Marry an NPC if your EQ is low

Chang'an, Longsheng Street, ten o'clock in the morning, Huiying Building.

Ji Han stared at the Taoist priest who was exuding the aura of a magic stick, and asked sadly, "Master, did you bring any money this time?"

Today was Friday, and the three of them vowed to use the weekend to end this logic-chaotic mainline quest that had dragged on for nearly a week.Both Niu Yang and Zeng Xiaoqian had classes in the morning, and Ji Han, who had no class, took the initiative to go online, and took his master to follow the system prompts to find clues in the city.

"No hurry." Bai Xiaoyi took a sip of tea from the white porcelain cup and replied calmly.

He bent the middle finger of his right hand and tapped the wall of the white porcelain teapot on one side. Hearing the crisp but slightly dull knocking sound, he said in a warm voice, "There's still half a pot left."

Not in a hurry!I agreed to find a clue to the mission, but I came here to drink tea as soon as I came out of Li's mansion, from 08:30 to [-] o'clock, so there is no rush!As soon as Ji Han heard his master said that he was not in a hurry, he immediately forgot to ask him whether his master had brought any money...

At this time, idlers from all walks of life began to move out, in twos and threes, the number of people in Huiying Building gradually increased.

At 25:[-], the entire second-floor building was full of seats, and there were even those who moved small stools to add seats and stood there when they had time. The scene was comparable to a train during the Spring Festival travel season.

"Why are there so many people..." Ji Han himself didn't like crowds, so he muttered.

Xiao Er, who was jolting back and forth with the copper pot to add water, overheard it, turned back and deliberately opened the pot to add water to his master, and explained in a nonchalant way: "You probably don't come here often, it's just a dream these days." Mr. Wuzi's storytelling days are so hot every day!"

After adding the water, Xiao Er deftly closed the lid and said: "Guest officer, use it slowly!"

Bai Xiaoyi nodded and replied, "Thank you."

Ji Han looked at his master's full teapot again, feeling tired and unloved.

Hearing Bai Xiaoyi's voice, the little girl turned her head to look a little more, and said to Ji Han with a smile, "This Taoist priest brought you here, right? Recently, the Taoist priest is a frequent visitor to our place."

Ji Han smiled and didn't answer, he was not very good at dealing with this kind of sudden acquaintance, so he smiled and nodded to the enthusiastic Xiao Er, watching him go away and continue to work.

At half o'clock, the originally noisy teahouse suddenly quieted down. A middle-aged man with a white face and a round face and a goatee came on stage. He first said a few trivial things about his parents in recent days. This gentleman, all held the ground and laughed.

Ji Han was also very interesting to hear, the key is that listening to this storytelling gentleman's complaint made him instantly think of his father, and he suddenly felt very kind and lovely.

Only after Meng Wuzi waited for everyone to calm down again, he began to speak formally: "... Last time we talked about the real Zixian's fight with Tian Yumo. The people in the immortal way and the masters of the demon way who helped in the battle all fell into the formation and had no choice but to escape. Their blood was exhausted and they died. I never imagined that the real Zixian would come from Zifeng with a sword, and just one sword would break his blood-curdling sky. The mirage formation, suddenly qi and blood attack the heart..."

Xiaoer happened to come over here to add water again, Ji Han asked him: "What is this talking about?"

""The Legend of the Purple Immortal", it's the fourth time. Isn't it said that the real Zixian is back? This is the most popular one recently."

"Do you talk about this every day?"

"Yeah," Xiao Er glanced at him and said sincerely, "If you like it, you can continue to listen to it tomorrow. It doesn't matter if you didn't listen to the beginning. The boss has already planned to ask Mr. Meng Wu to explain it for the fifth time..."

Ji Han sent Xiaoer away to look at his master.

His master always looked like he was seriously sipping tea.

But his ears are sticking out, and he looks...in a good mood?

Ji Han listened to the thrilling, magnificent and passionate "Purple Fairy vs. Heavenly Remnant Demon" and asked, "Is what he said true?"

"Well," Bai Xiaoyi raised his head, smiling slightly, "No, there are artistic elements."

"It didn't take so long to clean up that old guy."

Ji Han heard his master's words and hid silently.Looking at the busy traffic under the teahouse, I suddenly remembered——

When he was studying in class during the day, wouldn't his master just drink tea and listen to storytelling here every day? !

Do you look very happy after listening to "The Legend of the Purple Immortal"?

is that a lie……

It was already 12:30 noon when the storytelling session was finished.

It's time for dinner.

His master finally drank the last cup of tea, went down from the Huiying Building, and turned leisurely to the No. [-] Building in the World...

Ji Han followed hard, thinking about a great scientific question in his heart: his master drank three pots of tea in the morning, didn't he need to go to the bathroom... Sure enough, he has cultivated himself into a Pixiu after tens of thousands of years of cultivation... …

Master Pixiu turned around and knocked him on the head: "Watch the road carefully."

Looking at the apprentice who was still lingering downstairs, he added: "Didn't you see it just now?... I brought money for the master this time."

Seeing that Ji Han hadn't come up yet, he added another sentence: "Really."

After all, Ji Han sat at the same table as Bai Xiaoyi.

Looking at someone who is eating gracefully, I silently tell myself that he is a pile of data...he is a pile of data...you compete with a pile of data, are you not an Internet police...

After getting over his luck, Ji Han said painfully: "Master, didn't we come out to find clues?"

Bai Xiaoyi: "Yes, what are your thoughts now?"

Ji Han thought for a while, and said his thoughts: "I don't think the ghost that Zeng Ba and I saw and the female ghost in the well that I saw with Niu Yang yesterday didn't seem to be really trying to harm us. The old lady cried when she asked us to get rid of ghosts. There must be something else hidden. I don’t think these two people are really behind the scenes. Another strange thing is that we have only seen Mrs. Li and the second lady so far. We have never seen his two sons or their family members."

He didn't know what was going on, but he always felt that his brain was not enough in the game, he was easily led away by various people or things, and he was easy to act emotionally.These are all drawn out by him lying on the bed after logging off the assembly line.

Bai Xiaoyi nodded affirmatively: "What you said makes sense."

Just like the classmate questioning session at the end of each lecture, the questioning classmate blabla said a lot, and the guest affirmed that "what this classmate said is very reasonable", and then started talking casually.Bai Xiaoyi's expression and tone at this time seemed like a special guest who was about to start talking.

Ji Han was going to die of anger again.He had always felt that he was not a violent person, and now he was beginning to doubt it.

Sure enough, after his master affirmed, he began to change the subject: "You don't leave tomorrow during the day, I will take you to a place."

Ji Han: "...how about the task..."

Bai Xiaoyi reached out and beckoned the waiter to come over, Ji Han sat up straight when he saw the appearance of the waiter: "Why is it you again?!"

The clear and bright NPCs are similar to the terracotta warriors, basically the same, and the clerks are also different from each other.

Xiaoer was obviously not surprised, and replied with a smile: "The guest officer just came from Huiying Building, right? The waiter on duty in Huiying Building today is my elder brother. His name is Ah Da, and my name is Ah Er."

Bai Xiaoyi handed him a silver directly: "I passed by today and saw that the Li Mansion in this city is very grand, but it looks very depressed. I don't know why. Please tell us the story of this Li Mansion, my master and apprentice?"

Ah Er smiled and narrowed his eyes: "You dare to find the right person. I learned the storytelling knowledge from Mr. Meng Wuzi. There is no waiter on this street comparable to me. My brother Will not work!"

The changes in the Li family started eight months ago.

Or earlier, it's just that people didn't realize it.

Eight months ago, the eldest grandson of the Li family and the only son of Young Master Li drowned in the moat west of the city at dusk.

In the evening, it is said that it is the time when the devil meets the devil.People in the city rumored that he had bumped into an evil spirit, and the young master of the Li family had always been well protected, how could he have suffered such a disaster, and was only discovered after dying for a long time?The servants in the family were all punished, but in the end they could only let it go.Young Master Li has always traveled far and wide, and after this incident, he also lived in seclusion and thanked guests behind closed doors. The shops and fields outside Li's house were not carefully taken care of, and they gradually declined.It is said that the Li family invited several waves of ghost hunters, but they were never seen again, and the passers-by who stayed at his house also disappeared without anyone noticing.The government felt dizzy when they heard about the Li family. Gradually, the popularity in this huge mansion became less and less.

After listening to Ah Er's speech, Bai Xiaoyi paid the bill and brought Ji Han out. The destination was the moat in the west of the city.

Walking on the road, Ji Han asked: "Master, how do you know that you can find news about the Li family here?"

Bai Xiaoyi: "You were not here two days ago. When I came to eat by myself, I heard him tell other guests."

Ji Han: ...So you really live a life of drinking tea, listening to storytelling, going to restaurants and then strolling back to Li's mansion to wait for me to go online every day.

Bai Xiaoyi: "But even though you're not here, my teacher will still take you out of your sleeves and put you on the table to let some air in."

Ji Han silently comforted himself that he is really not a violent person.

On the banks of the moat in the west of the city, the willows are green.

This is the scene of the prosperous age.

Ji Han took his master for a stroll, but he didn't even see a ghost.

At noon, the sun was shining brightly.Bai Xiaoyi attracted a cloud for himself, just above his head, the cloud followed him wherever he went.

Ji Han turned around: "Why doesn't Master have any clues?"

Bai Xiaoyi: "Your master, even a cultivator, doesn't want to come out right now. How could he come out at noon?"

Looking at Ji Han with hatred, "I've already spent money, why don't you sit on the first floor for a while longer."

So his master belongs to Pixiu, right?

In the afternoon, the spring breeze is warm.There were also more people in the west of the city, couples walked past them, they were all... lovers.

Ji Han and Bai Xiaoyi were still walking up and down along the river.

A young couple who just passed by kept glancing at me, another couple who just passed kept glancing at me...another couple who just passed kept glancing at me...

Ji Han felt nervous, and whispered: "Master, do you think they will mistakenly think that we are also lovers..."

Bai Xiaoyi resolutely comforted him: "No. Couples will go directly to the western suburbs for an outing like them, and only male bachelors who can't find a girlfriend will hang around here."

His master actually knows what a girlfriend is, isn't it too advanced... But it seems that many of the words spoken by NPCs in Qinglang are very modern, so is it because Qinglang's vocabulary is very modern?

In the evening, the sun sets.On the edge of the moat, a small faint ghost finally emerged.

Ji Han rushed over excitedly.

The little ghost saw Bai Xiaoyi first, and was so frightened that he wanted to run away, but was stopped by him.The little ghost stammered and pointed at Bai Xiaoyi and said, "You are the one who beat up Grandpa Ghost King that day!"

Bai Xiaoyi: "I didn't beat him up."

Maybe it was triggered by the task, the little ghost didn't bother with this topic anymore, twisted his small body and buried it in Ji Han's arms, sniffing: "You smell like a grandma."

Its eyes suddenly became blood red, and it grabbed Ji Han's clothes tightly: "Tell grandma and parents, they... are not human..."