After I became human, I became a nightmare of aliens

Bretta's Diary

In the fourth year of becoming a human being, according to Mr. Lin Mour (this is my unique name for him), the tide of global distortion is completely over after being cleaned up.I had a good time in the sub-league, a post-war hero, without working or starving.After Mr. Lin Mour helped me to apply, I obtained a new identity as a member of the sub-alliance base, and successfully moved into a house with three bedrooms and one living room with Mr. Lin Mour.

One is a study, one is my mechanical room, and one is our room.

In terms of decoration style, it is up to Kelin to decide (this is also a nickname), but the color tone is much warmer, which is much better than his previous cold, black, white and gray house.

After I was in Xianyu for a period of time, because Kelin was going to perform official duties during the day, I was too busy. I volunteered to obtain a professional certificate as a mechanic, and successfully applied for the mechanic of Kelin’s team, and I followed them out to perform tasks from time to time. .Because although the heterogeneous cleanup is over, the heterogeneous people have not disappeared.As a result, there are always some small group troubles that need to be solved.

Compared to making mechanical weapons, eating is my specialty.It's just that after Klin knew that devouring aliens would cause abdominal pain against humans due to digestion and decomposition of aliens, he didn't allow me to do it again.

The only time he made an exception was when he asked me to change Cheng Cheng back.When Cheng Cheng heard the news that day, he hid when he saw me, turned into a snow wolf and fled around, but Kelin burned his tail bald with blue flames, and finally was tied back by Kelindao's snake tail and fed it to my mouth.

"Come, eat." When he said that, I could only be respectful rather than obedient.

After Cheng Cheng was spat out by me, he howled in pain. He could no longer run swiftly in the snow.

Since Cheng Cheng saw the diary last time, he protested with me for several days, asking me to write him more handsomely next time.I reluctantly agreed. (This idiom should be correct. I am learning the usage of idioms recently, and writing a diary is also for practicing calligraphy.)

It is really difficult for humans to write characters, especially Chinese.For example, the word "I" has seven strokes, and the name Bretta Easton has many, many strokes.

I later learned why Klindauer had an English name even though he was Asian. It turned out that he had a quarter of British blood, and his parents were both Asian. He also had a Chinese name, Lin Dao.

I also really want to have a Chinese name, although I like to be called Tata.But do as the Romans do.I pestered Kelin to think about it for a long time, and he gave me one called "Le Wu Ya".I thought it meant smiling happily and not seeing teeth, but he said, "toothless" in the ancient culture of San Francisco, represented the meaning of a little mouse.

Mr. Kling is really cultured.But I'm a guinea pig!

Today is New Year's Eve, the first human festival I have ever had in my life—it turns out that human beings still have festivals!It's about celebrating on a specific day.I didn't even know it!I pestered Kelin, and he told me that I just realized that human beings still have many festivals, such as New Year’s Eve, Spring Festival, Lantern Festival, Tomb Sweeping Day, Labor Day, Children’s Day, Chinese Valentine’s Day, and Mid-Autumn Festival!Wait, wait, other bases will have Christmas, Valentine's Day and so on.

And everyone has another day, the day when birth is celebrated, called birthday.

On this day, the birthday party is the largest.I don't know when my birthday is.

Later, Kling assigned my birthday to the day he rescued me from Easton's lab.

That day, I had a delicious cream cake, which was delicious.

I love birthdays.

In addition to birthdays, I also think about Qixi Festival, which is the Valentine's Day of the Asian Union.

Kline told me an old love story and I loved it.Then he hugged me on the bed and kissed for a long time, and then... the back was very comfortable.

I also like to help him and see how comfortable he is.

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Qiao Song secretly saw my diary. He said that what I wrote would be warned by the red lock if it was put in the system review, so he smacked his lips after reading it, and I quickly deleted it.

Ever since everyone knew that I kept a diary to practice calligraphy, they always liked to peek at it, damn it!

Klein also likes to have me read to him while we're having sex, which is disgusting too!

By the way, with my assistance, Qiao Song successfully retrieved the lost memories of the past.

I also accidentally saw some.It turns out that he was very affectionate with Mr. Wei Tang before.Fortunately, he found him.

After recovering his memory, Qiao Song's personality changed a little bit, and he was still a little awkward with Mr. Wei Tang, but they soon reconciled.Mr. Wei Tang sticks behind Qiao Song every day.

I also found out that Josung had installed an adult mode on himself.It turns out that robots can too.I don't know if it will make "squeaky" parts, do you need to add some lubricating oil?

"Hey! Don't write indiscriminately!" Qiao Song protested when he saw Bretta's diary.

Bretta quickly crossed out the last sentence and covered the diary: "...I didn't!"

Xiaobai protested why I didn't mention it.

It is living comfortably now, as a magical plant species, basking in the sun and drinking water every day in the rose garden.There are also many people who pay money to watch it.

I later saw its new friend, a red rose.very beautiful.

I smuggled one back and gave it to Kling.

Kelin was taken aback when he saw it, and then we played comfortably until the second half of the night.

Fortunately, my stomach is big enough, otherwise I would definitely be punctured.

But the snake whip is really delicious, and there are two more, hehe.

No wonder Krillin didn't want me to turn him back into a human.

I understand.

Klindauer saw this sentence as he checked his homework one day, and fell silent: "..."

That night, I spent a long time following a serious little guy who wrote yellow texts, and finally warned in a hoarse voice:

"No random writing."

"Also, I just want to accompany you..."

Bretta didn't quite understand, so she snorted comfortably, and opened her eyes in a daze: "Huh? What are you going to do with me?"

Accompany you to be a different kind in this world.Klindauer didn't say it.

When I went to Mechanical Sky City, I saw a very familiar person, Chu Xiang.She went back to her old profession and opened a bar.

Kelin didn't let me drink outside, so I could only order a drink with a strange name called "Cherry Blossom of Jiming Temple". It was a bit bitter and not very tasty.

"The cherry blossoms of Jiming Temple?" Klindauer frowned as he said the name, and looked suspiciously at Bretta, who had already shown his feet and refused to admit it.

Very well, I have learned to forge a diary in order to cheat people by drinking.

Bretta cautiously found out: "It's really bad! It's super bad! I won't order it again!"

However, the colonel of his own family has already looked at him with dangerous eyes: "Is it bitter or not, if I get it out, I'll know if I taste it?"

Britta was startled, he didn't want to know what it meant.

When I was following another team and temporarily set out a small task, we met a team of bounty hunters, which happened to be the same team that asked for directions.

When I left, I caught a glimpse of the familiar blond hair—the man was wearing a hood, and the young bounty hunter next to him stretched out his hand to cover up the hooded cloak that covered his appearance.

Inexplicably, I thought of Chu Hui and Donovan.

I once gave Chu Hui a drop of blood, and peeped into his memory.

In fact, at that time, he had no secrets from me.I saw his secret.

I don't quite understand why he would like such a terrible person.

But after thinking about it for a long time, I found that he stared at my face several times and mentioned that I look like him.

Chu Hui was the first person who told me that he wanted to be friends with me, even though we didn't seem to have such a deep friendship.

The next time I go to Chu Xiang's bar, I want to order another glass of the "Cherry Blossom of Jiming Temple". I heard from Chu Xiang that it is a wine made by Chu Hui.

It's just that he's gone.

Kling has been hibernating more and more lately, until I found out that he had a molt.He turned into a black snake coiled into a ball, unable to wake up for a long time.

I leaned against it and waited for a long time, finally watching it molt.

Xiang Youyou approached me privately, and he said that the life expectancy statistics of aliens seem to be very pessimistic.Humans are the longest-lived animals.

I'm a little worried, I'm afraid something will happen to Kling.

Fortunately, after it molted successfully, it turned back into a human form, but it was still lethargic.

I read a fairy tale, so I secretly called him "Sleeping Beauty".

Then while he was asleep, she took off her shoes and pulled off the quilt, stretched out her arms to hug him, lowered her head and kissed his lips gently.

"Wake up, Kling Sleeping Beauty." Bretta whispered the lines like a spell.

As soon as his lips left, he looked up and saw Klindauer looking at him leisurely.

He was caught kissing him secretly while reciting strange lines, and was caught.

Bretta was too embarrassed to look up.

Seeing his familiar face, Klindauer couldn't help laughing, and reached out to fish him over: "I made you worry."

Bretta leaned on him, thought for a while and said, "Would you like me to turn you... back into a human being."

Although he found that the longer it took for the alien to be deformed into an alien, the harder it would be for him to transform him back.I will also bear a lot of danger and pain.

Klindauer lowered his head and asked, "How did it change?"

Bretta blinked: "Just... eat it, then spit it out."

Klindauer raised his eyebrows: "Let me eat some of it first."

Bretta: "..."

I ended up not eating all of the kling because...it was too big.

He is cheating and has a long tail, so he can't eat it at all.

I gave up.

Anyway, after he shed his skin, he became more energetic.

I don't feel like I'm a little white mouse anymore, otherwise he likes to change back to his original shape and wrap around me to sleep, so I wouldn't be afraid at all.

10

The base has recently implemented a population increase strategy, which is to encourage births.

When I saw those newborn babies, they were drooling with greed, not because they wanted to eat!I think it's so cute, and I kind of want to raise human cubs.

I asked Kling if he wanted to lay snake eggs, and he darkened and said he wanted to have a litter of white mice.

this is too scary.

Fortunately, we are all male and have no reproductive function. Otherwise, the birth would be very strange.

Later, I found out that human cubs are noisy and cry every day after they are born.Kelin is very sensitive to sound, so he will definitely not be able to bear it. Forget it, let me raise the mechanical mouse I made.

I later made a mechanical little black snake according to his snake shape as a birthday present for him.

Cheng Cheng opened the gift too quickly, and when he shook it, he screamed in fright and flung it away, only to be caught by Kelin's teleportation hand.

"How is it? Do you like it?" Bretta asked expectantly.

Klindauer grabbed the black and soft mechanical snake in his hand, and said ruthlessly, "Ugly."

"But it was made according to your snake shape." Bretta said with wide eyes.

Klindauer: "..."

There was merciless laughter from everyone in the room.

"So what if you have a wife? You're not a straight male mouse hahahaha!!!"

Bretta grabbed Clintauer's tie unconvinced, pressed him and kissed him vigorously and said, "But I think it looks good, and I like it!"

Everyone froze for a moment, then booed.

Klindauer's ears were slightly hot, and he lowered his head and said, "I like it too."

The author has something to say: The extra episode is also over.

The story of Klindauer and Bretta is just right here, and the relationship is just right.So that's it.