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How to distinguish the brothers and Shibusawa Tatsuhiko?

It's very simple, my brother and I met every day, Shibusawa Tatsuhiko met for the first time.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

I came here according to the etiquette I met Shibusawa Tatsuhiko for the first time, be polite, be sincere, and not threaten with force.But if he asks me, I will not refuse.

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko: "..."

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko: "Your existence is a threat of force."

Honest people will be isolated.

I sighed: "You must not be popular."

Special thanks to Yaku Yamashita, who is young and bald in the Supernatural Secret Service Division.If it wasn't for him to observe me in the name of taking out food, and pay the price of shifting the hairline by [-] centimeters, he would tell the special ability spy department that I am a law-abiding and good citizen, as long as I don't mess with me, nothing will happen. Someone from the Secret Service Section updated the information.

I can't avoid rock-paper-scissors for Tatsuhiko Shibusawa today.

You ask how I know.

I saw Shibusawa Tatsuhiko's materials by the way when I was copying them.I saw that the file with my name on it was at the same level as Shibusawa Tatsuhiko, but the danger level was in the safe range, so I flipped through it casually because I was interested.

The opening sentence is not my profile, but "It is a miracle that Tanikawa Kadotani can become what he is today!"

It is reasonable to suspect that the database of the Supernatural Secret Service Division is the knowledge reserve of our group of supernatural power users who don't want to bother. I know it, Shibusawa Tatsuhiko knows it, and Tosi knew it some time ago.

"I thought you were a good boy."

"A good boy will not steal information."

I haven't done anything so far, I have been in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang, I have worked in a detective agency, and returning to the Supernatural Secret Service is like going home.But I'm really just an ordinary high school girl.

I explained to Tatsuhiko Shibusawa what I mean by "ordinary female high school students". A salted fish that destroys the world, a female high school student whose main task is to study."

I emphasized: "Specifically refers to me."

There must be times when my thinking is dangerous, and I accept this side of myself, but I will never cross my bottom line.It’s okay for me to play the role of the savior, but if I want to play the role of the world-destroying devil, I will only gather everyone together to learn science and mathematics.

People are gone, what about labor-management math problems, should I print and write by myself?Without the big guys, the math problems can’t be updated, so I’ll write something empty?

After my former brother knew my hobby, he realized that only solving problems was the meaning of his life.When the problem is solved, I will help him.

He is more aware that there are endless solutions to the problems, and a single mathematics cannot be completely understood in a lifetime.

"It's a never-ending quest."

Look, this is my brother's ideological realm, Shibusawa Tatsuhiko, why don't you try it?

Mr. Shibusawa just put on a beautiful and indifferent face, extremely tired: "Not interested."

In the beginning, I also responded to my supernatural powers in the same way, and then I was chased down by the math bosses in the supernatural powers for three streets, crying and saying that I like mathematics, I love science, and I study!

I sincerely said to Mr. Shibusawa: "You will love it."

So, let's start with the mathematics in junior and senior high schools. After all, I haven't carefully perceived the mathematics level of the literary masters.But being able to become a master of liberal arts probably leaves me a world away in terms of talent in science.

Both liberal arts and science are not easy to learn thoroughly.

I envy the intelligence of the big guys.

"What about physics?"

"At this."

"anything else?"

"At this!"

"What else would you say besides being here?"

"Boss, let's ask for help!"

He won't dislike me for saying "here" later, and the boss would rather I just say "here".As long as you become my mathematics and science teacher, the bosses are only a little away from being pissed off.

Shibusawa is not interested in anything, and feels that the world is transparent and boring, but under my non-stop questions, he may sincerely feel the quiet beauty of the world.

I took out all the questions I had backlogged and went through them again, and if I made a mistake the second time, Shibusawa must figure it out.

The most blatant reaction on Shibusawa's impassive face was a furrowed brow, which he showed up after I tried to make him do a difficult quantum mechanics problem.

Okay, one more big brother and friend who studies quantum mechanics.

plan pass

It's that simple to make friends who study quantum mechanics.

Count, so far, let Tosi study topology 32 times, Shibusawa study quantum mechanics 29 times, Dazai Osamu abstract algebra 44 times, Edogawa random step function [-] times, Mori Ogai algebraic geometry seventeen times...

Others are not listed one by one.

What does this mean?

If you want to be good at mathematics and physics, you must have a boss.

I also want the masters to study both arts and sciences, write literature and look at mathematics and science, but they were rejected by stern words, busy, they are very busy, so they don’t write.

Literary loss!

I walked home in the footsteps of getting a new boss friend, and before I left, I said to Shibusawa who was thinking with a bright smile, "See you tomorrow, boss, what do you want to eat?"

The boss drooped his overly long eyelashes, "I don't want to see you."

"Oh, don't be so polite, I'll bring you something to eat tomorrow."

Junichiro realized what happened when he saw my steps going home, and he just smiled helplessly: "Don't bully me hard."

"It's not bullying."

"Hi one hi one."

"Do you want to eat omelet rice today?"

"want."

It's normal for me to eat at Junichiro's house.

It was normal to the point where he and Naomi would come outside my house and call me to eat when he saw that I was not sitting at their house doing quizzes or playing games before they went home.

When I came out with a cup of instant noodles, I faced the education of two people, saying that it was not good for me to eat too much instant noodles, and that I did not take care of my body.

"Look at your dark circles, Sichuan Sauce, you must have stayed up late yesterday!"

"Staying up late is not good for girls' skin, you should go to bed early!"

"Today we have eel rice and Daifuku, come and eat."

"Let's go."

Then I will eat the instant noodles in a few bites, wipe my mouth and eat.

Ask me if I have a bad conscience?

The money of the three of us has never been separated.

Today's omurice is lava omelet rice. Gently scratch the middle with chopsticks, the heat and egg liquid will come out together, and the golden slices will be topped with sauce. Naomi and I ate all the omelet rice.

Junichiro placed the cut fruit on a plate, and we sat on a fluffy blanket to play a three-person game.

"Stay to sleep tonight?"

"Then I'll be with Naomi."

"Okay, okay, concentrate, your blood is almost gone."

Naomi said that Dazai Osamu of the detective agency asked me why I hadn’t been to the detective agency these days, and was beaten up because I complained about Kunikida’s boringness halfway through.

"Sensei Kunikida isn't so grumpy, is he?"

Naomi smiled and said, "Of course not. The reason for the beating was to harm female high school students."

"Mr. Ranpo saw it. He said that Mr. Dazai wanted to die, and the consequences might bring Yokohama to heaven. After Mr. Kunikida crushed his pen again, he was determined to kill his partner righteously for Yokohama."

My keen: "He wants to burn my exercise book?"

"Hey, in that case, I should also go up and do my part to protect the peace of Yokohama."

Junichiro put down the phone, embarrassed, "I'm dead again."

Naomi and I: "...Junichiro/Brother is so rude!!"

The next day I saw Osamu Dazai who was said to have been beaten badly for trying to send Yokohama to heaven.His face is as handsome as ever, his waist doesn't look like it's getting puffed up, and overall I'm glad he's alive and not hurting his head.

Osamu Dazai pretended to cry, I saw him sneaking eye drops before appearing in front of me: "You almost couldn't see your smart and cute Dazai Tanigawa-san!"

"That must be why you are so annoying, Dazai-san."

"You are serious?"

He widened his eyes, "Aren't we good friends who died together?"

I said seriously, "I haven't seen you for a few days, has Mr. Dazai's paranoia become so serious?"

As long as you listen to Osamu Dazai without thinking, watch his exaggerated performance art, and don't pursue the essence of Osamu Dazai, he can make everyone happy.

As long as I don't have a brain, no one can trick me.As long as I don't have a brain, it doesn't matter whether he is a black mud or an idealist, he is my good partner in math problems.

Then, "Mr. Dazai, are you interested in studying abstract algebra?"

"what!"

In the eyes of everyone in the detective agency, Osamu Dazai, who was just as excited as if he saw his fellow villagers, let go of my hand that he was too excited to hold, ahaha a few times, "I just ate the poisonous mushroom and said what?" ?"

"I said you wanted to learn abstract algebra."

"Ahahaha, I really can't hear anything. The poisonous mushrooms are so quiet today."

See, it's always very easy to get a Dazai to normal, and I think Kunikida can take note of that.Kunikida nodded, and wrote in his notebook while reading: "Having Dazai do abstract algebra can keep him quiet. It works quickly and is very useful. Write it down."

Osamu Dazai was quiet like a Dazai.

This is also something that can't be helped, abstract algebra is really abstract, enough to make him shy away.In the same way, as long as Tuosi is allowed to study topology, he will not have the energy to be a mouse and wreak havoc everywhere.

After the old memories came back, I suddenly became able to deal with these smart people.

This may be the experience of the same dungeon, a single brush under different circumstances, and repeated many times.

Of course, I didn't abandon my Shibusawa boss.

He looked at the window of the castle, overlooking the dusk of Yokohama melancholy. The book on quantum mechanics was half-turned. After seeing me, he didn't even bother to turn his head, "Don't disturb my thinking."

I smiled innocently and said, "Well, boss, do you know how to directly observe quantum entanglement?"

Our friendship suddenly became reliable.

Now Mr. Shibusawa will call me every morning, "Get up and do the questions."

Me: "Okay, okay."

After 5 minutes, "Get up and do the questions."

Me: "immediately."

10 minute later.

Mr. Shibusawa rang the doorbell of my house and saw my house full of books, showing a little disgust amidst the indifference.When he saw me writing hard in my pajamas, he was more than disgusted.

"Why don't you go to my side to do the problem?"

"I'm doing it. Look," I spread out my exercise book, "Today's topic is chemistry. You know chemistry, can you teach me organic chemistry?"

Today's big brother Shibusawa was brought into the pit of organic chemistry by me again.

The situation can be expressed in a few words.

"I like you. Any chance?"

"Could it be possible?"

When the Supernatural Secret Service Division came to my house and knocked on the door to say that Tatsuhiko Shibusawa, who was so big in their line of sight, was gone, after Shibusawa raised his head from a pile of organic experiments and made eye contact with them, the government staff said politely Said: "Excuse me, you continue."

Because his long hair is very unfriendly to the experiment, I got him a cat ear from my headband and put it on, and tied his hair up.

This image matches the tragic situation after the failure of the organic chemistry experiment. Apart from being disturbed, there is nothing to say.

"Do you know how much that tube of reagent you just wasted? Hundreds of thousands!!!"

Why am I poor? It's all because of reagents.

Shibusawa, who is not short of money: "What color do you want the gemstone to be?"

"Red, as pretty as your eyes."

He gave me a bag.

Brother, Shibusawa is as generous as you!

You are really my good brothers!