Marry an NPC if your EQ is low

The wife of the younger brother of King Da Zhou was snatched away by monsters.Their second mission is to rescue the robbed princess.

On the way to the palace, Zhou Huahua asked Zhou Xiao: "Why are all your women so haunted by monsters?"

Teacher Zhou was extremely helpless: "Oh, I said it all, this is not our family."

Li Meng added: "Little princess. Zhou Xiao is a little princess."

"Didn't you give me that ID card back then?"

"Who can you blame for your bad character?"

The two started to pinch each other, but the more they pinched, the better.Li Meng's girlfriend is also out of town, and her classmates asked her if long-distance relationships would be troublesome, such as worrying about whether the other party has an umbrella when it rains.Li Meng's girlfriend replied calmly: I won't worry, first he will definitely bring it, and second he has Zhou Xiao.

The prince is a middle-aged man who is younger than the king of Zhou, more handsome than him, more handsome than him, and has a melancholy temperament than him. When Ji Han and his team arrived at the palace, he was sad to Hua. After seeing them, he first expressed his gratitude to the little princess. I was happy to lead the team, and then began to tell the story of him and the princess.

The princess and his family were childhood sweethearts with deep feelings. After they became adults, they got married smoothly for a hundred years. Four or five years passed smoothly like this. The princess fell ill and almost died. His health is also getting better and better. Apart from being childless, he has no regrets in life. Until half a year ago when the two went out for an outing, a sudden gust of evil wind swept away the princess, and the prince fell into lovesickness.

Li Meng frowned after listening: "Why do I feel as if I have heard this story before?"

Zeng Ba was thoughtful: "Looks like it's from Journey to the West?"

Wang Tuantuan: "Is it Zhu Ziguo?"

Li Meng: "Which one?"

Wang Tuantuan: "It's the story that the king and queen went out together for the festival, but the queen was captured by a monster, and the king was so frightened that he choked on a mouthful of zongzi, got a strange disease and couldn't eat, and was cured by Tang monk and his disciples. I also remember I’m not sure, it seems that when I was a child watching cartoons, I felt that the queen’s style of painting was very beautiful, and there was a scene where the queen happened to be seen by Monkey King when she was taking a shower. "

Zhou Xiao: "No way, you're talking about Immortal Sword One, right?"

Zhou Huahua shook her finger with a serious face: "Wait, I don't think it's right, especially the serious illness, it feels like a common stalk in ancient ghost novels."

And in this kind of stalk, the thing that comes back after recovery is often not the person it was before.

Ji Han instantly understood what Zhou Huahua meant.But no matter what, the key to this mission must lie with the princess.

But they don't have a clue now, there are so many monsters, how do they know which one is related to the mission?

Brother Zhuquan rubbed his chin: "The last mission can't be just for playing with players." He said and summoned the Mountain King.

The King of the Mountain looked at Brother Zhuquan with a bewildered expression, and Brother Zhuquan asked him: "Are there any bewitching and powerful monsters near the Great Zhou Kingdom?"

Strange? "

The king of the mountain hesitated for a long time: "...I...I...are you talking about me..."

Everyone was frustrated. It seems that if you can't ask the key words, you can't ask anything from here.

Zhou Huahua stepped forward a few steps and pushed Brother Zhuquan away: "Let me go!"

"Are there any female monsters here that suddenly disappeared ten years ago and came back about half a year ago?"

"Oh!" Shan Dawang suddenly realized, "Are you talking about Empress Hongrui? Empress Hongrui is very beautiful, but she doesn't like us wild kings. Ten years ago, the big snake next door went to propose marriage, and she was beaten to death... "

"Tell us where she is?"

"West of Linggu Creek...it should be there..." Shan Dawang frowned a pair of thick eyebrows, and looked at Brother Zhuquan, "But there are some evil places in that place, if we didn't receive Hongrui's invitation, we wouldn't be able to enter easily. Brother, you have to be careful!"

There is a valley deep in the eastern part of the western suburbs of the Great Zhou Kingdom, which is called Linggu by the locals. It is said that legendary flowers and plants grow in it, and rare birds and beasts run in it.

Zeng Xiaoqian's sect is Qingxia Mountain. It is said that when he started, the exam question was a ninth-level Luoshu. Like most people, he had never seen the traditional Hetu Luoshu, nor had he studied the Book of Changes.But Zeng Ba is Zeng Ba after all, he studied magic squares when he was learning Mathematical Olympiad.So the Luoshu was solved in less than 3 minutes, of which 2 minutes were used to replace the eight trigrams symbols of the Qijing above with Arabic numerals.

Qingxia Mountain is best at imperial beast talismans and Qimen Dunjia. Zeng Ba is born to be at odds with all kinds of animals, and his handwriting is also bad, not to mention calligraphy, so the one who specializes in it happens to be Qimen Dunjia. Item learning is only average.

For example now: Zeng Ba leaned over to a little yellow warbler on a tree branch, pointed to the two forked roads ahead and asked, "Little bird, which road can lead to Mrs. Hongrui's residence?"

The chubby little yellow warbler jumped up and slapped his wings, stomped on his hair, and flew away higher and farther: "twitter chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp."

The most basic skill of controlling beasts is animal language, so Zeng Ba naturally understood. What Huang Ying said was: "I see you look good, but I didn't expect that you are also a big villain who covets our wife. I don't want to tell you. Big bad, big bad!"

Niu Yang asked, "What did it say?"

Zeng Ba wiped his face, slightly embarrassed: "It said it didn't know." It was obvious at a glance that he was lying, and the number of paragraphs was lower than that of a real person.

But it is impossible for a few people to be trapped here. In order to regain the face that was cut by that bird, Zeng Ba volunteered and said that if he did not misread the entire Linggu, it should form a natural formation of its own, and he could try to calculate the correct route.As he spoke, he took out his real Shimen weapon from his luggage—an iron compass, which he placed in the palm of his left hand, while his right hand turned over and over ten centimeters above it, making strange gestures, occasionally flipping the pointer on the compass, half Fairy full of demeanor.

Ten breaths later after he stopped the whole set of movements, the pointer on the compass finally stopped tremblingly, pointing weakly to a road to the right.

Zeng Xiaoqian explained to everyone: "I just did the calculations and found out that this is a life-and-death situation. There is a way of life and a way of death. Now the compass points to the right, which means that the right side should be the way of life. Let's go this way."

There was basically no difference between the two paths. They were walking blindly, but now that Zeng Ba had calculated it in such a manner, it seemed to be very scientific and authoritative, and everyone followed in admiration.

After walking for about 15 minutes, Bai Xiaoyi, who had been silently following behind his apprentice, suddenly said to Ji Han, "You have chosen the wrong one. This is the dead end, and the one on the left is the life."

Ji Han looked at his master with blood on his face, and his voice was very weak: "Master, why didn't you say earlier..." He opened his mouth to tell his teammates in front to withdraw quickly and go another way, but Bai Xiaoyi raised his hand to stop him.

"When you think about life and death, there is no turning back. It's too late for you to call them now."

When Ji Han turned his head, the way he came from was already hidden in a thick fog.