Straight man was caught Raiders Manual

There are countless beautiful and peaceful small islands in the vast sea, with lush jungles and beautiful scenery, and on one of the small islands, the Mermaid King and his partner live a happy and sexual life.

Every day at sunrise, the mermaid king will take his human partner to swim in the blue sea to enjoy the sunshine, and then take his partner to have a happy sex after warming up.

After sex, the mermaid king will return to the sea to bring fresh and delicious sea creatures to his human partner so that he can feed his human partner himself.

Being held in the arms of the mermaid expressionlessly, Guan Ling looked at the fish meat in Prodi's mouth with twitching corners of his lips, struggling hard for the last time.

"Pu, Prodi, wait, let me tell you a joke!"

The slippery fins and claws fondled Guan Ling's naked buttocks; Prodi rubbed Guan Ling's neck affectionately, and let out a soft hiss.

Guan Ling Daxi: "You agree, come on, let's talk first, wait... um! um, um, um..."

After eating the freshly chewed fish with the mermaid's deep love, Guan Ling couldn't help but wet his eyes.

Damn, he really doesn't like eating sashimi!

After enjoying the 'fun' of eating, the mermaid king will take his partner to the sea again to look at the magnificent scenery of the sea and the sky, and then excitedly press his partner to have a romantic sex at dusk. slap.

Sitting silently by the seaside with arms around his knees, Guan Ling stared blankly at Prodi, who was swimming towards him excitedly with the setting sun, and his head-high chest that couldn't even be hidden by the sea. Xing｜Fu's columnar object silently shed tears.

Tired, feeling never love again……

One day at noon, the mermaid king kissed the corner of his partner's lips contentedly, and dived into the seawater with a flick of his tail fin to catch fresh sea creatures.

The human partner watched the mermaid king's disappearing figure tenderly, raised his feet, and ran all the way to the depths of the dense forest!

The beach in the afternoon was warm and dry by the sun, and Guan Ling went into the forest with a grim expression, tremblingly tore off a giant leaf, and put clothes on his little Guan Ling with tears streaming down his face.

Looking at the tumbling sea in the distance, thinking about the days he spent on the small island, Guan Ling was speechless.

He hated it, hated himself for being so stupid.

Where did he get the confidence to think that the mermaid's nature is actually pure?

The "Mermaid Raising Guide" is not wrong at all, the mermaid is an evil race at all!Evil to the heinous!

Ever since he landed on this island, Guan Ling found that the mermaid pretending to be stupid and cute was like a different fish, and began to approach Prodi infinitely.

Not only did he learn the skills of voyeurism, molestation, seduction, coercion, etc., but he also suddenly recovered his brain power, intelligence and memory as if he drank hundreds of bottles of melatonin. Like', 'big or not' and other difficult rhetorical questions, and even wagging its tail and calling out dear.

What's even more cruel is that Guan Ling's pirate suit was smashed to pieces in the first sex on the day he arrived at the island, so Guan Ling and his little Guan Ling have been running naked|running naked in the following days. It is simpler, bolder and more open than Friday in "Robinson Crusoe"!

Because the mermaid has no clothes, he doesn't like his partner to have clothes. All the things Guan Ling used to cover himself were thrown into the sea without exception, and as long as he wanted to find a pair of pants | Will be punished by the dissatisfied mermaid.

If this just made Guan Ling feel indignant, then what was enough to break him down was that the strategy manual actually told him that he hadn't reached the authentication method under this day and night sex?

Guan Ling's whole body is going to be bad.

Let alone the mermaid's tears, the water on his body will be squeezed dry.

The mermaid in the sex is excited and there is no time to cry. Guan Ling, who was thinking about whether to try to attack the key parts of the mermaid, was dragged in by Prodi who mistakenly thought that his partner was in love with him after practicing one day. There is a suffocating PLAY in the sea.

After landing, Guan Ling swore he would never see kelp again in his life.

... This day is simply unbearable!

He really can't bear this kind of life that is nothing but eating every day. Although he also enjoys it, the key is that the useless sex is simply consuming his kidney function. He urinates so much in the past two days You can create a world-famous painting, is there any!

Finally, after a few days of slapping, the mermaid is finally a little bit satisfied, and Guan Ling, who can finally see the sun after opening his eyes, decides that this can't go on like this anymore!

Let's not talk about the authentication method, since the goal of the strategy is to get Prodi's tears, then first of all, you can't indulge him like this!

After all, the system didn't say that he had to stay with the raider, didn't he? Even if he was in a bonded state, he didn't want to bring a pet, so he just wanted to be a quiet player!

So, taking advantage of the chance that the mermaid will go to find food every day after sex at noon, Guan Ling made a simple strategy plan.

Get into the jungle—find pants for Xiao Guanling｜Pants to wear—hide

So when the mermaid can't find the person, maybe they will shed tears?

What a simple and clever plan!

Guan Ling, who was implementing the plan, shrank himself into a small cave in satisfaction.

Hugging his knees with peace of mind, Guan Ling's eyes were red with emotion, just let him sit quietly like this.

"Guan Ling... Guan Ling!"

When the sunset covered the sky, the sound of sea waves accompanied by low hissing faintly passed through the air. Guan Ling's heart tightened, and he moved in quickly, and began to pray to God silently.

The mermaid, who came back from hunting but couldn't find a mate, wandered anxiously by the seaside, her deep neigh gradually becoming hoarse, revealing a sense of panic and sadness.

"Guan Ling, dear—"

Prodi's panicked voice almost penetrated the entire island to find his lost lover. There was deep fear in his voice. He was afraid that his partner would suffer some unknown harm on this isolated island.

Using only a few human languages ​​that he knew, the mermaid continued to make a low cry. He searched in every tributary on the island, and the sound became more and more mournful.

With his little heart twitching, Guan Ling carefully curled up in the cave, staring at the covered leaves in front of him with his lips tightly pressed.

Are you crying?Didn't you cry?My heart is so painful and swollen, what should I do!

No, I have to be strong, and I can't always spoil him like this!

Silently cheering himself up, Guan Ling tried his best to calm himself down, determined to clear this task within today.

The strategy characters in this volume are really cute and shameful.

But it was just a few days of sex that made him, a senior player, feel soft-hearted? !

If this goes on...

this way...

Hey, hey, I'm obviously an irrefutable straight man!

Just as Guan Ling was making the final paste for his shattering straight man's heart, the mermaid's neighing suddenly sounded high, and quickly changed into a low and terrifying singing, bursting on the sea beside the island reverberate.

Guan Ling was stunned for a moment, turned his head to the side of the stone wall and listened carefully, and blinked with a little doubt.

What's the situation, are you going to lure yourself out by singing?

Hmph, how naive ╭(╯＾╰)╮.

With a firm mind, Guan Ling huddled in the cave unwaveringly, and began to silently count the ants crawling past the entrance of the cave.

Just when Guan Ling counted to 222 and half ant (the other half was pinched off by his hands), the cave he was in suddenly shook violently, followed by a huge slapping sound from his ears , Immediately afterwards, Guan Ling found that traces of cold sea water overflowed under his feet!

What the hell happened!Is the sea monster coming!This is obviously not the beach, is it? ! ! !

Seeing the seawater creeping in layer by layer into the cave, Guan Ling hurriedly got out of the cave, tearing up the leaves.

Looking at the rising sea water under his feet in a panic, Guan Ling raised his head and became dizzy for an instant.

The small island that was originally densely forested and entwined with vines has been submerged by more than half of the crazy influx of sea water. The cave where Guan Ling is located is located on the upper part of the island. From his position, the entire island looks like a swallowed stone. , was swallowed up by the skyrocketing seawater little by little.

Thunder rumbled in the distance, and the darkened sky seemed to contain deep anger, gradually approaching the center of the island.

On the turbulent sea, sharp screams gathered from all directions, bringing roaring huge waves, impacting on the center of the small island.

Gazing at the group of mermaids who had gathered in a daze, Guan Ling instantly understood that this situation should have something to do with Prodi.

Trembling and jogging up along the unsubmerged area, Guan Ling was so scared that his face was bleeding.

My boyfriend is so jealous that he could destroy a small island, but I'm not proud at all, what should I do?

In other words, is the existence of this kind of sky-defying skill really okay? !

The singing of the mermaid became louder as the waves approached, and as the island was completely submerged, the sound of the system rang out heavily.

"Ding, warning, warning, the favorability of the bound NPC Prodi is decreasing. Once the favorability reaches zero, the mermaid will automatically enter a mad state. Players are requested to play carefully and take effective appeasement actions as soon as possible."

"Guan Ling."

Prodi's voice sounded low, his feet slipped, Guan Ling plunged into the water, and then his waist tightened suddenly, and there was a burst of suffocation-like pain.

The tip of her nose gently rubbed against the human being hugged tightly in her arms, and the corners of the mermaid's lips were raised high, revealing a very dangerous smile, "Honey, I found you..."

The author has something to say: Guan Ling is about to end, oh yes!By the way, isn't it a bit bad to cheat your son like this?

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