Marry an NPC if your EQ is low

Qing Ding is playing with the dog, his left eyebrow is raised, Xiao Yungou jumps to the left, he hides to the right; his right eyebrow is raised, Xiaoyun Dog jumps to the right, he hides to the left again.The puppy whined in anger, and Qing Ding laughed out loud.

Raising his head, he suddenly saw his uncle walking towards this side, and asked as he walked, "Where's your uncle?"

Uncle?Qing Ding thought for a while, then came to his senses: "The little uncle said his friend was in trouble, so he went to help."

Bai Xiaoyi nodded, and drew a magic mirror in the air. The scene in the mirror gradually became clear, which was the scene of the fight in Shiliwu, Yangzhou.

Qinglang also came over to take a look, and jumped up when he saw the besieged people: "Isn't that the little uncle?! Oh, why is the uncle being beaten by some low-level demon gangsters? Watch my old tripod rescue the master!" Uncle!" As he spoke, he raised a cloud and wanted to run away, but Bai Xiaoyi pressed him down.

"Stop, tell me whether you were able to save your uncle in the past, and you will definitely cause trouble for him." Ji Han is a person from another world, and being so close to them will definitely attract the attention of other people in this world, which will increase. It disturbs.

Bai Xiaoyi lowered his head and thought for two seconds, looked at the form in the illusion mirror, and thought to himself that even if his playmate Bai Wu pretended to be an apprentice to save him, if he singled out so many people, he might cause unnecessary troubles, it would be better... …

He thought to himself that since Ji Han was wearing the phoenix pendant, he would not be in danger of being injured and died for a while, so he waved Qing Ding to come over: "You can't find Shui, Qing Ming and others at Yuanfeng, just say that I suddenly had a heart attack during the day." Feelings, I want to share one or two with them, and I want them to come quickly."

Practitioners are most afraid of this "feeling in the heart". Once someone has a feeling in their heart, they have to find something out of this feeling. It's a good thing, but if it leads to a disaster, there is nothing they can do. The culprit often sighs with understanding. : "It's all God's will to trick people." During the previous dynasty, a fox in Qingqiu suddenly felt something, and after walking around for two times, he saw the emperor who was out hunting in the palace. In the end, the emperor died and the country fell, and the fox ran back to Qingqiu crying, crying while being punished by heaven: "It's all God's will to trick people."

Qing Ding speculated based on the itinerary of his uncle this morning. He probably didn't feel anything at all. At most, he felt that the price of Yizhou City was so high that he couldn't afford to buy clothes for his apprentice. It's not easy to raise an apprentice.Qinglang suddenly realized that he was thinking about something that he shouldn't be thinking about, so he secretly glanced at Bai Xiaoyi, and quickly stopped there.

So what Master Uncle said now is most likely related to saving Master Uncle, although he hasn't figured out how it is related, but still dare not delay, a Tudun went directly to Yuanfeng.

Bu Shui is leading Qingming Qingluo and a group of disciples to recite the Taoist classic textbook "Huang Ting" in Yuanfeng Hall. Ever since Uncle Yiwu came back, he dared not go to the back mountain just because he is old and senior. She lived in seclusion, but stayed in the main hall of Yuanfeng all year round to teach the next generation.Poor Qingming managed to become the peak master, and the senior brother in charge couldn't get out of seclusion. He thought Yuanfeng was the boss, but within two days, the elder teacher uncle came back to live longer, and he became a junior disciple again.

After hearing Qing Ding's message, the three of them dared not neglect, picked out a few outstanding disciples of Luo's generation, and rushed to Zifeng on a cloud.They knew a little bit about the entanglement between Immortal Zixian and Yuanfeng back then, usually Bai Xiaoyi basically ignored the people in Yuanfeng, but now that the old man suddenly wanted to summon them, no matter what the reason was, he had to go there respectfully and obediently to listen to his orders .

Before arriving at Zifeng, I saw a person with a purple jade crown on his head and a silver sword on his waist, standing on the cloud and waiting for them. When he saw a few people, he nodded slightly, without saying a word, and directly swept forward on the cloud.Qing Ming and the others hurriedly followed, relying on his relatively high seniority, Bu Shui followed Bai Xiaoyi half a step behind, smiling: "Uncle Master is in a good mood today."

Bai Xiaoyi lowered his head slightly, and responded lightly: "En."

Hidden in the heart of his right hand is a shrinking illusion mirror, and he is always paying attention to the situation in Shiliwu. His actions seem to be random, but in fact he is heading straight for Yangzhou.

He didn't know what to say, "En", he didn't know what to say, and his old orange-peel face couldn't hold back, and he looked at Bai Xiaoyi in embarrassment.

Fortunately, Bai Xiaoyi remembered that he had found an excuse to call him here, so he responded with a few words casually, pretending to look at the sea of ​​clouds in front of him and said calmly: "When the clouds drift away, it is like life. The road is impermanent, and the only way to live is to live forever."

Bu Shui and Qing Ming didn't know what they had realized. They all had expressions of "great righteousness and small words", "enlightenment", and "sudden enlightenment". Only Qing Ding, who followed silently, looked at them with a confused expression. Flat mouth.

Bai Xiaoyi looked down at the illusion mirror in his hand, and saw that the little apprentices had fallen to the ground and were trapped together by a chain formed by the devil energy. His heart suddenly became anxious, and the speed of driving the cloud unconsciously increased a lot.Bu Shui and the others didn't understand why, they looked at each other and speeded up to keep up.

After three rounds of fierce fighting, Ji Han, Li Meng, and the others were already exhausted, and they just tried their best to support them with a spirit.The group of Jiuming players who had been besieging them suddenly retreated, and the black chains in the hands of the second group of Jiuming people had already formed.

The people holding the chain looked at each other, and at the same time raised their hands, the chain rushed towards them as if it had eyes.The chain seemed to be alive, as long as it touched Ji Han's clothes, it tightly entangled him; Li Meng next to him was also entangled if he couldn't dodge, and the chain was released and retracted, binding the two of them together.Then Niu Yang, Zeng Xiaoqian, Wang Tuantuan... were all sent one by one to tie them beside them.

The attack was fast and the coverage area was wide. The team members who were already strong bows and crossbows could not resist at all, so they were locked together by chains.

The man in gray walked over with the black shadow beside him, and first came to Niu Yang, slightly pursed his lips, and said gently: "I knew that the girl would have given us the Tianwu Requiem Bell so readily and peacefully." , since we have already got to go, we shouldn't be entangled, dragging and tearing, it's not good-looking, and it has caused so much trouble."

Then he slowly walked to Ji Han's side, and smiled: "Little brother, you should learn your lesson quickly and hand over your clothes and that flying magic weapon."

Ji Han twitched the corners of his mouth, looking a little disappointed: "I thought you had some high-level purpose for mobilizing people for so long, but it turned out that it was for robbery."

The man in gray narrowed his eyes: What should I do if I suddenly feel that I am LOW?

The clothes on Ji Han's body are indeed high-grade fairy artifacts, but all the attributes of the player are gray, which is equivalent to wearing a fashion, and it has no effect.The clothes and the boat were given to him by Bai Xiaoyi, so naturally he couldn't hand them over easily.

Seeing that Ji Han didn't intend to obey, the man in gray smiled slightly, and quickly grabbed Ji Han's right arm, and removed his elbow.

Ji Han stared blankly at the man in gray, but didn't seem to be able to react, and said slowly, "I'm afraid of pain."

The man in gray smiled: "So? Isn't it better to be afraid of pain?"

Ji Han: "So my pain sensitivity is adjusted to 5%." Pain sensitivity of 5% is the second lowest level from the bottom. Basically, it means that you can feel a little bit when someone slashes you, but not to the extent that you can't find it after being slashed.The trivial matter of being removed from the elbow does not hurt at all.

Seeing Ji Han's slightly stunned expressionless expression, the man in gray felt that he was silently mocking himself: Brother, do you think this kind of torture is effective?too naive.

The man in gray sneered, walked to Zhou Huahua's side, stretched out his hand and slashed down her right arm, turned around and looked at Ji Han provocatively.

Zhou Huahua's pain was 10%, and it didn't hurt very much after being stabbed, but the visual effect was extraordinary.I saw her whole arm turned fleshy, blood gushed out, and even the white bones inside could be seen.

Ji Han quickly closed his eyes and turned his head, his body even trembled slightly.He was slightly dizzy, and he felt unbearable in the face of this level.What's more, it's too lowly to force the girls in the companions to submit like this.

Seeing that he had finally achieved the desired effect, the man in gray put the blade on Zhou Huahua's left arm with a smile, and asked Ji Han softly, "What about now? What do you think?"

Zhou Huahua interjected: "It's too small to look down on people with such a little level. My pain has been adjusted to zero. I grew up in a small hospital. I have seen this kind of scene a lot, so what do you think?"

The man in gray stabbed in with his blade, and sneered: "Little girl, I advise you to shut up. The three old brothers over there are getting impatient. You will be happy for their level."

The afterimage and poisonous three monsters looked at this side, showing a complex expression of a mixture of a little interest and a lack of interest.

Ji Han opened his eyes, looked around, and said lightly, "Here's something for you, let us go." At this moment, his expression resembled Bai Xiaoyi's.

The man in gray was stunned for a moment, as if he felt that the victory came too soon, and then smiled: "I will let you die happily." He walked back to Ji Han with a knife in his hand, staring at Ji Han like a viper staring at its prey.

At this time, the people in Jiuming behind suddenly burst into an uproar. The man in gray frowned and turned his head, only to see a fairy cloud slowly falling and stopping right above them. It turns out that almost all of them are cultivation bases of the heaven-sensing realm.