After dressing as a villain's wife, I live on sand sculptures

The wind is blowing, the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone.

Yuan Ting lost his resistance and was dragged towards him by his ankle like a Peking duck. Soon, Zhu Yu leaned over and pinned him down.

That baguette is really good, and it's really hard when you poke yourself.

Yuan Ting wanted to cry but had no tears, and Yuan Ting returned tears without tears.

Even so, he still wants to struggle, "We just fell in love, do this, okay?"

Zhu Yu: "It's just right, inspecting the goods will help harmony after marriage."

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Yuan Ting: "It's still broad daylight, it's not good to declare /// obscenity during the day?"

Zhu Yu: "I'm drawing the curtain."

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Yuan Ting closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.

Zhu Yu:······

Zhu Yu:?

Zhu Yu stated: "You made it."

Yuan Ting continued to play dead.

Zhu Yu: "What do you want me to do?"

Yuan Ting still pretended to be dead.

Zhu Yu: "Then I'll go—"

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted.

Yuan Ting opened his eyes, and shouted: "I said you must be someone outside, wow, who are you looking for, woo woo woo woo, you said you loved me yesterday, and you are leaving today, the man's heart is pierced, put I'll coax you to your house, and at midnight, you drive me away."

Zhu Yu:······

Zhu Yu:?

Zhu Yu: "I said I'm going to the bathroom."

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Yuan Ting closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.

He pretended for a while and found that there was no movement around him. Just as he was wondering, he felt a fluffy thing rub against his neck.

Zhu Yu seemed to be acting coquettishly, "Help me, hands are enough."

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Balala energy, Ukalaka, the little face turned into a red lantern.

Yuan Ting was shy: "Is it okay to use your hands?"

Zhu Yu rubbed: "Hmm!"

Yuan Ting smoked from his nostrils: "Is it true?"

Zhu Yu: "Yeah, really."

In the end, Yuan Ting still couldn't resist and agreed.

It's just that the result broke his heart, and the man was silent and the woman cried.

When such a thing appeared in front of his eyes, he was shocked, as if a country boy saw the Oriental Pearl Tower for the first time in the city.

So tall, so big, so spectacular, Kong Wu is powerful, and he is ashamed of himself.

Yuan Ting decided to leave, I can't let armored vehicles ruin his new road!

Offended, he who used to look at navel oranges doesn't deserve it.

He was about to leave when some people started crying.

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Good guy, isn't it just a matter of closing your eyes and gritting your teeth!

Yuan Ting stretched out his hand and touched it for a long time just like the Captain Jin, but nothing came out.

Good guy, the method must be useless!

Yuan Ting closed his eyes and gritted his teeth, and started to touch in another way, learning how to play mahjong, but the result was not foolish all the time.

He looked at the palm of his hand, it was as red as the hemp rope that had rubbed ten catties of straw sandals, and the project of drilling wood to make fire has not yet seen flames.

Looking up at Zhu Yu, he also seems to be very strange, and is working hard with himself to create a harmonious future.

Yuan Ting: "One bang, then decline, three exhaustion, let's give up."

Zhu Yu: "Persistence is victory."

Yuan Ting: "There is nothing difficult in this world, as long as you are willing to give up."

Zhu Yu: "Failure is the mother of success."

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Yuan Ting was cruel: "Knowing how to give up is also a kind of wisdom."

Zhu Yu: "Wow, I'm so pitiful."

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Oh shit!Isn't it just drilling wood to make fire!He can!He can!

A good man will not let his beloved husband get hurt a little bit!

Yuan Ting is working hard, Yuan Ting is working hard, Yuan Ting is high-spirited, Yuan Ting is going forward bravely!

The final ending was rather miserable. When Yuan Ting was held in his arms, his mind was still not clear, his hands were burning with pain, and the corners of his lips were worn out. All soft.

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He remembered that it was obviously not like this! ! !

When he touched it, he just touched the hand wrapped around his waist, and he whispered, "Didn't I want you to hug the pillow?"

The voice is still a little hoarse, with strong///desire.

He thought of Yuan Ting being coquettish, but he never thought that Yuan Ting would be so coquettish, and would turn red after a while.

Zhu Yu ignored the person's coquetry, but tightened his arms even more, and said softly: "Who would hug a pillow when there is a wife? Are you stupid?"

Yuan Ting was also a little dazed, thinking that what Zhu Yu said seemed to make sense, he groaned and closed his eyes.

It seems to be hugged tightly by someone, but it is fragrant, so I can forgive it for a while.

It was already three o'clock in the afternoon when Yuan Ting woke up again.

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Yuan stopped a carp and was about to get up, but before he could stand up, he was dragged back and turned into a poor little goldfish.

Zhu Yu fulfilled the duties of an excellent breeder, and directly huffed a few times on Yuan Ting's head, moaning: "Sleep a little longer."

Yuan Ting was shy, "This is not good."

Zhu Yu thought for a while and said, "It seems not very good, then let's get up."

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A man's heart is a needle in the sea, and he can't guess it.

Soon, Zhu Yu left the bed and sat on the bed to get dressed. At this time, Yuan Ting got closer. The body line wrapped under the shirt was really beautiful. Compared with his chest, compared with himself Yes, Yuan Ting has some tricks.

It just so happened that he had finished putting on his shirt and was about to wear a tie. Yuan Ting poked his head out, and was successfully grabbed by someone.

Zhu Yu was pitiful: "I don't know how to fight, so help me."

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Yuan Ting: "Then who did you call before?"

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Zhu Yu: "Mother Chen."

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Yuan stop:?

Yuan Ting: "Huh?"

Zhu Yu's face remained unchanged, and he responded, "Mother Chen finished it the night before, so I'll just put it on when I change."

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It seems to be quite reasonable! !

Zhu Yu had already turned around, so Yuan Ting had no choice but to stretch out two hands from under the quilt to tie him up. He couldn't figure it out for a long time, but it aroused his desire to win.

Yuan Ting crawled out of the quilt, lay on Zhu Yu's back, pulled forward, and tied a tie like a child wearing a red scarf. In order to show off his unique skills, he even tied a special high-end knot.

Just as Zhu Yu was about to praise, he felt Yuan Ting touch his chest.

Touching is not counted, but weighing.

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Zhu Yu:?

Zhu Yu: "This is?"

Yuan Ting didn't blush and his heart didn't beat, all he played was to stimulate, "There is no free lunch in the world, you will pay the price for your recklessness."

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Zhu Yu asked back: "So my price is meat///compensation?"

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Yuan Ting was shy: "Don't be so straightforward."

Zhu Yu: "Then what should I say?"

Yuan Ting continued to be shy: "Learning the human skeleton, the behavior of appreciating the beautiful human flesh///body."

"Oh—" Zhu Yu nodded, "Then you like it very much?"

"Then Ken—bah!" Yuan Ting blushed and changed his words, "Why don't you check your household registration here? Go to work! Don't ask questions, I won't be happy!"

Seeing Yuan Ting turned into a small red shrimp, he smiled, got dressed silently, kissed his relatives on the forehead before leaving, and said softly: "You sleep a little longer."

Yuan Ting groaned and said, "Then why do you help me with my work?"

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Zhu Yu: "Well, let Lin Zhijing help you."

On one side is a warm bed, and on the other side is a good brother who has both sides.

Yuan Ting chose the bed with tears in his eyes.

He buried himself back in the quilt, stretched out his hand and shook it.

Zhu Yu sighed helplessly and left the small room.

Throughout the afternoon, Yuan Ting only went out once, and brought his computer back to the small room. He felt that this could be his office in the future, not because of anything else, but because it was full of the warmth of home.

Especially this bed, very warm.

After all, they are in a relationship, and there is nothing important recently. Zhu Yu does not work overtime, and goes home to eat with others. After eating, the two of them go back to their respective rooms and do their own things.

Yuan Ting and Shi Cheng fought for [-] rounds, and suddenly received a message from Zhu Yu.

【ZY】: Is your room cold?

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Yuan Ting forwarded the screenshot to Shi Cheng and asked, "What do you think he means?"

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Shi Cheng: "What else can it mean, that's what it means!"

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Yuan Ting: "What does that mean, is it what I understand?"

Shi Cheng: "It should mean that, I've never been in a relationship, I don't know."

After getting an affirmative answer, Yuan Ting's head went blank instantly, and he hurriedly asked: "Then do you think I should be cold or not???!!"

Shi Cheng:······

This question was so profound and complicated that it took him 3 minutes to think about it.

After thinking about it, he decided to ask for help.

He opened the friend list, excluded people who didn't know Yuan Ting, Zhu Muting, a sophomore in high school, and An Weiran, the ultimate dog licker, and finally locked on the reliable secretary Lin Zhijing.

After a pause, Shi Cheng sent all the chat records between himself and Yuan Ting, and attached a question: "Brother, do you think he should be cold?!"

Lin Zhijing was being caught by Zhu Yu and took a look at the chat box with Shi Cheng, and suddenly he came to his senses.

Good guy, Zhu Yu seeks advice from him, Yuan Ting seeks advice from Shi Cheng...

The co-author is he and Shi Cheng chatting and falling in love! ! !

The news hit Lin Zhijing like a bolt from the blue, and he immediately sent Shi Cheng the chat records between himself and Zhu Yu.

For a moment, the world was silent.

Tool Man Lin Zhijing: ...

Toolman Shi Cheng: ...

[Eat something]: Treasure, just say that your room is like spring all the year round.

[Yuanyuan stops]: Why?

[Eat a meal]: Oh, my stomach hurts, I'm going to the toilet!

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Yuan Ting had no choice but to copy Shi Cheng's words, saying that his room was like spring all the year round.

Soon, Lin Zhijing received Zhu Yu's screenshot.

[ZY]: Then, what should I do?

【Did you eat food today? ]: Said that the air conditioner in his room was broken, and he cried, made trouble, and hanged himself.

【ZY】: What if he doesn't believe it?

【Did you eat food today? ]: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Mr. Zhu, I have a stomachache, I have to go conveniently!

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Zhu Yu thought for a while, and knocked directly on Yuan Ting's door.

Soon, the door opened a small crack, and a small head poked out from inside.

Yuan Ting's eyes were full of vigilance: "What are you doing here?"

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Zhu Yu: "The air conditioner in my room is broken, can I—"

Yuan Ting learned from the pain, originally he was a little curious about this kind of thing, but since he experienced the incident of drilling wood to make fire, he lost this kind of interest.

He can't become that silly duck head.

And that stuff is a bit tough for a chick, oh no, a duckling, just out of its shell.

Yuan Ting: "No."

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Zhu Yu: "Wow."

Yuan Ting: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooh, I've already sealed my heart and locked my love."

Zhu Yu:·····

He remembered Lin Zhijing's warning, and whispered: "But...my room is really cold, and my legs hurt when I sleep..."

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Yuan Ting: "Then you go to sleep in Grandpa's room."

Zhu Yu: "Grandpa is obsessed with cleanliness. He won't touch the bed that others have slept in."

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Yuan Ting: "Then you go to the study."

Zhu Yu: "The light in the study is broken, so I can't see anything."

Yuan Ting: "Then go and fix the air conditioner..."

Zhu Yu: "It's already ten o'clock in the evening, and it's not good to call the maintenance workers..."

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He couldn't believe it, and ran directly to Zhu Yu's room.

Sure enough, it was cold!

It's like turning on the air conditioner at [-] degrees all afternoon!

He tapped the remote control of the air conditioner, but the air conditioner didn't respond.

Zhu Yu fell on the bed in good time and said, "Hiss, it hurts so much."

!!!

Yuan Ting immediately tensed up and said, "Are you okay?"

Zhu Yu lowered his eyes, "It's okay, at worst, go to the living room to stay overnight..."

Yuan Ting clenched his fists, "Forget it, you come to my room, but let me make a statement."

Zhu Yu raised his eyes: "What's wrong?"

Yuan Ting blushed, "You are not allowed to say what happened at noon today."

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Zhu Yu:?

Zhu Yu: "I have such a hobby in your heart?"

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Haha, it’s more than that, some people say you like Ace!Can this be guarded against! ! ! !

Yuan Ting said: "Then we are not allowed to have this kind of thing happen in the future."

Zhu Yu continued, "Without your permission, I will never do such a thing."

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Although it sounds weird, it seems to be true.

Yuan Ting led Zhu Yu into his room, thought for a while, put him on the bed, and said, "I'll take a bath first, and you can go wash after I'm done."

Zhu Yu nodded, "Yeah, but I've already washed it."

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Yuan Ting: "Why do I smell a conspiracy?"

Zhu Yu blinked, "No, I am merciful, and I will never do anything harmful to nature."

Yuan Ting took the clothes and went to the bathroom. After washing the dishes, he saw Zhu Yu who was already sleeping in the bed. He felt like the emperor was choosing his concubine.

With such a strange mood, Yuan Ting lifted the corner of the quilt on the other side, and got in silently.

The more he thought about it, the more strange it became, and the more strange it became, the more he thought about it, and suddenly he had an epiphany!He seems to be following Zhu Yu's way again!

It was an old goblin, and he was just a monkey just down the mountain.

It’s okay to sleep, but it’s not okay to do that thing, but it’s possible to do that thing while sleeping! ! !

That joker is too much, if the Bawang insists on bowing, his bow will fall.

You can hide from the first day of junior high school, but you can't hide from the fifteenth day.What he has to do now is to solve the problem of intercourse from the root.

Yuan Ting thought hard, thought hard, and finally thought of a good way——

He started plotting to snore.

He inhaled deeply and exhaled shallowly, his lungs were about to burst and he only burped.

And this hiccup managed to get Zhu Yu's attention.

Zhu Yu rubbed Yuan Ting's stomach very naturally, and asked softly: "Did you eat a little too much in the afternoon and haven't digested it yet?"

Yuan Ting looked at Zhu Yu eagerly, not realizing that the distance between the two of them had gotten closer, and when he noticed it again, he had already nestled into Zhu Yu's arms, and Zhu Yu was still patting his own. Back, it's like coaxing ducklings!

This happened naturally, but it was so outrageous! ! !

The snoring plan failed. Seeing that Zhu Yu was about to fall asleep, Yuan Ting made a plan and directly manipulated his whole body to press on Zhu Yu's body to create the illusion that if he sleeps badly, he will press him down.

As long as the sleeping posture is bad enough, it will definitely make people leave early.

Love is ok, sleep is not.

Yuan stopped to stretch his hands, swung his legs, and twisted his hips, intending to hit his legs on the person's stomach.

The ideal is very full, but the reality is a bit skeletal. One is not careful, he didn't get the angle right, and the other was not careful, he missed the stomach, but jiojio stepped directly on the towering Oriental Pearl Tower.

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Good guy.

A loss of web will cause eternal hatred.

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Chengcheng and Jingjing: The last time I was so miserable was the last time.