Three Kingdoms, you are so cute

Lu Nan was dressed in men's clothing, with a small bundle on his right shoulder and a piece of dead grass in his left hand, walking leisurely on the mountain road.Suddenly leaving the place where she lived (as a slave...) for a long time, she was at a loss, what could she do?

The family members are gone, and the only relative is temporarily missing. Even if he is found, he still has his own things to do.And she hasn't seen him for many years, will he have long forgotten her existence?

However, it's good to be able to do what you want to do first-it's good to go and see the most famous people in this era, and find a way to watch the biggest war scenes while ensuring your own safety...

In this period of history, there were many celebrities and generals, and she was very curious.

Guan Yu, who has both integrity and loyalty, has become her elder brother. He has lived together since childhood. He is no longer a character in TV dramas, books, or storytellers, but actually exists in front of her. People are no different.Therefore, it seems that she should seize this rare opportunity to take a look at other famous people who have been passed down through the ages.

Otherwise, wouldn't it be a waste of time to travel to the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty?

It is now February 190 AD, and the eighteen princes are calling on Cao Cao to attack Fatty Dong.

The Eighteenth Route princes' discussion for Dong was just at the beginning of the chaos at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, and the center of the chaos was now concentrated in the north.Lu Nan just took advantage of the loophole and looked around in places where there was no war yet.But if there is a tragedy when encountering bandits and bandits from the brigade, then there is no way...

So there is an old saying that it is better to be a dog of peace than to be a person in troubled times.

Standing on the deserted loess road and thinking again and again, Lu Nan couldn't make a decision, whether to go to Jiangdong first to see the handsome and handsome Zhou Yu who can play the piano and dance (?), or to go outside Nanyang City first to see that he likes to farm. Zhuge Liang, who is ten buckets(?) tall in plowing fields?

Well, if she remembers correctly, Zhuge Liang is still a juicy Zhengtai now, right?I really want to see what the prime minister looked like when he was a child...

Now that Sun Jian is not dead, it is still early for Zhou Yu to become the governor of the Shangshui Army, and compared to Longzhong, Jiangdong is farther away.

It's better to go to Nanyang, there are many famous people hidden in that area.Of course, the word "Tibetan" is somewhat unpleasant, so we can put it another way - living in seclusion.

Don't Mr. Shui Jing, Sima Hui and others live in that area?

But from here, from Shanxi to Henan... the traffic conditions in ancient times and the time it takes to travel, thinking about it makes Lu Nan, a modern person who has experienced airplanes and trains, feel weird.

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Walk a little faster on the small road, and when you get to the official road, if you are lucky enough to meet a caravan, you can get off the car. If you are tired, you can just rest on the spot.It doesn't matter if you are full or hungry, and hunting wild game is not difficult for Lu Nan.

Having been a universal slave (==) for more than ten years, her ability to resist suffering and pears has reached a level that ordinary people can't imagine.And anyway, she is alone now, no one is restraining her, and there is no time limit, she can stop and go, freely.

When the sun was westward that day, Lu Nan finally arrived in Xiangyang. She stood outside the city gate and looked up at the high city wall. She took a closer look at this historical and cultural city, and then wandered into the city.

Because since he dressed up in men's clothing, he has smeared his skin darker and yellowed, deliberately wore loose clothes, and his age is not too old or young, so no one paid special attention to Lu Nan.The truth is, she didn't meet many people. Such a small person with no property and ordinary appearance is very inconspicuous. Who would notice if she is disguised as a man.

Xiangyang was considered a big city in this era, so the main street was relatively prosperous.There were not too many pedestrians, and there were groups of children chattering and playing around on both sides of the street.

In the orange twilight, Xiangyang City looks extraordinarily gentle and warm.

Lu Nan tilted his head to see those lively kids having fun, and his eyes couldn't help but smile.Suddenly, an arrogant voice was heard——

"Ouch! Why is this dumb and stupid kid on the street again? Get out of here quickly!"

Another childish boy's voice also echoed: "That's right! His family doesn't pay attention! It's annoying to see him!"

Lu Nan frowned, and turned to look at the speaker.

They were two children, about ten years old, with malicious smiles on their faces. What they said just now was to the back of a child in the grass shed by the roadside.

The thatched hut was very simple, with a low table inside. It was old and very crumbling, and it looked like it could fall apart at any time to make firewood.

The child's hair was disheveled like a bird's nest, and the blue bunt on his body was so big that it didn't fit him well.He just sat there so quietly, not knowing if he heard what he just said.

Lu Nan grinned, and walked towards the grass shed.Gradually approaching, she unfolded what she thought was the cutest and kindest smile: "Little brother..."

Then she turned to the front of the little brother, saw his face, she immediately froze for a moment, this little brother was much uglier than her well-proportioned dusty face!Maybe it was the bottom of the pot?It's not evenly applied, here and there, only a few points can be called funny, but the whole face is almost covered by black, but it's not complete, and there are still some small or small skin colors everywhere.

However, this child's skin seems to be very fair, and it becomes even whiter when it is lined with the black ash of the bottom of the pot, it is almost the same as Dalmatian's body!Whose unlucky child is this? Just go out like this?

Lu Nan came back to his senses, suppressed his smile, lowered his head to find a cloth towel from the bag, first put on a gentle smile and then turned his face and said: "Little brother, who made your face...? Come on, I Wipe it for you." He said, covering the child's face with the cloth towel in his hand and gently wiping it one by one.

The two half-year-old children who were still shouting outside saw someone answering the target of their bullying, so they all ran in.

One of them, a burly man, said loudly: "Hey, outsider! The man in front of you is an idiot, don't go with him! He doesn't know anything, but he is an idiot! He can't talk!"

Lu Nan smiled at the two of them while wiping: "He is obviously younger than you, go find other friends to play with, don't bully him here. I heard it just now, it's not good for you to do this."

"Hmph! You can control it! We're kind enough to tell you, if you don't listen, I'll go back and ask Father to clean you up!"

"Ah? Who is your father? How can he deal with me?" Lu Nan asked with her lips pursed.

"My father is taller and stronger than us. He is the bravest and can fight. He is so strong, and he loves me the most. You'd better listen to me, huh..." The child immediately frowned when talking about his father. With a fascinated face, you can tell that you admire him very much.

Lu Nan looked at it, the dry cloth was not clean after all, but it was much better than before, at least the color on the face was even.She blinked and said, "Oh, so your father is a great hero. But, you don't like this kid, so why don't I take him away from you?"

The two children didn't seem to have thought of this level at all. Hearing what Lu Nan said, it seemed to be the same when he thought about it. He immediately nodded and said with disgust: "Okay then, take him away quickly, the faster you go The farther the better, it is best to leave our Xiangyang City! I hate him when I see him!"

Lu Nan frowned, picked up the bag and threw it on his shoulders, then picked up the child in one hand and walked out of the hut.The two boys stood in the thatched shed and watched the two leave. They looked at Lu Nan's back in a strange way, and then ran away chasing after them.

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Lu Nan turned around on the street before finding the tailor's shop, put down the child he was carrying all the way, and took his hand and walked in.

A middle-aged woman with a very popular appearance greeted her, she caught a glimpse of the child in Lu Nan's right hand out of the corner of her eye, frowned, looked at her clothes again, and asked plainly: "Does the guest want to buy ready-made clothes?"

Lu Nan didn't care about her attitude. He just nodded at the child he was holding and said, "Here, lady boss, please help me to see what kind of clothes he can wear. Just pick two at random."

Seeing that there is business, the proprietress looked a little better, took a closer look at his appearance, and pointed her finger: "Look at the clothes hanging over there, you can choose the small ones, he should be able to wear them all, and the price is not too low." Expensive. Go and pick whatever you want.”

Lu Nan nodded again: "Okay, thank you lady boss. If you have something to do, go and do it. I've chosen the clothes and I'll tell you."

"I don't have anything important, you go and choose, and I will tell you the price if you choose."

Lu Nan took the child over to choose the clothes hanging on the shelf, and saw a blue-gray unlined shirt at a glance.The materials of the clothes hanging here are not very good, just the short clothes and long trousers worn by ordinary people.Presumably the proprietress also saw that she was not a rich person, so let her pick out cheap ones.She pointed at the dress and smiled, then lowered her head and asked the child, "Hey, little brother, do you like this dress? If you like it, I'll buy it for you."

"..." The child remained expressionless and his eyes were a little dull, but he finally nodded.

Lu Nan had a headache: Is this kid really dumb and stupid?She looked carefully, and chose a gray and white short brown, went to pay, and put the two sets of clothes into the bag.Pulling the younger brother she picked up out of the tailor shop, the sky had already started to darken, she took him to find Ni Lu in a hurry to get a rest.

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"Does the guest want to stay in the hotel?" The young man with a cloth towel on his shoulder greeted him with a smile.An uncle stood at the counter, crackling and calculating.

"Yes, give me a room, just a smaller room." Seeing the polite smile, Lu Nan also had a smile on his face, "Can you take us to the room and bring us a bucket of brown rice?"

A bucket... The young man's face froze for a moment, and then he immediately returned to his smile and nodded again and again: "Okay, my little man will take you to the room, and the meal will come later."

The man led Lu Nan around the counter and walked towards the back. When the curtain was lifted, the corridors on the left and right were first opened, and they walked along the eaves to the front.The man said that the left side leads to the kitchen, the right side leads to the woodshed and hut, and the patio is outside the eaves.

The young man went straight to the first room on the right, opened the door and asked with a smile, "Guest, is this room okay?"

"Oh, yes." Lu Nan smiled shyly at the young man, "Brother, can you hurry up and get some food for us? I've been driving all day and I'm pretty hungry."

"Okay! Wait a minute, the meal will be here soon!" The young man smiled, bowed and retreated, closing the door behind him.

Lu Nan glanced at the guest room, there was a window three steps away from the door, and there was a desk next to the window.There is a low table in the middle with teapots and cups on it.There is a bed on the innermost wall, which is not too small. It is estimated that she and the child can sleep together.However, this room doesn't look like the cheapest one. She weighed her purse, alas, she is not rich, and picked up such a child again today.Fortunately, we will soon arrive in Longzhong, so let's figure out a solution then.

Lu Nan looked down at the child she was still holding, walked over and pushed him to sit on the edge of the bed, and then sat down next to him.She coughed and asked with a smile: "Little brother, can you understand me? Can you tell me your name?"

"Little brother" was expressionless, without rolling his eyes: "..."

"Are you really dumb?"

"..."

"Then you can't be really stupid, can you?"

"..."

Lu Nan grinned in embarrassment, then lowered his head and muttered to himself in infinite frustration: "Oh, what can I do if I take you with you like this? Why don't I send you back to where you were when I left tomorrow... "

The sound of knocking on the door revived Lu Nan, and hurried to open the door.Sure enough, a young man came with a bucket of rice. The wooden bucket was covered with a lid and there was a hint of rice fragrance, which was very attractive to Lu Nan who was so hungry.She took the meal with one hand and walked to the table: "It's troublesome! Thank you!"

The young man who was used to this kind of thing didn't seem to have expected that Lu Nan would take over the rice bucket, he was taken aback for a moment, walked over quickly and said with a smile: "Don't say that, villains should do these things." The two bowls and two pairs of chopsticks were placed on the table. "The wooden shovel is in the bucket. After you finish eating, call the villain and he will clean it up. Use it slowly, both of you!"

Lu Nan stopped him: "Wait, is there any hot water? My little brother is going to take a shower after dinner."

"Of course, of course. Can I bring hot water after you finish your meal?" The young man said sharply.

"Okay, I'll trouble you again this way. Go and do your work, let's have dinner."

Lu Nan opened the lid of the bucket, smelled it intoxicatedly, then took out the wooden shovel, filled two bowls of rice for her little brother, and then suddenly froze: "Ah, little brother, I only eat rice every time, forget May I ask if you don’t want side dishes? Also, are these two bowls of rice enough? If it’s enough, the bucket will be mine!”

She kept her eyes on the younger brother who was sitting there dumbfounded, and seeing him nodding, she finally felt relieved, handed the rice bowl to his left hand, and stuffed the chopsticks into his right hand: "Okay! Eat quickly, finish eating Brother Fan will help you take a bath."

After she finished speaking, she hugged the rice bucket, picked up the wooden shovel and buried her head in eating. She didn't notice that when she said that she was going to give the child a bath, the expression on the face of the little brother she had just met was a little loose, and the body shrank for a moment.

After eating, the young man cleaned up the clean rice bucket and bowls and chopsticks with a face that was about to twitch, and brought a big wooden bucket to Lu Nan with the kitchen uncle, and came and went several times Fill the bucket with [-]% hot water.In the end, when Lu Nan unconsciously thanked him, the young man left with a dull expression on his face.

Lu Nan stood at the door and watched the young man leave with the uncle in the kitchen, then closed the door, turned around with a smile, "Little brother! Come on, let's take a shower!" Said, strode forward to take off his clothes.

From picking it up to now, the child finally has expressions and movements.He flinched, blinked, and there was an obvious trace of resistance on his expression.

"Look at how dirty you are, you can't do it without washing! I'm really not afraid of your sadness. I just saw your dirty face. I don't even have the appetite to eat as much as before (I don't have the appetite after eating a bucket of rice. ?). If you don’t take a bath tonight, I won’t let you sleep in bed with me! Hurry up, a good child is more lovable.” Lu Nan patiently persuaded Jiajia to lie without changing his expression, “And you are so Little, don't be shy, we are all men."

The child on the opposite side kept lowering his head, and now he made a small voice: "I... am not... a man."

Lu Nan was taken aback: "Oh! So you can talk?!"