[Hokage] That woman has no heart

The two people merged together, Kakashi put his hands in his pockets, watching Snake-sama and Jiraiya-sama walking in front.

Anyone can see the tacit understanding between the two, and Kakashi couldn't help being suspicious: "Master said that Jiraiya-sama loves Tsunade-sama, can it be false?" '

He murmured in his heart, but what made him feel even more strange was Master Snake's attire at this time.

Like Jiraiya-sama, Snake-sama doesn't have a Konoha forehead protector, and even deliberately hides the characteristics of a ninja from the Fire Nation.

Her long black hair was pulled obliquely from behind her ears into a loose bun, with the "bribe" that Mr. Jiraiya bought with a lot of money, and a strand of forehead hair fluttered around her cheeks. Looking at her indifferent appearance, she looked like Sheng The flower of Gaoling placed in the dark night, and Master Jiraiya...

"It's really like a leprosy..." Kakashi thought with squinting eyes.

that's the truth.

"I don't want to eat this."

"Hey, if you don't want to eat, tell me earlier!"

"Tsk, I didn't know you wanted to buy this."

"No! You can just eat what you can, who wants you to buy such an expensive hair accessory! My publishing fee and salary are all wasted on this! You cruel and hateful woman!"

"Jiraiya, now you have to think about how to talk to me. Also, shut up, don't eat, and buy it again."

"Then you are hungry!"

"Hmph, are you sure?"

"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you! Oh...my wallet..."

'Is there really anyone in this world who likes a woman like Master Snake?But why does this conversation sound so familiar? Kakashi frowned, covering his head with a book, while Kimaro followed him.

This child is also dressed as a ninja, neatly dressed, with a bit of the air of a rich young master.

People who met them believed Jiraiya-sama's new lies, and when they saw them, they would comment like this: "The children raised by father and the children raised by mother are indeed different."

Snake-sama didn't care, but Kakashi, who had just become Jiraiya-sama's son, could only laugh dryly.

A group of people came to the place designated by the exchange voucher, and boarded a small sea boat according to their instructions. The sea boat was decorated with colorful lights and other things, but it looked rather weird.

Kakashi was vigilant, but both Jiraiya-sama and Snake-sama didn't care about that. With the efforts of the former, Snake-sama even got drunk!

The ship was shaking, and Snake-sama's eyes were blinking slowly, and the fleshy and well-proportioned arms were propped slantedly on the side of the face, but Kakashi had a sense of déjà vu from the half-awakened appearance.

At this time, he who was ordered to keep an eye on Mr. Shezi realized belatedly: "Master Jiraiya...doesn't he want to do something excessive? '

The plot in "Kiss·Hot Paradise" flashed in my mind, so that Mr. Snake felt a bit like a character in the book!

He buried his head in the book again to read the description of the characters in it.

"Jingzi is not like an ordinary girl, her light-colored eyes are always shining with amazing charm, her slender and slender hands and feet are so well-fitted, and her delicate facial features are like a creation of God.

Sanshiro thought, 'If such a woman has no personality, she might be as perfect and boring as a clay sculpture carved in a shrine. '

But she is so proud and frivolous, her slanted eyes often carry the contempt that makes men angry, and her words are like sharp knives, she won't stop until you are pierced to the core.

But such a woman, if you are really angry and stay away, you can't help but think about her again.Even he couldn't help chanting the name of 'Miha' in his heart, so as not to lose his mind like other ninjas. "

Jingzi, the second female lead in the book who plays around with the male lead and is jealous of the heroine Mei Yu.

Kakashi squinted, and slowly moved the book he was holding down, Snake-sama hooked the corners of his lips, looked at the back cabin of the ship for some reason, and smiled.

That smile was so weird, he couldn't figure out what Master Snake was laughing at, but suddenly felt that he seemed to be able to break Master Jiraiya's "wealth code".

"However, it's too much to arrange things between myself and my female teammates indiscriminately..."

"Kakashi, are you reading Jiraiya's book?" The adult's cheeks were slightly drunk, and even the eyes that turned around were not as sharp as when he was awake.

"Hmm..." Kakashi pressed the pages of the book with his fingers, and lowered his eyes with some guilt.

"Ah...haha..." For some reason, Master Snake seemed to find it very funny, her long and narrow eyes were almost narrowed into crescent moons. He explained to the young ninja on the opposite side, "That kind of book is best written by people who have never experienced it. After a lot of experience, except for eroticism and madness, they will probably find it boring."

Faced with the female ninja's ridicule, Kakashi was a little at a loss, and wanted to break out in a cold sweat, "Um, Snake-sama, you said that Jiraiya-sama is a sensual, erotic, crazy or something..."

"Huh?" Snake was startled, and for some reason, he kept laughing, "No, no, no, that guy is not a sex maniac, but just a cherryboy who desires, desires, and dissatisfies."

"...!"

"He is still working hard for Tsunade." Snake-sama said, as if the "tacit understanding" with Jiraiya-sama before was an illusion, "But, like him, there is no way to catch up with Tsunade ah."

At this time, there was indeed a sly look in her eyes, just like Shizuko in the book, Kakashi stared blankly, and it took a long time to realize that she might be like those lost ninjas described in the book Yet?

'Wake up!Hatake Kakashi!This woman is good enough to be your mother! '

Yes, for a while he really wondered if Lord Snake fell in love with his father and wanted to be his "new mother".

Kakashi turned his head with a dry smile, he felt something was wrong with the evening wind blowing from the sea.

This night, it must be too quiet, right?

With vigilance in mind, Kakashi glanced at Snake-sama who was still drunk on the opposite side, and quickly went to the stern, only to see a small boat staggering towards the distance in the distance, and the kid named Kimaro was hugged He covered his mouth, still struggling.Under the hazy moonlight, Jiraiya-sama's white hair was swaying in the cool wind, and when he saw him from a distance, he even grinned and waved vigorously to say goodbye.

"No...you can't?" Kakashi never expected that Jiraiya-sama would leave him and Snake-sama behind!This surprised him even more than Jiraiya-sama wanted to do "bad things"!

"Why not?"

A muffled voice rang in his ears, his body froze, and he hardly dared to look at Mr. Shezi beside him, but he heard Mr. Shezi snorting.

"Heh, you thought you could do me a favor." Snake-sama stretched her body, but the rustling of her clothes made Kakashi's heart tense.

'Is it time to fight?This is at sea! '

But Mr. Snake didn't do anything excessive, just took out a stack of manuscript papers from his arms, flipped through them casually, and shouted in the direction where Mr. Jiraiya disappeared: "Hey! Jiraiya, A gift for you!"

After confirming that Jilai also heard it, the arc of her mouth seemed to be proud, and she seemed to have done something gratifying. She raised her bare hand in the air, and the white paper fluttered like a feather unable to break free from gravity. Sprinkled on the water.

"Li, present?" He raised his head with a strange feeling, 'Is that... that's it?Is this the only revenge of Lord Snake? ...No, wait, Shizuko? '

He suddenly opened his eyes wide and rushed to the bow. The page with "Shizuko" written on it was like a drowning person struggling hard, but finally sank into the water. Kakashi stretched out his hand hard, and even his fingers twitched. But he could only watch the manuscript paper disappear into the water, and he even seemed to hear the painful scream of the manuscript.

"Huh? Did you find out so soon?" Master Snake's voice came from behind her. She put her palms between her eyebrows and looked at the boat in the distance with interest, but Master Jiraiya's roars and curses were on the contrary. Like a compliment, it made her giggle and laugh non-stop.

The adult also seemed to have finally noticed Kakashi who was lying on the side of the boat and could not move.

"Kakashi, don't be so disappointed, Jiraiya's books are only read by losers who can't find a girlfriend." She said, letting the sea breeze comb her hair, as if she hadn't done anything at all Standing in the stern of the boat full of energy, he still wants to remind his younger generation, "You are still young, so don't learn from him."

"Snake-sama... that's... Jiraiya-sama... I've been writing for half a year... I just need to polish the manuscript..." Kakashi is like a dried salted fish hanging on the bow, and his whole body is lost Weak in strength and tone,

"Ah."

"...That is a masterpiece of the world!!"

"Oh? The pile of scrap paper? Maybe."

"Then you still...?!!" Kakashi who jumped up suddenly was startled, Master Snake looked at him, his pale face was covered with rays of light, his head was slightly tilted, his eyebrows were slightly raised, no matter who came Look, this prank just ended looks cute, right?

In my mind, the text of "Kiss·Hot Paradise" suddenly flashed in my mind.

"Seeing her flamboyant and complacent smile, Sanshiro understood that he would never blame her, loathe her, and stay away from her. Even if she put a lot of suffering in the world on him, even if she would never live peacefully Stay by his side, as long as she rubs against him intimately, telling him with those smart and evil eyes, 'they are all together and will never be apart', he will be dizzy and can't remember anything, I can only drown in the turbulent waves of the dark tide."

'Shizuko...'

Dazed for a few seconds, feeling a little strange in his heart, Kakashi suddenly lowered his head, no longer looking at Snake-sama, but turned to Jiraiya-sama, the white shadow was still jumping up and down, and the next moment it seemed Kneeled on the boat.

'Hey, Master Jiraiya!Master Snake has ruined the manuscript you have written for so long!Are you not coming back? ! '

Until the boat disappeared, he seemed to still be able to hear Master Jiraiya's mournful cry, but he couldn't wait for him to come back.

The wind was blowing noisily, and he just stared blankly at the place where Master Jiraiya disappeared, feeling complicated in his heart, and didn't know what to say.

"Heh." Master Shezi approached, he didn't dare to look back at Master Shezi, and he didn't dare to move.And the female ninja didn't look at his face, but took out a scroll from his ninja bag.

"This is...?" Kakashi was a little surprised.

"Is it Jiraiya who put it in your ninja bag, eh... Uzumaki country asks for help...?" Master Snake seemed to have finally regained consciousness, frowned slenderly, and pondered for a while.She sneered, and murmured: "Sure enough, he should be hit again."

"Master Snake..."

"Huh?" Snake's gaze finally focused on the young ninja on the opposite side. Seeing his disheveled hair and only one eye exposed, she narrowed her eyes and sized him up.

"Kakashi, get ready, we... are going to fight."

The author has something to say:

If Snake becomes Kakashi's "new mother", then Kaden will have to get the Snow White script, hahahaha