Marry an NPC if your EQ is low

The moment Bai Xiaoyi entered Zuihualou, the whole room was silent.

His aura was undisguised, without any concealment, as soon as he entered the door, the lingering fairy energy shattered the four glazed palace lanterns at the welcoming place at the door, and the entrance was suddenly dark.

Against the light, one could only see that the visitor was dressed in white, as cold as ice, holding a long sword, and his clothes hanging down. He was a young man with an excellent face.It was as if the pause button had been pressed in the building, and even the lady welcoming guests with flowers on her face stopped silently, staring blankly at the visitor.

In the silence, the three of Ji Han heard the middle-aged man at the next table exclaim in a low voice: "Could this be the legendary Ximen Chuuxue?!"

The young man next to him gently pushed him: "Father, it's time to change the channel, this is obviously my favorite Zheng Zha."

Zhou Huahua looked at the young man with a cracked face, "Son, come on, tell me, who are you trying to talk about... At least what your father said is alike, but the person you named is alike."

Sure enough, his father couldn't bear to refute him: "Nonsense, Zheng Zha used Feng Huo Wheel, and the glass lamp he smashed just now was obviously sword energy!"

Zhou Huahua: ...Old man, which eye did you see him draw his sword...

Bai Xiaoyi stood there quietly, his eyes were like water, and fell on Ji Han who was sitting in the corner seat.

Both the NPC sister and Zhou Wang felt the strong coercion falling on their surroundings, and moved away from Ji Han involuntarily, leaving a large no-man's land around him.

Ji Han was trembling when he saw him, he raised his head stupidly, and met Bai Xiaoyi's dark eyes.His eyes are dark, no emotion can be seen, but they clearly let Ji Han know that he is angry.

I'm so nervous, it's just...it's like... I was caught by the dean in person for not wearing a red scarf when I was a child.

Bai Xiaoyi stretched out his empty right hand, and said calmly: "Han'er, come here." His voice was cold and calm, just like his usual image in front of people.

Someone began to whisper below: "...it seems to be Zixian real person, I saw it last time at the Artifact Conference..."

Some also echoed: "...so stupid, I saw it a long time ago, it was all recorded..."

Bai Xiaoyi glanced at the place where the voice came from, and those people immediately fell silent, and began to communicate excitedly with their mouths and eyes.

Hearing this, Ji Han had no choice but to stand up, and muttered: "Master..." At the same time, almost all the eyes of the whole building were cast on this side, which stabbed him like a light on his back, and he dared not raise his head. When Ji Han went to the stage to accept the award in middle school.

Bai Xiaoyi quietly watched his apprentice lower his head step by step in front of him in the eyes of passers-by, and said softly: "Raise your head."

Obediently, Ji Han raised his head and saw Bai Xiaoyi pursed his lips, opened and closed his mouth twice, and finally said bitterly: "Who did you learn from, and where did you come from!"

The map cannon was turned on, and everyone in Zuihualou lay down their guns one after another.Bai Xiaoyi's aura was too strong, they didn't dare to watch the excitement blatantly, so they could only look at it from the corner of their eyes.

No real person has the habit of training his apprentices in front of others. Seeing Ji Han's slightly aggrieved and helpless appearance, and thinking about what he did when he slipped out of his nose, he felt an inexplicable temper that was hard to get rid of. Sleeve: "Come out!"

Ji Han watched his master blink twice, and silently followed him out.He couldn't explain to his master that this was just a game for him, and he couldn't do anything nonsense; therefore, he couldn't explain that even though he came to Zuihualou, he didn't have any dirty thoughts.He could only follow his master honestly, without any excuses.

Before the welcoming lady had time to rejoice that the evil god had finally left, she heard "bang" and "crack" two times in succession. She leaned out to take a look, and saw the big signboard of Zuihualou pear wood hanging on the second floor fell down. On the ground, it broke in two.

Bai Xiaoyi led Ji Han quickly to the outskirts of the city without saying a word.He walked very fast, as if to vent his depression.

Ji Han gradually couldn't keep up with him, and began to trot behind him, but he was still behind in trotting.He followed behind and looked at Bai Xiaoyi secretly from bottom to top, and finally ran two quick steps and boldly grabbed the wide sleeve of the white fairy robe.

Bai Xiaoyi froze, didn't say anything, didn't even look back, but quietly slowed down.

A paper green crane that was as big as a child's fist flew towards him, circled twice around Bai Xiaoyi's left ear, as if confirming something, stopped beside his ear, and moved with him.

The voice of Qing Ding came from the crane——

"Uncle Master, don't get excited, don't get excited! It's easy to be curious about all kinds of things when the uncle is so old. Back then, Zhang Yunxi was doing everything when he was the uncle...Educating apprentices must be guided by criticism and persuasion. Mainly, you must not use force violently, this will only arouse the disciple's rebellious psychology, which is counterproductive... BLABLABLA..." Bai Xiaoyi stretched out his hand, pinched the paper crane that was constantly chattering in his ear, and kneaded it into a ball, Throw it away.

At the same time, another small blue paper crane stopped next to Ji Han's ear and began to spread the word, still the voice of Qing Ding——

"Uncle Shi, be careful, Uncle Shi is looking for you... Oh, Uncle Shi, I know why you went there. In fact, I can understand you very well, but Uncle Shi probably doesn't understand well, so you have to understand him too." Well... Master and uncle are still thinking more than 7000 years ago. It is natural to be conservative, and he has almost half-stepped up the road of longevity. Gradually, all kinds of passions and desires are weakened. You must not understand our feelings... You follow along Don't push him a bit, just act like a baby and make sure you'll be fine..."

Before Ji Han finished listening, he saw a slender hand reaching out and mercilessly crushing the crane next to his ear.

Bai Xiaoyi picked up the squashed little paper crane, and said calmly to it: "Qing Ding, before I go back today, I will copy "Huang Ting" a hundred times."

The little paper crane stood up again as if it had come to life, fluttered its small wings that were half crooked, and flew away purring.

On the purple peak, outside the quiet hall, Qing Ding proudly flipped through the stacks of "How to Be Friends with Adolescent Apprentices", "Helping the Next Generation to Grow Healthily" and "Teaching You to Live in Harmony with Teachers" and smiled triumphantly. It's not in vain for him to put in so much effort to help the uncle and uncle mediate the conflict, they will be grateful to me!

Bai Xiaoyi took Ji Han to the outskirts of the city and stood still, watching him lower his head, revealing the furry top of his head, like a chick that hasn't grown up.After a long while, he sighed and said, "Don't do this anymore. In this world, there are both glory and glory, and there are also filth. You are not deeply involved in the world, so I am always worried that you will catch some bad habits."

The tone of these two sentences has been put very softly, and it is completely different from the evil spirit that was all over his body when he broke into Zuihualou.Ji Han was taken aback for a moment, then nodded: "It won't happen in the future. This time... it's just curiosity."

Ji Han meant that he was curious about what the ancient fireworks land looked like, but Bai Xiaoyi said that his apprentice was indeed old enough to be curious about things that could not be revealed, and what Qing Ding said had two points of truth.

So he raised his sleeves, covered his mouth and coughed, "If you don't understand anything in the future, come to me, Master will teach you."

The author has something to say: Note: Zheng Zha is the male pig's foot in "Infinite Horror"...his weapon is not Hot Wheels...