It wasn't like this in my last life

"Do you want to come with the four big brothers who came with you?"

Song Badai was dumbfounded, "Huh?"

After being stupefied, Song Badai furtively looked at his back, feeling numb all over.

Ning Fangxuan laughed, "Are you thinking too much?! Brother Anbu, who came with you, is really good at holding his breath. I didn't notice it after following him all the way. The third child is stuffy, so it's rare to be so enthusiastic. I see him He was planning to have a fight with someone after dinner. Ouch, is this suffocating?"

Song Badai immediately understood, "Let them in."

The four guards came in disheveled, and when they saw Song Badai, they immediately knelt down, and Song Badai's calm face turned green again. "Who are you?" Song Xi from Anbu once asked him to identify them carefully, and there were two unfamiliar faces among the four people in front of him.

As soon as the two heard Song Badai's question, they immediately reported their master's name, and said: "Our prince has ordered, we must respect the young master as a princess, what orders does the young master..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was abducted by Song Xi's two Anbu guards, "Fart! Our young master, when did he become your princess?!" The four of them fought countless times along the way, if they were not worried Lost, these four people are still fighting at the door of the house!

Song Xi's instruction was not to act rashly for the time being, and they could be slapped with a shoehorn at a critical moment.

Although the two guards in Anbu wondered why they didn't use hidden weapons instead of shoehorns, but out of absolute trust in their master, they didn't put their shoes on their feet properly during the journey, and they used to go to the toilet, eat, etc. before each other. "Critical moments" were successfully carried out sneak attacks.The other party is also angry, so it's okay to go to the toilet, and when I eat, I vomit the food in my mouth.

This is how Liang Zi was formed.

Seeing that the war was about to break out, the shoes on Anbu's guards were ready to move again.

Song Badai frightened the table, "Shut up."

Meatball stared at him with egg custard in his mouth.

Song Badai was thinking badly, forgot that there was a child here, and quickly put on a gentle smile, but the little fat man stopped being dazed, and imitated him and "slapped" a few times on the dining table.After the beating, he probably felt pain in his hands, and asked Ning Fangxuan to blow him off with a sad face.

Song Badai burst out laughing, and the four guards all looked at the little fat man with the eyes of a benefactor.

Song Badai coughed and returned to the topic, "Go back, I don't need anyone here."

It was a rare time for the four guards to agree, and they knelt down, "The master said, if the young master doesn't want us here, then we don't have to go back." Prince Gong's guards were smart and immediately resorted to bitter tricks.The two guards on Song Xi's side were so angry that they almost slapped their thighs, treacherous, treacherous!

Ning Fangxuan pulled Song Badai aside and said, "I don't think they have any ill intentions towards you, why not just keep them, the third child will be disappointed when they leave."

Song Badai is not very persistent. With his current skills, he will not be able to get rid of these guards wherever he goes. It is better to keep them. If he really wants to leave, he can let the third brother and the others help them to stop them. up.

Ever since, the four guards were left behind.

Dinner was the most sumptuous meal that Song and Eight Dynasties had eaten all the way.A wild boar weighs over a hundred catties. The heart of the pig is the most tender. It is brushed with honey and oil and roasted on the fire. It is shiny and oily, charred on the outside and tender on the inside.Cut the trotters into large pieces, put them in a pot, and stew them so badly that they melt in your mouth.In addition to all kinds of dishes, there are also various pastries made by the old sixth brother in different ways.

The little fat man held the pig's trotters in both hands and gnawed, staring at Song Badai's chopsticks as he gnawed. When he saw what he liked, he would stick his head over and wait for the food to be fed with his mouth wide open.

The four guards insisted on refusing to go to the table, and the third brother opened a table for them alone. After a few people drank too much, they hooked up with Ning Fangxuan's brothers and sang a song.The fifth elder brother was born as a snitch. He has robbed homes, robbed the rich and helped the poor. He has never been so close to the government in his life.

It took more than an hour for this meal.

The little fat man slept in Song Badai's arms, his face flushed, revealing his bulging white belly.

Afraid of disturbing Mr. Qiu and his wife, Song Badai planned to take them back to take care of them.Ning Fangxuan hugged her and did not let go, "You sleep with me, just leave the child to me, and I hope he recruits a younger brother or younger sister for me." Although Mr. Qiu didn't care, she still felt sorry for her.

Everyone got up late the next day.

After Song Badai washed up and finished his breakfast, the fourth elder brother hurried over to find him, "Little Ba, hurry up and show your sister Ning, that kid didn't sleep well last night, he kicked sister Ning's stomach, at first he was still I didn't think anything, but how could I know that sister Ning's stomach started to hurt when I woke up in the morning."

"I gonna go see."

Ning Fangxuan had already gotten up, endured the pain and drove the third and fifth out, "He fell asleep last night, and it wasn't on purpose, one or two made a big fuss!" Xiaowanzi twitched, "It's okay, Auntie scolded them for you. Don't cry, don't cry..."

As soon as Song Badai came in, Xiaowanzi jumped out of the bed, threw himself into his arms, and chattered a lot.

Song Badai didn't understand, Mr. Qiu was both funny and anxious, "Just now the third child slapped his butt a few times, he is complaining. Little Ba, show Xuan'er quickly."

Holding the meatball in one hand, Song Badai moved over with difficulty to give Ning Fangxuan his pulse.

After a while, he laughed, "Sister Ning, hurry up and recruit the third child to accompany the little fat man, you really recruited a younger brother for him."

As soon as the words fell, Mr. Qiu and Ning Fangxuan were stunned. They looked at each other, and their eyes were red.Mr. Qiu couldn't help but confirm again and again, "Is this true? Xiaoba? You didn't lie to me?" He looked anxious again, "Then the kick didn't break it? Why does her stomach keep hurting?"

Song Badai reassured them, "It's okay, just a little bit of fetal gas. I prescribed a few doses of anti-fetal medicine, grabbed it and drank it. It will be fine to have a good rest in the past few days." After speaking, he quickly wrote the prescription, and the old man Three took it and flew out with a whoosh.

Song Badai also told Ning Fangxuan, "Sister Ning is the first child, there are a few things to pay attention to, the first is to refrain from drinking and irritating food; the second is to use force, especially the first three. Yue, you can walk around appropriately, but you should try to avoid too violent fights, like walking on a tightrope. In the end, you have to maintain a happy mood and don’t hold back what you have in your heart.”

Ning Fangxuan was still immersed in the joy of being pregnant, no matter what Song Badai said, she kept nodding.As if he was facing an enemy, Mr. Qiu took a pen and wrote down what Song Badai said one by one, "What else? What else?"

"No more." It was the first time that Song Badai saw Mr. Qiu's gaffe, and he was both amused and moved.

Leaving the husband and wife to talk sweet words, Song Badai came out with the little hero in his arms, coaxing him, "Okay, don't be angry, I will find you something delicious later, and I will send you home after eating, okay?"

Wanzi rubbed his face against him, and Yiyi said something that Song Badai couldn't understand.

Is this a relief?There is really enough to eat everything.Song Badai went to the kitchen, planning to make him some noodles.Brother Six kicked him out, "Just tell me what you want to eat." After his culinary skills were greatly praised by Song Badai and Xiaowanzi, Brother Six made being a chef the goal of his struggle for the rest of his life.

One big and one small were kicked out and squatted under a big tree waiting for dinner.

The fourth brother came over in a hurry, "The third brother went to the mountain to report the letter yesterday, and now someone is here to pick up the child."

Song Badai stood up, "Come here?" He felt a little bit reluctant, "So soon?" But the child still had to return to his parents, since they came, he should return the little ball.

Not long after, the fourth brother led four strangely dressed men in.They were dark-skinned, with turbans on their heads, and their clothes were embroidered with the same patterns of human bodies and snake heads as on Maruko's shoes.The fifth brother invited Mr. Qiu over, and after questioning from both sides, he confirmed the identity of Xiaowanzi.

What Mr. Qiu said was right, Xiaowanzi came from a high family background, he was actually the only son of their leader.Because of his playfulness, he followed the servant and ran out secretly, and the servant lost him not long after.The leader has been looking for it day and night for a long time, but he still hasn't come back. They left last night after receiving news from the third child, but they are not as skilled as the third child, and they have not arrived until now.

Song Badai patted Xiaowanzi's head, "Fatty is going home, are you happy?"

Wanzi twisted a bit, turned around and hugged Song Badai without letting go.

Is this why I can't bear him?At least he still has a conscience, he didn't hurt him these few days in vain.

Lao Huai of the Song and Eight Dynasties comforted him, but he also felt a deep reluctance in his heart, as if he wanted to marry off the daughter he had raised for more than ten years.

Seeing that they had been hugging for a long time without letting go, the people over there came to invite their little master.He stretched out his hand to take the child back, but Song Badai suddenly kicked him back, took a step back holding Xiaowanzi, and avoided the fourth brother.

"Catch them!"

Several people saw that the situation was not right, so they stopped pretending and attacked Song Badai with all their strength. The purpose was obvious, that is the little ball in Song Badai's arms.With the fourth child and four guards present, those four were not their opponents at all, and they were all captured alive not long after.Song Badai asked someone to bring some water, fiddled with some potion and poured it in, and poured it on the four people.

After a while, many small bugs slowly crawled out from various parts of their bodies.

Everyone was nauseated.

What is going on here?

Everyone looked at Song Badai.