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Why must the final destination of the villain be "Xiao"?Why can't I be an ordinary office worker fishing for fish?

It's hard to cheat money.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

I hope that one day my strongest ninja boyfriend will be able to wear a robe with a black background and a red cloud. Under the eyes of everyone, he will ask me affectionately: "How much more? I have money!" Replace it with "I have a mine at home" "I have a home in the mine" works too.

As for why it is a robe with a black background and red clouds?

Because I think the "Xiao" organization has a large number of talents, and it is very likely that such a silly white sweet will be born.

A few days ago, I was assigned to the "Akatsuki" organization by Orochimaru, and I was given the title of Otoninin who murdered and set fire.I became a medical ninja with several victories on his back at a young age.Raised as a test product, he became the chief culprit in destroying the village on the first day of the awakening of the weapon. He walked all the way and killed all the way. When he dealt with the blood of Ku Wushang with a blank face, he met Kakuto, a member of "Akatsuki".

I put away Kunai and followed him all the way.

When he killed someone, blood even splashed on my body once. If Schrödinger hadn't affected my sense of existence, I might have been discovered by him.

Because it has been discovered.

Of course it's not possible.

It's not that Schrödinger doesn't exist, it's just uncertain, and will eventually reach a yes or no answer.

After the frequency of his steps changed, I still didn't react much. I followed him into a meatball shop, sat upright in front of him, and then said: "Red bean ball soup."

I'm the first person to hook up with the "Xiao" organization, so I don't have much experience.On the contrary, it was because my expression was too honest. When I lifted the Schrödinger state, the proprietress of the meatball shop looked up at me and gave me a bowl of red bean meatball soup.

I continued my efforts: "This uncle pays."

Jiaodu raised his eyelids: "It looks like you've had a miserable life, kid."

"Yes."

I nodded sympathetically, "I've been walking for a long time, only to see that you are rich."

The atmosphere between us should be fairly relaxed, and neither side showed any murderous intent.There was no wrangling over who paid for the meal, it was very harmonious and friendly.

The appearance of this kind of scene is of course all my thinking and beautification.Under the question of why I joined "Xiao", I wrote a full page, the core idea is - the last user died suddenly for no reason, I had to change the user as a last resort, and Uncle Kakuto is the one I saw very strong man.

Then it was slapped back and rewritten by the reviewer Jiaodu.

"In other words, say that you are moved by Yu Xiao's ideas and are determined to join Xiao."

Me: "Uncle, what is Akatsuki's philosophy?"

"World Peace."

"puff."

Maintaining Sanwu's expression, I calmly uttered this onomatopoeia from my mouth, and under the light of money on Kakuzu's body, I explained my setting, "Man-made weapons should be laughing at this time."

Following the experimental body produced in Orochimaru's laboratory, my new identity also expelled me from human status. The artificial weapon produced by a small company, I don't even know what it is.

Without the user, there is no setting of life value.

The concept of "Xiao" is very lofty, because it wants to create a peaceful, friendly and beautiful new world. In order to conform to the concept of the World Peace Organization, I described my life ideals on a new piece of paper.

"Human, what is it like?"

"I'm curious."

"Why am I not called a man?"

"I want to know the reason why I can't become a human, and I also want to become a human. But on the way to become a human, finding a user who will not be killed by me is the first priority."

"The user is too weak and worthless to stand."

My whole article is full of my truth, it seems that the effect is very good, at least I put it away with satisfaction, and casually coaxed me, "Tomorrow, I will eat red bean ball soup."

After eating red bean ball soup for three days in a row, I didn't speak.

Now I can say a bit more exact time, in the past three days according to today, I met the same character at a processing site.

I was hungry, using the dirty kunai and Kakuzu met on a narrow road and had a fight, and my stomach growled while fighting, and Kakuzu looked at me lying flat on the ground with a speechless face. Said: "I'm hungry, hurry up."

He carried me like he was carrying a kitten. At that time, I used supernatural powers to accelerate the burning of fat, and my whole body was thin with little flesh. It was too light in my hand, and I could clearly feel the outline of my ribs.

The consequence of a face without flesh is that the chin is thin and pointy.

I learned from Atsushi Nakajima, and even after eating a pile of meatball soup, the sweet and greasy smell of meatballs lingered on my body.In Jiaodu's distressed eyes for money, I consciously ran to the proprietress, stared at her intently, trying to be cute.In the end, it failed because the expression was too stiff.

When I struggled to force out a stiff smile, the proprietress had tears in her eyes and hugged me into her arms.

When I asked Jiaodu to get a [-]% discount on shopping, he didn't look at me with disgust, but he handed me a stack of tasks with satisfaction: "Go and kill people."

This session of users is really hard to bring.

I tried to give him a sense of oppression with the empty eyes I learned from an acquaintance: "Thirty to seven, no bargaining."

"It's not good for you to treat new users like this."

"Thirty to seven points for users, I don't need his points for non-users, just kill him."

I think my personality is very full and there is no problem at all.I don't know who was crowned with the user's name in the last session. I don't know who he is, but under the arrangement of Orochimaru, he must be a hitter, and he hit the street very tragically.

However, the people who pass my hand are quick and sharp. I usually find the deadly point to strike directly in order to save energy, and kill them with one blow.Unknowingly, the distribution of human bones and organs has been repaired.

Instantly flashing close, suffering without sealing the throat.

Or it is to stab the heart and the kidney.

The summary is that I don't have any special habit of killing people, and I don't talk about people before they die.

Everyone said I was a sharp knife.

Did he think the sharp attribute was added for nothing?

I have put in a lot of effort, and I must achieve the three-nothingness when opening the eyes, and the piercing coldness when the eyes are closed. Even closing the eyes should make people feel cold and metallic.

To be cultivated as a weapon, ferocity is needed, and lethality is also there.I can't be in a state where my muscles are tense and I can go to the battlefield in the next second. I can only be careless. When I don't move, I have a cute appearance. Better.

The drama is all in the corner of the eye.

I worked very hard to save enough money to finish my dissertation.Then I was stuffed with "Xiao" by the horns, me? ? ?

It's you, Uncle Kakuzu, who rely on the setting to act mischievously.

Is cheating money so serious now?

I just want to hang out under his hands, save enough initial capital and leave to start a business. By the way, I will eat the settings of artificial weapons when I leave.

He felt that I could contribute to "Xiao".

Before that, all my information except those in the snake cave were basically checked.I don't know what kind of dirty water those colleagues who killed thousands of knives poured on me. In short, the corners of his eyes twitched after watching: "You...do you spend so much money?"

I put my head out and took a look.

It was written in black and white: On a certain day, a certain month and a certain year, because I was too poor, I felt that I couldn't live anymore, so I raised the butcher's knife mercilessly at the user, and then robbed him of all his money.

On a certain day in a certain year, I didn't want to spend money on clothes, so I solved a ninja village neatly and took away all the clothes they didn't wear.

On a certain day in a certain year and a certain month, I was short of money, so I went to pick up the task, but the employer didn't give me the money. I was deceived, thinking that this would not work, and slaughtered another village by the way.

I looked left and right, and from this piece of paper, I only saw a page full of "give money", so I sat back in my seat calmly: "Well, as long as I do tasks and pay for it, I'm still easy to take care of. "

Kakuto then kicked me into "Akatsuki".

"I can't afford to support you, you can find someone else by yourself."

……

"The above is the cause and effect of my application for the job."

I sat on a chair with my back straight, wearing a matching ninja suit I found out of a mess of ninja suits, a ninja grid top and a pair of pants, nothing wrong with that.

Except my gender.

The outfit I found was for boys.

The leader of the "Xiao" organization is Payne. Out of respect for the leader, I didn't look at his face the whole time I spoke, but only looked at his orange hair.

Although the process was a bit bumpy, I still put on the fire cloud robe of "Xiao" in the gaze that I didn't know what it meant.The neckline is a stand-up collar, covering most of my face.Because I am indeed too young to be as tall as they are, so Xiao Nan found out the Huoyun robe from her clothes and changed it.

I shut up. When I have no expression, I have inorganic black eyes. From the appearance, I can see that I am a ruthless person, the kind who doesn't talk much ruthless.

In fact, living in poverty turned me into a money junkie.I hope that my current image and personality will not be seen by my acquaintances, otherwise he will suddenly realize it and set up another money collection project.That way I don't think we can get along well, and we are getting closer to a fight.

There are eternal art and momentary art in the "Xiao" organization.Jade girl turned herself into a puppet, and Qing ate clay, all for the sake of art.Because the pursuit of art is not the same, these two bigwigs often fight in Didara's unilateral chatter.

As a newcomer, I may be a member of the organization who will play the role of cannon fodder in the next plan, because I want to know what people are, and I am very curious about their bodies.

If I can understand how the two people's body structures are made, I can divert my thinking for Jun Malu's conservative treatment, put something in his body, or just modify it directly.

So I stared at Fei Liuhu with very aggressive eyes. Anyone with a discerning eye would know the meaning revealed in my eyes at a glance. It was the eyes that wanted to cut this puppet into pieces for research.

I have answered this question with full marks: "Of course mine is better. Whether it is eternal or instant, I will research the answer."

Another research madman has been added to the team of art masters.As long as it is a human being, I want to take it apart to see the parts, and then put it back as it is.I still get paid.

As a medical ninja, I have the confidence to be the last person to die.But as an auxiliary healer whose output is higher than some DPS, my efficiency on the battlefield is not as high as my own.

During the battle, I only nursed myself. Anyway, when I am well, the opponent will be cold. There is no need to waste Chakra to save a group of people whose output is not as high as mine, and let them slowly grind the blood of the boss.I can't do anything that fatal damage can do. It's not worth wasting more than ten minutes.

Why am I emphasizing this?

It's just to show that I can pump energy milk, and I can completely retreat after the patient recovers from injury without being beaten to death.

Only when facing Feiliuhu, I feel tender and affectionate, as if I regard it as a lover.However, even if you are a lover, you still have to pay the medical expenses owed, which is two cents cheaper at most.

What I love is the wooden frame of Feiliuhu, and I don't love the extremely young Uncle Xie inside.Two cents cheaper is already humanitarian.

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If you think my service is not good enough, the treatment process is too heart-breaking, and you feel that I am not gentle at all, it must be that you do not krypton enough.

As long as you get to V15, you will have all the happiness that V0 can't feel.As long as you are on top, then I will definitely be rich.

One more order, the closer I am to the experimental equipment.

What are you waiting for?

Krypton.

I need this money from you to support a money-burning man.He is good-looking, and it's still my graduation thesis, and I can't let go of his illness.

Likewise, I can't let go of money from people who seek my treatment.

Surely you will understand, right?

After all, "Xiao" is an organization of love and peace, which will make people happy for a lifetime.