[Comprehensive] Return my husband

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Author: white onion

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This time it's a gentle and pleasant female teacher who cannot be married;

This time she was a considerate little maid, but she still couldn't get married;

This time it's a bold and hearty special soldier... Nima won't be able to get married, okay?

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This is a bitter story of a leftover girl who time-traveled because she couldn’t get married, and was given a lunch box because she was about to get married, and then time-traveled again. Quickly transmute the article, the origin of the article is the author’s resentment, background biochemical, FZ, FF7, Onmyoji, Thunderbolt Puppet shows and other things are involved, it is not ruled out that you will wear Pokemon (?), the author is mentally ill, please ignore if there are strange things_(:з」∠)_

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1. This article is not a trap, you can jump into it with confidence

2. Xiaobaiwen, do not enter if you are thundered

3. Ending 1V1, maybe no CP(?)

Content tags: comprehensive travel through time and space

Search keywords: Protagonist: Mo Qing (Marnie) ┃Supporting role: male lead or soy sauce party in various films, novels, animations, etc.

1 Resident Evil

Mo Qing always felt that today was a bit strange. After breakfast in the morning, she got into the Beetle she just bought not long ago. Looking out from the window of the driver's cab, she saw her neighbor Mrs. Nolan walking in her garden, but she was moving a little bit. Slow and stiff, but it still did not prevent her from rolling down the window and shouting hello to Mrs. Nolan, but Mrs. Nolan ignored her and walked slowly towards the fence.

This made Mo Qing very puzzled. You must know that Mrs. Nolan is famous for her enthusiasm in the whole community. Her husband passed away when she was very young. She has lived with a yellow Labrador for so many years. She often took the Labrador named Jasmine to the streets, and greeted everyone with a smile. When she learned that Mo Qing was an older leftover girl and had no date, she actively matched Mo Qing with her. As the nephew of the sheriff of the Raccoon City Police Department, of course she failed in the end, but this did not affect the relationship between her and Mo Qing.

Maybe Mrs. Nolan didn't hear it, Mo Qing thought so, then started the car and drove to Raccoon City High School.On the way, she received a call from her good friend and co-resident Jill, the female police officer who had been busy at the police station all night because of a special incident said in a casual tone: "Hey, Mo Qing, it seems that some large-scale man has slipped in the city center recently. Animals, several people have been killed, be careful, you'd better bring a gun when you go out."

"Jill, if you think I will use the double-barreled shotgun that my father left behind that has already grown grass." Mo Qing curled her lips, "And I have a car, even if the African cheetah swims across the Atlantic Ocean and lands in the United States, I don't think it can go faster than four wheels either."

"Okay, Mo Qing, you're always like this." Jill groaned and hung up the phone.

Mo Qing shrugged her shoulders, and the car stopped in the parking lot of Raccoon City High School. She looked up at the fleeting Volvo and Mercedes. Her Beetle was submerged in the sea of ​​stylish and famous cars. That's how the GDP goes up, and high school students can afford luxury cars. Thinking about her savings in the bank and the balance of her mortgage, Mo Qing couldn't help feeling sad.

"Miss Mo!" As soon as Mo Qing got out of the car, she heard someone greet her. She turned her head and saw that it was her student, Philip in the second grade. , it is said that there are also other types of handsome guys among this group of suitors, but every time Mo Qing sees this handsome guy who kills men and women, she always thinks of razors strangely...

"Hey Philip." Mo Qing looked at the blond razor and smiled, "What's the matter?"

"I heard that today is Ms. Mo's 27th birthday." Philip approached Mo Qing. He was a head taller than Mo Qing. Although he was only 17 years old, he was full of pressure. "So I came to give Ms. Mo a birthday present." "He smiled, and handed Mo Qing a beautifully packaged box, "The most expensive condom for a year, Ms. Mo who is not yet married should enjoy the nourishment of love." After speaking, he slipped into the condom like a gallop teaching building.

Mo Qing: "..."

Anger!That's why she hates Laomei and these ghost children!

Mo Qing gets angry when she thinks of the unknown dude who threw her into this world, isn't it because she is 27 years old and still hasn't found a date, isn't she just being oppressed by her parents so much that she has met countless men but she still doesn't succeed? After reading a novel in which the charming and crazy CEO and the IQ Xiaobai heroine finally get married, do you lament the bad luck? Why did a second-hand voice suddenly tell her to give her a chance to pursue her own love, and then put it away? She was thrown into the evil America and became a newborn baby.

After cursing her uselessness, she also resigned herself to her fate. This time, she must strive to marry herself early, finish elementary school and then go to university before working. Find suitable candidates for reserve service...Lao Mei doesn't pay much attention to marriage. There are many people who have had several children but are not yet married.However, a 27-year-old woman has never had a boyfriend...that's... very embarrassing...

As a result, Mo Qing, a classical literature teacher at Raccoon City High School, was often molested by her students, especially male students...

Mo Qing came to the classroom lounge, threw the box away, and slumped on the chair. Sitting opposite her was the biology teacher Mr. Walter, a young male teacher who was a bit gossip.As soon as he saw Mo Qing, his eyes lit up, and then he leaned towards Mo Qing and knocked on Mo Qing's bookshelf: "Hey Miss Mo, do you know the big news in Raccoon City recently?"

"What big news?" Mo Qing asked feebly.

"It's just a large creature that broke into Raccoon City." Mr. Walter's small gray eyes radiated gossip, "My uncle works at the Raccoon City Police Department. They have received several reports. The victims seem to have been killed by large carnivores. The attack, the body is mutilated, and the death looks very gruesome and terrifying!"

"..." Mo Qing twitched the corner of her mouth, "I seem to have heard it today."

"Not only that, but the hospital also admitted a lot of strange patients." Mr. Walter lay down on the table directly, "Their limbs became very stiff, and their mental condition was very bad, and they were always in a state of madness. I jumped on it and grabbed it with my hands and bit my teeth. Many doctors and nurses were injured, so the hospital took isolation measures."

Nima, is this rabies?

"You know, Philip's father is the chief of surgery at the hospital, and his mother is an emergency nurse, so his parents were isolated in the hospital this morning." Mr. Walter sighed, "But Philip doesn't seem to know that I And saw him happily flirting with Caroline, that kid is really good at picking up girls."

Mo Qing looked at the birthday present she said was a condom that she had casually put on the table, and winked at Mr. Walter: "Mr. Walter seems to be very sorry, don't tell me you love Philip deeply, for Philip only picks up girls and not men?" Is it very sad?"

Mr. Walter: "I really hope you find a man to marry on your twenty-seventh birthday, really."

Mo Qing: "..."

It wasn't until Mo Qing went to class that she really believed what Jill and Mr. Walter said.

Her classical literature course was an elective course in the second grade of high school. A total of 36 students took her course in the second grade. When she came to the classroom, she found that there were only about [-] people sitting in the classroom.

Old American students who don’t come to class will usually ask the dean or the subject teacher for approval for leave, and rarely skip class without reason.

Philip was sitting in the first row. He saw Mo Qing's surprised eyes. He leaned on the back of the chair, curled his lips, and said, "It seems that they are all infected with the strange disease that has spread recently. They are observing in the hospital. Ms. Mo, you Didn't you notice that there are a lot fewer people in school today?"

Well, there are a lot fewer famous cars in the parking lot.

"In this case." Mo Qing stood on the podium and opened the PPT. "Let's talk about the last part of "Pride and Prejudice" first. As for the few students who are still in the hospital, I will visit them in the hospital after school."

"Pride and Prejudice" is a novel that Mo Qing liked very much in her previous life. When she was a young girl who had fantasies about the future, she dreamed of wearing a simple but unique goose yellow dress in the forest in the countryside of southern England in the [-]th century. Take a walk inside, and then meet a handsome gentleman who came here for vacation from London, or meet a Prussian Junker officer in uniform at a ball in a squire manor, and write a romantic relationship...Of course, when she grows up, Mo Qing only has Facing the evil, charming and wild male protagonist in the online novel, she shed tears, and after becoming an older unmarried young woman, Mo Qing sincerely hoped that the lovers in the world would eventually become brothers and sisters, and the lovers in the world would eventually become broken backs.

Xiao Qingxin is amazing, and she is not only a distance away from the Mariana Trench.

Mo Qing was full of pride in her heart, while talking about how Mr. Darcy, who was originally arrogant and rude in the eyes of others, resolved Miss Elizabeth's prejudice against him. When the class was about to end, a nice boy suddenly said: "Oh baby, I You are still in class, or I will go to you after school, remember to put on that little yellow skirt, it will make your legs look very slender and beautiful, baby."

"Because Wickham owed a gambling debt,