Marry an NPC if your EQ is low

Others don't know the details of Bai Xiaoyi, but Ji Han knows.Although he had suspected more than once that Meng Wuzi, who was talking so much in Huiying Tower, was his master's nurse, but as an apprentice, he sometimes had to admit that Bai Xiaoyi's title of "Qinglang No. [-] NPC" It's not for nothing.

There should be... a way to help a little white peacock with a thousand years of practice continue to live.

Back at the place where they left, Bai Xiaoyi was leaning against a tree and dozing with his eyes closed. Pieces of fresh meat were faintly hanging from that tree.

It's really rare that his old master can still sleep, it's really easy to support, why didn't he find out that he is so easy to support before.Ji Han thought silently, stepped forward and pushed his chest: "Master, I'm back."

On the other side, Zeng Ba still pointed at the fresh meat hanging on the tree in grief and anger, and complained: "With so much meat, how many people have you killed!"

Hongrui jumped on his feet and stomped on them: "Don't blame others casually if you don't understand, this is called blood spirit wood, it can grow blood by itself."

After speaking, it deliberately lifted up its bright red flower plate, revealing a circle of fangs in the center of the flower core, and smiled charmingly: "But the peacocks here still like to eat fresh human flesh the most."

Zeng Xiaogan shuddered unconsciously when he thought of the piece of elbow meat that had been taken away from him.

Ji Han continued to poke Bai Xiaoyi, but no matter how much he poked his master, he didn't move, he could only grit his teeth secretly.

Betting on the ID card, his master must be faking it!In the past, when an insect flew past Baiju, he would wake up and study with great interest how it got up to the top of Zifeng Peak, and after coming to the conclusion that "it came up with your nephew Qingding", he would spare no effort to use it. A spell releases (transmits) the bug back to the quiet hall... Now it can't wake up even if it is poked!Since the target is an apprentice, are you too lazy to put on a good show?

Li Meng, who was on the sidelines, teased maliciously: "The master must be waiting for you to kiss him to wake him up."

Ji Han turned back and glared at him: "Li Meng, have you graduated from elementary school yet? You're so childish."

The boxing assistant next to Li Meng pushed Ji Han onto Bai Xiaoyi, and turned to show off to Li Meng: "So it's good to just get started with this kind of thing."

Li Meng: "What should I do if the master is angry?" Ji Han's feelings have been completely ignored.

Brother Zhuquan: "Because it was Ji Han who pushed over, so I won't be angry."

"how do you know?"

"intuition."

Therefore, the assistant fist brother of the Fauvism also has a strange beast-like intuition.

Bai Xiaoyi, who was "woke up" by Ji Han, touched his nose, lowered his head and sighed: "Han'er is still so naughty."

Ji Han: ... Obviously his master doesn't chatter at all, why can he always feel the powerlessness of Monkey King facing Tang Seng in the Moonlight Box.

"Master, why didn't you wake up earlier..." Ji Han asked sullenly, rubbing his sore nose.

"Why?" Bai Xiaoyi glanced at him with a half-smile, "Because I have a hunch that someone is looking for trouble for my teacher again."

"Tell me about you. You haven't stopped since you became a teacher. If you don't practice well or cultivate well, I will take you to Chang'an to experience it. Even a little ghost can scare you to death. In order to save you, you will go to heaven and earth to search for a teacher. The venue; I came to the Great Zhou Kingdom, and was almost captured by the little monster and became Mrs. Yazhai. Now that others are going against the sky, knowing that they can't do it, you still have to stand up for him." Bai Xiaoyi rolled up his sleeves and held Ji Han Pulled to the nearby grove and began to whisper, the more he talked, the more he felt that he hated iron but not steel. When he was an apprentice, he was sentenced to be a master once, and he had never been so embarrassing. He ordered Ji Han severely. A few times on the forehead, "In order to save your life, I took out all the jade pendants that the old dragon of the East China Sea gave me to marry a wife before he died, and you still don't save me some trouble!"

Suddenly realizing that he seemed to have said something that shouldn't be said in front of his apprentice, Bai Xiaoyi turned away, coughed lightly, and stopped talking.

Ji Han retracted the preface silently in his heart, his master didn't talk anymore... This is clearly finding another mother for himself.

He continued to look at Bai Xiaoyi sullenly: "Then, Master, you don't care about this matter."

Bai Xiaoyi turned to look at his apprentice, held back for a long time and uttered a word:

"Tube."

He took out an amethyst token from his sleeve, handed it to Ji Han, after thinking for a while, he took out a small wooden boat and threw it on the ground to become a big boat, motioning his apprentice to sit on it.

A seal character "Zi" is engraved on the token, and there is a small wooden box on the bow.Bai Xiaoyi instructed: "You take the Master Order of Zifeng Peak and go directly to Yuanfeng, and they will add ten elixirs for spirit birds and beasts to practice for a hundred years, three elixirs for strengthening the foundation and cultivating the essence, and Zixianmen herbal medicine shop. A specially made seal Rimudan is back. You go on this broken ship. There is a guide bee in the box at the bow. Put your hand on the box and meditate on the destination. Input Xianli and it will automatically take you there. place."

Ji Han followed his words, and after inputting the celestial power, the wooden boat slowly floated up and entered the nine heavens. The wind was raging, and the boat was like a mustard in the blue sea. Cheng Yun Jue is a bit slower.Ji Han was a little puzzled as to why the master had never brought out such a practical flying weapon, and then he put this doubt behind him.

When Ziyun Mountain arrived, Xiaozhou automatically stopped on Wangxiantai.

This is not the time when the Purple Immortal Sect is open to the outside world, and almost only the disciples come and go, most of them wear plain colored robes such as blue, gray, white and black, and wear magic weapons on their waists, and they move lightly and gracefully.Because now there are many Zhou Huahua-like people from the other world worshiping under the door, so Ji Han's arrival is not unexpected, but Xiaozhou attracts others to look at him a few more times.

Ji Han got off the boat and put away the magic weapon and looked up, only to realize that he didn't know where to find these pills.Just next to it, another crane landed, and a young man in a gray and white gossip robe descended from the crane.

Ji Han hurried over to stop the other party: "Brother, may I ask where I can get all kinds of elixirs."

Before the man could answer, his crane kept calling. The young man turned his head and stroked the crane's body gently twice as a comfort, and then turned back to answer Ji Han's question, but he smiled after seeing it: "You are not the city of Jinling. Did you give up the teleportation array to my little brother? At that time, I asked Dabai to send you off, but when Dabai came back, he looked downcast as if he had done something wrong." As he spoke, he touched the crane behind him again.

Ji Han instantly remembered that the culprit who threw him from the sky when he first came to Ziyuan Mountain turned out to be this guy in front of him!

"By the way, I haven't asked yet. How was that day? Didn't anything go wrong?"

"No, no problem."

The man nodded: "It seems that you have successfully started, and you will probably be a junior in the future. Let me introduce again. Did you want to find the Lingdan Pavilion just now? I have nothing to do right now, so I will take you there directly."

Ji Han smiled a little stiffly: "Thank you real person."

"What the real person! If you're so out of touch, just call me Senior Brother!" Guan Mo smiled heartily, and walked forward first.

The Purple Immortal Sect is now ranked according to "Quan Yi Bu Qing Luo Guan", Ji Han silently calculated, and called him senior brother... Isn't this generation gap a bit far away?

The author has something to say: This afternoon, I actually wrote half of Lao Bai’s past. His personality problems and the origin of these magic weapons will be explained, but it is estimated that it will not be released until later O(∩_∩)O~