i may be a bug

DNA is really amazing, anything can be carved into it.

Also, there are too many lemons, it will be really sour.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

Yuan Yi was able to speak earlier than Hei Si Mou remembered, not seven years old, but two years earlier.The first sentence is neither brother nor father, but mother.

Hei Si Mou: I'm sour.

By the way, after that exposure of nature, Hei Si Mou's lemon level is a bit aboveboard, and the sourness is not limited to Yuan Yi.He can be sour anytime, anywhere.

When Yansheng asked, "Why is my father always sour?" I patted his head, and saw that the big lemon was starting to turn sour.Yansheng and I looked at him quietly. He knelt and corrected the documents, looking sour.

"He wants to go out and play."

"Oh. It means that father wants to drag mother to watch things together, and let him go out to play early, right?"

"You understand well, Yansheng."

Yansheng was very proud: "Yuanyi told me."

"So where is Yuanyi?"

"I'm making a kite, and we're going to fly a kite tomorrow. Yes, I'm here to find my mother to make a kite." Yan Sheng remembered, with an annoyed look, "Yuanyi must be waiting impatiently. Father, I'll take my mother to I went to make a kite."

Hei Si Mou said in a low voice, "Go."

When I was dragged out by Yan Sheng, I looked back at Heishimu, he was still sour, even the sour smell was a little stronger.

Difficult to understand.

"The skeleton of the kite is ready, Mother. It's just a matter of drawing."

With the efforts of Yansheng and Yuanyi, the three kites are almost ready, just draw the pattern on it.

I came here to watch them do it, because the two kids said with a straight face that my hands can't do this kind of thing, and the bamboo strips will hurt my fingers.

"Yuanyi and I are not afraid."

I teased him: "But what if I want to make a kite, I can't just watch it."

"Draw a picture."

Yuanyi put down the bamboo stick in his hand, "Mother's drawing is very beautiful, my brother and I like it very much, and my father also likes it."

So on these three kites, all I can do is draw pictures.

Hei Si Mou came to see my painting after he finished his work, and when he entered the door, he found that there were only three kites, and he began to feel sour again: "Three."

"Ah, what's the matter. I don't want to run, so the two of us have a kite, is there a problem?"

"No."

"Come here and draw a picture."

Because of the joining of the coolie Hei Si Mou, I only drew a little bit and then took a rest.Three very similar heads that make the hands itchy and want to play Xiaoxiaole carefully colored the kite in front of me, while I ate the snacks on the short table, clapped my hands after eating one, took the ointment and prepared it on the table. with.

Because Yansheng and Yuan often had injuries on their hands when they first started to practice swordsmanship, I made some ointment for them to apply after practicing.Yan Sheng had more injuries on his hands than Yuan Yi, and Hei Si Mou was right to worry about one thing. Yuan Yi's talent put Yan Sheng under great pressure.

"Yuanyi is simply cheating!"

After Yuanyi easily completed the task of Hei Si Mou, Yan Sheng gritted his teeth and followed, causing blood blisters on his hands.When he finished his training, I held him in my arms, picked out the blood bubbles, and gave him medicine.

Yuanyi was sitting next to me, while Heishimu was on the sidelines handling official duties.

Yan Sheng was in severe pain, and said this in a crying voice, "I also want to be as strong as Yuan Yi."

"My brother is also very strong."

"But Yuanyi is too strong, I can't catch up!"

Yuan Yi was at a loss in his eyes.

He looked at me.

The man in Jiguo is really, in some respects, he looks strange, because Yan Sheng is also looking at me, and the large version of Yan Sheng Hei Si Mou also stops his hands and looks at me.

I have no idea whether these are strong or not, whether it is Yuan Yiyan Sheng or Hei Si Mou, they can't beat me.Yansheng wanted to catch up with Yuanyi, I thought for a while: "Which aspect?"

"Mother doesn't care about me at all."

Little Lemon started to feel sour, "I knew, mother doesn't care about me at all."

Did Ji Guo engrave everything into his DNA, or is it because he is Ji Guo Yansheng that he has such a similar personality to Hei Si Mou?

Little Lemon's obsession with catching up with his brother was crushed by the fact that "mother doesn't care about him". During the time I was speechless, he had already made up a thousand-word plot in his head, and even developed to the point where he was dejected when he grew up. Leaving the plot of following the country.

"I understand, I'm leaving now, I understand, mother, I'm going to pack a few clothes and leave."

Hei Si Mou frowned, took Little Lemon out of my arms, and seriously retorted: "Your mother doesn't like swords, she doesn't know it's normal."

Yan Shengtianshattered: "...don't like it?"

This is a duet, because Yuanyi's expression also cracked, and the two children who were stunned by the news looked at each other, and cried in tacit understanding.

"I don't like it, so why did Yuanyi and brother learn it?!"

Hei Si Mou: I'm sour, I'm so sour, I'm so sour! !

I don't like the news of Daojian, which hit three people.Yansheng and Yuanyi looked at the sword, their eyes lost their brilliance, and they lost their soul.Hei Si Mou was so beaten by the two of them that he peeled off the skin of the lemon.

All three were sour.

Not only sour, but also resentful.

"Father, how did you catch up with mother?"

"I do not know."

"A face?"

If it is the face, this is really good news. The facial features of the three people, except Yan Sheng's face is white and clean, and the spots on the other two faces are in different positions. They are really images passed down from the country.

In terms of self-strategy, I only obey the country.

Hei Si Mou and the two children listed his advantages together with their fingers.Swordsmanship was ruled out because I have no interest in swords on the grounds that they are too brittle.The successor country is rich, er, it doesn't count, it's not just the successor country that is rich.

Then they list to list:

"Yuanyi, is it a bonus if you have a gentle personality and dote on your wife?"

"Calculate."

"But I didn't see your mother a few times at that time."

Yan Sheng looked at Heishimu with hatred for iron and steel: "Do you really only have face, father?"

"seems like it."

Hei Si Mou was silent for a while, "This is good news..."

Yan Sheng and Yuan Yi disagreed.

"You will get tired of looking at one face for several years, let alone three identical faces."

"Why are we not like mothers?"

This is a tragic past that the name Ji Guoyan Sheng is actually the last black death Mou can't bear to look back on.Especially on the second day, Yan Sheng, who was wearing baby fat on his face and trying to tighten his face, told him, "I will work hard to learn from my father, even if my mother doesn't like me." He Yuanyi will also study hard."

Hei Si Mou:? ? ?

"Yuanyi and I have already decided that even if we can't surpass you in face, we must surpass you in swordsmanship. As long as there is something better than you, we will marry a girl like my mother!"

Facing the children's childish speech, some fathers said "courage is commendable, work hard", but in fact they were much more ruthless on the training ground than before, and in the end they even complained to me with a straight face.

"They both said I don't have a good face."

I laughed unconscionably: "Men in the successor country all look the same."

"But they are not satisfied with my face."

I didn't tell him, just before him, Yansheng and Yuanyi ran over, tied up their sleeves high, revealing two pairs of red, swollen and skinny hands, even Yuanyi, who had a relatively dull expression, looked very wronged look.Two pairs of tearful eyes stared at me, and said in unison:

"Father became angry today."

When I applied the ointment to them one by one, I asked by the way: "What's the matter, your father has a very good temper."

"Mother, don't be fooled by father. He's really irritable, or... what is it?" Yan Sheng glanced at Yuanyi, "What did mother say he was?"

Yuanyi recounted: "Lemon."

"Yes, he is just a lemon, with a small belly and sour all day long. Today we just said that we wanted to surpass him in swordsmanship, and he did it ruthlessly. Look, this is evidence, we have to use half as much ointment today than yesterday . . ”

"Oh, really?"

"Brother and Yuanyi never lie."

"Yes, we never lie. So mother, let's play Double Six together today, not with father."

"sleep together."

With the demonstration of two children, I was very calm in the face of Hei Si Mou, who was one step late. When I heard the last sentence, I sighed: "He is worthy of being a man who inherits the country!" He really dares to engrave everything on his DNA. Here, the way things are handled is exactly the same.

The growth history of Yan Sheng and Yuan Yi, originally Hei Si Mou thought it was the process of Yan Sheng chasing Yuan until he gave up on himself, but later he found out that he was wrong, and it was ridiculously wrong.

In the previous successor country, his father was not him, and my mother was not me.Now he is a father and I am a mother.War has changed.

Every day he has to beat the two little kids with a straight face, and avenge his personal revenge in the name of his strict father, while the two kids love each other and share the joys and sorrows, trying to pull him down from the position of the country's number one swordsmanship, and step on him. underfoot.

Whether it is Yan Sheng or Yuan Yi in the future, Hei Si Mou will not let them do this.

This is following the war between men in the country.

If you are a man, you can never lose!

Following the country's men's war, I somehow became the referee.So my daily routine is very different. I have to check the sour taste of at least two lemons every day, and I am also responsible for giving prizes to the winners, and then continue to pick the sour taste of lemons.

"As expected of Yuanyi, he overwhelmed father in terms of acidity."

"Brother is also strong."

"Anyway, I will never lose to you."

After all, these three lemons are because I dare not beat them to death, right?I also want to coax them into a little lemon scent.They are very serious when they are serious. I have heard others sincerely envy me for having such a husband and these two sons. They are very talented and treat me very well.

And actually, to have this childish lemon contest.The son is not a serious son, and the last one is not a serious ghost anymore.

Can I make people and ghosts more and more childish?

I do not believe.