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Human suffering!

Human suffering! !

Why do smart people like to make trouble?

——Tanikawa Kakutani

A smart brain can only look pleasing to the eye if it is filled with answers to mathematical problems, otherwise, no matter how smart the brain is, it will put a thick mosaic in front of me.

For a person like Dazai, Naomi’s sense of being blessed by me was a little creepy the first time I saw a smiling Dazai, and even Junichiro, a good old man, almost didn’t dare to approach Dazai.

"It's too stressful."

He said so.

Naomi's words are a little more straightforward: "Mr. Dazai must have lived in blood before."

In order to be able to get along with their seniors, Junichiro and Naomi didn't ask me to add perception-enhancing buffs to their combo buff packs.

There are many smart people like Dazai in Yokohama, and I have met many, and they all like to make trouble.The most normal Ranpo was in the early years, if the president of the detective agency, Fukuzawa Yukichi, hadn't given him a reliable spiritual support and hadn't broken his worldview, he wouldn't be the childish youth he is now.

It's not that I haven't seen the blackened Ranpo, after all, I have run so many times in the parallel world of this world, there will always be a Ranpo who will not meet Fukuzawa Yukichi and become black.

One of Mafia's five major cadres, Edogawa Ranpo.

I have seen.

At that time, Dazai was still one of the five major cadres, and the leader of Mafia was also Mori Ogai, not the thin and dark young man with poisonous eyes.

I was happy to see that I was working in Mafia again, and because of my strange bones, I was freed from the fate of the low-level staff who ran errands for cadres and bought milk tea and snacks in the streets and alleys.It was because of Luanbu's sentence: "The dim sum she bought is pretty good, so please give it to me." Then he embarked on a journey of promotion with his salary constantly doubling.

The salary has gone up, but so has the amount of work I have to do.Luanbu refuses to eat well, that's my responsibility.It's my responsibility to dislike today's dim sum.Luanpo wants to eat the latest snacks that others can't buy, it's my responsibility.Luanbu wanted to care about me, his subordinate, on a whim, and I was not in the office because I bought snacks in the streets and alleys, so it was my responsibility.

"It's all your fault, Mr. Ranpo's time was wasted on you, and the work report was not finished."

Therefore, after I made a mistake, I took over the task of writing a work report, which is also a necessary character for my subordinates.This is called admitting mistakes sincerely, and it is not too late to make up for it.

If the work report is not written, the money will be deducted.

write a review.

Dazai next door would stick his head out and say sweetly, "Oh, is this being punished again, Tanigawa-san."

If the conscientious person is not around, no one will give me the firepower to attract Dazai.He only looks at the clerks below when he is bored. When he is not free, clerks like me can’t see him.

In such a sad mood, sometimes some very strange things are mixed in my self-criticism, such as "Central Plains cadres come back quickly!" The consequences of being distracted and not checking.

Ranpo's anger also came to a super double.

Even if he is Edogawa Ranpo of Mafia, Edogawa Ranpo, one of the five major cadres, is still an adult in his 20s, but there is nothing wrong with him being particularly childish when he gets angry.

Only the anger of Edogawa Ranpo can be counted with thick dim sum and new flavor snacks.

Because I pissed him off too much, so after I broke my fortune and cleared the disaster, I found out that I had a high-paying job, and I was still an out-and-out salary earner every month.

At the end of the month, the kind of moonlight people who will starve to death without other people's relief.

In this situation, my daily activities are discounted vegetables and instant noodles from the supermarket.At the end of the month, you can add an egg to the noodles and you can cry. The miserable life.

Instant noodles are my savior, and discounted vegetables are my soul left in the world.The exercise book is my soul mate. It is so convenient to press instant noodles, and it can be sold for money after writing.

My fate as a low-level person has been changed, but my fate as a bottom-level person has not changed.I am still struggling to get enough food and clothing, and I am always ready to change jobs.

But it's better than the Akutagawa boy next door under Dazai's subordinates. He has been injured all the year round, and he has been going to the medical room all the time, without compliments.When I saw him while eating instant noodles, I felt that the instant noodles in my hand were even more fragrant.

When the Central Plains cadres come back, I can still have a meal.

Although I always eat half of it, I will be dragged back by Luanbu.As for why Luanbu didn't come alone, one is that he is a member of the five major cadres, and the other is that he doesn't know the way.

But, it's off-duty time.

The heart of job-hopping suddenly became strong.

Luanpo is a master of reasoning, a person who can rely on his reasoning ability to sit on the top five cadre positions without any special ability. It is really difficult for me to change jobs under the hands of such a person.

He can see through it at a glance, but he doesn't say it.

The first sentence every day when I open my eyes: Is today's chaos going to tell me that I want to quit?

No, he didn't.

I want to resign from Mafia, but an ordinary low-level employee who is just promoted for any reason does not have the freedom to leave immediately.

Ranpo is the kind of cadre who doesn't say "you go, I don't want you anymore" even if you get angry, but says "I'm angry, Lord Ranpo wants XX".

Under the hands of such cadres, I have mastered one hundred and eight ways of instant noodles, tried every brand of instant noodles, and fell into the vicious circle of "instant noodles are delicious" and "instant noodles are delicious".

"Master Ranpo, I only have instant noodles at home."

When he asked me to cook for him, my pupils trembled. It's over, I can't keep the instant noodles in the refrigerator.

"You still have discounted vegetables at home."

The leader of Ranbu curled his lips, "There are also eggs, seasonings, and milk."

hum.

But your subordinates, I have a miserable life.

"I'll give you a question."

My originally miserable mood suddenly became sunny: "Okay, Lord Ranbu, I'll go to the supermarket right away."

"Instant noodles!"

"Eh?"

"Eat instant noodles!"

How can the brains of smart people replenish their energy with instant noodles?What to do if you are not full? Doing the questions requires mental thinking.I added three days' worth of ingredients for dinner that day, just because I was afraid that I would be hungry with a head that could do the questions for me.

When Mafia's Luanbu solved the problem for me, he obviously didn't have any illusions about my IQ. Even if he could come up with a direct answer, he still listed the formula clearly for me.

I don't want to quit right now.

No matter how hard life is, as long as there is a big boss who can take me, I still need to hug his thigh even if there is krypton gold.

"Master Ranpo's role is only to solve problems for you?"

"No, no, Lord Ranpo's role is definitely not like this."

"Then tell me clearly."

"...Can I apply to write a review?"

How to survive in the workplace and not let the boss move forward alone?

Of course it's...krypton gold.

Rainbow farts, I've always only made Luanbu frown and lose my temper, but it's better to be happy, and there will be no problem of rainbow farts getting on the horse's legs next to the boss.

As long as I krypton enough, the boss will reluctantly take my vegetable chicken for the sake of thick dim sum.

"I said you, you are obviously very strong, why do you want to do this?"

"Master Ranpo, am I going to buy some thick snacks?"

"Forget it, you're as stupid as a baby anyway."

The next month I found out that my salary had risen, and I was in a mixed mood with the two-person salary from the finance department, and I still felt like I was getting ahead of myself.What does this mean? It means that the boss thinks that I am a man who can be made, and he will not easily leave me alone.

The composition of the two salaries is like this, one for me and one for Luanpo cadres.

The young lady from the finance department who sent me the money looked at me and hesitated to speak.

In the afternoon, the gangster who thought I was a good man asked me a death question: "Do you know why I give you my salary?"

Trembling, I said, "additional meal."

I almost died in the cadre's office.

I don't understand the world of smart people, but I have seen their ability to make troubles one by one, many times.Wanting to be smart, I often shed tears of sadness watching them make trouble.

There are no unsolvable puzzles in front of Mafia's chaos, but he doubts what's in my head.This question is to test my biological knowledge, which I know, but he used it to doubt my IQ, so I can only keep silent.

But although I can't enter the world of smart people, there are still a lot of smart people in my hands.

Within a few days of returning to this world from another world, I filled a smart person's head with math problems. Mafia's random steps are taught well, and I'm very good at it. When I meet a smart person who doesn't like it, I can just use force to solve it.It refers to making smart people do math problems.

It's a pity that the time when I met the chaotic step was after the leader killed, otherwise it could be reproduced as it is.

But it's not too late.

I searched all the old dens of that smart man, and turned over Yokohama once at night, until the smart man who couldn't hide appeared in front of me with a smile: "Good morning, Tanigawa-san."

"It's three hours before dawn."

"But I've been up for two days."

"I watched you sleep."

Because of my extremely resolute attitude and my daily force value that is extremely inconsistent with Xianyu, the smart man chose to continue to be smart, and recommended another smart man to me before going to bed.

"Tani Chuan-san can go to the Supernatural Secret Service Division to find his information, and you will know how smart he is, so smart that there is nothing in the world that is not unexpected by him."

The smart man who was trying to touch my head smoothly touched my head. I still pinched one of his wrists like 10 minutes ago, and I have not let go until now.He could only sigh, lay down and sleep obediently, and comforted others.

He shook his hand that was held by me: "Tani Chuan-san..."

Hesitant to speak.

I understood, and took out a special handcuff from my pocket, and handcuffed his wrist with the head of the bed.

He showed a helpless smile: "Doesn't Gu Chuan-san take a break? It's really my sin to cause Gu Chuan-san to stay up late."

He was right.

After I lay on the sofa in his base and slept for a few hours, when I opened my eyes, I saw a pair of dark purple eyes smiling into crescents. He said, "Hand hurts."

The handcuffs are specially made, the kind with several layers of buff added, even the bed with him is indestructible and cannot be moved, and the handcuffs cannot be unlocked.He tossed and tossed for a while, and the skin on his wrist was worn out, and he almost chopped off his hand, but he couldn't walk.

I turned the whole room into a secret room before going to bed, looking at a bunch of gaps. In fact, it was just to ensure that he would not faint from breathing too much carbon dioxide, but it was impossible to run out.

I never have to use my brains with smart people.

I gave him back the touch he gave me yesterday, and the sickly young man just lowered his eyebrows and repeated: "Hand hurts."

He looked very well-behaved.

His eyebrows and eyes are also good-looking, and he can also give me advice on abducting other smart people.

But I can't remember his excessively long name.

When he was quietly studying mathematics and science after eating, I propped my face full of apology: "Sorry, I didn't remember your name, it's too long. I'll call you D."