldn't you go back to the dormitory to sleep? Compared with this, you guys hurry up, and when you finish the bath, I will pack up and get off work...but I can Talking to Teacher Dongfang at close range, even if you delay getting off work, it's worth it!"

East... Teacher...

The back of the boy before he left appeared in front of Apollo's eyes. If he thinks he is a god and can be loose, he will really disappoint Dongfang.

Apollo put on his cloak and stood up, "Everyone, let's go to take a medicinal bath, take a medicinal bath. After taking a bath, take a good rest and cheer up."