I don't know why, but Yuan Ting is a little bit tricky again, but he still plans to put these things down first, and he still wants to have a good year!
He continued to ask Zhu Yu to hold his hand. Being massaged by the big villain would be very embarrassing even if he was old and said it!
I don't know if it was because being massaged was too comfortable, or because Zhu Yu's body smelled good, Yuan Ting fell asleep without holding back.
Leaning on the back of the sofa.
Zhu Yu:·······
He silently took Yuan Ting's head and let Yuan Ting rest on his shoulder before smiling contentedly.
Chen Ma was the first to discover this, and quickly pushed Lao Li.
Lao Li turned his head and saw two people leaning on each other. He was so happy and happy, he ran to the restaurant immediately, and then took a lot of photos under the cover of the table and posted them in the group.
After all, Chen Ma was more careful, and said, "Master, do you want me to get the quilt?"
Yuan Ting breathed lightly, and his hair was soft, as if he was instinctively approaching a warm place, rubbing against his body.
snort!Can the sofa be warm? Doesn't it have to be in my arms!
Zhu Yu relaxed a little, and said softly, "Thank you, and if you have a tape measure at home, bring me a roll."
Chen Ma quickly brought back the quilt. Although she didn't understand why she needed a soft ruler, she still brought someone a roll.
After Zhu Yu got the tape measure, he planned to measure someone's finger circumference, but he didn't expect that the hand that was outside just now was put into his pocket at some point.
Zhu Yu:······
He looked up and saw Chen Ma who was full of doubts. Chen Ma seemed to be looking at him like a fool again.
Zhu Yu:······
Zhu Yu: "Why don't you go to rest first?"
Chen Ma suddenly realized that the eldest young master is shy!She hurriedly dragged Lao Li back to the room to continue chatting, and left the living room to the young couple.
Zhu Yu took Yuan Ting's left hand out of his pocket with great difficulty, only to realize that his left hand was clenched into a fist and turned into Doraemon Ting.
Zhu Yu looked around, but couldn't find anything good, so he bent his fingers and rubbed Yuan Ting's face. Sure enough, the next second, Yuan Ting opened his eyes in bewilderment, and muttered: "What's wrong in the winter?" There are also mosquitoes, get out!" After speaking, he closed his eyes again, and scratched his face with his hands.
Wish · Mosquito · Yu:······
He wanted to say something, but found that Yuan Ting's hand had been opened, and he went to measure the size with a soft ruler, and then he continued to make people feel happy.
Maybe it was because of that mosquito that Yuan Ting had a terrible, terrible nightmare. He dreamed that he was being chased by mosquitoes, and when he was about to slap the mosquitoes to death, he found that all the mosquitoes had Zhu Yu's face on them!
Help!Double terror!
Yuan Ting felt something approaching, reached out and grabbed it without thinking, and then heard a muffled groan.
Yuan Ting opened his eyes, and sure enough, he saw Zhu Yu's face...
He woke up instantly, and then saw a thin bloodstain on Zhu Yu's face.
Yuan stop:······
Help!Triple horror!It was him in the dream, and it was him when he woke up!
He wanted to stand up, but found that he was resting on Zhu Yu's shoulder.
Yuan stop:······
Even more terrifying.
Yuan Ting looked at Zhu Yu anxiously, and whispered, "I'm having a nightmare."
Zhu Yu had already steered the wheelchair away, and when he returned, he held a small medicine box in his hand and asked, "What dream did you have?"
Yuan Ting felt that if he told about Zhu Yu's dream of turning into a mosquito, he would be slapped to death by Zhu Yu immediately, so he didn't say anything.
Zhu Yu had already opened the medicine box, Yuan Ting always felt that this scene was very familiar, he thought for a while, and said: "How about I come and give you the medicine?"
"Okay." Zhu Yu didn't seem to hesitate, and handed over the cotton swab directly, as if it had been planned early!
Yuan stop:······
Yuan Ting: What else can I do!After all, this is what he did!
Zhu Yu had already closed his eyes, and his voice was still deep, "It hurts so much."
Although Yuan Ting felt ashamed, he still couldn't hold back his mouth when he saw the small gash on his cheek: "If you slow down, it will heal."
Zhu Yu:······
Zhu Yu: "I am delicate."
Yuan stop:······
Zhu Yu: "Your domestic violence."
Yuan stop:?
Zhu Yu stared anxiously: "My parents never beat me."
Yuan stop:······
What virtue!Who taught him to act like a baby! ! ! !Who taught him to sell miserably! ! ! !
Yuan Ting roared in his heart, but he still couldn't help feeling distressed, and his face was really pretty!It's definitely not good to leave a scar! !
Before Yuan Ting could speak, Zhu Yu had already placed his chin on his other hand.
Yuan Ting thought that he was obedient now, took medicine wine and a cotton swab to give people medicine, and heard the person hiss several times, he thought he had heavy hands, but finally found that because of his nervousness, the cotton swab was still hanging in the air, and he didn't touch it at all. To people's faces! !
Yuan stop:······
Yuan Ting was about to quit, but someone grabbed his wrist. Zhu Yu suddenly opened his eyes and asked, "Do you want to start messing around and end?"
Yuan stop:?
It's so black that a pot was buckled on his back!
Just when he saw it, his heart started beating!
How come they are so close!
Yuan Ting directly pushed away the person's face, straightened his arm, finished applying the medicine like a mechanical arm, tidied up the medicine box, and ran away like a rabbit.
Zhu Yu who was abandoned in the living room from beginning to end:······
Even if Yuan Ting hid in the room, he could not escape the fate of going out to eat, so he accepted the gazes from Grandpa, Chen Ma and Lao Li Connotation at the dinner table.
The gaze was like a torch, falling from himself to Zhu Yu's face, and then from Zhu Yu's face to himself, as if they had done something bad.
Right under the table, the group chat is buzzing.
[Dizzy]: What's going on, the old man just fell asleep, why is it like this!
[Knocking off]: I don't know, Xiao Chen and I were watching Country Love in the room, and we have no idea what happened! !
[Knocked away]: Although I don't know what the process is like, it looks very intense.
[Knocked]: I agree.
[Knocked out]: I agree.
[Dizzy]: Wait for me to spy.
The old man Zhu raised his head and questioned: "Xiao Yu, why haven't I seen you for three hours, you have an extra wound on your face!"
Before Zhu Yu could speak, Yuan Ting answered first: "Scratch me obediently!"
Hearing his name, he obediently ran to Yuan Ting's side immediately, his black peas looked at Yuan Ting, and he didn't even realize that the dog was sitting by the table and the pot was coming from the sky.
The old man Zhu touched his chin, "But how do I remember to sleep with me obediently?"
Yuan stop:······
Zhu Yu:······
Yuan Ting cast a begging look at Zhu Yu.
Zhu Yu responded with a look of "You started and you ended, I can't save you anymore".
Yuan Ting looked at death as if at home, "It may be that the obedient boy turned into a bad boy and sneaked out of the room."
I wish the old man:?
Zhu Yu:?
Obediently: Aww?
Zhu Yu: "Actually, I fell."
I wish the old man:?
Yuan stop:?
You might as well not say it!Yuan Ting continued to despair, and what made him even more desperate was that all the other people on the table showed suddenly enlightened expressions.
Chen Ma: "Oh, I thought I was caught by someone, but I fell!"
Old Li answered: "Eldest young master, be careful in the future, don't fall too often."
I wish the old man: "That's right, falling more is good for your health. After all, I haven't fallen in the past 20 years. My old man...ah no, it's safe now."
Yuan stop:······
Zhu Yu:······
Zhu Yu: "How do you know I haven't, um, fallen?"
The old man Zhu exclaimed: "Have you ever fallen? Who have you fallen with?"
Zhu Yu:······
Zhu Yu glanced at Yuan Ting, who had already buried his face in the bowl, and admitted: "I haven't fallen, and I don't even have the experience of falling."
Chen Ma interrupted: "You can practice more with the little lady on how to fall."
Lao Li answered: "That's right, this kind of thing just needs to try more to fall better."
The old man agreed: "That's right, there is even experience on the Internet, you have to take the initiative to fall, and you can't hurt others, otherwise what kind of man are you."
Seeing that this New Year's Eve meal was about to take the express train and fly to the sky, Zhu Yu stopped in time: "Dinner."
The group chat got hotter.
[Knocked out]: Let me tell you, I'm really shy.
[Knocking off]: I like to see two people looking for love!
[Knocked away]: The young master blushed! ! !Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
It seems that what they eat is not food, but spiritual food for CP. After eating a meal, they will be radiant and rejuvenated.
Yuan Ting hates it so much, hates it so much!
Why did he have that dream!Blame the mosquitoes!Xin Nan wished to eat meat and vegetables for three years, praying for the extinction of mosquitoes.
Yuan stopped weeping, even watching the cross talk from the Qude Society, which he liked the most during the Spring Festival Gala, didn't make him happy. Carnival is a person's loneliness, and loneliness is a person's carnival.
The only thing that can be used to relieve sadness is the unbroken melon seeds.
Ok.
Um? ? ? !
Why melon seeds will not be cut off!
He looked down and found that Zhu Yu was breaking melon seeds with his hands, and Lao Li next to him had already started CPR for Chen Ma, and Chen Ma held up her mobile phone and shouted that she had already knocked.
Zhu Yu's fingertips were red, and it looked like it was in pain.
Yuan Ting directly covered Zhu Yu's hand with his hand, Zhu Yu was taken aback, looked up at Yuan Ting, and asked, "What's wrong?"
Yuan Ting snorted and smiled: "Oh, it's just my heart hurts."
Zhu Yu: "Oh?"
Yuan Ting continued: "Being my man, you don't need to do these things."
Zhu Yu: "Oh!"
Yuan stopped talking for a long time before realizing what he said, he said: "I don't mean you are my man, but I am a man, you are my man! So you belong to me!"
Zhu Yu nodded his head.
Annoyed, destroy it, Chinese culture is extensive and profound.
He was about to collapse, but Zhu Yu had already stuffed a peeled pecan into his hand.
Yuan stop:······
Yuan Ting: "Am I the kind of spineless person who wants to buy me off with a pecan? My spine is straight and I won't succumb to any evil force!"
Zhu Yu Momo put three more in the person's hand.
Yuan stopped to take a look, and now he has four in his hand.
Zhu Yudan said: "Creamy."
Ok.
Yuan Ting still went to eat the fruit without any backbone.
Zhu Yu: "Where's your spine?"
Yuan stopped between eating fruit and raised his head: "It's broken."
Zhu Yu:······
Zhu Yu: Good.
Yuan Ting looked at Zhu Yu's hands while eating. He seemed to have mastered the skill, from one melon seed in three seconds to one in a second. For a moment, Yuan Ting thought of the hamster holding the melon seeds. After scrolling for a long time, I finally sent it to Zhu Yu.
Zhu Yu's cell phone vibrated several times, and Yuan Ting knew it. The sound was very similar to an old man's phone. Yuan Ting felt that if he hadn't seen that Zhu Yu's cell phone was a smart phone, he would have felt that this cell phone would kill him. The content of the message is read out.
After a while, Zhu Yu sent a message, 【It looks like you. 】
Yuan Ting still wanted to respond, but suddenly felt that it was strange for two people to use their mobile phones when they were clearly facing each other.
Yuan Ting was happy, "Did you treat me like a pet!"
Zhu Yu glanced at Yuan Ting, saw the melon seeds on the plate in front of him, thought of Yuan Ting's appearance as soft as a bunny when he fell asleep today, and nodded.
Yuan stopped laughing for a long time, then put his face on the table again, and looked at Zhu Yu eagerly: "Then please master feed me more in the new year!"
Hold.
For the first time, Zhu Yu felt the feeling that he was about to explode.
Especially when Won stopped saying the word "Master".
When he was thinking about whether he was too impure, the sound of fireworks and firecrackers had already sounded outside the window, but it was relatively far away, and he could only hear it in the suburbs.
There is no smoking here, and there are probably some fireworks shows held in the urban area.
Yuan Ting looked out the window longingly, and when he said it, he suddenly felt that someone was going to attack him.
He immediately turned sideways to block the attacking hand, sure enough!
I wish the old man was holding a bulging red envelope in his hand! !
Yuan Ting shouted: "How old am I! I can't have it!"
The old man Zhu shouted: "You are still a child, keep it! Grandpa will give you a new year's gift!"
"No!" Seeing that grandpa was about to launch another round of offensive, Yuan Ting stopped him immediately, but unexpectedly, the red envelope that was originally held by grandpa suddenly disappeared after the mantis stalking the cicada and the oriole!
He grumbled, and sure enough, he looked to the right and saw Zhu Yu throwing the red envelope into his pocket.
That red envelope is so heavy, like a weight!
Zhu Yudan said: "Grandpa gave it, and if you give it, take it."
Yuan stopped crying cat cat head.
Zhu Yu continued: "It's okay, grandpa is very rich."
Grandpa Zhu had already started laughing, rubbed Yuan Ting's head, and said, "Grandpa is very rich!"
Yuan Ting continued to shed tears, and returned the red envelope no matter what he said, he said: "I don't even have grandpa's money, how can I take your money!"
The old man laughed even more, and said, "It would be great if you have this kind of heart. Grandpa has made a lot of money, so you don't need any money!" After speaking, he also made a very mysterious expression.
Yuan Ting thought he was going to say something shocking, but the old man said: "Quickly put it away, Xiaoyu doesn't have any."
Yuan Ting blinked and had no choice but to accept the lucky money.
Unexpectedly, he accepted it, and Chen's mother and Lao Li also came. Lao Li said, "Although we are not in large numbers, we still have a heart, and my lady will take it!"
Yuan Ting can't take it now, grandpa is rich, and they are also workers!
Yuan Ting shouted: "I can't accept it! I can't accept it!"
Chen Ma smiled and said, "We also have money!"
Yuan Ting couldn't believe it, "They are all migrant workers, how can they have money!"
Chen Ma said shyly, "I have ten apartments in the city center."
Lao Li was shy: "I have twelve sets."
Chen Ma: "They are all year-end awards."
Lao Li: "Actually, to be honest, I even opened an auto repair company under my management."
Chen Ma: "Actually, I too..."
Yuan Ting was shocked: "You are also an auto repair company?!"
Chen Ma was shy, "No, it's a cleaning company."
Yuan stop:······
He immediately looked to Zhu Yu for help.
Zhu Yu still said: "If you give it, you will take it."
All right! ! !
Yuan Ting said: "Then you give them more year-end awards!"
Chen Ma and Lao Li hurriedly said no, but Zhu Yu responded first and said hello.
Although I feel that something is wrong, it seems that I am the one who got the money!
Sure enough, the happiest thing in the world is paper money!Counting money to hand cramp!
Just as Yuan Ting finished saying this sentence in his heart, his hand cramped successfully.
Yuan stop:······
It's really a burden to happiness. Sure enough, being rich is also a sin.
Yuan Ting tidied up the money and planned to save it for another day. It happened that everyone in the family group was sending red envelopes to each other. In order to cheat the red envelopes, Shi Cheng even made up a paragraph: [Just send a happy new year to the chat box and you will be happy. Have a chance to win a huge red envelope! 】
[Eat an orange]: Happy New Year!
【Yuanyuan stop】: [Ten thousand luck]
[Eat an orange]: Fuck me, rich people!
[Mu の Shang]: I'll go, rich man!
[Have you been scolded today? ]: Digging grass, capitalist!
[Happy and then]: I'll go, I get the largest amount, you really love me!
[Eat an orange]:?
[Group message: Happy and then it has been removed from the group chat. ]
Yuan stopped rolling on the bed laughing, thought for a while, and then sent Shi Cheng's words to Zhu Yu.
[Yuanyuan stops]: Happy New Year!
After a while, Zhu Yu replied.
[ZY]: You too.
Yuan Ting was wondering why Zhu Yu didn't take the bait, why didn't he send money to himself, when a message of a successful transfer popped up on his phone: [the other party transferred 5200000 yuan to you]
Yuan stop:?
【ZY】: Take the candy and eat it.
Yuan stop:?
Good guy, this wave is because he doesn't understand the market! ! ! !
Zhu Yu was lying on the bed, watching Lin Zhijing's [-] Lectures on Men's Virtue, which said that he could invite others to watch a movie, so he planned to take the opportunity to invite him.
【ZY】: Are there any good New Year films recently?
Yuan stop:?
Yuan stopped to think about the types of movies that Zhu Yu liked, and suddenly goosebumps all over his body, it would not be good to directly answer, nodding and agreeing would kill him, he pondered for a moment, and finally sent back the message.
[Yuanyuan stops]: I love you is the best New Year celebration.
【Yuanyuan stops】: [Hamster compares heart]
Zhu Yu: The old deer bumped around.
He could even hear his own heartbeat!
I didn't know how to reply for a while, so I had to put the phone aside.
Not long after, he picked up his phone again, and poked Lin Zhijing first.
Lin Zhijing immediately replied what's wrong.
【ZY】: Do we have a company group?
[Have you been scolded today? ]: What's wrong with Mr. Zhu?
Lin Zhijing was beating her heart, fearing that he would be found out for his many evil deeds, and hesitated whether to tell everyone in the group about it.
He was nervous for a while before he saw the message from Zhu Yu.
[ZY]: Nothing, I want to send a red envelope.
It was too late, but soon, the group number had already been sent to Zhu Yu, even faster than the speed of handing in every work report in the past! ! ! !
Zhu Yu:······
He copied the string of numbers unskillfully, and pasted it into the search box, and a group called [Down with Xiaosan] popped up after a while.
Zhu Yu:······
He turned around and made sure that there was no copying error before clicking the button to apply to join the group chat with apprehension.
It's just that you need to have a verification problem to enter the group.
He looked at the question and fell silent.
[What is Mr. Zhu's apricot? ]
Zhu Yu:······
He went to the browser to search for the word apricot, and he had an epiphany.
He entered several answers one after another, but a failed answer window popped up.
Zhu Yu:······
Zhu Yu:?
So what is his apricot?How could he not know.
Just as he was thinking hard, a string of characters hit his mind like a meteor. Even if he was not sure, he still tremblingly entered the seemingly impossible answer.
Sure enough, after he entered Ace Aimu, the window of the world opened, and he joined the famous group of defeating the mistresses.
Zhu Yu:······
The very first second he added it, [Life must be full of happiness] appeared.
[To be happy in life is to be happy]: Wow!The new cutie looks very unfamiliar!Let's welcome this one!
[No gifts for this year's festival]: Wow!I didn't expect our company to slip through the net, cutie, which department do you belong to!Sign up quickly!
[Receipts only brain gold]: Wow!To be able to answer the verification question correctly, I think it is also a veteran scientist!
[No brain gold, just real gold]: suki! suki!
Zhu Yu:······
Zhu Yu:······
Zhu Yu:······
Little cutie Xingpi is the wish of Ace Aimu:······
?
He continued to ask Zhu Yu to hold his hand. Being massaged by the big villain would be very embarrassing even if he was old and said it!
I don't know if it was because being massaged was too comfortable, or because Zhu Yu's body smelled good, Yuan Ting fell asleep without holding back.
Leaning on the back of the sofa.
Zhu Yu:·······
He silently took Yuan Ting's head and let Yuan Ting rest on his shoulder before smiling contentedly.
Chen Ma was the first to discover this, and quickly pushed Lao Li.
Lao Li turned his head and saw two people leaning on each other. He was so happy and happy, he ran to the restaurant immediately, and then took a lot of photos under the cover of the table and posted them in the group.
After all, Chen Ma was more careful, and said, "Master, do you want me to get the quilt?"
Yuan Ting breathed lightly, and his hair was soft, as if he was instinctively approaching a warm place, rubbing against his body.
snort!Can the sofa be warm? Doesn't it have to be in my arms!
Zhu Yu relaxed a little, and said softly, "Thank you, and if you have a tape measure at home, bring me a roll."
Chen Ma quickly brought back the quilt. Although she didn't understand why she needed a soft ruler, she still brought someone a roll.
After Zhu Yu got the tape measure, he planned to measure someone's finger circumference, but he didn't expect that the hand that was outside just now was put into his pocket at some point.
Zhu Yu:······
He looked up and saw Chen Ma who was full of doubts. Chen Ma seemed to be looking at him like a fool again.
Zhu Yu:······
Zhu Yu: "Why don't you go to rest first?"
Chen Ma suddenly realized that the eldest young master is shy!She hurriedly dragged Lao Li back to the room to continue chatting, and left the living room to the young couple.
Zhu Yu took Yuan Ting's left hand out of his pocket with great difficulty, only to realize that his left hand was clenched into a fist and turned into Doraemon Ting.
Zhu Yu looked around, but couldn't find anything good, so he bent his fingers and rubbed Yuan Ting's face. Sure enough, the next second, Yuan Ting opened his eyes in bewilderment, and muttered: "What's wrong in the winter?" There are also mosquitoes, get out!" After speaking, he closed his eyes again, and scratched his face with his hands.
Wish · Mosquito · Yu:······
He wanted to say something, but found that Yuan Ting's hand had been opened, and he went to measure the size with a soft ruler, and then he continued to make people feel happy.
Maybe it was because of that mosquito that Yuan Ting had a terrible, terrible nightmare. He dreamed that he was being chased by mosquitoes, and when he was about to slap the mosquitoes to death, he found that all the mosquitoes had Zhu Yu's face on them!
Help!Double terror!
Yuan Ting felt something approaching, reached out and grabbed it without thinking, and then heard a muffled groan.
Yuan Ting opened his eyes, and sure enough, he saw Zhu Yu's face...
He woke up instantly, and then saw a thin bloodstain on Zhu Yu's face.
Yuan stop:······
Help!Triple horror!It was him in the dream, and it was him when he woke up!
He wanted to stand up, but found that he was resting on Zhu Yu's shoulder.
Yuan stop:······
Even more terrifying.
Yuan Ting looked at Zhu Yu anxiously, and whispered, "I'm having a nightmare."
Zhu Yu had already steered the wheelchair away, and when he returned, he held a small medicine box in his hand and asked, "What dream did you have?"
Yuan Ting felt that if he told about Zhu Yu's dream of turning into a mosquito, he would be slapped to death by Zhu Yu immediately, so he didn't say anything.
Zhu Yu had already opened the medicine box, Yuan Ting always felt that this scene was very familiar, he thought for a while, and said: "How about I come and give you the medicine?"
"Okay." Zhu Yu didn't seem to hesitate, and handed over the cotton swab directly, as if it had been planned early!
Yuan stop:······
Yuan Ting: What else can I do!After all, this is what he did!
Zhu Yu had already closed his eyes, and his voice was still deep, "It hurts so much."
Although Yuan Ting felt ashamed, he still couldn't hold back his mouth when he saw the small gash on his cheek: "If you slow down, it will heal."
Zhu Yu:······
Zhu Yu: "I am delicate."
Yuan stop:······
Zhu Yu: "Your domestic violence."
Yuan stop:?
Zhu Yu stared anxiously: "My parents never beat me."
Yuan stop:······
What virtue!Who taught him to act like a baby! ! ! !Who taught him to sell miserably! ! ! !
Yuan Ting roared in his heart, but he still couldn't help feeling distressed, and his face was really pretty!It's definitely not good to leave a scar! !
Before Yuan Ting could speak, Zhu Yu had already placed his chin on his other hand.
Yuan Ting thought that he was obedient now, took medicine wine and a cotton swab to give people medicine, and heard the person hiss several times, he thought he had heavy hands, but finally found that because of his nervousness, the cotton swab was still hanging in the air, and he didn't touch it at all. To people's faces! !
Yuan stop:······
Yuan Ting was about to quit, but someone grabbed his wrist. Zhu Yu suddenly opened his eyes and asked, "Do you want to start messing around and end?"
Yuan stop:?
It's so black that a pot was buckled on his back!
Just when he saw it, his heart started beating!
How come they are so close!
Yuan Ting directly pushed away the person's face, straightened his arm, finished applying the medicine like a mechanical arm, tidied up the medicine box, and ran away like a rabbit.
Zhu Yu who was abandoned in the living room from beginning to end:······
Even if Yuan Ting hid in the room, he could not escape the fate of going out to eat, so he accepted the gazes from Grandpa, Chen Ma and Lao Li Connotation at the dinner table.
The gaze was like a torch, falling from himself to Zhu Yu's face, and then from Zhu Yu's face to himself, as if they had done something bad.
Right under the table, the group chat is buzzing.
[Dizzy]: What's going on, the old man just fell asleep, why is it like this!
[Knocking off]: I don't know, Xiao Chen and I were watching Country Love in the room, and we have no idea what happened! !
[Knocked away]: Although I don't know what the process is like, it looks very intense.
[Knocked]: I agree.
[Knocked out]: I agree.
[Dizzy]: Wait for me to spy.
The old man Zhu raised his head and questioned: "Xiao Yu, why haven't I seen you for three hours, you have an extra wound on your face!"
Before Zhu Yu could speak, Yuan Ting answered first: "Scratch me obediently!"
Hearing his name, he obediently ran to Yuan Ting's side immediately, his black peas looked at Yuan Ting, and he didn't even realize that the dog was sitting by the table and the pot was coming from the sky.
The old man Zhu touched his chin, "But how do I remember to sleep with me obediently?"
Yuan stop:······
Zhu Yu:······
Yuan Ting cast a begging look at Zhu Yu.
Zhu Yu responded with a look of "You started and you ended, I can't save you anymore".
Yuan Ting looked at death as if at home, "It may be that the obedient boy turned into a bad boy and sneaked out of the room."
I wish the old man:?
Zhu Yu:?
Obediently: Aww?
Zhu Yu: "Actually, I fell."
I wish the old man:?
Yuan stop:?
You might as well not say it!Yuan Ting continued to despair, and what made him even more desperate was that all the other people on the table showed suddenly enlightened expressions.
Chen Ma: "Oh, I thought I was caught by someone, but I fell!"
Old Li answered: "Eldest young master, be careful in the future, don't fall too often."
I wish the old man: "That's right, falling more is good for your health. After all, I haven't fallen in the past 20 years. My old man...ah no, it's safe now."
Yuan stop:······
Zhu Yu:······
Zhu Yu: "How do you know I haven't, um, fallen?"
The old man Zhu exclaimed: "Have you ever fallen? Who have you fallen with?"
Zhu Yu:······
Zhu Yu glanced at Yuan Ting, who had already buried his face in the bowl, and admitted: "I haven't fallen, and I don't even have the experience of falling."
Chen Ma interrupted: "You can practice more with the little lady on how to fall."
Lao Li answered: "That's right, this kind of thing just needs to try more to fall better."
The old man agreed: "That's right, there is even experience on the Internet, you have to take the initiative to fall, and you can't hurt others, otherwise what kind of man are you."
Seeing that this New Year's Eve meal was about to take the express train and fly to the sky, Zhu Yu stopped in time: "Dinner."
The group chat got hotter.
[Knocked out]: Let me tell you, I'm really shy.
[Knocking off]: I like to see two people looking for love!
[Knocked away]: The young master blushed! ! !Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
It seems that what they eat is not food, but spiritual food for CP. After eating a meal, they will be radiant and rejuvenated.
Yuan Ting hates it so much, hates it so much!
Why did he have that dream!Blame the mosquitoes!Xin Nan wished to eat meat and vegetables for three years, praying for the extinction of mosquitoes.
Yuan stopped weeping, even watching the cross talk from the Qude Society, which he liked the most during the Spring Festival Gala, didn't make him happy. Carnival is a person's loneliness, and loneliness is a person's carnival.
The only thing that can be used to relieve sadness is the unbroken melon seeds.
Ok.
Um? ? ? !
Why melon seeds will not be cut off!
He looked down and found that Zhu Yu was breaking melon seeds with his hands, and Lao Li next to him had already started CPR for Chen Ma, and Chen Ma held up her mobile phone and shouted that she had already knocked.
Zhu Yu's fingertips were red, and it looked like it was in pain.
Yuan Ting directly covered Zhu Yu's hand with his hand, Zhu Yu was taken aback, looked up at Yuan Ting, and asked, "What's wrong?"
Yuan Ting snorted and smiled: "Oh, it's just my heart hurts."
Zhu Yu: "Oh?"
Yuan Ting continued: "Being my man, you don't need to do these things."
Zhu Yu: "Oh!"
Yuan stopped talking for a long time before realizing what he said, he said: "I don't mean you are my man, but I am a man, you are my man! So you belong to me!"
Zhu Yu nodded his head.
Annoyed, destroy it, Chinese culture is extensive and profound.
He was about to collapse, but Zhu Yu had already stuffed a peeled pecan into his hand.
Yuan stop:······
Yuan Ting: "Am I the kind of spineless person who wants to buy me off with a pecan? My spine is straight and I won't succumb to any evil force!"
Zhu Yu Momo put three more in the person's hand.
Yuan stopped to take a look, and now he has four in his hand.
Zhu Yudan said: "Creamy."
Ok.
Yuan Ting still went to eat the fruit without any backbone.
Zhu Yu: "Where's your spine?"
Yuan stopped between eating fruit and raised his head: "It's broken."
Zhu Yu:······
Zhu Yu: Good.
Yuan Ting looked at Zhu Yu's hands while eating. He seemed to have mastered the skill, from one melon seed in three seconds to one in a second. For a moment, Yuan Ting thought of the hamster holding the melon seeds. After scrolling for a long time, I finally sent it to Zhu Yu.
Zhu Yu's cell phone vibrated several times, and Yuan Ting knew it. The sound was very similar to an old man's phone. Yuan Ting felt that if he hadn't seen that Zhu Yu's cell phone was a smart phone, he would have felt that this cell phone would kill him. The content of the message is read out.
After a while, Zhu Yu sent a message, 【It looks like you. 】
Yuan Ting still wanted to respond, but suddenly felt that it was strange for two people to use their mobile phones when they were clearly facing each other.
Yuan Ting was happy, "Did you treat me like a pet!"
Zhu Yu glanced at Yuan Ting, saw the melon seeds on the plate in front of him, thought of Yuan Ting's appearance as soft as a bunny when he fell asleep today, and nodded.
Yuan stopped laughing for a long time, then put his face on the table again, and looked at Zhu Yu eagerly: "Then please master feed me more in the new year!"
Hold.
For the first time, Zhu Yu felt the feeling that he was about to explode.
Especially when Won stopped saying the word "Master".
When he was thinking about whether he was too impure, the sound of fireworks and firecrackers had already sounded outside the window, but it was relatively far away, and he could only hear it in the suburbs.
There is no smoking here, and there are probably some fireworks shows held in the urban area.
Yuan Ting looked out the window longingly, and when he said it, he suddenly felt that someone was going to attack him.
He immediately turned sideways to block the attacking hand, sure enough!
I wish the old man was holding a bulging red envelope in his hand! !
Yuan Ting shouted: "How old am I! I can't have it!"
The old man Zhu shouted: "You are still a child, keep it! Grandpa will give you a new year's gift!"
"No!" Seeing that grandpa was about to launch another round of offensive, Yuan Ting stopped him immediately, but unexpectedly, the red envelope that was originally held by grandpa suddenly disappeared after the mantis stalking the cicada and the oriole!
He grumbled, and sure enough, he looked to the right and saw Zhu Yu throwing the red envelope into his pocket.
That red envelope is so heavy, like a weight!
Zhu Yudan said: "Grandpa gave it, and if you give it, take it."
Yuan stopped crying cat cat head.
Zhu Yu continued: "It's okay, grandpa is very rich."
Grandpa Zhu had already started laughing, rubbed Yuan Ting's head, and said, "Grandpa is very rich!"
Yuan Ting continued to shed tears, and returned the red envelope no matter what he said, he said: "I don't even have grandpa's money, how can I take your money!"
The old man laughed even more, and said, "It would be great if you have this kind of heart. Grandpa has made a lot of money, so you don't need any money!" After speaking, he also made a very mysterious expression.
Yuan Ting thought he was going to say something shocking, but the old man said: "Quickly put it away, Xiaoyu doesn't have any."
Yuan Ting blinked and had no choice but to accept the lucky money.
Unexpectedly, he accepted it, and Chen's mother and Lao Li also came. Lao Li said, "Although we are not in large numbers, we still have a heart, and my lady will take it!"
Yuan Ting can't take it now, grandpa is rich, and they are also workers!
Yuan Ting shouted: "I can't accept it! I can't accept it!"
Chen Ma smiled and said, "We also have money!"
Yuan Ting couldn't believe it, "They are all migrant workers, how can they have money!"
Chen Ma said shyly, "I have ten apartments in the city center."
Lao Li was shy: "I have twelve sets."
Chen Ma: "They are all year-end awards."
Lao Li: "Actually, to be honest, I even opened an auto repair company under my management."
Chen Ma: "Actually, I too..."
Yuan Ting was shocked: "You are also an auto repair company?!"
Chen Ma was shy, "No, it's a cleaning company."
Yuan stop:······
He immediately looked to Zhu Yu for help.
Zhu Yu still said: "If you give it, you will take it."
All right! ! !
Yuan Ting said: "Then you give them more year-end awards!"
Chen Ma and Lao Li hurriedly said no, but Zhu Yu responded first and said hello.
Although I feel that something is wrong, it seems that I am the one who got the money!
Sure enough, the happiest thing in the world is paper money!Counting money to hand cramp!
Just as Yuan Ting finished saying this sentence in his heart, his hand cramped successfully.
Yuan stop:······
It's really a burden to happiness. Sure enough, being rich is also a sin.
Yuan Ting tidied up the money and planned to save it for another day. It happened that everyone in the family group was sending red envelopes to each other. In order to cheat the red envelopes, Shi Cheng even made up a paragraph: [Just send a happy new year to the chat box and you will be happy. Have a chance to win a huge red envelope! 】
[Eat an orange]: Happy New Year!
【Yuanyuan stop】: [Ten thousand luck]
[Eat an orange]: Fuck me, rich people!
[Mu の Shang]: I'll go, rich man!
[Have you been scolded today? ]: Digging grass, capitalist!
[Happy and then]: I'll go, I get the largest amount, you really love me!
[Eat an orange]:?
[Group message: Happy and then it has been removed from the group chat. ]
Yuan stopped rolling on the bed laughing, thought for a while, and then sent Shi Cheng's words to Zhu Yu.
[Yuanyuan stops]: Happy New Year!
After a while, Zhu Yu replied.
[ZY]: You too.
Yuan Ting was wondering why Zhu Yu didn't take the bait, why didn't he send money to himself, when a message of a successful transfer popped up on his phone: [the other party transferred 5200000 yuan to you]
Yuan stop:?
【ZY】: Take the candy and eat it.
Yuan stop:?
Good guy, this wave is because he doesn't understand the market! ! ! !
Zhu Yu was lying on the bed, watching Lin Zhijing's [-] Lectures on Men's Virtue, which said that he could invite others to watch a movie, so he planned to take the opportunity to invite him.
【ZY】: Are there any good New Year films recently?
Yuan stop:?
Yuan stopped to think about the types of movies that Zhu Yu liked, and suddenly goosebumps all over his body, it would not be good to directly answer, nodding and agreeing would kill him, he pondered for a moment, and finally sent back the message.
[Yuanyuan stops]: I love you is the best New Year celebration.
【Yuanyuan stops】: [Hamster compares heart]
Zhu Yu: The old deer bumped around.
He could even hear his own heartbeat!
I didn't know how to reply for a while, so I had to put the phone aside.
Not long after, he picked up his phone again, and poked Lin Zhijing first.
Lin Zhijing immediately replied what's wrong.
【ZY】: Do we have a company group?
[Have you been scolded today? ]: What's wrong with Mr. Zhu?
Lin Zhijing was beating her heart, fearing that he would be found out for his many evil deeds, and hesitated whether to tell everyone in the group about it.
He was nervous for a while before he saw the message from Zhu Yu.
[ZY]: Nothing, I want to send a red envelope.
It was too late, but soon, the group number had already been sent to Zhu Yu, even faster than the speed of handing in every work report in the past! ! ! !
Zhu Yu:······
He copied the string of numbers unskillfully, and pasted it into the search box, and a group called [Down with Xiaosan] popped up after a while.
Zhu Yu:······
He turned around and made sure that there was no copying error before clicking the button to apply to join the group chat with apprehension.
It's just that you need to have a verification problem to enter the group.
He looked at the question and fell silent.
[What is Mr. Zhu's apricot? ]
Zhu Yu:······
He went to the browser to search for the word apricot, and he had an epiphany.
He entered several answers one after another, but a failed answer window popped up.
Zhu Yu:······
Zhu Yu:?
So what is his apricot?How could he not know.
Just as he was thinking hard, a string of characters hit his mind like a meteor. Even if he was not sure, he still tremblingly entered the seemingly impossible answer.
Sure enough, after he entered Ace Aimu, the window of the world opened, and he joined the famous group of defeating the mistresses.
Zhu Yu:······
The very first second he added it, [Life must be full of happiness] appeared.
[To be happy in life is to be happy]: Wow!The new cutie looks very unfamiliar!Let's welcome this one!
[No gifts for this year's festival]: Wow!I didn't expect our company to slip through the net, cutie, which department do you belong to!Sign up quickly!
[Receipts only brain gold]: Wow!To be able to answer the verification question correctly, I think it is also a veteran scientist!
[No brain gold, just real gold]: suki! suki!
Zhu Yu:······
Zhu Yu:······
Zhu Yu:······
Little cutie Xingpi is the wish of Ace Aimu:······
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