Marry an NPC if your EQ is low

Ziyuan Mountain was originally a quiet place where Xiuxian asked, and there were few people.But today it is different from the past, the foot of the mountain is packed with people shoulder to shoulder, and the dark clouds are full of human heads.If you are lucky, standing at a good angle, you may be able to see the white jade ladder half hidden among the clouds behind the green hills and green forests.That is the only way to the main gate of Yuanfeng Purple Immortal Gate, with a total of 110 million steps.

Today, understanding that most of the apprentices are ordinary people with no roots, the head of the sect specially used the method of shrinking the ground to an inch, so that climbers can enter the fairy gate by climbing only [-] steps.It's just that the [-] steps are already preferential treatment for the Zixianmen, but it is still a big challenge for the apprentices, especially the players.

Ji Han's height is less than 1.8 meters, so he is really inconspicuous in this bustling crowd, let alone Li Meng and Wang Tuantuan, who are also less than 1.8 meters.

It would be so touching if someone could notice you at this time!

An old Taoist in a blue Taoist robe and a tattered dust whisk came over and asked, "Do you want to be a teacher?"

His demeanor, movements, and language are all like a scalper at a station: "Where are you going? Do you want a ticket?"

Ji Han hadn't grasped the fact that "I already have a master", so he nodded his head in a daze.

The old Taoist in Tsing Yi waved his whisk handsomely: "Follow me."

The old Taoist led him away from the crowd, walked straight to a wooden case, and winked at the person behind the case.The man understood, unfolded a piece of yellow paper and asked Ji Han, "Name? Native place? Gender? Age..."

Ji Han saw that both of them were NPCs, so he reported honestly.

The registered Taoist nodded, put away the yellow paper, and said to Ji Han: "I have registered, and I can accept the entrance examination after climbing the Purple Cloud Ladder."

The veteran who brought him spread his palms towards Ji Han: "A silver coin."

Ji Han: CRC must be Qinglang's major shareholder, and even the NPCs inside will take advantage of the market's loopholes to squeeze socialist wool T_T.

Ji Han, a good boy who grew up in the background of traditional online games, has no intention of rebelling against NPCs at all, and basically recognizes when he is cheated.

He put his hand into the money bag, felt it, took out a handful of copper coins, and said to the old man embarrassedly: "There are only 70 copper coins..."

The old man glanced at him angrily, snatched the copper coins, and continued to pull others.

Ji Han, penniless, turned his head in a daze, looking at a large number of heads, not knowing where to go.

"Ji Han!"

Ji Han suddenly raised his head to look, following the direction of the voice, he saw Wang Tuantuan in black and Li Meng in blue, standing under an old pine tree with green roots.Both of them have dark colors, no wonder they couldn't find them before.

Ji Han walked towards the two of them, and when he got closer, he found an acquaintance standing next to Li Meng, tall and thin, with a scholarly temperament, wearing the same blue dress as Li Meng.

"Teacher Zhou?" Ji Han called out.

The boy was reserved, shy, glamorous, noble, elegant and dignified, nodding in agreement: "En."

This person was none other than Li Meng's classmate Zhou Xiao who slept with Li Meng and was also Li Meng's close friend. People in the world called him Teacher Zhou.Ji Han also always had a sense of reverence for the teacher for this buddy, so he didn't dare to talk to Li Meng along the way, and briefly explained to Li Meng that he met an NPC he had met before on the mountain and just happened to accept him as an apprentice .

Li Meng howled: "Oh! That's just right, give the ID card to Mr. Zhou, and Mr. Zhou also wants to be a teacher." Then he started to tinker with his game board by himself: "I just heard today that there is a screenshot function in Qinglang, It’s equivalent to taking pictures, come on, stand up, let’s try.”

After taking the screenshot, Li Meng looked at the photo very satisfied: "I want to call it out as my Renren avatar!"

Wang Tuantuan hurriedly stopped: "Don't, isn't your profile picture a photo of your sister? What if your sister is unhappy?"

Li Meng is confident: "Don't worry, she won't misunderstand..."

Then he confessed in a low voice: "The key is that ever since I changed my profile picture to hers, a lot of boys I don't know in our school have added me..."

Several people are in their youth, and in order to give players a better gaming experience, Qinglang's body is much better than in reality anyway. The four of Ji Han climbed more than 5000 steps while playing all the way. Begin to feel tired.But looking up from here, the gray-white gate of Zixianmen is already in sight.

Li Meng sighed: "I really believe that Qinglang was designed by our Ziting people."

Several people nodded frequently, and they all felt the same.Wang Tuantuan squinted his eyes, and squinted at the magnificent Ziyun Gate with the eyes of a revolutionary martyr looking at the enemy's blockhouse: "It must have been designed by those engineering departments of the Soft Academy, and it was definitely not done by people from the Architecture Department. .”

Because the gate called "Purple Cloud Gate" in front of me, except that it is a little bigger and grander, is exactly the same as the gate of their school!

Ji Han: I instantly lost the motivation to continue climbing.

The four of them turned around tacitly, with their backs facing the Purple Cloud Gate, and put their buttocks together on the steps made of white jade, which is beautiful and refined.Then they ignored each other and started flipping through their respective game pages.Just like in reality, when everyone gets together, they will turn over their mobile phones together when they have nothing to do, and then chat face to face on WeChat...

Ji Han was surprised to find a familiar yet unfamiliar name in his contacts: Bai Xiaoyi.

At this time, Wang Tuantuan suddenly shouted excitedly: "Huahua came to pick us up! She is from Zixianmen! Recently, she was working in the Spirit Bird Valley! She said that she would bring a crane that can carry seven people to pick us up! "

Huahua's full name is Zhou Huahua, she is Tuantuan's roommate, a man with a pure girlish heart, or a so-called uncle-type girl... Of course, these are not the point, the point is... Ji Han: "I'm dizzy now."

However, it was unavoidable that five minutes later, a fairy girl in a long floral dress with fluttering hair drove a large crane with a seven-meter-long wingspan.Although the girl Yuanguan doesn't have the fairy spirit like other NPCs, she also has a bit of agility and intellectual aura.When she flew close to her, she jumped off the crane boldly and shouted: "Fuck! I'm finally here, sir! Do you know... how difficult this crane is to ride... the work in the Spirit Bird Valley is simply not done by humans ...Tomorrow I will have an English Quiz... I really kneel down to my uncle..."

Then, with the cooperation of the female gangster and the male bandit, Ji Xiaohan was put on the crane.

Ji Han, Li Meng on the left, Wang Tuantuan on the right, Zhou Huahua in the front, and Teacher Zhou in the back.He said: "You guys can't do this, let me go down, I'm really dizzy with the crane, I'm dizzy when I see it now..."

Zhou Huahua whistled, and the big crane took several steps to run up, flapping its wings and flying into the sky.

Wang Tuantuan & Li Meng looked down at the earth from a 45-degree angle melancholy: the cranes in Zixianmen all have special flying skills.

Ji Han was stunned, he had already forgotten about his fainting crane, he was seriously struggling: how did this crane run up on flat ground...

Arriving at Ziyunmen, the cranes flew away freely and happily. Ji Han later learned that Hua Hua had to work in the Spirit Bird Valley for three days in order to get a talisman that could borrow fairy birds.

Most of the tourists who came to watch the excitement didn't have the patience to climb up to Ziyun Gate, so there were not many people in front of the gate.You can clearly see a 2000-meter-long and [-]-meter-wide white jade avenue behind the gate, looming in the misty clouds. At the end of the avenue is a blue and white palace, faintly hidden behind the white veil.

Huahua pointed to Baiyu Avenue and said: "The design of this road is actually very similar to the road in the Temple of Heaven. The road that protrudes slightly in the middle cannot pass people, which means that the way of heaven passes by. On the right side, it doesn’t matter too much, you can just go through on the right side, the palace behind is the outer hall Shiyan Hall, where the selection meeting will be held. I have to hurry back to the Spirit Bird Valley.” Ran.

Ji Han forgot that he was already a member of Zixianmen, and happily followed them to Shiyan Hall from the right.

At the entrance, two young disciples in dark gray Taoist robes stopped Li Meng and Wang Tuantuan, and only let Ji Han and Zhou Xiao in.Seeing that Li Meng didn't understand, the two politely explained: "You two are not registered apprentices, so you can't go in. Please wait in the outside room. These two fellow Taoists have registered at the foot of the mountain, so they can go in to accept the immortals. Long pick."

These two little boys spoke half-literately, and their words were awkward, which made Ji Han feel a little uncomfortable, but it also reminded him that he has a master, so he wanted to go back and wait with Li Meng, but Persuaded by Zhou Xiao: "Forget it, let's go in first and talk about it. I think it should be fine."

Mr. Zhou has such magical power, or the impression he has formed for everyone for a long time makes people feel that he can always stand on the commanding heights of morality.Ji Han has formed an unconditioned reflex for a long time, and feels powerless to refute any opinions of Teacher Zhou, so he said that he must support all instructions of Teacher Zhou.

After entering, there is a normal-sized hall, which is simply furnished and looks a bit empty.There are two rows of Taoists sitting in the upper position, and there are disciples accompanying them standing behind them.A gossip with a radius of about one meter is drawn on the open ground in front of it. Around the gossip, there are full-circle celestial charts inlaid with unknown gemstones.

Before them, there were dozens of people who came in first, and they lined up quietly in order, and moved forward in groups of three to accept the comments from the Taoists.If you are selected, you will enter the back room, register and wait for further tasks; if you are not selected, you will go through another door.

The speed of screening is very fast, basically even one out of ten may not be able to stay.

Zhou Xiao was in front of Ji Han, just in the first group to go up, the senior Taoist on the upper right glanced at them lightly, then shook his head slowly, the disciples below understood the spirit and waved their hands to let them go down.Zhou Xiao turned around and gave Ji Han a brief signal, then turned around and walked away gracefully.

It was Ji Han's turn to come forward, stand still, bow his head obediently like the people on both sides, and secretly glanced at the Taoist above from the corner of his eye.

A Taoist on the left nodded slightly, pointed to the person on the left and said, "You have good qualifications, so you will take me under my seat, Yuanfeng Luo Lin, are you willing?"

That person was naturally willing, and after thanking him, he followed Xiaotong to the back to register.

A middle-aged white-faced Taoist on the right saw that Luo Lin picked out a good seed because of his quick strikes, and felt annoyed. He looked back and forth between the two remaining players on the field.

The person on the right has average aptitude in all aspects, so naturally he couldn't catch his eyes. When he saw Ji Han, his eyes couldn't help but narrowed—the understanding was too poor, and he had a face of poor fortune, but he was good-looking. The bone is still good, a little training is a good material for the furnace.

His thin lips curled up in a frivolous arc, pointing at Ji Han and said, "You just follow my Qingjian?"

Ji Han didn't understand what he was thinking, but the Taoists around him did. They could all clearly see that this young man was not a good material for cultivating immortals.And this Qing Jian usually has a chaotic style and wrong ways, but he is the only direct disciple of Daoist Buping who has passed away. He has a high seniority and good aptitude. Master Qinghe and Master Qingming, the leader of Yuanfeng Peak, ignored him, which made Qing Jian less scruples in doing things.

Now only Qing Ming, Qing Jian, Qing Luo, who usually doesn't care about things, and Qing Ding, who is self-conscious when his master uncle is back and has the confidence to join in the fun, are the only ones of Qing generation in this hall.Qing Ming shook his head almost invisibly, and lowered his eyes; Qing Luo had been sleeping; although Qing Ding was senior, he was still placed in a corner in annoyance, and it was difficult to see the situation on the field; can speak.Therefore, although these Taoists understood Qing Jian's intentions, no one came to uphold justice.

Although Ji Han was ignorant, he only thought that this Taoist wanted to accept him as an apprentice, but he also knew that he already had a master, and there was absolutely no reason to worship another master, so he bowed his head respectfully and said, "Thank you very much." I love you a lot, but Ji Han already has a master, so he can't come under him again."

The people who come here are all to learn from the master, so it is impossible for anyone to have a master.Qing Jian thought that this kid was not stupid, she thought he had seen through his thoughts and found an excuse to prevaricate himself, but this reason was too bad.

He Shi Shiran asked: "Who is your master? What is the Dao name?"

It was only then that Ji Han remembered that he didn't know the name of his master, and only heard him mention that he had no Daoist name, so he answered honestly: "I don't know the name of my master, I only know his Daoist name is nothing."

Bai Xiaoyi has not appeared for 7000 years, and the news of his return to Qing Ding has not yet found a chance to spread, not to mention that even in those days, few people called him "One Nothing" to match him.

Because the people in the hall didn't realize it, Qing Jian even thought that Ji Han was deceiving herself, and sneered coldly: "I've never heard of this expert."

Only Qingding in the corner felt that this name was familiar, raised his eyebrows and thought about it for a long time, and suddenly realized - this, this... Isn't this the Tao name of his god-like master uncle? !