Marry an NPC if your EQ is low

There is only one dim oil lamp in the room, and the furnishings are simple but clean.

Bai Xiaoyi sat on the chair beside the table and raised his chin: "Go to sleep."

Ji Han: ...How can I sleep in this kind of haunted house? !

"...Master...I'm not sleepy..."

"Go to sleep." Bai Xiaoyi repeated calmly.

Ji Han: ....

He went to sleep silently, and then...he fell asleep.

When I woke up again, the oil lamp in the room had already been turned off, and there was the sound of something knocking on the window outside, and there was a thin sobbing voice that continued in a low voice: "Bai Han, Bai Han, Bai Han... "

Ji Han just woke up and was still dazed, trying to get out of bed to see what was going to be stopped by a hand.

His master sat on the edge of the bed, with one hand resting on his chest, and the other in front of his lips in a gesture of "silence", his black eyes sometimes looked at the window, and sometimes turned to look at Ji Han.

Fading away the gentle and soft appearance of a beautiful Taoist priest, Bai Xiaoyi is still as cold and expressionless as when he first saw him, as if nothing at the moment can catch his eyes.

Seeing such a master, Ji Han breathed a sigh of relief, and then heard the continuous strange voice outside the window, belatedly raised his eyebrows.

The thing knocked for a long time and called for a long time, but there was no movement in the house, the sound finally gradually weakened, and finally disappeared, and the natural wind and grass and trees outside the house gradually became clearer.

As soon as he breathed a sigh of relief, Ji Han received a message——

"Niu Yang: Come here quickly! Help!"

And then another one——

"Niu Yang: There's something outside!"

Ji Han then pushed his master away and stood up: "Master, we have to go to Niu Yang's room, she is a girl, so it's not safe."

Bai Xiaoyi didn't say anything this time, and followed him out honestly.

The courtyard is still the same as when I came here, it is dark and lingering, only the rustling of the wind blowing through the grass and trees.

Niu Yang was next door, the door was unlocked, Ji Han pushed it open and went in, saw that Zeng Xiaoqian was already there, probably rushed over as soon as he received the news.

Niu Yang was really scared and cried.In their 724 dormitory, she was the least timid-it's not that she was afraid of other things. The girl in the dormitory could kill flies and mosquitoes with one hand, but Niu Yang was afraid of such ghosts and ghosts. When telling a ghost story or something, she always put her hands over her ears and yelled "I won't listen, I won't listen!".

Seeing the three big men coming, Niu Yang emboldened a little, and told them what happened just now.

The experience was similar to that of Ji Han, except that something was knocking on the window outside, and at the same time kept shouting "Niu Bao, Niu Bao, Niu Bao..."

The nickname "Niu Bao" has its origins. The phrase comes from Niu Yang who often used "roll over, Niu Baobao" to refer to "rolling calf". Later, she was called Niu Bao.

So Ji Han unconsciously imagined a scene of a female ghost lying outside Niu Yang's window and mournfully shouting: "Get out of here, get out of here, get out of here..."

Ji Han: "Pfft——"

Niu Yang was talking about the thrilling and emotional part, when he heard laughter, he turned around and saw Ji Han holding back his laughter, and instantly: "..."

She is not afraid at all!

Seeing that the atmosphere had eased, Zeng Ba suggested: "Let's go see how the three people next door are doing?" After all, they came in together, even if they are not in the same team anymore, it seems reasonable to them to take care of each other when something happens. As it should be.

Ji Han and Niu Yang naturally had no objection, and Bai Xiaoyi naturally followed his apprentice.

In front of Niu Yang was Zeng Xiaogan's room, which was naturally empty; further ahead was Zhao Qing's room in blue. Zeng Ba leaned over the window and looked in, his body froze instantly.

He moved the corner of his mouth with a wry smile: "There is no one inside." He turned sideways to make way for Ji Han and Niu Yang to watch.

Ji Han saw the inside of the standard house through the window. There were tables, chairs and beds, but there was no one there.

After Niu Yang saw it, he was about to pee in fright again.

Further forward is the room of Xu Wencai, a girl in green clothes, also... empty...

Niu Yang was so frightened that he hardly dared to move forward.She was usually in awe of Zeng Ba, and was not familiar with Bai Xiaoyi, so she had to walk tremblingly leading Ji Han's sleeve.

Ji Han glanced back at her, turned back and thought silently every time he held Bai Xiaoyi's sleeve, in his master's heart, did he also have such a weak, pitiful and very motherly girl image...

Bai Xiaoyi suddenly took a few quick steps and walked to Ji Han's side from the end, and said gently: "Han'er, if you are afraid, you can take me as your teacher."

Niu Yang glanced at Lao Bai with admiration, and said to Ji Han sincerely: "Your master is so kind and gentle!"

Ji Han: ...My child, you are still too naive.

Zeng Xiaoqian, who was walking in the front, was already lying on the window of the first room.

Then he turned around silently, his face turning green.

Niu Yang: "Is there anyone?"

nod.

Ji Han leaned over to look, and there were not only people, but three people inside.

An orange protective shield was set up in the room, and the three of them were practicing in peace of mind.

These three people also know each other, so there is nothing wrong with cultivating in such a group.But the protective measures are so comprehensive... Ji Han and Niu Yang glanced at each other, and saw four words written in each other's eyes: "It was premeditated".

Zeng Ba shook his head and walked back with a sigh: "I'm still the same."

Bai Xiaoyi stood leaning against a pillar behind, smiling without saying a word.It's obviously an extremely simple Taoist priest's attire, but it looks extraordinarily graceful.

After such a toss, the sky became slightly brighter, and He Ba looked at the game layout, which was already five o'clock in reality.In view of the fact that the brain needs to rest, several people went offline one after another after returning to the room with the master and making an appointment to see each other again.

Seeing those two people disappear, Bai Xiaoyi regained his indifferent expression, and waved to Ji Han, his voice was also calm, like ice frozen on a thousand-year-old snow mountain.

"Han'er, come under my teacher's sleeve."

Ji Han: ...

Passed away silently with tail between legs.

At the end of February in the imperial capital, it was still dark at five o'clock in the morning.

Ji Han took off his helmet and looked at the opposite side. Yu Hao was still wearing the helmet, obviously playing happily.He picked up the phone next to the pillow and looked at it—5:07.I rang the bell at 8:40 and fell asleep again.

There was still no class in the first session in the morning, and the second session was Master Qi's Principles of Economics.

Mr. Qi is the guide who introduced Ji Han and his colleagues in economics, and left an indelible mark on the growth trajectory of generations of managers.A classmate once complained that "a person's energy is limited. You can know how BT an adult is in the exam by looking at how sluggish he is in class." But in fact, Boss Qi is a very good teacher. The second-grade daughter has not learned division yet, so no matter how many times she teaches, she can't understand what an average is.Mr. Qi is serious and responsible in class and exams, so Ji Han likes him very much except for exams and grades.

Even so, after class, Ji Han still took out his mobile phone and checked the Qinglang Forum.

He dug out the most complete and classic strategy post on the first ring of the main mission, and found Chang'an Li's family to read it.

At the beginning, I would still say modal particles like "I 豮艸芔茻" and "Nima" in my heart, but later it became a unified "hehe"...

He thought that it is better to be alone than to be happy together, so he opened the WeChat friendly dormitory group and pasted the post link, Aite Niu Yang and Zeng Xiaoqian.

Because it was a rare class that was taught uniformly throughout the grades, and it had just started, Yu Hao Zhou Huahua called the three friendly dormitory people to have dinner together after class.

They were eating fragrant hotpot in Kantian cafeteria. Among the group of happy foodies, the three of Ji Niuzeng and Zhou Xiao were especially listless.Zhou Xiao can't eat spicy food because of mouth ulcers.

After three rounds of dinner, I started to complain.

The first to be sprayed was Ji Han and the others who received the mission from the Li family last night.

The person who wrote the strategy first pointed out not to pick it up at night, otherwise it will become a deadly task, and no one has been able to pass it until now.

Then point out that this task can be answered by up to seven people at a time. If a single person accepts the task at night, there is nothing to say, the player will die that night and the task will fail; if multiple people accept the task at the same time, one person will disappear every night His mission failed, and the missions of others continued, but if these people did not add friends to each other, they would not know who disappeared, because something would appear the next day pretending to be the disappeared person.Therefore, the guide specially reminds that if there are non-friend players who happen to accept the mission together, they must first add each other as friends.

The player who wrote the strategy is one of the first batch of masters who entered, he loves to share his experience, and he is also very well informed. He said that he did not believe in evil to do this task again, and he died inexplicably and failed. Later, he asked Friends who did this task a few nights found that the situation was the same, and there is no solution so far.

In the end, he advised the comrades who received this task to give up as soon as possible, and go to Chaoge or Jinling to redo it, so as not to abuse their bodies and minds.

After reading this strategy, they feel that life is gloomy QAQ.

However, facing Zeng Xiaoqian's opinion on whether to give up the mission, Ji Han still gave a veto.

He picked up a piece of mutton and pondered: "Let's have a look again... The big deal is to fail and reincarnate once. My master may have a way..."

Niu Yang discovered the fun place of the forum through this strategy post, and started to look around, and he was not idle when eating. He happened to read the very popular post of the real Bazixian, and sighed: "I don't know when I can be in the game. See it for yourself."

Ji Han: ...you met him all night yesterday and called him Master.

Niu Yang: "However, it says that he has a very indifferent personality, and he is a well-behaved immortal on the iceberg. It is probably not easy to get close to him."

Ji Han: ...Yesterday you praised him for being kind and gentle.

Wang Tuantuan and Li Meng all knew that Master Ji Han belonged to Bai Xiaoyi, and they all asked:

"Didn't you go to practice with your master?"

Zeng Xiaoqian and Niu Yang, who didn't know about it at first, exclaimed: "Is the real Zixian your master?!"

Ji Han thought for a while, swallowed his food, and said seriously: "Of course he can't take me with him all the time, and I don't know where he went. The one yesterday was a player I met later." The root of the good young man who works in the student organization of the Youth League Committee of the Academy is Miaohong, Ji Han said that there is no pressure to open his eyes and tell nonsense to his friends.

After listening to Niu Yang and Zeng Xiaoqian's description of yesterday's "Master Ji Han", they didn't associate him with Bai Xiaoyi at all, and started a new round of discussion.

Ji Han listened silently and ate quietly.

It's not that he deliberately concealed it (?), but that his master obviously wanted to hide his identity and act as if he was practicing in the world.

Also, do you really not doubt these stupid human beings?

He finally knew how his master survived wandering in troubled times for 1000 years after losing all his cultivation... No need to mention force and IQ at all, Mr. Bai can beat mortals by a few blocks just by acting!