i may be a bug

I want to calm down.

But I'm really panicked.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

When Yan Sheng was able to speak, Hei Si Mou cracked again.He heard Yan Sheng say inarticulately: "Father."

Iwakatsu was very cute when he was a child, his limbs were soft and sensual, his face was full of collagen, and his eyes were big and beautiful.

In short, it is cute and cute!

Yuanyi still had no expression on his face, he put the two brothers on the tatami, and he would find a place to lie down quietly.Yan Sheng was very curious about him, sometimes he would stick out his finger to poke, and even wanted to take a bite with his mouth that had just grown milk teeth.

As soon as Yuan turned over, Yan Sheng only bit his hair.

Hei Si Mou suffered an unprecedented blow, and the one who gave him the fatal blow was Yan Sheng, who was still pulling his hair out.He said blankly, "Yansheng, this is my younger brother, you can't eat or play with him."

You ask me what am I doing?

As someone who was tortured by them all night and didn't sleep well at all, I was resting on the sidelines.

That is, Heishimu was on the outermost side trying to rescue Yuanyi's hair from Yansheng's mouth. Yansheng bit Yuanyi's hair without any intention of letting go. I took advantage of this time to catch up on sleep in the innermost part.

Today is a good day.

It's still early now, and the light has already passed through the curtain door and fainted a spot of light in the room.When the Black Death Mou Danggui was exposed to the sun for the first time in hundreds of years, he would subconsciously avoid it, fearing that he would have nothing left under the sun.

But that was a year ago.

We were newbies a year ago, and Hei Si Mou’s thoughts were still on him as a ghost who couldn’t bask in the sun. When he saw the sun outside the room, he subconsciously wanted to hide. The moment he was held down by me, he looked at me and thought I was Want to free him.

Just as the relief on his face appeared, he got stuck halfway, Heishimu looked at himself standing under the sun, nothing happened, and abruptly replaced the relief on his face with a stiff smile: " The weather today is good."

I smiled and said, "Yes, the weather is fine today."

He held back for a few days before he asked the sentence: "What's going on?" I was picking wisteria flowers, and he was holding the two children. The fragrance of wisteria flowers mixed with the slightly drunkenness of the sun made him a little unsteady. Feel.

"what are you saying?"

"we are not……"

"Probably because of the mutation caused by Oni Wu Tsuji drinking the potion. When he died, the sunlight had no harm to him. Of course, it may also be because we died once."

I said, "Maybe it's redemption now? But it doesn't matter, there is nothing to lose."

"That's right... I have nothing to lose..."

I hope the last one can be more careful, because maybe in the not-too-distant future, a body he feels is a body given by God will make him feel hopeless.

I was panicked, actually.

It retains the immortality and physical fitness of ghosts, and also makes Hei Simou directly immune to the damage of sunlight to ghosts, and can even taste the taste of food, no longer limited to cannibals.

Put it in the usual dream of Wu Mi and ghosts, put it in the question of raising heights, it is just to ensure one thing-to prevent us from dying suddenly due to myocardial infarction halfway.

Naive last one, I used to be as naive as you.

And today, one year later, when I came back from sleep and woke up, Hei Si Mou, who had a child on his hands and a child on his lap, could talk to me calmly in the sun.

"The weather is fine today, don't you want to sleep a little longer?"

In a year's time, Yansheng and Yuanyi were the fateful ones, and Heishimou was the one who changed a lot.Even the speech speed of the elderly has become a normal speech speed.

When he got up, his hair was not tied up, and the edges of his black hair were red and scattered on his clothes. Judging from the volume of his hair, he should not be in danger of middle-aged baldness.

Even if things changed midway and Yingnian became bald early, with the ability of a ghost, it would only take a few minutes to grow hair.

This is the gospel of high-intensity workers.

"Have enough sleep. Are you okay today?"

"Throw it to someone else."

Very good, as expected of you.

After I left all the government affairs to Hei Simou, Hei Simou decided to squeeze his retainers again.The naive and diligent Shangyi also learned how to give full play to the subjective initiative of his subordinates, so that he has more free time.

This shows that whether it is a human or a ghost, they will find ways to reduce their working hours if they do too much work.

The morning starts when both of us wake up and I tie up his loose hair.From the first year to the second year, I didn't realize the problem, but in the third year, I finally realized it.

Following the country's winter is somewhat sad.

Even if the weather is sunny and sunny in winter, I also set up a floor heater to warm it up. Should it be sad or sad.I mean the hair.

The hair of the two of us is a disaster when we sleep at night. It is the length and volume of each other's hair that can be spread out when sleeping on two tatami mats.

Usually when you get up, you need to be careful, first pull out the hair from Yansheng and Yuanyi, if the worst happens, the hair of Heishimou and I will tie into a knot.When not paying attention, both of them would have their scalps tightened, and then they would stare wide-eyed, trying to find a way to untie the knot in their hair.

I proposed to hang him with a knife, but Hei Si Mou didn't agree. He untied the entangled hair very seriously with a straight face. He might cherish his long hair very much.

And in winter, it's not just getting entangled, it's turning black and long when you comb your hair.After combing it a few times, Hei Si Mou gave up the high ponytail.He not only loves the hair, but also his high ponytail, and sometimes sighs when he looks at my hair, and after I'm indifferent, he hands me the comb.

"Help me comb it."

I looked at my ex-colleague unexpectedly, "Last one, do you like to tie your hair so much?"

He said "hmm", "Help me."

Men in the following country can’t get stiff in winter. This is probably in the first winter. Hei Si Mouding, with his hair blown up by static electricity, watched his hair blankly when he fiddled with my fingertips. Doomed.At that time, I didn't realize the seriousness of the problem, I just sighed:

"Last one, your hair is so easy to blow up. Not like me."

Unlike me, except for a little problem when I get up in the morning, when I comb my hair in winter, it will not explode after combing.Hei Si Mou sometimes stared at my hair with resentment.

He tried other methods, such as asking Ji Guo's maid to comb her hair, and I often saw a high ponytail blown up at that time.This is not over yet. Hei Mou, whose hair is blown into the shape of a sea urchin, is very popular with Yansheng and Yuanyi. The two children stretch out their small hands to grab the spines of the sea urchin, or simply bury their faces in the head of the sea urchin.

After Yansheng called him "Father", this was the double blow he received.

During the first year he struggled at times, trying to figure out how to fix why his hair blew up so badly.In the second year, he will wait for me to finish washing very consciously, and then hand me the comb.

And in the third year, the fact that men in the successor country can't get tough in winter began to emerge.In front of me are three heads, three very similar faces, and similar hair volume and similar long black and red hair.

I had mixed feelings: "As expected of a man who inherits the country."

This genetic TMD is outrageous.

The child's hair length is okay, not as exaggerated as the biggest one, so I can finish it soon, Yansheng will hold Yuanyi and sit and wait for Heishimu's hair to be finished, and we will have breakfast together.

I looked at Hei Si Mou's hair, which was blown more and more every year, and finally asked my question: "Last day, were you struck by lightning?"

"Lightning strike? Did father do something bad?"

"It's okay, Yansheng, your father is not afraid of lightning."

"Oh."

Hei Si Mou, who was struck by lightning and suspected to have done something bad, would cough at this time: "No."

"Really not?"

"real."

"Then can you explain why you have so many knots in your hair?"

Heishi Mou fell silent.

very suspicious.

Really suspicious.

After tidying his hair and letting him return to the black dead Mou with a high ponytail, I took Yan Sheng and Yuan Yi's hand and solemnly said: "I will leave this kind of matter to you, we must find you Secrets in my father's hair."

"Please rest assured, mother, we will always keep an eye on father." Yan Sheng finished expressing his attitude seriously, and then looked at Yuan Yi again, "Yuan Yi, what about you?"

Yuanyi put his face on my hand.

Since Iwakatsu made such an assurance and Enichi responded, I have nothing to worry about.

but--

Hei Si Mou, what's wrong with you, Hei Si Mou?

Be sober, there is no future in spoiling your child.

Did you save face last time?

Is it important for the incumbent successor to save face?

need.

But is there a conflict between wanting to save face and letting Yan Sheng and Yuan pair his hands and feet?Do not conflict.

I watched Heishimou sitting there drinking tea, with Yansheng and Yuanyi behind him flipping his hair back and forth. His long black and red hair rose and fell down, and my pupils trembled.

Is it his hair that's messed up?

No, that's clearly my increased workload.

After Yansheng and Yuanyi checked, Yansheng poked out a white face, "No, mother, there is nothing hidden in father's hair."

Yuan glanced at his brother, although he didn't have any other expressions, he poked his face out and looked at me, as if saying, I have carefully checked, mother.

"well done."

I said with a smile.

Hei Si Mou laughed out loud at night, "You should have made it clearer."

I glanced at him: "In the final analysis, it's because your hair is messy and abnormal." I leaned over and asked him, "Do you not like me?"

He choked: "No."

"If your hair is messed up like that again, I won't comb it for you."

"Kang Dang"

Yan Sheng opened the door of the room and rushed out with Yuan Yi, "Mom, what should I do with Yuan Yi's hair?"

"You are all right, go back and rest. I will settle accounts with your father today."

"Okay, mother."

Hei Si Mou has been fighting against his blown hair all night, every time his hair has just been calmed down, and when I put my hand on it, his hair will explode immediately.

Hei Si Mou: "...I was wrong, there will be no next time."