Bullshit, I saw it all

Chapter 12: The Tragedy of a Carton of Milk

Today's juniors and juniors have more things to do each term.

There are still 30 days before the college entrance examination, and the little bastards in the first year of high school are fighting.

There are still 28 days before the college entrance examination, senior one and senior two ignore the dominance of senior three and start arguing about who is the boss of the school.

25 days before the college entrance examination, a conflict broke out in a certain class of the second year of high school, and two boys fought each other.

Bi Sansheng listened to the sports committee's detailed and reliable gossip, and expressed his emotions as a philosopher, "It's really a time of passion and passion. Whose youth is more crazy than them!"

The Sports Commissioner nodded, "Yes, it's bleeding, and it's dripping. The current students are pretending to be B with their lives, and I can no longer understand their world."

With a crisp sound of "Bo", the plastic straw pierced the sealing film of the boxed milk.

Qu Chen picked up the straw, held the milk in one hand, closed the "Five-Year Simulated Three-Year College Entrance Examination" with the other, and started flipping through "Excerpts of Foreign Novels Read Outside of Chinese Class", without distraction.

Even if such explosive campus gossip is spread by the eloquent sports committee, it can't arouse his curiosity at all.

Qu Xuezha raced against time and worked so hard, making the two top students who wasted their time behind him feel extremely ashamed for a moment.

But this feeling of shame didn't even last for the prelude of a song, and the deterioration fermented into malicious slander.

Don't think too highly of Xueba, Xueba has red eyes, and his combat effectiveness is just scum.

"Sick?" Bi Sanxing pointed to Qu Chen and asked the committee.

"Sick!" The sports committee looked disgusted. "It's been like this recently. I suspect that he has been remotely controlled. Every day in class, I just take notes and read books in class. After class, I change it to do exercises and read books."

As for who owns the remote control, it is self-evident.

This is what Doubi looks like when he works hard, how can he play well with his friends?

"But reading requires accumulation. You won't become a fat man by eating one bite, right?" Bi Sansheng felt that there was something wrong with Qu Chen's learning method, and decided to have a good talk with Qu Chen about learning and how to learn correctly and effectively.

Although this was just the wishful thinking of Xueba, he covered his face and stretched out his eyes and waited for someone to stick his cold butt, but he didn't even want to take off his pants.

Before Bi Sansheng called Qu Chen, Qu Chen laughed inexplicably by himself, his shoulders trembled violently, and finally he didn't even have the strength to inhale the straw, and endured it slipping out of his mouth

It turns out that Gao Dashang's "Excerpts of Reading Foreign Novels after Chinese Class" included a copy of "Selected Jokes of the Month".

Second Olympic!Bi Sansheng wanted to chop off his hand that involuntarily reached out to Qu Chen.

What about the remote? !Is it out of order? ! !

"Bi Sansheng, why are you in my seat again!" The sports committee deskmate came back from the toilet and found that Bi Sansheng had occupied the magpie's nest.

"Don't be so fierce, people are just here to care about the class unity of a certain class in the second grade of high school." The sports committee seemed to mean something.

Bi Sansheng begged for mercy, said "I'm sorry" several times to his tablemate in the sports committee, and slipped back to his seat.

Qu Chen was quite surprised by the behavior of Bi Sansheng, the school committee, and thought that this guy might have something to fall into the hands of the sports committee.

The Sports Commissioner and the tablemate started whispering enthusiastically again, and Qu Chen pricked up his ears in front of them, intending to secretly listen to what they were talking about, but because the voices of the two were high and low, fast and slow, Qu Chen could only blur I heard words like "Second Year in High School", "Kang Ning Meng", "quarreling", "teacher and student", "spoiled", "love triangle" and so on.

"He just wants to be healthy, and he still owes it, so let's argue if he doesn't accept it!" When the sports committee was excitedly labeling Kang Ningmeng, a sophomore student, Qu Chen in front of him began to shake his body and let out a "bang". He fell on the table and knocked over the unfinished carton of milk with his elbow.The milk slowly flowed out from the sloping straw, briefly forming a thin white water column between the table and the ground.

It was the first time for the students in class ten to encounter this situation, and some of them thought that Qu Chen was playing a prank, and went forward to flex Qu Chen's armpit in an attempt to make him commit crimes.

Bi Sansheng, who often watches educational science and education films on emergencies for primary and middle school students, immediately ran out of the house, ready to call the teacher.

But if the teacher in the office on the fourth floor is not a female teacher, or a male teacher who is weaker than the female teacher, if Qu Chen looks like this, if he is going to be sent to the hospital, then the teacher on the fourth floor will come to me who will definitely not be able to recite the song. morning.

When Zheng Xiao pushed aside the crowd and turned Qu Chen over to check, the sports committee secretly gave the witty Bi Sansheng a thumbs up.

Qu Chen's originally clean face had densely packed with many small red particles.

Zheng Xiao hugged Qu Chen with both hands, and when he went out, he passed by the head teacher of the tenth class who hadn't figured out the situation, and left a sentence, "Anaphylactic shock, I'll send him to the hospital."

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