[Prank of the Gods] East

"Ahh..." Dongfang played with his mobile phone for a while, and felt that he was an old antique. He didn't understand many things at all, and he looked inexplicable-but the fun was still the same as before.

"Did I sleep for a long time?" Dongfang murmured, "It's not good, it's out of touch with the times..."

Looking at the sky, it's not early, it's better to find those two boys early and take them to the opening ceremony.

Just thinking like this, Dong Fangfang saw under a big tree in front of him, isn't the irritable boy Susano lying sleeping under it?It really takes all the effort...

Dongfang put away his mobile phone and walked over, couldn't help but burst out laughing when he saw Susano's face - Susano's fair face was pictured in a mess, with a curly beard and a goatee on his chin , thick black eyeliner, panda eye circles, exaggerated black eyelashes... There is even a clownfish with an open mouth and an extremely arrogant smile on his forehead!

"It's you..." Xu Zuo woke up hearing the laughter, and jumped up from the ground after seeing that the person in front of him was Dongfang, "You guy..." Originally, Xu Zuo was going to say something, but when he saw Dongfang's face After smiling happily, I completely forgot about it.

Not only is it good-looking, it has been a god for so long, the pure and elegant beauty of the elves, the coquettish and seductive beauty of the fairies, the wild and unrestrained beauty of the orcs... All kinds of intellectuals have their own different beauty.However, Dongfang's smile was something he had never seen before... a completely different feeling that was all-encompassing.

However, Dongfang's smile was too suspicious.

Those black eyes were not filled with ordinary smiles, but... unstoppable laughter.

The sequel can be confusing, is he wearing the wrong clothes today?Buttoned wrong?Shoes on the wrong side?Interlaced shoelaces?Mouth!How could this kind of thing be possible, even if it was possible, Nima couldn't fail to notice it no matter how nervous he was!

When Susano was about to ask what was going on, he saw Dongfang lightly raised his right hand, which was not covered by a sleeve, and gently drew an oval in the air in front of him.

With a flash of lake blue light, the elliptical body quickly appeared—a mirror.

Susano touched his face in a daze, and the person in the mirror also touched his face, Susano's eyes widened, and his expression instantly changed into an unbelievable shape like Σ(っ°Д°;)っ.

Damn, who turned him into such a ghost? !

Susano glanced at the overjoyed young man beside the mirror, a little bit suspicious in his heart, you are smiling so happily, it is definitely because you have not run away, he was sleeping before Dongfang came, and it became like this after Dongfang came.

Two balls of fire ignited in his eyes, Susano covered his cheeks and stared wide-eyed, "What is this! Did you do it?! Do you envy my handsome appearance and do such a thing because of jealousy? Dongfang?! Thanks to my brother, he still said that you are a good god!"

Coupled with his painted full face, Susano who is seriously questioning... In Dongfang's eyes, it is a living, moving and dancing laughing picture!

Dongfang couldn't help laughing even more, "Extremely handsome appearance 2333333 - even if your eyes are so wide-eyed, you are not cute at all, okay?!"

"Don't laugh!" Susano said loudly to Dongfang with the smoke on his head, "You are the one who laughs as stupidly as the ugly fish on my forehead!"

Dongfang's eyes widened in an instant, and he was flabbergasted magnificently, followed by even more uncontrollable laughter - he was scolded for the first time since he was born, and the content of the scolding was that he laughed like an ugly fish!

Susano, surprisingly interesting.

"It's my work." Loki flipped down from the tree, and blinked at Susano triumphantly, "Hahaha... how about it, I'm very talented... a work is a success The performance of two people, the clown Susano, the ugly fish Dongfang, not bad?"

Susano felt that he was not at all like a sea god, but more like a fire god!He felt that he could realize the materialization of his anger with a little more effort... A raging fire ignited in the background, Susano gritted his teeth, "Loki, you bastard, stop and I promise I won't hit you in the face!"

"Stop?" Loki smiled sarcastically, "Do you think I'm an idiot like you?"

"Bastard! It hurts!" Susano clenched his fist.

"Idiot! Come on!" Loki rubbed his palms.

Halfway through the stance, the two of them stopped moving in sync with each other, and their hands... didn't gather any strength at all.

Ah, yes, their power was sealed by Zeus's jewelry, really... Recognizing this fact clearly again, the two sighed at the same time, as if they were brothers and sisters.

Both of them are power fanatics. When encountering problems, they usually speak with their strength, so they are usually very good at using divine power. Now this situation is really helpless.

"Rocky Revertin, Susanoo," he put away the mirror with a wave of his hand, and the lake-blue light returned to the palm of his hand, and Dongfang put away his undisguised exaggerated smile, showing his usual elegant and calm smile , said to the two people who were slightly depressed, "Do you want to regain your divine power? I know how to do it."

"Would you be kind enough to tell us?" Loki smiled, holding his fiery red braid in his hand, and squinting his eyes towards the east.

"Of course - there are conditions." Dongfang paused, "When I was a human being, a brother told me to do things with courtesy first, and now you and I are going to attend the opening ceremony, do you understand?"

"In other words, if we don't go..." Loki froze with his braided hands.

"Yes, I won't hesitate to [rough] you." Dongfang smiled, "But you have the right to choose."

Susano frowned, "Dongfang, do you think I'm an idiot? Even I know that this option doesn't make any difference... If you have the ability, don't use your supernatural power, let's fight fairly! If, if you beat me, I will admit you I don’t need you to tell me, I will obediently follow you to that [shit style].”

"You have a choice. You choose to be active or passive. Anyway, the result is the same for me." Dongfang raised his eyebrows and said enthusiastically, "But if you want to challenge me, it seems that yesterday still failed you Understand that some gaps cannot be bridged.”

"Uruse," Susano said, being poked in the sore foot, his hair exploded instantly, "If you're a man, hurry up!"

"Okay, okay, don't worry." Dongfang nodded, "I'm going to send you to meet the god of death, Loki Revertin, do you have the same plan?"

Loki licked his lips excitedly. Contrary to his well-behaved appearance, his silver-gray eyes revealed a real desire for victory and...bloodiness.

Withdrawing his gaze, Dongfang happily planned in his heart, as expected, he should hold back, at least let these children not give up so quickly, they are already so bored that their bones are almost rusted.

Dongfang raised his right hand and said solemnly, "As promised to the origin of the universe, as evidenced by the heaven and the earth, I hereby guarantee that this time I will not use a single trace in this contest with the Japanese mythology Susano Totsuka and the Norse mythology Loki Revertin." It belongs to the divine power of the God of China."

A silver light flashed, drawing complex lines at Dongfang's feet. This is the law of restraint in the universe. The more powerful the god, the less able he is to violate his oath.

Originally, the gods would not violate the agreement, and those who like to destroy promises and agreements are only intellectual animals like human beings.

"Isn't that fair? How about it, Susanoo, Loki Revertin, are you too scared to move?"

How could a young and energetic person avoid such a staring gaze?

Susano and Loki looked at each other. Although their divine power was sealed, their battle experience did not disappear, and their instinctive reactions were still quick. They didn't believe there was no chance of winning against Dongfang, who also couldn't use his divine power!

"Hahaha, little beauty of the East, do you still take what I said yesterday to be wrong? The situation is different now. Even if you stand by me, I will defeat you." Loki laughed arrogantly, accumulating energy under his feet With one jump, the four candies in his hand rushed towards the east under the wind.

Rocky sneered in his heart, Smelly Dongfang, I was hurt by three leaves yesterday, see how I got back today, this candy is not just candy, it is a particularly pungent smell bomb that he often uses for pranks!

If Dongfang smashed them, just wait for the smell to burp!It doesn't matter if Dongfang doesn't destroy them, the ten-second self-destruction system-it's done by him, Rocky, it's trustworthy!

If Dongfang was more powerful and escaped the bomb attack, what awaited him would be his fist!That's right, his current attack is just a fake move. The real target he aimed at was the moment when Dongfang was caught off guard by the bomb and came out of the smoke!

Perfect battle plan... Let him give his plan a thumbs up.

Susano was also on the offensive, coordinating with Loki's offensive, blocking Dongfang's retreat from behind!

There was a slight smile on Dongfang's lips, the concealed weapon was shot well, presumably because he practiced it often in life, the four candies not only shot at tricky angles, but also had excellent timing, blocking Dongfang's Dongfang's escape route to death. The only exit left has Susano waiting there!

It's a good trick to catch ducks on the shelf and catch turtles in the urn.

It's a pity, it's too impetuous.

There is no way to retreat is the way to retreat, and there is no way to retreat or not to retreat.In just a split second, Dongfang raised his left hand, and the wide sleeve fluttered slightly with the air current. Dark green light spots appeared on his white hand, and the light spots slowly revolved around Dongfang's hand, but the power contained in it made Xu Zuo Neng and Luo Ji were secretly startled, the greater the power, the slower it would run. Dongfang's dark eyes were as bright as the sun in the sky, his black hair swayed without wind, and his black robes swayed like clouds. The silver lines that symbolize the restraint of divine power are still dazzling.

The bright green light spots formed a circular pattern that Loki had never seen before, and four streams of air flowed from the edge, knocking down the candies like arrows breaking strings!

"This...isn't it divine power?" Susano opened his eyes wide in surprise, but before he could react, the candy had already fallen in front of him, and Dongfang stopped in place!

Did the plan fail?Hey, Susano drew a semicircle with his left foot, swung his body and punched Dongfang with his right hand... Well, hitting the face is not very good, Susano moved his fist down, shoulder!

Loki smiled triumphantly, success!

Although the candy was knocked down, the position of Dongfang Station is within the range. As for Susano, let him go.

"Bang——" a slight popping sound cut through the air, four candies exploded at the same time, and the pungent gas instantly submerged within a radius of two meters centered on the east. This gas was not only pungent, but also colored. Suddenly blurred!

"Cough cough—cough cough—" Xu Zuo Neng was caught off guard by the explosion, and accidentally inhaled the gas, and the attack lost his aim all of a sudden, covering his mouth and nose and coughing desperately!

Dongfang's complexion changed, and he withdrew his left hand suddenly, covered his mouth and nose with his wide sleeve, pointed his toes, and retreated quickly!Almost got hit, the little fox still has a little brain!

Loki dodged, and when his sharp eyes saw the black retreating from the pink smoke, he lifted his leg and kicked it!He's sure that if this foot is swept across, no matter whether it's the east or the west, it will definitely hurt one side!

Dongfang couldn't dodge in time, and his body leaned back, and Loki's legs almost swept away.

However, Loki didn't hope to subdue Dongfang with one move, he immediately stopped the sweeping attack of his legs, and pressed down hard.

……

The two teenagers who were bundled into rice dumplings were thrown under the tree like garbage.

Susano gritted his teeth angrily, "Rocky, you pig teammate, do you sell teammates like this?! Your bomb directly cleared my combat power to zero, okay? If it wasn't for you, I would lose—ah, sneez, Susano sneezed and continued, "Look, thanks to you! My nose is still uncomfortable!"

Loki looked [I don't care], and even smiled happily, "Then you can thank me. You don't even know the offensive of your teammates, and you don't know who the real pig teammates are! It's not that the opponent is too strong, it's just that My partner Taixiang."

"Okay, okay, you lost, you want to go to the [entrance ceremony] obediently with me?" Dongfang clapped his hands, because the competition was over, and the silver streaks on his feet disappeared. Hearing the quarrel between the two, Dongfang I couldn't hold back the joy, it used to be so lively, but he didn't know how to cherish it at that time, Dongfang waved his hand, and the green leaf rope that bound the two was untied.

Hearing Xu Zuo Neng's complaint about his nose discomfort, Dong Fang's heart moved. He waved out a bottle of crystal clear liquid and threw it on the body of the sequel. The juice of the Longquan flower that grows next to the spring should be cured after smelling it. You seem to be choking very badly..."

Susano was taken aback, although he didn't know what that Longquan flower was.But Longquan knows that most of the dragons in the east can control water, and they are the rain gods in the eyes of human beings.Generally, in places where gods live, there are many elemental forces that can become divine powers. Presumably this is also...

He threw it over without blinking.

"That..." The words of thanks turned into, "Longquanhua, I have never heard of it..."

"Oh, that's because I gave it a name. It's only natural that I haven't heard of it." Dongfang nodded with a natural look on his face.

Xu Zuo could feel his hands trembling... Can this really work?Isn't there any danger in using your life?

Tremblingly, he opened the bottle cap, and a pleasant fragrance wafted out, and his nose, which was still itchy and tingling, immediately felt comfortable, Susano was a little surprised, it was quite reliable.

After smelling it for a while, Susano realized that the scent was somewhat familiar.The place where he practiced was the place his father found for him, and there was this kind of scented flower, just because there was only one, so the scent was not strong, but thanks to that flower that helped him guide the sea water Only with his own strength, he succeeded in becoming a god.

...It turned out to be a potion, how rich are you!

People who are willing to spend money for their friends are good people, his father had told him so.

As a result, the simple Susano finally looked at Dongfang more pleasing to the eye, Dongfang's smile changed from a sinister smile to a gentle one, and Dongfang's image in his heart also changed from a good-looking dwarf to a petite dwarf... Although this The two look perfectly fine.

Luo Ji got up and moved his hands and feet. Being tied up is not a comfortable feeling. Sure enough, he still can't beat Dongfang, even if he doesn't use divine power... But, he really still cares. Since he swears to the origin of the universe, then Dongfang's divine power is absolutely If he couldn't use it, then when Dongfang was forced to dodge by him, what were the leaves and vines that flew out of his hand... Could it be, isn't that divine power?

"Loki Revertin, your strategy is very good. Today I will teach you the first lesson. In the face of absolute power, all strategies are ridiculous." Dongfang saw Loki's question, "The universe is divided into yin and yang, and yin and yang are divided into yin and yang." It is the rotating mist, Yang is the divergent gas, that is, the origin of the universe is chaos, the so-called Wuji gives birth to Taiji, Taiji gives birth to two appearances, and the two appearances are heaven and earth..."

"That, Dongfang," Susano stared, "I don't understand at all!"

"Ah, I forgot, you don't belong to Huaxia. To put it simply," Dongfang thought for a while and described, "Relax your mind, concentrate your energy, and comprehend nature. Power will emerge from nothing, and the power generated belongs to Yin and Yang. , not in the category of divine power. It is my original method, and I understood it when the divine power exhausted from the first war of gods and demons was almost exhausted."

"This is still too far for you, but you will understand it in the future." Dongfang waved his hand, "It's not too difficult. I will understand it when I talk about Zeus, and you will not be far behind."

"Time is running out, I don't know if Apollo Agana Belea and the human girl have gathered, let's go and have a look." Dongfang waved at the two, "I would like to admit defeat, let's go .”

Susano can keep up with Dongfang's footsteps.

Loki was a little behind, "Hey, Dongfang, you said that we will participate in the [entrance ceremony] and tell us how to get back the divine power—"

"Let's wait until the [enrollment ceremony] is successfully concluded." Dongfang smiled and interrupted Loki, but he couldn't help sneezing with an itchy nose. , Thinking about another small sneeze.

Loki walked behind and looked at Dongfang Feiyang's black hair, and laughed unscrupulously.

These original gods still have lovely existences.For example...