i may be a bug

The story about me and a doctor surnamed Mossen.

no story.

There was an accident.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

What could be more unbelievable than me having an affair with Mori Ogai?

some.

That is, we have not only one leg, but many legs.

The labels on me now probably include special attack on the black mud, and the brave man who repeatedly brushes the book.Or it could be the routine king who has died thousands of times.

Osamu Dazai will throw away his complete suicide manual and listen to my suicide advice. At this time, we have very much in common.Because my way of dying is strange.

Routine crashes, gunshots, drownings, and choking to death with a glass of water.

The three of us played games online, and Atsushi and Kusaku were writing hard in the study.I'll talk about this when I'm bored.Of course, the topic is usually opened by Osamu Dazai, who feels that the suicide method has no intention at all.

"Mackerel, are you looking for trouble when you have nothing to do!"

"Slugs you don't understand, suicide is..."

"Not very good."

"Ugh?"

I touched my neck and said very seriously, "Suicide is not easy."

Osamu Dazai was silent, and Nakahara looked at me, and his hand on the gamepad loosened a little.When it comes to suicide, the two Mafia present are not as experienced as I am.

I myself am a complete suicide manual for walking.

I am better than Osamu Dazai, a suicidal maniac. Every time I commit suicide, I succeed with the help of supernatural powers, and there is no secondary damage, except when I brush the copy of Mori Ou.

"It's not just me and Zhongye?"

"I thought about it, but after the time of acquaintance goes wrong, many things can't be the same."

I thought about a dungeon going on endlessly, but sometimes, because Dazai Osamu is not the Dazai Osamu I know, and Nakahara Chuya is not the Nakahara Chuya I know, the result is different.

Sometimes I have to be thankful that they are different, otherwise when I go back and see familiar faces, I will unconsciously substitute them in, and the consequences will be very dire.

I am familiar with Russian seaweed rice balls, I will not bully him so much, maybe even more, but he himself does not know that he has offended me, which is terrible.

People all over the world will post my buffs, which is even more terrifying.

Regarding the topic of how many friends I have, Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya kindly let me go, and now they start to check some things with each other-how did I commit suicide.

this……

"The person who sets out the task will be gone."

"Dud bomb exploded."

"Taking sleeping pills."

"Choking to death on drinking water."

"Into the water."

"Eating poisonous mushrooms."

"Cut throat."

"asphyxia."

……

When all the memories of Osamu Dazai who are my friends are concentrated on one Osamu Dazai, and the memories of all the memories of Chuya Nakahara who are my friends are concentrated on one Chuya Nakahara, there will be such a miraculous situation.

My ways of dying are not repeated, and some are full of imagination. It sounds like a double-black stand-up comedy, and it is also catchy.

Me: exciting!

The gravity ability made me firmly fixed on the sofa. Osamu Dazai smiled and stood up, using his height to give me a great sense of oppression:

"I'm curious, what was Qingzi thinking at the time?"

I was calm: "Dr. Sen's scalpel is really sharp."

As far as there are a hundred ways to die, my abilities are always beyond the imagination of others.Do you believe it, when I was confiscated of all suicide tools, I still committed suicide perfectly under the guidance of supernatural powers.

Water intoxication, hyperrespiratory syndrome.

The fragility of human life is unimaginable.Each of my suicide methods grew out of Dr. Sen's blind spots, and may not have been included in the complete suicide manual.

I remind Osamu Dazai that suicide is very uncomfortable, and it is completely okay.

There is only one life, if you give up rashly, there is no chance to start again.

If it wasn't for my ability, I wouldn't use this method.

"It's literally cheating."

A single death counts for me as a check with unlimited draws.But if you think I don't care about my own life, look at the layers of buffs on me before you talk.If you don't care about it, what are my so many buffs for?nice?

After discussing suicide methods with me, Osamu Dazai was very disappointed, "Isn't there something easier?"

"Watching myself die is never easy."

Zhong Yuanzhong also wanted to hire a psychiatrist for me. He said that I may not be aware of it now, but the psychological pressure must be great, and I cannot give up treatment, and I must face psychological problems bravely.

After I checked the price of a psychological counselor, I showed a poor smile: "I want to be one too."

Nakahara Chuya: "...Let me contact you."

But in the end, we still didn't use the best contact information provided by Osamu Dazai.He looked very disappointed.

I can't blame me for this, I just told them honestly that I have a bunch of false certificates and I am a qualified fake certificate dealer.

As for psychotherapy, I've had it before.The psychological counselor is Mori Ogai who is in charge of friendship, and the content is also very positive. Mori Ogai advised me not to think about suicide. Life is so beautiful, why can’t I think about it?

I looked depressed at the time: "Doctor Sen, you don't understand, I was forced by life."

That life, whose real name is called supernatural powers, which is literature and art, is mathematical analysis, and devils, is life.

That's right, the way I get along with Mori Ogai on other IF lines is so fresh and refined.I am a girl who is forced by life to commit suicide to end her life, and he is a doctor who is working hard to save the girl's life.

Very positive energy.

In fact, there was no need for such a magical plot. I was determined to escape after completing the task of supernatural powers. Who knew that I would meet Dr. Mori.

Doctors are also very good at curing diseases and saving lives.

There was nothing I could do, so I talked to him many times.

At that time, he was still a decadent doctor, begging for life with me in the slums.My daily routine is to take Alice at home and wait for the mysterious Dr. Sen to come back. By the way, I tidy up the house, flip through the big medical books, read German which seems very difficult to me, and lie on the table from time to time and pretend to be dead.

This is the norm.

Sometimes I pretended to be dead too much and fell asleep. When I opened my eyes, I could see Dr. Sen looking at me like a pervert, while Alice stood in front of me and looked at him vigilantly:

"Rin Taro, don't come here!"

I:? ?

As for Mori Ogai, who has such thin arms and legs, his waist is not very good. To put it bluntly, I can hit a bunch.

At that time, I didn't know that Alice was his superpower. I thought Alice was his sister or simply a fallen person like me.

Seeing Alice's appearance, I also looked at his waist very vigilantly: "Doctor Sen, didn't your waist flashed yesterday?"

Mori Ogai, who had a bad waist, immediately supported his waist, pitifully: "My waist still hurts, so I won't kick it today, okay?"

His waist is none of my business.

When I really fought, I hit him on the upper body, and when he dodged to his waist, I couldn't do anything.

For example, if I want to pinch the strands of hair on his forehead, I can hear the sound of his waist flashing whenever he hides.In the back is Dr. Sen, whose waist has shrunk, lying on the sofa. Alice and I are flipping through the same medical book, with a serious expression on our faces, we want him to experience the magical power of the East——cupping.

A real doctor puts a pillow under his body and acts as an off-site guide for his own waist. However, he still holds my hand to affect my behavior during cupping. It doesn't seem like he cares about him. waist.

Maybe it's because Alice is still here.

I just want to say one thing, the way he hugged my hand so that tears filled his eyes was really what Alice called a pervert.

What made me even more numb was that he justly said that he was the only adult among the three of us and was responsible for protecting us, so——

"Let's sleep together, Tanigawa-chan!"

I slapped him on the face with a solemn expression, "Doctor Sen, I don't think my personal safety can be guaranteed!"

He burst into tears under my hand: "Tani Chuan-chan~~~"

I won't sleep with him, but I will huddle with Alice.When I didn't know that Alice was his superpower, I sometimes didn't understand what it was like when he got up in the morning and looked out of his body.

Later, when I found out, I couldn't look directly at Dr. Sen. I could only say, "Pervert!"

But even if Dr. Sen is a pervert, it cannot be denied that his medical skills are indeed very good.I spent more time in that operating room than any patient he had ever received.

Every time I woke up from the shadowless lamp, Dr. Mori would put on his white coat and look at me helplessly: "Tani Chuan-chan, I almost couldn't pull it back this time."

I coughed, "Not next time."

"Will not mean what?"

Anyway, not suicide.

He probably knew it too, so he was just helpless.

He started reading me bedtime fairy tales.

The intention is also very clear, I want me to feel the truth, goodness and beauty in the world, and feel the beauty of fairy tales.

Will this work?

I can tell him bluntly, it's useless.I am a person who doesn't believe in fairy tales. Instead of letting him read fairy tales, it is better to let him teach me to write topics.

When I was recuperating, I was half lying on the bed, and he sat by the bed, opened a book on algebraic geometry, read it to me, and gave me ideas for solving problems.Sometimes I heard the hypnotic power of algebraic geometry exposed on the way, and I fell asleep drowsily.

This result was quite tragic. When I woke up earlier in the morning, I would see Dr. Sen in the bed, and I was held in his arms, and there was Alice behind me.

As for waking up late, you will only find hair that does not belong to you in the bed.

Dr. Mori wore his white coat with an innocent face: "Tanigawa-chan, how can you doubt me so much?"

It's okay, I'm not one to strike with suspicion.

I am the kind of person who can take things for granted without evidence.

As soon as I am self-willed, Dr. Sen will go for cupping.

This situation did not happen again after he became the leader of Mafia.

I also overlapped with Osamu Dazai once.

However, those IF lines that I got mixed up with Dr. Mori didn't have the chance to get acquainted with Osamu Dazai at all, so I didn't have the chance to ask him for a complete suicide manual.

Dr. Sen has become the leader of Sen, and I am no longer within his hunting range, but he still watches me very closely.

I'm a person who was forced to receive psychotherapy from Chief Mori and also needed to be on the top floor like Alice.

Isn't this an accident?