cute crush method

Bai Xiangxiao felt like he had a dream.

The situation in the dream was very chaotic, the scenes and characters were constantly changing, and the effect of alcohol made his whole thinking magical.

It seemed that he was still drinking with Lao Li and the others, and in the next second he teleported to a foreign country, flew into space on a rocket, and was ups and downs in a sea of ​​stars.

Finally, it landed on a planet, where it was as hot and uncomfortable as the tropical rainforest in Africa, and there was a thorny vine surrounding him, which could not be chopped off no matter what.

Bai Xiangxiao walked for a long time but couldn't find his way home, until he met a monster with big eyes who said he wanted to take him home.

Naturally, Bai Xiangxiao was vigilant and didn't follow him. The big-eyed monster started to use his skills, and the familiar cedar wood smell emanated from his body, which successfully confused Bai Xiangxiao and made him try to sniff it.

"elder brother?"

Big Eyes smiled and nodded: "Come home with me."

Bai Xiangxiao played with him for a while, and when he got tired of playing, he smiled and exposed him: "Stop pretending, you are not my brother."

When the big-eyed monster failed in his plan, he immediately became angry from embarrassment. He conjured up a big fireball to trap Bai Xiangxiao inside, and sprinkled chili powder in his mouth.

Later, there was a fight scene where the two of them came and went, and in the end they didn't know who won.

In short, this alien journey was weird and miraculous. When Bai Xiangxiao woke up with a splitting headache, he still remembered the details inside, and then lay on the bed rubbing his forehead and turned over.

Big Eyes is so bad...

A typical villain, the corner of his mouth still hurts from the spicy chili noodles.

Bai Xiangxiao opened his eyes and sat up. After a hangover, he didn't feel good, and his mouth hurt unbearably.

Of course, the pain in the mouth is definitely not caused by the chili noodles. It is all because the Chongqing hot pot last night was too authentic. It was so numb and spicy that he didn't eat less, and his mouth was swollen.

Bai Xiangxiao sat on the head of the bed blankly, his head was still a little dizzy, and his spirit was relatively lax.

Fortunately, school didn't start, otherwise I wouldn't be able to go to class in this state.

He stood up unsteadily and wanted to go to the bathroom, but just as he opened the door, he bumped into Han Xing who came out of the bathroom, with the faint scent of mint toothpaste on his body after washing.

Bai Xiangxiao greeted him as usual, but saw Han Xing staring closely at the corner of his mouth, his eyes were a little dim.

Bai Xiangxiao touched it subconsciously, and suddenly took a breath in pain, and his tongue was a little big when he spoke.

"I don't know why it's swollen, maybe the hot pot last night was too spicy."

Han Xing's eyes flickered slightly, and then he hummed: "Come here and get the medicine."

Bai Xiangxiao nodded, ran to the living room and sat on the sofa obediently without washing his face after going to the toilet, watching Han Xing take out a bottle of aloe vera gel from the medicine box, and then squeeze out the transparent gel-like texture on his hand.

Han Xing raised Bai Xiangxiao's chin with one hand, and gently applied aloe vera gel to his red and swollen lips with the other hand.

The soft touch on his fingers reminded him of his crazy actions last night. He even stayed up all night, lying on the bed with the photo of the boy and doing another shameless thing, but he lost the previous pleasure. A person can no longer satisfy his inner desire-desire.

After stepping out of that line of defense, I realized that just a small taste of food can make people have endless aftertaste.

After touching the aloe vera gel, Han Xing's fingers still did not leave, gently touching the young man's rosy lips.

"I hurt it last night."

Bai Xiang was stunned for a moment with a smile, his face suddenly became embarrassed, he scratched his head, and said cautiously: "Well... I drank too much yesterday, is it because the wine is not very good?"

Bai Xiangxiao immediately imagined a hundred scenarios, for example, he accidentally hurt the corner of his mouth in order to stop him from drinking madly.

Or maybe he was so drunk that Han Xing dragged him home and accidentally knocked on the door frame when he entered.

After all, there are some bad scenes in my mind...

Under Han Xing's gold-rimmed glasses is a cold warning: "When I'm not around, you can't drink anymore."

This sentence is equivalent to acquiescing that his wine taste is not good.

Bai Xiangxiao nodded in embarrassment. Han Xing didn't say that he wouldn't go drinking again, and it was very uncomfortable to wake up. The most important thing was that the amount of alcohol and the quality of the wine were so poor that it was embarrassing.

After watching Han Xing go to work, Bai Xiangxiao fell back on the bed, ready to go back to sleep.

However, he did not fall asleep after tossing and turning, so Bai Xiangxiao simply took out his mobile phone and asked a question in the silent dormitory group.

Little Panda: 【How much did I drink last night? 】

It wasn't until twelve o'clock at noon that the third child replied in the group: [A glass of white and a glass of beer. (Excellent jpg.)]

Bai Xiangxiao remembered some of the situation when he saw the message. He managed to take a glass of baijiu, and the first sip was so spicy. Although the taste was not good, he didn't feel anything else when he drank it.

After drinking Lao Li, he wanted to pour him a second glass, but Bai Xiangxiao refused, unable to bear the tormenting and stimulating taste, he quickly changed to beer and rinsed his mouth like white water.

In the end, after drinking another glass of beer, Bai Xiangxiao realized that something was wrong. The voices of Lao Li and the others became farther and farther away from his ears, and he also began to feel dizzy.

The strong aftertaste of liquor mixed with the taste of beer made him want to vomit but couldn't vomit...it was unforgettable for a lifetime.

Finally collapsed on the table and began those fantastic dreams.

Bai Xiangxiao swore that he would never drink again.

For several days in a row, he ate clear soup with little water, and the hot pot also hurt him. Now it doesn't taste good, and the main reason is that his mouth is swollen and painful.

In fact, Bai Xiangxiao was quite curious about what kind of fight it was that made Han Xing hurt his mouth when he picked him up.

But he was afraid that he would lose his face after knowing the truth, so he didn't ask after much thought.

After a week of salted fish, it is the day when school starts at the end of February.

After Han Xing got off work at night, the first thing he did when he got home was to help Bai Xiangxiao carry his things, and then drive him back to school.

Bai Xiangxiao reluctantly parted from Han Xingjia's big bed, sitting in the passenger seat and feeling a little depressed, thinking of the hard bed in the dormitory, his back hurts.

He was about to put on his seat belt when a figure suddenly leaned over beside him. His gray suit smelled faintly of cedar.

Bai Xiangxiao was a little dazed, and quickly said, "I can tie it myself."

Han Xing stopped his movement with a look, then took the seat belt and walked around his body carefully.

The two were very close, and Bai Xiangxiao's entire back was pressed against the seat, and he still felt that the temperature of the air was getting higher and higher, which made him a little embarrassed.

Han Xing helped him wipe his mouth when eating, and Han Xing helped him to fasten his seat belt when he was in the car. He was not as good as a kindergarten kid, maybe he was treated as a newborn baby...

However, after fastening the seat belt, Han Xing's body still did not leave. He lowered his eyes and looked at Bai Xiangxiao seriously.

The distance between the two was too close, and Bai Xiangxiao was a little nervous because of the powerful aura emanating from the person in front of him. Under the glasses with gold rims, it seemed that there were some things he couldn't understand, and Bai Xiangxiao swallowed subconsciously. one time.

"Thank you, brother."

Han Xing hummed, but his voice was a little hoarse.

"It was here last time, it hurt your mouth."

what?

Bai Xiangxiao froze again, he looked down at the metal buckle on the seat belt, speechless.

How stupid I am to get my mouth swollen by the buckle.

Bai Xiangxiao scratched his head, his expression was embarrassing all the way, he knew he shouldn't have this kind of curiosity.

When he arrived at the school gate, Bai Xiangxiao quickly picked up the big and small bags, and walked into the school with a breeze under his feet.

As long as he runs fast, Embarrassment will not be able to catch up with him.

After returning to the dormitory, I happened to hear the second and third children teasing Lao Li, revealing a lot of funny stories about drinking too much on his birthday.

The third child: "You all don't know how embarrassing it was when I carried him back to the dormitory. I was singing and howling. I wanted to pretend that I didn't know him. The auntie downstairs looked disgusted when she saw it."

Second child: "Hey, I didn't sleep that day, Lao Li took me and told me that he was an Eskimo all night, can you believe it?"

Old Li blushed, and quickly interrupted: "Okay, okay, save some face for my buddies, don't brag and drink next time, okay?"

Bai Xiangxiao put down his things, and sneered twice: "Am I similar to Lao Li, seriously drunk?"

The third child waved his hand: "You are much better than him, and you slept over there for a long time."

The second child nodded: "I didn't wake up when I sent you to the car of the eldest brother."

Hearing this, Bai Xiangxiao was puzzled again...

Since he wasn't drunk, wouldn't that be an unsolved case?

Can this mouth be chewed by someone?

Bai Xiangxiao shook his head, and decided not to think about these messy things anymore. Anyway, his mouth is healed, and he won't delay his meal at all. Let's quickly turn to these embarrassing things.

At the beginning of March, the cold winter came to an end, the weather gradually warmed up, and small green shoots appeared on the flat grass of the school.

The second semester of the sophomore year was a bit more free than the last semester, and Bai Xiangxiao resumed his daily life of going to class to catch fish. Unfortunately, Xingqi Coffee has not opened yet, and there is no place to work on Saturdays and Sundays. Can't adapt.

But soon Lao Li found something new for them, signing up the whole dormitory for a spring outing organized by the school.

The second child and the third child were speechless when they found out, and immediately began to complain.

"I heard that the students who come back from the spring outing every year regret it. The conditions are extremely poor. The campsite they chose is comparable to a mass grave."

"Go and look through the Tucao posts on the school forum. There are also photos of mass graves."

"Old Li, are you overthinking it?"

……

Lao Li snorted, and said with a hey smile: "We have to be a bit curious, how can we know what's going on if we don't go and see, in case the school's conscience finds out this year, the preparation funds are sufficient, and the choice is another one with mountains and rivers. It’s a great place, wouldn’t it be regrettable if you don’t go? Besides, the four of us in the dormitory haven’t gone out to play together yet. Xiaobai didn’t go to the mountain because of his part-time job last time. Now we just have time to go camping together. trip."

After listening to Lao Li's nonsense, there is some truth to it.

The second child and the third child finally compromised, for the reason of being able to go camping with Xiao Bai. As for whether the school can find out with conscience, no one dares to hold out hope.

Bai Xiangxiao was a little touched when he heard that, Lao Li is a soft-hearted person, and he would think of him for everything.

In this way, the spring outing was agreed, and the four of them began to pack their things, preparing to set off with the school bus early the morning after tomorrow.

Bai Xiangxiao also called Han Xing in advance and said that he was going to go camping for five days.

On the phone, Han Xing asked, "Where are you camping?"

Bai Xiang smiled and touched his nose: "I don't know..."

Otherwise, this spring outing is unreliable, and you don't know where you are going until you reach the destination, just like smoking a blind box.

"It's just arranged by the school, so there must be no problem with safety."

Only then did Han Xing feel relieved: "Well, come back and send me a message."

Bai Xiangxiao nodded obediently: "Okay."

On the day of the camping, the school asked to gather at the school gate at seven o'clock.

Bai Xiangxiao and the others rushed to get on the bus in the last minute with their bags on their backs. Looking around, there were eleven people sitting in twenty seats, including the four of them, a total of fifteen people participated in the camping.

Old Li whispered, "The quota is 20 people."

Good guy, the quota is not even full.

Moreover, all these immature faces were freshman students, and there were only four of them in the sophomore year, and no one signed up for the seniors, juniors, and seniors.

It can be seen how dismal the spring outing was held.

Bai Xiangxiao and the others sat in the last row. As soon as he sat down firmly, he saw a familiar figure in front of him.

The enthusiastic student turned his head.

"Good morning, seniors."

That bright smile and white teeth almost blinded the eyes of four people.

Bai Xiangxiao was a little surprised: "You're here too."

Old Li was even more surprised: "It's not right, all the new recruits are here, the quota should be overcrowded."

The third child asked, "Did you report your name secretly?"

The junior nodded, lowered the brim of his hat, and put his index finger to his mouth and hissed.

With the enthusiastic junior brother, a social expert, there was no idle time all the way, just listening to him chatting with Lao Li, the second and third children interjected a few words from time to time, Bai Xiangxiao sat by the window, and put a few The personal chat was a lullaby, and I fell asleep all the way with my head tilted.

It was after eleven o'clock that I arrived at the camping site, which was halfway up a barren mountain in the suburbs.

Because there are only some green plants on the mountainside, and the rest of the place is bare yellow land and rocks, the environment can only be said to be quite satisfactory, not bad but not very beautiful.

But everyone doesn't have any requirements, just mass graves.

The accompanying teacher took everyone out of the car to set up a tent. It took two hours to set up a tent for 15 people. After all, they were college students who didn’t even bother to do housework.

It's just that the distribution of the tents is incredible. There are two five-person tents, one three-person tent, and one double-person tent. The school can't directly prepare three five-person tents.

In the end, there were only two small tents left.

Several people looked at each other in blank dismay, they didn't expect this to happen, and the four of them took it apart after they came out to play.

In the end, the junior took the initiative to step forward, grabbed Bai Xiangxiao's shoulders, and said with a smile, "Senior, you and I can live in a two-person tent."

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